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User avatar #27 - nerfingatyourface (10/19/2014) [-]
Yes I know Darwin is in the NT, but I want to make sure people know nothing happens in Darwin.
#66 - masokist (10/19/2014) [-]
Of course things happen in Darwin. I served about 300 people alcohol today then I went home after buying myself some alcohol and now I'm drinking it.
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#68 - masokist (10/19/2014) [-]
I wish, I work at a bottle shop in Leanyer. Are you from Darwin?
User avatar #69 - nerfingatyourface (10/19/2014) [-]
I live in Darwin, but I am from Canada.
#70 - masokist (10/19/2014) [-]
Wow, I never thought I'd speak with someone on here in Darwin. Did you go to Oktoberfest?
User avatar #71 - nerfingatyourface (10/19/2014) [-]
You are the second person I found who uses FJ and lives in the NT. No, I was working that night and I am not quite sure where it was, as I found out about that night.
#72 - masokist (10/19/2014) [-]
I was working at wisdom as a guard last night, we had a heap of people in from Oktoberfest. It's at Skycity casino near Mindle Beach.
User avatar #73 - nerfingatyourface (10/19/2014) [-]
Wait are you a security Officer? Or do you do part time as a guard?
#74 - masokist (10/19/2014) [-]
Security/crowd control. Only on weekends, that was my first night back in ages though.
User avatar #76 - nerfingatyourface (10/19/2014) [-]
Is it hard working on Mitchell Street? I work in Security/Crowed Control as well.
#77 - masokist (10/19/2014) [-]
I've only worked at Wisdom and on the tiwi Islands. I also did loads of stuff back in Brisbane, six months at strip clubs. I barely ever get fights happening because I don't want them to happen, it's all about people skills really. What company are you working with?
User avatar #78 - nerfingatyourface (10/19/2014) [-]
I have only just started, I am with Wilson Security.
#79 - masokist (10/19/2014) [-]
I haven't worked with them, are you just doing bottle shops? I've been trying to get into doing static security for a while.
User avatar #80 - nerfingatyourface (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I think they are alright so far. No they have me in 2 shopping centers, Karama and Palmerston.
#81 - masokist (10/19/2014) [-]
Lucky man. I couldn't get anything other than crowd control when I started. If you want to do some crowd control then hit up Visual Security. the boss is a top bloke and looks after you real well.
User avatar #83 - nerfingatyourface (10/19/2014) [-]
Then when I get tired I will look into it. Yeah I am pretty lucky I have heard of some people who just sit on crates during the day watching the cars in the CBD.
#86 - masokist (10/19/2014) [-]
In some ways that's a dream job, but after working lazy jobs for a few years, it's good to get back into something that makes me more active.
User avatar #94 - nerfingatyourface (10/19/2014) [-]
Yeah that is true, but for me I rather be doing what I am doing now.
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I think they mean that the avengers and X-men LITERALLY hate him, like try to kill him. because hes a liability.
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Maybe, I think my point still stands and the X-men are smart enough to make use of him, the avengers might be under extreme conditions

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User avatar #14 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
since content was deleted
YOUR comment
« millionth rhyme4s with month,
chilver rhymes with silver and
hurple rhymes with purple »

hurple does rhyme and is a word tho i wasnt talking about the rhyme with purple jsut hunt and month
chilver is a noun so allthough it rhymes i can make an object name it durple and it rhymes with purple so nouns are usually left out.
millionth is another one that rhymes but its borderline a forced rhyme
this is because millionths rhyming sound is IONTH while month is just ONTH

User avatar #15 to #14 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
You didnt mention them but I included them as they are common ones to use with the 'fact' of certain words not having any rhymes, and as chilver is a common noun and not a proper noun it is usually counted, millionth is not a forced rhyme nor a borderline forced rhyme as the correct classical English pronunciation is mill-i-onth, with the onth rhyming with month, mill-i-onth.
Thank you
User avatar #16 to #15 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
well there you go i have no real arguements against you so i can no longer keep the conversation going (agree or not its always good to point out reasons against)
so you win
User avatar #17 to #16 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
Thank you a value that you were willing to actually put your argument forward in this, i welcome any and all reasonable arguments to anything i say, this is reasonable as I have seen this sort of misconception alot and it may eventually become a large part of English, but for now it is still the same.
User avatar #18 to #17 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
i believed you from the start but you know i cant jsut let you walk all over my comment
the issue i see with millionth is that when i say it at least i do the ionth as 1 syllable so when i say it it doesnt rhyme quite right so i say its a forced ryme because by definition it rhymes when u say it a little off (so if i spaced the i out)
the issue with most rhyming facts is just theres too many words and you cant really decide the rules of rhyming as i said i can make an object name it horange and it rhymes with orange so does that count
User avatar #19 to #18 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
Like I said many people do pronounce it that way and I feel it is very likely it will become the proper pronunciation soon, English seems to be slowly evolving into a very fast language.
User avatar #20 to #19 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
well english is a language based off other languages...words get added in all the time from other languages thats why origin is so useful in a spelling bee
User avatar #21 to #20 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
True, it also evolves from its own words, both in useful ways (don't can't) and not so useful ways (lol, swag) although one could argue that the concept of contractions itself came from the Romans (Latin is the oldest language I know that has contractions, for example hodie is a contraction of hoc die).
User avatar #22 to #21 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
im pretty sure 80% of latin words are pretty much 2 regular words put together to mean somehting new based on the words
User avatar #23 to #22 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
NO, there are many compound words (which are different from contractions and many older languages have them as well) but contractions are alot rarer, I am a second year Latin student and the only one I can think of right now is hodie
User avatar #24 to #23 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
idk much about language all i know is whenever im learning something they always go
*word* derives from the latin word *word* and *word*
where like the first part is a few letters and last part is a few letters
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