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Age: 32
Date Signed Up:6/17/2009
Last Login:5/26/2012
Location:Canada
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#127 - Nowhere does it say it gives you aids. It says it uses a modif…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2012 on What I thought +11
#134 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
no, that's wrong too. it says they used the HIV to reprogram the white blood cells. meaning all they did was change the blood cells.
#137 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
Are you retarded? If they didn't use a modified virus, it wouldn't cure anything. That isn't the natural function of the HIV virus.
#6 - Maybe it's a possibility that your friend saw it? hmm. 05/26/2012 on Grammar Nazis. 0
#3 - So original funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/195398/Philosoraptor/  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Grammar Nazis. 0
User avatar #4 - mycatislookingatme (05/25/2012) [-]
I highly doubt I copied that one, considering it's from 2010, back when top 15 was under 700 thumbs.

But my friend told me the joke today, I just wanted to share it.
User avatar #6 - Envy (05/26/2012) [-]
Maybe it's a possibility that your friend saw it? hmm.
#2 - I always see pics of the Canadian Forces in Marijuana fields. 05/25/2012 on No WMD's Here +1
#50 - Funny, but untrue.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2012 on Gotta Love Marines +15
User avatar #52 - whitebishop (05/23/2012) [-]
I'm 99.99% sure its fake, but I still find it funny
User avatar #55 - speightsix (05/23/2012) [-]
Snopes says false: http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

Still funny. Like The Marine Corps General calling an NPR reporter a prostitute. Or implying she was a prostitute. Whatever.
#42 - Nonono, that was the actual movie. 05/22/2012 on Borrowing a movie +10
#6 - The guys comment didn't say he was a paraplegic, he said he WASN'T. 05/21/2012 on The real Bad Luck Brian +4
#29 - The CPP did not explode. 05/17/2012 on Chernobyl Joke -1
#93 - are you claiming the pre-christ era of Judaism did not have ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2012 on Gay Rights +21
#112 - beeeeeeenman (05/14/2012) [-]
ok, you're right, marriage was a jewish idea. my point is still valid
#64 - Hahaa he's from Quebec. Should've seen that coming. 05/13/2012 on intelligence +3
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#18 - DutchWolf ONLINE (09/28/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply on your post so I'm gonna do it here.  
  
You say it's not an SR-16 but an AR-15 because "it's civilian". So by you logic a Volkswagen Golf is not a Golf but a hatchback because...actually why the fuck would it be?  
  
AR15 is the platform, the family of weapons. Then it's from KAC's "SR" (Stoner Rifle) series of weapons, and within that series it's the 16, the selective fire carbine designed for special ops and security operators.   
  
There's nothing "civillian" or "military" about a firearm, it's the user thats either one or the other.  
  
You've been educated, now stfu dumbass.
It wouldn't let me reply on your post so I'm gonna do it here.

You say it's not an SR-16 but an AR-15 because "it's civilian". So by you logic a Volkswagen Golf is not a Golf but a hatchback because...actually why the fuck would it be?

AR15 is the platform, the family of weapons. Then it's from KAC's "SR" (Stoner Rifle) series of weapons, and within that series it's the 16, the selective fire carbine designed for special ops and security operators.

There's nothing "civillian" or "military" about a firearm, it's the user thats either one or the other.

You've been educated, now stfu dumbass.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Envy (09/28/2011) [-]
Because in the civilian world there are so many AR-15 models available by companies like Bushmaster, Magpul etc. most people don't refer to their weapons as the specific name given to it by the manufacturer. Because whether or not, it is still an AR-15 model. Most people also generally customize weapons to their liking so they never stay a standard model anyways.
About the "There nothing "civilian" or "military" about a firearm"
That's bullshit, a military firearm is set to a STANDARD such as the M4A1, it is a standard military US issue firearm, based on the AR-15 platform. Every single person gets the same model, and might have different external accessories because of their different trade.
But with civilian weapons, they usually aren't select fire (Unless it's legal for you to own one) and especially with AR-15s they usually do not follow a set standard. Which is why, unless you VERY specifically want people to know you got a firearm from a certain company, you call it an AR-15 rather then something like an SR-16 or Marstar TNW.
User avatar #20 to #19 - DutchWolf ONLINE (09/30/2011) [-]
That's wrong in so many minor ways that I can't be bother. Have fun with your miserable life. I refer to my SR16 as 'the SR16', cuz if i'd say the AR15 people would go "which one".
#13 - amfj (04/20/2011) [-]
im sorry for the rude comments. friends?
User avatar #12 - amfj (04/20/2011) [-]
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post.

A derogatory term used to define white, southern bred, nigger hatin', jew lynchin' coon hound lovin sons a' bitches.

now this my friend is the hick definition i know and i fit the description perfect!
User avatar #7 - BurntCrayons **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
Are you really 31? Or you say that to get in NSFW?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Envy (04/03/2011) [-]
Guess ;)
User avatar #9 to #8 - BurntCrayons **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
NSFW? xD
User avatar #10 to #9 - Envy (04/03/2011) [-]
You know it :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - BurntCrayons **User deleted account** (04/03/2011) [-]
Haha xD
User avatar #6 - AyonEopia **User deleted account** (02/01/2011) [-]
You should learn to be nicer to people.
#1 - PivotArmageddon (06/19/2009) [-]
u were really downstairs in the dark when u saw my pic
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