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#4 - That is ******* stupid. When they're 14-16, g… 09/19/2014 on multiculturalism gud +1
#64 - Comment deleted 09/16/2014 on The Office 0
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#126 - Which is going overboard, but most guys don't do that 09/11/2014 on CAPS LOCK OF RAGE! 0
#95 - And of course, if there's empty spaces next to you, you are al…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on CAPS LOCK OF RAGE! +1
User avatar #108 - Shramin (09/11/2014) [-]
Most of the pictures of guys spreading their legs they aren't going over the seat next to them, but the article made it out as if they were basically lying down on an entire fucking bench.
User avatar #126 - epicalania (09/11/2014) [-]
Which is going overboard, but most guys don't do that
#25 - In highschool I did a computer-tech class and we were put into…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on rekt again +15
#45 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
Oh god the pain
>Be me in college short story class in high school
>Having discussion on gender roles n' shit
> Teacher chooses who to talk based on people who raised their hand
> She is a real femanist
> Not a tumblr feminist, like she actually has a degree in literature, read multiple books from by god knows how many authors and knows of REAL female oppression.
> Teacher chooses Fembitch who is 5'0 in 4" platforms (about 4'8 barefoot), dead set on majoring in gender studies (or art IDGAF), strange fashion sense(no other way to describe it)
> Imagine a loot midget version of Chanty Binx
> Basically your average Tumblrite
> Femabitch taking 8 years to state her point
> "gender roles should be abolished, my dad was a maternal figure"
> Has multiple points on topic
> killme.spy
> she's done
> Raise hand, teacher picks me
> State that men and women are not only physically, but mentally different as well.
>" Women tend to be more intuitive and emotional thinkers while most men are more
logical and systemic thinkers"
>"However, this is not always the case. When two systemic thinking individuals do it they have a higher chance of a child with autism"
>Also include examples such as Marie Curie & Ada Lovelace
part 1/2, not enough space
#46 - unfitninjuh (09/06/2014) [-]
2/2 Pendejos

>Fembitch2 raises hand
> Teacher
> More average looking, avg height, weight, fashion sense, etc.
> Introduced my position
> Talks about how a Pixar employee was fired due to realistic modeling techniques
> she starts crying "boohoo it's not fair," "real emotion", etc.
> wait for her to finish her spiel
> Tried to explain the concept of the uncanny valley
> Fembitch interrupts
> "You're wrong! There are many artists that use disturbing and unsettling content"
> triggered.cis
> It's almost like I can see the vegan spaghetti come out of her "designer" satchel

> MFW the teacher reminded her that the employee worked for Pixar
> MFW Fembitch's statement
#13 - uhuh, weird 09/05/2014 on Don't mess with the butler. 0
#9 - Ok, I don't know all that much about comics but I've seen that…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Don't mess with the butler. 0
#11 - captnnorway (09/05/2014) [-]
Basically everyone got Superman powers, but Batman was against it. Superman almost killed Batman, but Alfred totally wrecked him afterwards and saved Batman.
User avatar #13 - epicalania (09/05/2014) [-]
uhuh, weird

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User avatar #14 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
since content was deleted
YOUR comment
« millionth rhyme4s with month,
chilver rhymes with silver and
hurple rhymes with purple »

hurple does rhyme and is a word tho i wasnt talking about the rhyme with purple jsut hunt and month
chilver is a noun so allthough it rhymes i can make an object name it durple and it rhymes with purple so nouns are usually left out.
millionth is another one that rhymes but its borderline a forced rhyme
this is because millionths rhyming sound is IONTH while month is just ONTH

User avatar #15 to #14 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
You didnt mention them but I included them as they are common ones to use with the 'fact' of certain words not having any rhymes, and as chilver is a common noun and not a proper noun it is usually counted, millionth is not a forced rhyme nor a borderline forced rhyme as the correct classical English pronunciation is mill-i-onth, with the onth rhyming with month, mill-i-onth.
Thank you
User avatar #16 to #15 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
well there you go i have no real arguements against you so i can no longer keep the conversation going (agree or not its always good to point out reasons against)
so you win
User avatar #17 to #16 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
Thank you a value that you were willing to actually put your argument forward in this, i welcome any and all reasonable arguments to anything i say, this is reasonable as I have seen this sort of misconception alot and it may eventually become a large part of English, but for now it is still the same.
User avatar #18 to #17 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
i believed you from the start but you know i cant jsut let you walk all over my comment
the issue i see with millionth is that when i say it at least i do the ionth as 1 syllable so when i say it it doesnt rhyme quite right so i say its a forced ryme because by definition it rhymes when u say it a little off (so if i spaced the i out)
the issue with most rhyming facts is just theres too many words and you cant really decide the rules of rhyming as i said i can make an object name it horange and it rhymes with orange so does that count
User avatar #19 to #18 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
Like I said many people do pronounce it that way and I feel it is very likely it will become the proper pronunciation soon, English seems to be slowly evolving into a very fast language.
User avatar #20 to #19 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
well english is a language based off other languages...words get added in all the time from other languages thats why origin is so useful in a spelling bee
User avatar #21 to #20 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
True, it also evolves from its own words, both in useful ways (don't can't) and not so useful ways (lol, swag) although one could argue that the concept of contractions itself came from the Romans (Latin is the oldest language I know that has contractions, for example hodie is a contraction of hoc die).
User avatar #22 to #21 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
im pretty sure 80% of latin words are pretty much 2 regular words put together to mean somehting new based on the words
User avatar #23 to #22 - epicalania (10/13/2013) [-]
NO, there are many compound words (which are different from contractions and many older languages have them as well) but contractions are alot rarer, I am a second year Latin student and the only one I can think of right now is hodie
User avatar #24 to #23 - itemexchange (10/13/2013) [-]
idk much about language all i know is whenever im learning something they always go
*word* derives from the latin word *word* and *word*
where like the first part is a few letters and last part is a few letters
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