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#8703 - I have logged in after leaving this website months ago specifi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
#8704 - riptitaniums (11/27/2015) [-]
you logged in just for me?
rip hitcher
no i'm not a well, im a human
im feeling alright, thanks
my memes are hella stale, haven't made any in months
no, why would i be suicidal
#154 - Funny, you replied to almost every other comment in that thread  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2015 on Cant Stump the Trump 0
#155 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
Yet I still have no idea who you are and what you're talking about, you must've really made an impression.

But thanks for reaffirming my point, hundreds of children come begging for my attention every day. What makes you think you're any different from the swarm of retards crying about how I made you angry on this nothing website. Or do you think I'm obligated to answer every shitty assertion that pops into a morons walnut sized skull?

You were not intriguing enough to warrant a reply from me. You were not interesting enough for me to remember you. You are not an important person. I am, which is why you and ever other three bit mongo leaves these cry posts on my threads trying to get mentally handicapped manchildren to give them red pixels off my name.

After this convo is done I'll forget you again, because theres nothing about you worth remembering bby. Nothing that sets you apart from anyone else. You will never have ass damaged neanderthals tear up about you, because at the end of the day I'm someone worth talking about, and you're just not.

#152 - Trump said vaccines cause autism. In front of two surgeons… 09/17/2015 on Cant Stump the Trump 0
#151 - Didn't I chew your ass out for cherry picking and you were too…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2015 on Cant Stump the Trump 0
#153 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
No idea who you are, I argue with idiots all the time. Despite the fact that you all remember me because I'm someone worth remembering doesn't mean I remember you, you're not that interesting. More than likely your comment wasn't worth a response. The fact that you think not responding to an online comment = being a "pussy" leads me to believe that I'm 100x smarter than you will ever be, though admittedly I'd still believe that without that comment as most mongoloids who rage post these whines on my posts are intellectual midgets.

But it's nice that children have dreams I suppose.
#154 - enzothesomething (09/18/2015) [-]
Funny, you replied to almost every other comment in that thread
#155 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
Yet I still have no idea who you are and what you're talking about, you must've really made an impression.

But thanks for reaffirming my point, hundreds of children come begging for my attention every day. What makes you think you're any different from the swarm of retards crying about how I made you angry on this nothing website. Or do you think I'm obligated to answer every shitty assertion that pops into a morons walnut sized skull?

You were not intriguing enough to warrant a reply from me. You were not interesting enough for me to remember you. You are not an important person. I am, which is why you and ever other three bit mongo leaves these cry posts on my threads trying to get mentally handicapped manchildren to give them red pixels off my name.

After this convo is done I'll forget you again, because theres nothing about you worth remembering bby. Nothing that sets you apart from anyone else. You will never have ass damaged neanderthals tear up about you, because at the end of the day I'm someone worth talking about, and you're just not.

#57 - You can go to Donald Trumps ****** twitter and you can …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/10/2015 on Cant Stump the Trump -6
#136 - bluslenderman (09/10/2015) [-]
Quit stealing my images, fucker
#65 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>You can go to Donald Trumps fuckin twitter and you can see for yourself all the stupid shit he says
As opposed to all the stupid shit that Sanders says every time he opens his mouth? As far as the whole 'war' claim goes, you do know that Trump was against the war in Iraq from the start and even predicted the resurgence of terrorist groups like ISIS under Obama's M.E. policy of proxy-wars?

>Unless you want to live the real life Fallout 4, don't vote for Trump, or you're just a circlejerking, cherry-picking, non-fact checking neo-nazi.
And in the end you reveal yourself as nothing more than just a butthurt meme-spewer who can't even articulate a single coherent argument against his campaign. Thanks for playing, kid.
#152 - enzothesomething (09/17/2015) [-]
Trump said vaccines cause autism.
In front of two surgeons.
and you think he'd make a good president.
"BUH BUH MUH SOCIALISM IS BAD"

You aren't going to reply to this comment.
You're going to go back to your hugbox.
You're going to plug your ears like those SJWs you hate so much.
You're going to deny you're racist.
When Trump is voted in and he ruins America, you're going to blame the democrats and Obama.

People like you have sent our species backwards.

Have a nice day.
User avatar
#120 - satansferret (09/10/2015) [-]
Can I play now?
#127 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
No, fuck off.
#116 - youregaylol (09/10/2015) [-]
Sometimes when I see really stupid comments I feel compelled to respond, especially if nobody has shit on them yet. Thank you for saving me the minuscule amount of energy that would required to argue with this idiot.
#151 - enzothesomething (09/17/2015) [-]
Didn't I chew your ass out for cherry picking and you were too much of a pussy to respond?
#153 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
No idea who you are, I argue with idiots all the time. Despite the fact that you all remember me because I'm someone worth remembering doesn't mean I remember you, you're not that interesting. More than likely your comment wasn't worth a response. The fact that you think not responding to an online comment = being a "pussy" leads me to believe that I'm 100x smarter than you will ever be, though admittedly I'd still believe that without that comment as most mongoloids who rage post these whines on my posts are intellectual midgets.

But it's nice that children have dreams I suppose.
#154 - enzothesomething (09/18/2015) [-]
Funny, you replied to almost every other comment in that thread
#155 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
Yet I still have no idea who you are and what you're talking about, you must've really made an impression.

But thanks for reaffirming my point, hundreds of children come begging for my attention every day. What makes you think you're any different from the swarm of retards crying about how I made you angry on this nothing website. Or do you think I'm obligated to answer every shitty assertion that pops into a morons walnut sized skull?

You were not intriguing enough to warrant a reply from me. You were not interesting enough for me to remember you. You are not an important person. I am, which is why you and ever other three bit mongo leaves these cry posts on my threads trying to get mentally handicapped manchildren to give them red pixels off my name.

After this convo is done I'll forget you again, because theres nothing about you worth remembering bby. Nothing that sets you apart from anyone else. You will never have ass damaged neanderthals tear up about you, because at the end of the day I'm someone worth talking about, and you're just not.

#140 - nyrintriball (09/11/2015) [-]
And thank you for saving me from using even less energy to thank him for saving me from the minuscule amount of energy it would have taken to argue with that idiot.
#49 - It looks like I'm going to have to elaborate. If you look …  [+] (13 new replies) 09/10/2015 on Cant Stump the Trump -8
#52 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>and I know this is hard
>if you had 2 brain cells
>all this condescension
Do you smell your own farts? You couldn't make me cringe harder if you tried, you really *should* fuck off to Reddit.

>they could care less about Trump
>couldn't*
Which only reaffirms my first claim.

>I said "Most likely"
Which is still completely unbacked by any evidence whatsoever other than pure speculation. Which is why I'm led to believe you're delusional because you take this as having more leverage than the idea that Sanders is just a bitch. Nice 'political knowledge' you have there.

>he'd go to fucking war with anyone.
Tell me, where do you get this Boogeyman image of Trump? Did you pull it out of the same head you used to defend Sanders' embarrassing handling of BLM?

>Any questions?
Tell me, what does Sanders' dick taste like?
#57 - enzothesomething (09/10/2015) [-]
You can go to Donald Trumps fuckin twitter and you can see for yourself all the stupid shit he says.

Unless you want to live the real life Fallout 4, don't vote for Trump, or you're just a circlejerking, cherry-picking, non-fact checking neo-nazi.
#136 - bluslenderman (09/10/2015) [-]
Quit stealing my images, fucker
#65 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>You can go to Donald Trumps fuckin twitter and you can see for yourself all the stupid shit he says
As opposed to all the stupid shit that Sanders says every time he opens his mouth? As far as the whole 'war' claim goes, you do know that Trump was against the war in Iraq from the start and even predicted the resurgence of terrorist groups like ISIS under Obama's M.E. policy of proxy-wars?

>Unless you want to live the real life Fallout 4, don't vote for Trump, or you're just a circlejerking, cherry-picking, non-fact checking neo-nazi.
And in the end you reveal yourself as nothing more than just a butthurt meme-spewer who can't even articulate a single coherent argument against his campaign. Thanks for playing, kid.
#152 - enzothesomething (09/17/2015) [-]
Trump said vaccines cause autism.
In front of two surgeons.
and you think he'd make a good president.
"BUH BUH MUH SOCIALISM IS BAD"

You aren't going to reply to this comment.
You're going to go back to your hugbox.
You're going to plug your ears like those SJWs you hate so much.
You're going to deny you're racist.
When Trump is voted in and he ruins America, you're going to blame the democrats and Obama.

People like you have sent our species backwards.

Have a nice day.
User avatar
#120 - satansferret (09/10/2015) [-]
Can I play now?
#127 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
No, fuck off.
#116 - youregaylol (09/10/2015) [-]
Sometimes when I see really stupid comments I feel compelled to respond, especially if nobody has shit on them yet. Thank you for saving me the minuscule amount of energy that would required to argue with this idiot.
#151 - enzothesomething (09/17/2015) [-]
Didn't I chew your ass out for cherry picking and you were too much of a pussy to respond?
#153 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
No idea who you are, I argue with idiots all the time. Despite the fact that you all remember me because I'm someone worth remembering doesn't mean I remember you, you're not that interesting. More than likely your comment wasn't worth a response. The fact that you think not responding to an online comment = being a "pussy" leads me to believe that I'm 100x smarter than you will ever be, though admittedly I'd still believe that without that comment as most mongoloids who rage post these whines on my posts are intellectual midgets.

But it's nice that children have dreams I suppose.
#154 - enzothesomething (09/18/2015) [-]
Funny, you replied to almost every other comment in that thread
#155 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
Yet I still have no idea who you are and what you're talking about, you must've really made an impression.

But thanks for reaffirming my point, hundreds of children come begging for my attention every day. What makes you think you're any different from the swarm of retards crying about how I made you angry on this nothing website. Or do you think I'm obligated to answer every shitty assertion that pops into a morons walnut sized skull?

You were not intriguing enough to warrant a reply from me. You were not interesting enough for me to remember you. You are not an important person. I am, which is why you and ever other three bit mongo leaves these cry posts on my threads trying to get mentally handicapped manchildren to give them red pixels off my name.

After this convo is done I'll forget you again, because theres nothing about you worth remembering bby. Nothing that sets you apart from anyone else. You will never have ass damaged neanderthals tear up about you, because at the end of the day I'm someone worth talking about, and you're just not.

#140 - nyrintriball (09/11/2015) [-]
And thank you for saving me from using even less energy to thank him for saving me from the minuscule amount of energy it would have taken to argue with that idiot.
#40 - I meant that him being called a socialist cuck was being used … 09/10/2015 on Cant Stump the Trump -7
#38 - They targeted Sanders because black people don't know the diff…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/10/2015 on Cant Stump the Trump -11
#48 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>black people don't know the difference between white and Hispanic
Even if this was true, what does this have ANYTHING to do with the fact that Sanders lack conviction as a candidate (therefore an easy target), whereas Clinton and Trump do not? You're really going through a lot of mental gymnastics (including unbacked accusations of Hillary) to convince yourself that Bernie isn't just a massive bitch.

>and don't know anything about politics.
Nice superiority complex you have there. Just because people disagree with your shitty candidates and political views doesn't mean they aren't well-versed in politics. Even I don't have the audacity to say that to my opponents.

>America is going to hell if you right-wing conservatives get your way.
America has been going to hell ever since liberal policies have plagued the nation and there's lots of evidence that supports my claim. We're just at a point of no return, which is why far-right movements are growing all over the West.

>I almost want to go to reddit
Maybe you should faggot, that's the perfect hugbox for people like you.

#49 - enzothesomething (09/10/2015) [-]
It looks like I'm going to have to elaborate.
If you look closely at what I typed, and I know this is hard, but right after I said "black people don't know the difference hispanic and white" I said "they could care less about trump"

Now, if you had 2 brain cells, you could easily put together that was my reasoning as to why BLM didn't target Trump.
Next in line, when I made the unbacked accusation of Hillary I said "Most likely"
Not "She did it"
If she didn't pay off those activists, they'd never target her in a million years anyway.
She does so much pandering to minorities and women they worship her.
Next up
If you knew anything about politics, you'd know that the moment Trump says 1 word to any foreign political figure, he'd go to fucking war with anyone.

Any questions?
#52 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>and I know this is hard
>if you had 2 brain cells
>all this condescension
Do you smell your own farts? You couldn't make me cringe harder if you tried, you really *should* fuck off to Reddit.

>they could care less about Trump
>couldn't*
Which only reaffirms my first claim.

>I said "Most likely"
Which is still completely unbacked by any evidence whatsoever other than pure speculation. Which is why I'm led to believe you're delusional because you take this as having more leverage than the idea that Sanders is just a bitch. Nice 'political knowledge' you have there.

>he'd go to fucking war with anyone.
Tell me, where do you get this Boogeyman image of Trump? Did you pull it out of the same head you used to defend Sanders' embarrassing handling of BLM?

>Any questions?
Tell me, what does Sanders' dick taste like?
#57 - enzothesomething (09/10/2015) [-]
You can go to Donald Trumps fuckin twitter and you can see for yourself all the stupid shit he says.

Unless you want to live the real life Fallout 4, don't vote for Trump, or you're just a circlejerking, cherry-picking, non-fact checking neo-nazi.
#136 - bluslenderman (09/10/2015) [-]
Quit stealing my images, fucker
#65 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>You can go to Donald Trumps fuckin twitter and you can see for yourself all the stupid shit he says
As opposed to all the stupid shit that Sanders says every time he opens his mouth? As far as the whole 'war' claim goes, you do know that Trump was against the war in Iraq from the start and even predicted the resurgence of terrorist groups like ISIS under Obama's M.E. policy of proxy-wars?

>Unless you want to live the real life Fallout 4, don't vote for Trump, or you're just a circlejerking, cherry-picking, non-fact checking neo-nazi.
And in the end you reveal yourself as nothing more than just a butthurt meme-spewer who can't even articulate a single coherent argument against his campaign. Thanks for playing, kid.
#152 - enzothesomething (09/17/2015) [-]
Trump said vaccines cause autism.
In front of two surgeons.
and you think he'd make a good president.
"BUH BUH MUH SOCIALISM IS BAD"

You aren't going to reply to this comment.
You're going to go back to your hugbox.
You're going to plug your ears like those SJWs you hate so much.
You're going to deny you're racist.
When Trump is voted in and he ruins America, you're going to blame the democrats and Obama.

People like you have sent our species backwards.

Have a nice day.
User avatar
#120 - satansferret (09/10/2015) [-]
Can I play now?
#127 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
No, fuck off.
#116 - youregaylol (09/10/2015) [-]
Sometimes when I see really stupid comments I feel compelled to respond, especially if nobody has shit on them yet. Thank you for saving me the minuscule amount of energy that would required to argue with this idiot.
#151 - enzothesomething (09/17/2015) [-]
Didn't I chew your ass out for cherry picking and you were too much of a pussy to respond?
#153 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
No idea who you are, I argue with idiots all the time. Despite the fact that you all remember me because I'm someone worth remembering doesn't mean I remember you, you're not that interesting. More than likely your comment wasn't worth a response. The fact that you think not responding to an online comment = being a "pussy" leads me to believe that I'm 100x smarter than you will ever be, though admittedly I'd still believe that without that comment as most mongoloids who rage post these whines on my posts are intellectual midgets.

But it's nice that children have dreams I suppose.
#154 - enzothesomething (09/18/2015) [-]
Funny, you replied to almost every other comment in that thread
#155 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
Yet I still have no idea who you are and what you're talking about, you must've really made an impression.

But thanks for reaffirming my point, hundreds of children come begging for my attention every day. What makes you think you're any different from the swarm of retards crying about how I made you angry on this nothing website. Or do you think I'm obligated to answer every shitty assertion that pops into a morons walnut sized skull?

You were not intriguing enough to warrant a reply from me. You were not interesting enough for me to remember you. You are not an important person. I am, which is why you and ever other three bit mongo leaves these cry posts on my threads trying to get mentally handicapped manchildren to give them red pixels off my name.

After this convo is done I'll forget you again, because theres nothing about you worth remembering bby. Nothing that sets you apart from anyone else. You will never have ass damaged neanderthals tear up about you, because at the end of the day I'm someone worth talking about, and you're just not.

#140 - nyrintriball (09/11/2015) [-]
And thank you for saving me from using even less energy to thank him for saving me from the minuscule amount of energy it would have taken to argue with that idiot.
#28 - >Bernie lets black lives matter protesters take the stand b…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/10/2015 on Cant Stump the Trump -16
User avatar
#35 - theism (09/10/2015) [-]
He IS a socialist and openly one, but yeah, that was his only option really.
#40 - enzothesomething (09/10/2015) [-]
I meant that him being called a socialist cuck was being used as an insult, I"m aware he is a socialist.
#34 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>call him a socialist cuck
That's because:
A) He's literally a self-proclaimed socialist (and his policies really show) and
B) Why do you think they target Sanders instead of Clinton or Trump? Because people (and BLM) knows that Sanders is a limp-wristed, soft old man and they took advantage of it. Like the cuck he is.
User avatar
#55 - greyhoundfd (09/10/2015) [-]
Yes, a self-proclaimed socialist. North Korea is a self-proclaimed people's republic, but it's pretty obvious that its policies are neither about the people nor Republican in nature.

In truth, Bernie is a Social Democrat, which is fundamentally different from a democratic socialist. He's not a commie, he's just a Leftist.
User avatar
#58 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>Yes, a self-proclaimed socialist
I don't want any kind of socialist, whether real, ironic, or quasi-true to run my country. I never called him a commie, I'm just against him because he's by far the most left-leaning candidate in the race as far as I know. His platform speaks for itself.
User avatar
#60 - greyhoundfd (09/10/2015) [-]
You're just afraid that mr. commie will steal your shekels.
#38 - enzothesomething (09/10/2015) [-]
They targeted Sanders because black people don't know the difference between white and Hispanic, they could care less about Trump. It's more than likely Hillary payed off those "activists".

Then there's 90% of FJ filled with angsty neo-nazis that swear they aren't racist, support trump, generalize the Mexican and Syrian immigrants, and don't know anything about politics.

America is going to hell if you right-wing conservatives get your way.

Every memesite has become a cesspool of far-right wing politics and faggots that cherry-pick and don't check their sources.

I almost want to go to reddit.
#48 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>black people don't know the difference between white and Hispanic
Even if this was true, what does this have ANYTHING to do with the fact that Sanders lack conviction as a candidate (therefore an easy target), whereas Clinton and Trump do not? You're really going through a lot of mental gymnastics (including unbacked accusations of Hillary) to convince yourself that Bernie isn't just a massive bitch.

>and don't know anything about politics.
Nice superiority complex you have there. Just because people disagree with your shitty candidates and political views doesn't mean they aren't well-versed in politics. Even I don't have the audacity to say that to my opponents.

>America is going to hell if you right-wing conservatives get your way.
America has been going to hell ever since liberal policies have plagued the nation and there's lots of evidence that supports my claim. We're just at a point of no return, which is why far-right movements are growing all over the West.

>I almost want to go to reddit
Maybe you should faggot, that's the perfect hugbox for people like you.

#49 - enzothesomething (09/10/2015) [-]
It looks like I'm going to have to elaborate.
If you look closely at what I typed, and I know this is hard, but right after I said "black people don't know the difference hispanic and white" I said "they could care less about trump"

Now, if you had 2 brain cells, you could easily put together that was my reasoning as to why BLM didn't target Trump.
Next in line, when I made the unbacked accusation of Hillary I said "Most likely"
Not "She did it"
If she didn't pay off those activists, they'd never target her in a million years anyway.
She does so much pandering to minorities and women they worship her.
Next up
If you knew anything about politics, you'd know that the moment Trump says 1 word to any foreign political figure, he'd go to fucking war with anyone.

Any questions?
#52 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>and I know this is hard
>if you had 2 brain cells
>all this condescension
Do you smell your own farts? You couldn't make me cringe harder if you tried, you really *should* fuck off to Reddit.

>they could care less about Trump
>couldn't*
Which only reaffirms my first claim.

>I said "Most likely"
Which is still completely unbacked by any evidence whatsoever other than pure speculation. Which is why I'm led to believe you're delusional because you take this as having more leverage than the idea that Sanders is just a bitch. Nice 'political knowledge' you have there.

>he'd go to fucking war with anyone.
Tell me, where do you get this Boogeyman image of Trump? Did you pull it out of the same head you used to defend Sanders' embarrassing handling of BLM?

>Any questions?
Tell me, what does Sanders' dick taste like?
#57 - enzothesomething (09/10/2015) [-]
You can go to Donald Trumps fuckin twitter and you can see for yourself all the stupid shit he says.

Unless you want to live the real life Fallout 4, don't vote for Trump, or you're just a circlejerking, cherry-picking, non-fact checking neo-nazi.
#136 - bluslenderman (09/10/2015) [-]
Quit stealing my images, fucker
#65 - sapphiresparta (09/10/2015) [-]
>You can go to Donald Trumps fuckin twitter and you can see for yourself all the stupid shit he says
As opposed to all the stupid shit that Sanders says every time he opens his mouth? As far as the whole 'war' claim goes, you do know that Trump was against the war in Iraq from the start and even predicted the resurgence of terrorist groups like ISIS under Obama's M.E. policy of proxy-wars?

>Unless you want to live the real life Fallout 4, don't vote for Trump, or you're just a circlejerking, cherry-picking, non-fact checking neo-nazi.
And in the end you reveal yourself as nothing more than just a butthurt meme-spewer who can't even articulate a single coherent argument against his campaign. Thanks for playing, kid.
#152 - enzothesomething (09/17/2015) [-]
Trump said vaccines cause autism.
In front of two surgeons.
and you think he'd make a good president.
"BUH BUH MUH SOCIALISM IS BAD"

You aren't going to reply to this comment.
You're going to go back to your hugbox.
You're going to plug your ears like those SJWs you hate so much.
You're going to deny you're racist.
When Trump is voted in and he ruins America, you're going to blame the democrats and Obama.

People like you have sent our species backwards.

Have a nice day.
User avatar
#120 - satansferret (09/10/2015) [-]
Can I play now?
#127 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
No, fuck off.
#116 - youregaylol (09/10/2015) [-]
Sometimes when I see really stupid comments I feel compelled to respond, especially if nobody has shit on them yet. Thank you for saving me the minuscule amount of energy that would required to argue with this idiot.
#151 - enzothesomething (09/17/2015) [-]
Didn't I chew your ass out for cherry picking and you were too much of a pussy to respond?
#153 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
No idea who you are, I argue with idiots all the time. Despite the fact that you all remember me because I'm someone worth remembering doesn't mean I remember you, you're not that interesting. More than likely your comment wasn't worth a response. The fact that you think not responding to an online comment = being a "pussy" leads me to believe that I'm 100x smarter than you will ever be, though admittedly I'd still believe that without that comment as most mongoloids who rage post these whines on my posts are intellectual midgets.

But it's nice that children have dreams I suppose.
#154 - enzothesomething (09/18/2015) [-]
Funny, you replied to almost every other comment in that thread
#155 - youregaylol (09/18/2015) [-]
Yet I still have no idea who you are and what you're talking about, you must've really made an impression.

But thanks for reaffirming my point, hundreds of children come begging for my attention every day. What makes you think you're any different from the swarm of retards crying about how I made you angry on this nothing website. Or do you think I'm obligated to answer every shitty assertion that pops into a morons walnut sized skull?

You were not intriguing enough to warrant a reply from me. You were not interesting enough for me to remember you. You are not an important person. I am, which is why you and ever other three bit mongo leaves these cry posts on my threads trying to get mentally handicapped manchildren to give them red pixels off my name.

After this convo is done I'll forget you again, because theres nothing about you worth remembering bby. Nothing that sets you apart from anyone else. You will never have ass damaged neanderthals tear up about you, because at the end of the day I'm someone worth talking about, and you're just not.

#140 - nyrintriball (09/11/2015) [-]
And thank you for saving me from using even less energy to thank him for saving me from the minuscule amount of energy it would have taken to argue with that idiot.
#115 - I use online tests you little **** . How dare y… 09/09/2015 on Homeschool 0

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User avatar #157 - crazyolitis (08/17/2015) [-]
WELL IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE RACIST RIGHT WING COMMUNIST
#145 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
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>Enzo
User avatar #147 to #146 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
The dude in the gif is named Enzo Amore

Where does your username come from.
User avatar #148 to #147 - enzothesomething (04/04/2015) [-]
Muh real names Lorenzo, so my nickname Enzo stuck with me for a while.
Tried making a username on FJ.
Failed miserably.
User avatar #149 to #148 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
You Italian?
#150 to #149 - enzothesomething (04/04/2015) [-]
Nope, Hispanic.   
More specifically, Puerto Rican.
Nope, Hispanic.
More specifically, Puerto Rican.
User avatar #151 to #150 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
********

Lorenzo is an Italian name that's not remotely puerto rican
#152 to #151 - enzothesomething (04/04/2015) [-]
Sure is Hispanic tho

All sorts of peeps from Spain have that name
#153 to #152 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
You wouldn't happen to live in Vice City would you?

And be linked with the Columbian Cartel?

Selling shipments of SPANK to Liberty City
#154 to #153 - enzothesomething (04/04/2015) [-]
I'm afraid not.

I'm a random teenager with a ****** computer that browses dank internet memes all day while trying to cope with his dysfunctional family that is 61k in debt.
User avatar #155 to #154 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
...

That wasn't a No.
#156 to #155 - enzothesomething (04/04/2015) [-]
HE KNOWS.
SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
#142 - crispybomb (03/24/2015) [-]
Why you remove me from friends? I thought what we had was special.
Why you remove me from friends? I thought what we had was special.
#143 to #142 - enzothesomething (03/24/2015) [-]
*****		 you were in the requests received section
***** you were in the requests received section
#144 to #143 - crispybomb (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't remember adding you though.
I don't remember adding you though.
#140 - theseventhalias (03/02/2015) [-]
damn fine choice in text colour my freind
damn fine choice in text colour my freind
#141 to #140 - enzothesomething (03/02/2015) [-]
My kin, I have finally found you.   
   
 Thx babe
My kin, I have finally found you.

Thx babe
User avatar #129 - crazyolitis (12/12/2014) [-]
WAZ GUUD NYUGGHHA??!
#130 to #129 - enzothesomething (12/13/2014) [-]
The flu broke out in Maryland.   
and I was where it started.   
and now I'm going to have bronchitis for the next two weeks.
The flu broke out in Maryland.
and I was where it started.
and now I'm going to have bronchitis for the next two weeks.
User avatar #131 to #130 - crazyolitis (12/13/2014) [-]
....Sorry for asking.
#132 to #131 - enzothesomething (12/13/2014) [-]
Not your fault NYUGHHA
User avatar #133 to #132 - crazyolitis (12/13/2014) [-]
Alright. So whatcha doing?
#134 to #133 - enzothesomething (12/13/2014) [-]
Listening to my mom rant about how I'm spending too much time on the laptop and how I should stare at a massive television with her all day.
User avatar #135 to #134 - crazyolitis (12/13/2014) [-]
Damn. I'm playing some DnD.
#136 to #135 - enzothesomething (12/13/2014) [-]
Well I'm gonna watch some edd ed n eddy, maybe play some TF2, WoW, or Robocraft.
and if I'm feeling lucky, Speedrunners.
User avatar #138 to #136 - crazyolitis (12/13/2014) [-]
I mean, have fun.
User avatar #137 to #136 - crazyolitis (12/13/2014) [-]
Well, good luck.
User avatar #86 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm torn between orange and mint colour. If the latter is even possible.
User avatar #92 to #86 - nimithecat (11/17/2014) [-]
Also, feel free to go orange dude.
I've got no problem.
User avatar #94 to #92 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
Wait... why isn't your text orange? Don't you have any text colour items left?
User avatar #95 to #94 - nimithecat (11/17/2014) [-]
Nah, i ran out.
Not all good things are meant to last.

Enjoy, buddy.
User avatar #96 to #95 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
I got 33 of those things. I can give you a few if you'd like. Although, I don't know how.

I'll just take mint colour.
User avatar #97 to #96 - nimithecat (11/17/2014) [-]
Nah no thanks bud.
I'll earn'em myself.
Besides, that item cannot be shared.

Still, I appreciate the offer.
User avatar #99 to #97 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
Well, alright then. Good luck. By the way, here's a tip for getting them: be a little bitch like myself and repost from reddit. It works for me.
User avatar #101 to #99 - nimithecat (11/17/2014) [-]
Oh **** that was gold!
User avatar #103 to #101 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
lolwut
#87 to #86 - enzothesomething (11/17/2014) [-]
*****		 if you go orange nimithecat will 			*******		 kill you.
***** if you go orange nimithecat will ******* kill you.
#88 to #87 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
Who the **** is nimithecat?
#119 to #88 - nurmothecat (11/26/2014) [-]
That would be me. I have found a simple exploit that helps me evade the IP bans as well as easily making alternate accounts.   
   
 I am unstoppable.    
   
You can't even say that I am using a proxy since proxies do not work on funnyjunk.
That would be me. I have found a simple exploit that helps me evade the IP bans as well as easily making alternate accounts.

I am unstoppable.

You can't even say that I am using a proxy since proxies do not work on funnyjunk.
#89 to #88 - enzothesomething (11/17/2014) [-]
That 			******		 that makes those huge paragraphs that aren't as edgy as a certain reaper that is infinite.
That ****** that makes those huge paragraphs that aren't as edgy as a certain reaper that is infinite.
#120 to #89 - nurmothecat (11/26/2014) [-]
oh I am all too aware of that.   
   
Hello again... Ive been ip banned 13 times and  account banned 20 times.    
this is quite a security gap you guys have here
oh I am all too aware of that.

Hello again... Ive been ip banned 13 times and account banned 20 times.
this is quite a security gap you guys have here
#91 to #89 - nimithecat (11/17/2014) [-]
I rather you not talk **** about my friend Reaper.
He's having a hard time with chronic pain. Give the damn guy a break.

If you've got a problem with me, let's settle this.
I'm not here for green thumbs, I'll take all the red I can get.
I'll stand by my word.
#93 to #91 - enzothesomething (11/17/2014) [-]
My grudge ain't with you m8.
You're a cool faggot.
One of the coolest faggots I've met on this website.
But mr reaper can be bismuth at times.
Really bismuthy bismuth.
Havin chronic pain ain't no excuse to be bismuth.
#90 to #89 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
on't think I've ever even seen that person. Got a link to him being bismuth?
on't think I've ever even seen that person. Got a link to him being bismuth?
#114 to #90 - enzothesomething (11/26/2014) [-]
*cough* so a certain person that RUDELY entered this thread turned incredibly bismuth this week and I am unsure as to why. He got banned for spamming as anon and his chances of being unbanned are 0 since he's tried changing his IP and making new accounts 4 times now.
tl:dr I need to stop becoming friends with seemingly nice people that are actually massive edgelords.
#122 to #114 - nurmothecat (11/26/2014) [-]
so how are you doing these days?I got banned a few times but nothing is really going to stop me. not an account, or not an IP.
User avatar #115 to #114 - crazyolitis (11/26/2014) [-]
lolwut. Who was it?
#116 to #115 - enzothesomething (11/26/2014) [-]
the cat that nimi'd
#121 to #116 - nurmothecat (11/26/2014) [-]
I am still here in the flesh
I am still here in the flesh
#125 to #121 - enzothesomething (11/26/2014) [-]
No but seriously you have gone maximum edgelord.
I don't mind having an opinion against the way gamergate handles thing, in fact you raised some good points.
But pointing out that bronies support gamergate and other **** like that.
No.
#126 to #125 - nurmothecat (11/26/2014) [-]
I will admit that was a desperate attempt and i am sorry about that. I wanted to see if I could get to their pony phobias since speaking reasonably wasn't exactly getting to them.


#127 to #126 - enzothesomething (11/26/2014) [-]
What was that whole anon spamming thing about, anyways?
#128 to #127 - nurmothecat (11/26/2014) [-]
I wrote another huge ass essay and he kept deleting my s***.
I was reminding them how feminist and gamer gate are the same again and the usual.

#123 to #121 - enzothesomething (11/26/2014) [-]
>nurmothecat
>Proceeds to kek into next century.
#124 to #123 - nurmothecat (11/26/2014) [-]
fourteenthI was running out of ideas, this is what like my fourteenth account? I lost track
User avatar #118 to #116 - crazyolitis (11/26/2014) [-]
Anyway, I have to sleep. See you later, brah.
User avatar #117 to #116 - crazyolitis (11/26/2014) [-]
Awwwwwwshiiiit mang. Nimithecat? well, RIP in pieces, I hardly knew ye, nimi.
#98 to #90 - enzothesomething (11/17/2014) [-]
Do you not like the letter d and n?
User avatar #100 to #98 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
I like both of them. I like playing DnD, if that's what you're getting at.
#102 to #100 - enzothesomething (11/17/2014) [-]
Well 			****		 			*****		.   
The more you know.
Well **** ***** .
The more you know.
#104 to #102 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
Yup.Currently playing as a necromancer that has a very sassy skeleton familiar. I also managed to get a giant pet ogre. Things quickly got awkward when we entered a town that was being attacked by undead for the past few months. Do you play DnD?
Ferdinand the name of my skeleton 's face whenever I open my mouth.

Also, what did you mean with "Do you not like the letter d and n?"
#105 to #104 - enzothesomething (11/17/2014) [-]
You said on't and ever instead of don't and never in your comment with the cat tripping on durgs.
You said on't and ever instead of don't and never in your comment with the cat tripping on durgs.
#106 to #105 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. By the way, what do you think of my text colour? It's just a bit darker than what I intended it to be, but eh, not bad, right?
#108 to #107 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
Why don't you ever post content? You'd get mucho coloured textos.
#109 to #108 - enzothesomething (11/17/2014) [-]
I suk at posting contents.   
Tried to make a comp of edgy sonic fanart.   
Failed miserably.   
WAIT, HOLD UP   
LITERAL GIFS   
YES, A COMP OF LITERAL GIFS, PEOPLE LOVE THAT 			****
I suk at posting contents.
Tried to make a comp of edgy sonic fanart.
Failed miserably.
WAIT, HOLD UP
LITERAL GIFS
YES, A COMP OF LITERAL GIFS, PEOPLE LOVE THAT ****
#110 to #109 - crazyolitis (11/17/2014) [-]
"When people ask me how to nod"
"When people ask me how to nod"
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User avatar #82 - crazyolitis (11/15/2014) [-]
Eyyy man, what happened? When your connection failed, you went out completely. You okay man?
#83 to #82 - enzothesomething (11/15/2014) [-]
yahmang, computer went pepsi, and wouldn't come back on for a while.
User avatar #84 to #83 - crazyolitis (11/15/2014) [-]
How come? Did civ really **** it up that much?
#85 to #84 - enzothesomething (11/15/2014) [-]
Yup, sure did.
Yup, sure did.
User avatar #79 - infinitereaper (11/01/2014) [-]
i see how it is
#80 to #79 - enzothesomething (11/01/2014) [-]
I can only take so much euphoria before I break.
I can only take so much euphoria before I break.
#81 to #80 - infinitereaper (11/01/2014) [-]
Self gratifying 			********		 knows no bounds.
Self gratifying ******** knows no bounds.
#72 - mrskeletonman (10/25/2014) [-]
MR. Enzothesomething. A little birdie told me you didn't thank mr skeltal. Am I, mrskeletonman, gonna have to choke a bitch?!
#73 to #72 - enzothesomething (10/25/2014) [-]
Oh no nothing like that.
Nothing of the sort happened.
I just may have... forgotten to thank mr skeltal yesterday...
But any other day I thank him.
Please don't hurt me.
#74 to #73 - mrskeletonman (10/25/2014) [-]
Thank mr skeltal right now. Twice. C'mon, I, mrskeletonman, wantto hear it. Right. 			*******		. Now. Well? We're waiting.
Thank mr skeltal right now. Twice. C'mon, I, mrskeletonman, wantto hear it. Right. ******* . Now. Well? We're waiting.
#75 to #74 - enzothesomething (10/25/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal thank mr skeltal
thank mr skeltal thank mr skeltal
#76 to #75 - mrskeletonman (10/25/2014) [-]
Fine. I, mrskeletonman, will let you go. This time. But don't **** up, though. Because I, mrskeletonman, know some not-so-pretty ways to remove flesh and expose the skeleton.
Understood?
#78 to #77 - mrskeletonman (10/25/2014) [-]
Alright. Have a pleasant day, Mr. Enzothesomething.
#56 to #30 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
Also this is mindblowing really.   
Cleaning the entire house, taking care of my disabled brother 24/7, fixing breakfast, lunch, and sometimes even dinner for him, taking care of my cat and my dads dog, cleaning up after my mother and father, taking care of dishes, was forgetting my responsibilities and "asking me for very little."   
While also taking care of my education practically by myself.
Also this is mindblowing really.
Cleaning the entire house, taking care of my disabled brother 24/7, fixing breakfast, lunch, and sometimes even dinner for him, taking care of my cat and my dads dog, cleaning up after my mother and father, taking care of dishes, was forgetting my responsibilities and "asking me for very little."
While also taking care of my education practically by myself.
#58 to #56 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
Get child services or somethign. Tell them. But in advance, try to record everything. Have some evidence.
Get child services or somethign. Tell them. But in advance, try to record everything. Have some evidence.
#59 to #58 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
Somehow, everything these retards do, on this retarded planet, is completely legal.   
Nothing CS can do.
Somehow, everything these retards do, on this retarded planet, is completely legal.
Nothing CS can do.
#60 to #59 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
I'll assume you don't have many, if any friends in real life either?
I'll assume you don't have many, if any friends in real life either?
User avatar #61 to #60 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
Outside of family




















1
User avatar #62 to #61 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
How did you get to know him?
User avatar #63 to #62 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
*Her

and my brother has a friend that he invited for his college graduation and for his birthday.
Those are the only two times I've communicated with her.
User avatar #64 to #63 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
Hot damn, man. How were they raised? The same way as you right now?
#65 to #64 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
When I turned 9, suddenly my father started dumping all of these responsibilities, my mother was having economic trouble so the stress made her into a complete bitch, and it just kept getting worse and worse.
User avatar #66 to #65 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
**** man. I don't want to soundmean, but the desription of how you're being raised? That's what you normally see with people who do mass-shootings. At least you don't have schizophrenia, right?
#67 to #66 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
My grandmother had it.   
I'm good so far.
My grandmother had it.
I'm good so far.
#68 to #67 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
I hate to do this, but could we continue this conversation another time? It's 1:30 in the morning overhere, and I'm tired.
#70 to #69 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. Bye bye.
Alrighty then. Bye bye.
User avatar #54 to #30 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
Reply limit reached. RIP in kill.
I'm homeschooled.
It took 10 years of arguing but I can watch TV without them getting upset.
So they moved on to blaming my computer.
Also they think everyone on the internet is a pedophile.
#55 to #54 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
Jesus H. Christ. I really hope you're kidding me.
Jesus H. Christ. I really hope you're kidding me.
#57 to #55 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm not.   
This is just the tip of the iceberg.
I'm not.
This is just the tip of the iceberg.
#34 to #33 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
****		 your rules. Off to the shadowrealm you go.
**** your rules. Off to the shadowrealm you go.
#36 to #34 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
Also I was grounded for a week because I forgot to close blinds.
#37 to #36 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
The **** man. Why is that such a big deal? Also, what came before the also?
#40 to #37 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
Apparently, I'm obsessed with my computer and don't pay attention to my responsibilities.
Apparently, when I"m using my computer I have no idea whats going on in the world around me.
Apparently my father never contradicts himself.
Apparently, my mother gets mad at me for "disrespecting" (This term is used loosely) my father who she constantly calls an asshole behind his back.
Apparently, getting "smart" (This term is also used loosely) with my mother once = getting smart with my mother everyday for a month straight.
#41 to #40 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
Damn man. Glad I'm at my own family. But do you play any sports? Because the 'only doing computer' stuff could be true if not so.
#42 to #41 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm not allowed to go outside.
#44 to #43 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
I had no idea, but its possible for me to be kidnapped in a middle class neighborhood where there's been a total of 0 crimes in the past 20 years.
I had no idea, but its possible for me to be kidnapped in a middle class neighborhood where there's been a total of 0 crimes in the past 20 years.
User avatar #45 to #44 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
Are there any blacks in the neighborhood? Or in the past 20 years any blacks sighted?
#46 to #45 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
Its a black neighborhood.
Its a black neighborhood.
User avatar #47 to #46 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
Are you black yourself?
#48 to #47 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
To white people I'm black. To asian people I'm black. To black people I'm white.
To white people I'm black. To asian people I'm black. To black people I'm white.
#49 to #48 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
On a scale from Irish to Somalian, how dark is your skin?
Also, your parents are paranoid as **** . How old are you?
#50 to #49 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
I'm pale as 			****		.   
Paranoid as 			****		.   
15.
I'm pale as **** .
Paranoid as **** .
15.
User avatar #51 to #50 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
How do they expect you to become an independent person if you're not allowed to go outside?
#52 to #51 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
Remember, my child, they aren't capable of thinking.
User avatar #53 to #52 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
Right. I forgot. Are you also homeschooled and not allowed to watch TV? They sound like the worst kind of overprotective.
#38 to #37 - enzothesomething (08/11/2014) [-]
My belief that my parents have brains.   
It doesn't exist.
My belief that my parents have brains.
It doesn't exist.
#39 to #38 - crazyolitis (08/11/2014) [-]
Can't choose your family, sadly. But you know what they say: Deal with it.
Can't choose your family, sadly. But you know what they say: Deal with it.
#4 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
U FOKIN WOT M8?
#6 to #5 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
COMEBACK HERE!
#8 to #7 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
Looks like I do, though. I told you to come back, and you came back.

pussybitch.
#12 to #11 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
y u no mad, tho?
y u no mad, tho?
#13 to #12 - enzothesomething (07/23/2014) [-]
For you see, I am the TRUE Master Ruseman.

I have bamboozled you, putting you into a more confused state than you were previously.
User avatar #14 to #13 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
Nono, friend, it is YOU, who has been beflipflopbambangadoozled. You were tricked into thinking that I was the one who was rused. All part of a clever plan.
User avatar #28 to #14 - rused (07/24/2014) [-]
wtf
User avatar #29 to #28 - crazyolitis (07/24/2014) [-]
What is it, friend?
#15 to #14 - enzothesomething (07/23/2014) [-]
You fool, it is YOU, who has been schmeckledorfed, for I bamboozled you into believing that you tricked me into believing that I was the one that was truly flabbergasted.
#16 to #15 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
All of your points are moot. No matter what you say, I was the one who flimflammed you. I duped you so hard, that you don;t even know it.
#18 to #16 - enzothesomething (07/23/2014) [-]
Foolish slut, I slamjammed you so hard you believe that you are the one that chingchonged me.
#19 to #18 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
Says the guy who got bazooperd.
Says the guy who got bazooperd.
#20 to #19 - enzothesomething (07/23/2014) [-]
It was you who was truly barzoopled.    
Continue squirming, I have already won.
It was you who was truly barzoopled.
Continue squirming, I have already won.
#21 to #20 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
Holy. **** . You must think water is red and the sun is purple, if you're so dense that you can't even see how barbongo'd you are.
#22 to #21 - enzothesomething (07/23/2014) [-]
Jesus. Christ. You must kiss girls and go outside if you can't realize how ling-longed you are.
#23 to #22 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
>Actually thinking I've got a life   
How cute. Doesn't change the fact you've been bongo-from-congo'd.
>Actually thinking I've got a life
How cute. Doesn't change the fact you've been bongo-from-congo'd.
#26 to #23 - enzothesomething (07/23/2014) [-]
YOU FOOL! I DINGO-BIC-MINGO'D YOU INTO THINKING YOU WON, BY HANDING YOU A FAKE TROPHY.   
   
I AM THE GOD OF ALL BAMBOOZLERS.
YOU FOOL! I DINGO-BIC-MINGO'D YOU INTO THINKING YOU WON, BY HANDING YOU A FAKE TROPHY.

I AM THE GOD OF ALL BAMBOOZLERS.
#27 to #26 - crazyolitis (07/23/2014) [-]
That's what you thought.
#24 to #23 - enzothesomething (07/23/2014) [-]
>bongo-from-congo'd   
   
I surrender.   
You win.
>bongo-from-congo'd

I surrender.
You win.
#1 - anon (12/14/2013) [-]
do you go to west cary
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