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#40 - As it should be  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2015 on How to deal with "refugees" +4
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#41 - linkeron (11/30/2015) [-]
That bit of the video where you saw the refugees pulling at another driver trying to get him out? That's assault, and no jury would charge a driver with anything if that happened here and a refugee straight up got shot in the face.
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#42 - epicactual (11/30/2015) [-]
See, I don't hate the people trying to escape Syria, but I do hate the ones that pull bullshit like you're describing. Gonna watch the video later, and if what you say is true, I agree with you one hundred percent. Don't much care where you're from, there are some things here in the U.S. I'm thankful for, and one of those is the right to defend yourself and your property if need be
#38 - Now I'm no refugee hate circlejerker, but anybody pulling that…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2015 on How to deal with "refugees" +5
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#39 - linkeron (11/30/2015) [-]
Same. I'm charged with the safety of the truck, trailer, and load. I own the truck. You'd be damnit sure I'm gonna protect my property.
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#40 - epicactual (11/30/2015) [-]
As it should be
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#41 - linkeron (11/30/2015) [-]
That bit of the video where you saw the refugees pulling at another driver trying to get him out? That's assault, and no jury would charge a driver with anything if that happened here and a refugee straight up got shot in the face.
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#42 - epicactual (11/30/2015) [-]
See, I don't hate the people trying to escape Syria, but I do hate the ones that pull bullshit like you're describing. Gonna watch the video later, and if what you say is true, I agree with you one hundred percent. Don't much care where you're from, there are some things here in the U.S. I'm thankful for, and one of those is the right to defend yourself and your property if need be
#36 - This is true  [+] (6 new replies) 11/30/2015 on How to deal with "refugees" +7
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#37 - linkeron (11/30/2015) [-]
I'm a truck driver myself (Best job I've ever had), we have a minor piracy problem. Company drivers typically aren't allowed to have a weapon of any kind aboard, but that doesn't stop them, and us owner ops can do whatever we want. A refugee trying to climb in between the truck and trailer would eat buckshot nigh instantaneously, given the driver takes the time to stop the truck, gear up, and get out of the cab.
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#38 - epicactual (11/30/2015) [-]
Now I'm no refugee hate circlejerker, but anybody pulling that shit deserves buckshot
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#39 - linkeron (11/30/2015) [-]
Same. I'm charged with the safety of the truck, trailer, and load. I own the truck. You'd be damnit sure I'm gonna protect my property.
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#40 - epicactual (11/30/2015) [-]
As it should be
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#41 - linkeron (11/30/2015) [-]
That bit of the video where you saw the refugees pulling at another driver trying to get him out? That's assault, and no jury would charge a driver with anything if that happened here and a refugee straight up got shot in the face.
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#42 - epicactual (11/30/2015) [-]
See, I don't hate the people trying to escape Syria, but I do hate the ones that pull bullshit like you're describing. Gonna watch the video later, and if what you say is true, I agree with you one hundred percent. Don't much care where you're from, there are some things here in the U.S. I'm thankful for, and one of those is the right to defend yourself and your property if need be
#42 - Mono Slug Thug is getting weird 11/30/2015 on Time To Grow Out My Hair 0
#16 - I lean left and thats what I think. Seriously, we need to let … 11/30/2015 on Gutten Tag +1
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#49 - You tellin me he wasn't?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on Must Be German +4
#51 - rollfourexplain (11/29/2015) [-]
I was hoping he was going to partially undo the belt, pull out a tiny submachine gun, say a one liner, and blow up whatever he was aiming at.
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#44 - gettin some mileage out of this  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2015 on Must Be German +9
#48 - rollfourexplain (11/29/2015) [-]
Ah dang. I thought it was from an action movie and he was going to pull a weapon out of his pants.
#49 - epicactual (11/29/2015) [-]
You tellin me he wasn't?
#51 - rollfourexplain (11/29/2015) [-]
I was hoping he was going to partially undo the belt, pull out a tiny submachine gun, say a one liner, and blow up whatever he was aiming at.
#17 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2015 on korean guy watched american... +21
#66 - darknesincontrol (11/28/2015) [-]
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#86 - egosumproxi (11/28/2015) [-]
I can already see one reason these "actors" are doing porn...
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#29 - damson (11/28/2015) [-]
That is not fitting background music for that line.
#20 - Comment deleted 11/28/2015 on grandma +1
#176 - To be honest, I don't mind the unbiased posts, ya know, facts … 11/27/2015 on Them Recent shootings +2
#173 - I'd rather have cringe without the cringe comps than …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Them Recent shootings +1
#174 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**I actually like it though, its like the news, except we're not bullshitters about the news, like if i never joined FJ i wouldn't have ever found out about all of the feminist bullshit because no news station would report it, and FJ is full of reposts, so you can't really hold that against FJ, you go to a black tweets comp, there's green and red reposted shit everywhere.

I hate fallout 4 with a passion Because of the fanoys and hated how lots of the people would rate a game as the best game ever when it hasn't came out yet but i wouldn't leave FJ for it, i'd just skip over the content, i do the same with anime posts cause i don't really like anime either
#189 - helgestrichen (11/27/2015) [-]
You wouldn't have found about that feminist crap because its news that only affects a handfull of people. fj makes it seem like it's a huge movement, threatening our very lives, when in reality those women make up less than 1% of alle women. or have you ever met someone like that? fj is a tabloid full of opinion, i think that's what you're looking for when you mean "news"
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#190 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-]
I once met someone who was like that, except she was an ugly fuck and kept trying to hit on me just cause i was gay, and she was annoying as hell because of how often her "random outbursts" got, so when i turned her down so many times tumblr made her a feminazi, and she kept calling me shit just cause i wouldn't date her desperate, ugly ass.

So eventually i stopped talking to her completely, ignored her when she walked up to me and all that Eventually she said she regretted what she did but that was too late

But other than that experience i've never met a femenazi outside of the internet.
#215 - imabeatyouman (11/27/2015) [-]
"and kept trying to hit on me just cause i was gay"
Why tho Does this happen a lot
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#222 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-]
She was some desperate creepy girl who'd hit on a toaster if it was nice to her
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#234 - imabeatyouman (12/15/2015) [-]
Well toasters are pretty darn hot gettit
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#176 - epicactual (11/27/2015) [-]
To be honest, I don't mind the unbiased posts, ya know, facts and the like because I take it as news too, but quite a few people here just want to sling bile and hate others. Ya know there's a difference between a good allahu akbar joke, and going out of your way to just demonize an entire people.

Most of these posts I skip over too, its just that they're so common now and it kind of bums me out. I do get where you're coming from though
#25 - I like the new poppy, like alot, but best yordle...  [+] (9 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Poppy +25
#64 - itsgnar (11/27/2015) [-]
Poppo is the best female Yordle.
Notably fluffy ears in-game now, bruh. Plus the shit in [>>#13]. How do you compete with that.
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#69 - toosexyforyou (11/27/2015) [-]
What rank are you?
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#70 - itsgnar (11/27/2015) [-]
Silverfag. But progressing.

Why y'all gotta remind me this every time.
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#72 - toosexyforyou (11/27/2015) [-]
I thought you'd be higher since I don't see you talking about champions needing changes. You know how silver and gold players are all experts at champion balance.
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#73 - itsgnar (11/27/2015) [-]
Nah, I like champions more like characters.
I sometimes talk about champions and balance but it's mostly bullshit I assume from experience.
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#60 - itswarwick (11/27/2015) [-]
Eh. They both taste the same.
#51 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
Awwyeah. Up-high, fellow Tristy-lover!
...It's the only good image I have sadly. So, forgive the confused face.
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#147 - phantompaladin (11/27/2015) [-]
up the butt?
#42 - rokkarokkaali (11/27/2015) [-]
is KENNEN
#61 - I'm tempted to leave as well my friend. I just want to feel go…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Them Recent shootings +3
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#170 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-]
Have you seen 2010 FJ? It was the cringiest shit with things reposted to shit because nobody made new memes, just wait for the niggers to stop rioting and the sandniggers to stop bombing and then there'll be funny Also i'm so glad pepe is dying, i got sick of it after someone tried to sell rare pepes, pepe was never funny for awhile now
#197 - exstacy (11/27/2015) [-]
#199 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Are you about to cry or are you smoking weed
#200 - exstacy (11/27/2015) [-]
#201 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image** Well then
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#173 - epicactual (11/27/2015) [-]
I'd rather have cringe without the cringe comps than this depressing shit constantly. When I first showed up people were fighting over who was more autistic which was honestly pretty fun to watch; now everyone's just blatantly racist and they keep reposting the same political garbage
#174 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**I actually like it though, its like the news, except we're not bullshitters about the news, like if i never joined FJ i wouldn't have ever found out about all of the feminist bullshit because no news station would report it, and FJ is full of reposts, so you can't really hold that against FJ, you go to a black tweets comp, there's green and red reposted shit everywhere.

I hate fallout 4 with a passion Because of the fanoys and hated how lots of the people would rate a game as the best game ever when it hasn't came out yet but i wouldn't leave FJ for it, i'd just skip over the content, i do the same with anime posts cause i don't really like anime either
#189 - helgestrichen (11/27/2015) [-]
You wouldn't have found about that feminist crap because its news that only affects a handfull of people. fj makes it seem like it's a huge movement, threatening our very lives, when in reality those women make up less than 1% of alle women. or have you ever met someone like that? fj is a tabloid full of opinion, i think that's what you're looking for when you mean "news"
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#190 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-]
I once met someone who was like that, except she was an ugly fuck and kept trying to hit on me just cause i was gay, and she was annoying as hell because of how often her "random outbursts" got, so when i turned her down so many times tumblr made her a feminazi, and she kept calling me shit just cause i wouldn't date her desperate, ugly ass.

So eventually i stopped talking to her completely, ignored her when she walked up to me and all that Eventually she said she regretted what she did but that was too late

But other than that experience i've never met a femenazi outside of the internet.
#215 - imabeatyouman (11/27/2015) [-]
"and kept trying to hit on me just cause i was gay"
Why tho Does this happen a lot
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#222 - itskennyandjosh (11/27/2015) [-]
She was some desperate creepy girl who'd hit on a toaster if it was nice to her
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#234 - imabeatyouman (12/15/2015) [-]
Well toasters are pretty darn hot gettit
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#176 - epicactual (11/27/2015) [-]
To be honest, I don't mind the unbiased posts, ya know, facts and the like because I take it as news too, but quite a few people here just want to sling bile and hate others. Ya know there's a difference between a good allahu akbar joke, and going out of your way to just demonize an entire people.

Most of these posts I skip over too, its just that they're so common now and it kind of bums me out. I do get where you're coming from though
#85 - skelebones (11/27/2015) [-]
then fucking go. if youre too weak to change or accept the change then maybe you dont belong. fj is always evolving adapting and changing. it just happens to be changing in a way you dont like atm.

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#22 - I'd call the police for witnessing a ******* murder, bu… 11/25/2015 on England Popo having fun +1
#208 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Religion of peace 0
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#6 - Vintage memage 11/24/2015 on Savage with a side of no chill 0
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#26 - I am an adult  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on Just. 0
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#28 - traceirving (11/24/2015) [-]
Don't lie. This is the internet. We are all 12.
#32 - yes 11/23/2015 on Werid shit +12
#30 - Don't have to move if someone throws you hard enough  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Werid shit +32
#31 - merrrione (11/23/2015) [-]
but have you ever heard of an armored javelin?
#32 - epicactual (11/23/2015) [-]
yes
#14 - I expected #exmuslimbecause or something about the refugees. … 11/23/2015 on Let me guess 0
#15 - Picture 11/23/2015 on Main Character proceeds to... +15

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User avatar #32 to #31 - epicactual (09/10/2015) [-]
Thanks fam
User avatar #29 - alekksandar (08/18/2014) [-]
are you epic actual or epi cactual ?

stupid cactus people with your cactus fursonas
User avatar #30 to #29 - strangesir ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
"Cactusonas"
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (07/05/2014) [-]
Hey, want to play some Civ some time? Could be a lot of fun.
User avatar #3 to #2 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah bro, we could do that. We'd have to plan it out though, I got some people I talk to regularly and I'm starting a job on Monday, but I'm sure we could pull off a game or two
User avatar #4 to #3 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Hey, are you perhaps from America?
User avatar #5 to #4 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Yes, yes I am. South Texas to be exact
User avatar #6 to #5 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Well **** , that could complicate things. I am from Europe, you see. Day and night could be a problem.
User avatar #7 to #6 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
What time is it now? And, where do ya live?
User avatar #8 to #7 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Right now it's 21:36, and I live in the Netherrealm Netherlands. How late is it in Texas?
User avatar #9 to #8 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Lemme, switch to 24 hour time. Hmm, yes, it is 14:41
User avatar #10 to #9 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
7 hour time difference. Could be worse. If I were to be able to play in the evenings, we could play.
User avatar #11 to #10 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
When do you normally play? I'm starting a job tomorrow, but I like staying up ridiculously late.
User avatar #12 to #11 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Well, I'm a student and the next 5 weeks I will have summer vacation. I basically have every hour of the day, except for about 10 hours.

And what is the new job? Accountant? Engineer? Cook? Tell me.
#13 to #12 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
My first job, I'm 16. I'm gonna be a busboy and a dishwasher.
User avatar #14 to #13 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Good on you, man. My first job was paperboy. Didn;t hold it longer than 8 motnhs or so though, because I had to focus on school. Also, what is a busboy?
User avatar #15 to #14 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure a busboy is someone who goes from table to table and cleaning them up. Ya know , talking the dining ware and such. Also, yeah I'm not sure I'll be able to keep the job when school starts again. But, for now, its a summer job so I'm excited
User avatar #16 to #15 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah. I should also seek a summerjob, but I am kind of a little bit way too late with it. Most jobs will probably be taken.
User avatar #17 to #16 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh **** ! I thought I replied! Damnit Fj! Yeah, I grabbed this job because I figured all the others woulbe taken by college kids coming home, and a family friend was friends with the manager
#18 to #17 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
I hope that if I can still find a job, I hope it's outside. Nothign worse than to be forced inside when the sun is shining. Makes me crazy.
I hope that if I can still find a job, I hope it's outside. Nothign worse than to be forced inside when the sun is shining. Makes me crazy.
User avatar #19 to #18 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Really? I'm a bit of an introvert. But the way I look at it, a jobs a job, and I'm a teenager so I can save up most of what I earn
User avatar #20 to #19 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I am a bit of an introvert as well, but still. Outside works is usually good for people. It's usually stuff like digging, chopping wood, building stuff, you know? Physically intensive stuff often.
User avatar #28 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Ok, I'm a bit new to steam and the like, how do I join a game?
User avatar #26 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Sounds good
User avatar #24 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
My steam name is EpicActual, I have the same pony picture
User avatar #27 to #24 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
And it is done. I may not be abel to play for long, however, but I will try to play for as long as possible.
User avatar #25 to #24 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Cool. My name is dutchspetzna/insanity sparkling. I'll try to add you.
User avatar #22 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
And I'm about to start a game
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh ahit, I was taking a bath. But I can actually play right now
Anyway, what is your steam name?
User avatar #21 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Ha, guess you guys have different mentality over there. But yeah, working outsides probably healthier anyway. Don't suppose you could play a game of civ now? I usually browse Fj or something else when I play
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