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User avatar #22 - truesmokewolf (03/23/2015) [-]
H-he's not kidding...
#331 - dude that's pretty sweet, I'll screencap it thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Aint so tought now are ya? 0
#350 - godofhorizons (03/19/2015) [-]
Have fun
#261 - That's awesome, I dig life gain quite a bit myself, but I don'…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Aint so tought now are ya? 0
#268 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, to make life gain decks work really well requires an expansive set of combo effects, I've been collecting the cards for mine for 4 years now and I'm still not completely satisfied.
#241 - jesus Christ that's pretty intense. you're not ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Aint so tought now are ya? 0
#262 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
I can't find a picture with both, so just look up Sorin, Lord of Innistrad and Ajani, Mentor of Heroes. Pay special attention to both of their first abilities (together). And imagine playing against this combo on turn five (like my buddy had to)
#252 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Haha, hell no, man. Life gain is my favorite strategy of all time, so I take it VERY seriously.
User avatar #261 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
That's awesome, I dig life gain quite a bit myself, but I don't have any good cards really
#268 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, to make life gain decks work really well requires an expansive set of combo effects, I've been collecting the cards for mine for 4 years now and I'm still not completely satisfied.
#209 - True, that **** never gets old. I once pulled a conjure…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Aint so tought now are ya? 0
#231 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Okay, so imagine this. I have Trostani, Ajani, and Rhox Faithmender on the field. In my hand is Voracious Worm.

I use Ajani's -8 to gain 100 life, which is doubled to 200 by Rhox. I play Voracious Worm which comes in with X 1/1 counters where X is the amount of life I've gained this turn. VW comes in as a 202/202, Trostani's effect gains me 202 life which is doubled by Rhox, so I gain 404 fucks not found . At the end of the turn my Dimir buddy was looking at a 202/202 creature and I just gained 604 life all in one turn....and it only cost me 2 mana.
User avatar #241 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
jesus Christ that's pretty intense. you're not fucking around with the life gain are ya?
#262 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
I can't find a picture with both, so just look up Sorin, Lord of Innistrad and Ajani, Mentor of Heroes. Pay special attention to both of their first abilities (together). And imagine playing against this combo on turn five (like my buddy had to)
#252 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Haha, hell no, man. Life gain is my favorite strategy of all time, so I take it VERY seriously.
User avatar #261 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
That's awesome, I dig life gain quite a bit myself, but I don't have any good cards really
#268 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, to make life gain decks work really well requires an expansive set of combo effects, I've been collecting the cards for mine for 4 years now and I'm still not completely satisfied.
#173 - Sound like a cool bro , I'd probably get along with him pre…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Aint so tought now are ya? +1
#310 - godofhorizons (03/19/2015) [-]
If you truly want to be a huuuge dickhead while playing multiplayer EDH let me give you a few card combos that will be a huge hit with your friends And by that I mean they'll want to murder you I have all the following cards in my deck
Commander: Kruphix, God of Horizons
This works with either a huge pool of mana thanks to Kruphix, or an infinite mana combo
Countering:
Spell Burst
Guile
Decree of Silence
Stealing spells:
Uyo, Silent Prophet
Jace's Mindseeker
Chancellor of the Spires
Echo Mage
Stealing creatures:
Beguiler of wills
Gather Specimens
Being a general dickhead:
Curse of the Swine
Cyclonic Rift
Stealing opponents deck:
Jace the Architect of Thought combine this with clock spinning, steal opponents planeswalkers and use their own ultimate against them, or if they already have a planeswalker out just outright destroy him
or my personal favorite:
Stealing your opponents field:
Memnarch It would probably just be easier if everyone just turned their permanents around so that they're facing towards them.
Warning: Playing this deck may cause you to lose friends
User avatar #331 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
dude that's pretty sweet, I'll screencap it thanks
#350 - godofhorizons (03/19/2015) [-]
Have fun
#197 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Haha, my buddy and I always joke around about how fun milling is... unless you're the other guy. x) Many a times I've seen my Ajani and my Sorin milled away and just gone "nooooooooooooooooooooooo, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

I just think it's fun building up such a massive life total the other person just tries as hard as they can but nothing they do even significantly effects me.
User avatar #209 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
True, that shit never gets old. I once pulled a conjurer's closet-archaeomancer combo with various counters, and I watched as my friend attempted to fight whilst having everything repeatedly countered and every creature of his failing to enter the field. Pulling off stuff like that is what keeps me playing
#231 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Okay, so imagine this. I have Trostani, Ajani, and Rhox Faithmender on the field. In my hand is Voracious Worm.

I use Ajani's -8 to gain 100 life, which is doubled to 200 by Rhox. I play Voracious Worm which comes in with X 1/1 counters where X is the amount of life I've gained this turn. VW comes in as a 202/202, Trostani's effect gains me 202 life which is doubled by Rhox, so I gain 404 fucks not found . At the end of the turn my Dimir buddy was looking at a 202/202 creature and I just gained 604 life all in one turn....and it only cost me 2 mana.
User avatar #241 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
jesus Christ that's pretty intense. you're not fucking around with the life gain are ya?
#262 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
I can't find a picture with both, so just look up Sorin, Lord of Innistrad and Ajani, Mentor of Heroes. Pay special attention to both of their first abilities (together). And imagine playing against this combo on turn five (like my buddy had to)
#252 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Haha, hell no, man. Life gain is my favorite strategy of all time, so I take it VERY seriously.
User avatar #261 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
That's awesome, I dig life gain quite a bit myself, but I don't have any good cards really
#268 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, to make life gain decks work really well requires an expansive set of combo effects, I've been collecting the cards for mine for 4 years now and I'm still not completely satisfied.
#149 - Impressive, thinking that far ahead. My first deck was a dimir…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Aint so tought now are ya? +1
#157 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
You and my buddy would become great friends, since you both enjoy playing simply to annoy the other. XD You may or may not have read the rest of the comments around this one, but my deck started off White/Black exile/instakill with a small amount of life gain mixed in (mainly because of extort). Eventually I just went, hey this lifegain is really working for me, I want more. So I collected every life gain card I could find and threw it all together (amazing deck building strategy, I know) and somehow, out popped a really great deck. I've since then fine tuned it, added green to the mix when I discovered it's life gain capabilities (glad I did, because I have Ajani, Mentor of Heroes now). Mostly it uses Orzhov cards though, just the life stealing ones like Debt to the Deathless, anything with extort, and some revivals like Obzedat's Aid. I also have Elixir of Immortality (which is always fun to use right after my Dimir friend has milled 90% of my deck) That plus I found a way to mix life gain and token spamming into one deck (Angelic Accord+Trostani, Selesnya's Voice). I love my deck.
User avatar #173 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
Sound like a cool bro , I'd probably get along with him pretty well. One of my friends likes to punch me in the shoulder when I mess with his stuff, so I try not to sit next to him.
But anyway, the place I go play magic with my friends regularly is called "The Gamers Den", and I remember the first time I went with my friends. By this time, I had been playing for a few weeks so understood the basics, and there was this guy there whom we played a few games with; dude was smart, he was doing things I couldn't even begin to comprehend with his deck at the time. Him, and my friends took me up to the front counter and all of them started picking out cards for me, and taking out cards that didn't need to be there it was an intro deck from ravnica I believe , and thus the first transformation occurred. I discovered at the time that I really digged Counterspell I got me the one with old artwork, I run just about anything I find with no regards to its legality. I just don't play tournaments and other counters. So, lo and behold my fondness for countering and murdering was born. I usually dig combining that with combos that let me manipulate the hands of my opponents, mainly discard, but lately I've been leaning towards milling because I think its hilarious.
But yeah, that's how I found my play style, not to interesting but fun for me remember.
Sorry bout the long post bro, talking about stuff like this is usually pretty fun for me
#310 - godofhorizons (03/19/2015) [-]
If you truly want to be a huuuge dickhead while playing multiplayer EDH let me give you a few card combos that will be a huge hit with your friends And by that I mean they'll want to murder you I have all the following cards in my deck
Commander: Kruphix, God of Horizons
This works with either a huge pool of mana thanks to Kruphix, or an infinite mana combo
Countering:
Spell Burst
Guile
Decree of Silence
Stealing spells:
Uyo, Silent Prophet
Jace's Mindseeker
Chancellor of the Spires
Echo Mage
Stealing creatures:
Beguiler of wills
Gather Specimens
Being a general dickhead:
Curse of the Swine
Cyclonic Rift
Stealing opponents deck:
Jace the Architect of Thought combine this with clock spinning, steal opponents planeswalkers and use their own ultimate against them, or if they already have a planeswalker out just outright destroy him
or my personal favorite:
Stealing your opponents field:
Memnarch It would probably just be easier if everyone just turned their permanents around so that they're facing towards them.
Warning: Playing this deck may cause you to lose friends
User avatar #331 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
dude that's pretty sweet, I'll screencap it thanks
#350 - godofhorizons (03/19/2015) [-]
Have fun
#197 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Haha, my buddy and I always joke around about how fun milling is... unless you're the other guy. x) Many a times I've seen my Ajani and my Sorin milled away and just gone "nooooooooooooooooooooooo, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

I just think it's fun building up such a massive life total the other person just tries as hard as they can but nothing they do even significantly effects me.
User avatar #209 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
True, that shit never gets old. I once pulled a conjurer's closet-archaeomancer combo with various counters, and I watched as my friend attempted to fight whilst having everything repeatedly countered and every creature of his failing to enter the field. Pulling off stuff like that is what keeps me playing
#231 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Okay, so imagine this. I have Trostani, Ajani, and Rhox Faithmender on the field. In my hand is Voracious Worm.

I use Ajani's -8 to gain 100 life, which is doubled to 200 by Rhox. I play Voracious Worm which comes in with X 1/1 counters where X is the amount of life I've gained this turn. VW comes in as a 202/202, Trostani's effect gains me 202 life which is doubled by Rhox, so I gain 404 fucks not found . At the end of the turn my Dimir buddy was looking at a 202/202 creature and I just gained 604 life all in one turn....and it only cost me 2 mana.
User avatar #241 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
jesus Christ that's pretty intense. you're not fucking around with the life gain are ya?
#262 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
I can't find a picture with both, so just look up Sorin, Lord of Innistrad and Ajani, Mentor of Heroes. Pay special attention to both of their first abilities (together). And imagine playing against this combo on turn five (like my buddy had to)
#252 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Haha, hell no, man. Life gain is my favorite strategy of all time, so I take it VERY seriously.
User avatar #261 - epicactual (03/19/2015) [-]
That's awesome, I dig life gain quite a bit myself, but I don't have any good cards really
#268 - starlordoriginal (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, to make life gain decks work really well requires an expansive set of combo effects, I've been collecting the cards for mine for 4 years now and I'm still not completely satisfied.

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User avatar #29 - alekksandar (08/18/2014) [-]
are you epic actual or epi cactual ?

stupid cactus people with your cactus fursonas
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (07/05/2014) [-]
Hey, want to play some Civ some time? Could be a lot of fun.
User avatar #3 to #2 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah bro, we could do that. We'd have to plan it out though, I got some people I talk to regularly and I'm starting a job on Monday, but I'm sure we could pull off a game or two
User avatar #4 to #3 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Hey, are you perhaps from America?
User avatar #5 to #4 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Yes, yes I am. South Texas to be exact
User avatar #6 to #5 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Well **** , that could complicate things. I am from Europe, you see. Day and night could be a problem.
User avatar #7 to #6 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
What time is it now? And, where do ya live?
User avatar #8 to #7 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Right now it's 21:36, and I live in the Netherrealm Netherlands. How late is it in Texas?
User avatar #9 to #8 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Lemme, switch to 24 hour time. Hmm, yes, it is 14:41
User avatar #10 to #9 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
7 hour time difference. Could be worse. If I were to be able to play in the evenings, we could play.
User avatar #11 to #10 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
When do you normally play? I'm starting a job tomorrow, but I like staying up ridiculously late.
User avatar #12 to #11 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Well, I'm a student and the next 5 weeks I will have summer vacation. I basically have every hour of the day, except for about 10 hours.

And what is the new job? Accountant? Engineer? Cook? Tell me.
#13 to #12 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
My first job, I'm 16. I'm gonna be a busboy and a dishwasher.
User avatar #14 to #13 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Good on you, man. My first job was paperboy. Didn;t hold it longer than 8 motnhs or so though, because I had to focus on school. Also, what is a busboy?
User avatar #15 to #14 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure a busboy is someone who goes from table to table and cleaning them up. Ya know , talking the dining ware and such. Also, yeah I'm not sure I'll be able to keep the job when school starts again. But, for now, its a summer job so I'm excited
User avatar #16 to #15 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah. I should also seek a summerjob, but I am kind of a little bit way too late with it. Most jobs will probably be taken.
User avatar #17 to #16 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh **** ! I thought I replied! Damnit Fj! Yeah, I grabbed this job because I figured all the others woulbe taken by college kids coming home, and a family friend was friends with the manager
#18 to #17 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
I hope that if I can still find a job, I hope it's outside. Nothign worse than to be forced inside when the sun is shining. Makes me crazy.
I hope that if I can still find a job, I hope it's outside. Nothign worse than to be forced inside when the sun is shining. Makes me crazy.
User avatar #19 to #18 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Really? I'm a bit of an introvert. But the way I look at it, a jobs a job, and I'm a teenager so I can save up most of what I earn
User avatar #20 to #19 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I am a bit of an introvert as well, but still. Outside works is usually good for people. It's usually stuff like digging, chopping wood, building stuff, you know? Physically intensive stuff often.
User avatar #28 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Ok, I'm a bit new to steam and the like, how do I join a game?
User avatar #26 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Sounds good
User avatar #24 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
My steam name is EpicActual, I have the same pony picture
User avatar #27 to #24 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
And it is done. I may not be abel to play for long, however, but I will try to play for as long as possible.
User avatar #25 to #24 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Cool. My name is dutchspetzna/insanity sparkling. I'll try to add you.
User avatar #22 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
And I'm about to start a game
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazyolitis (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh ahit, I was taking a bath. But I can actually play right now
Anyway, what is your steam name?
User avatar #21 to #20 - epicactual (07/06/2014) [-]
Ha, guess you guys have different mentality over there. But yeah, working outsides probably healthier anyway. Don't suppose you could play a game of civ now? I usually browse Fj or something else when I play
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