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I am fine, just annoyed that the weather is so bad in London, well, it's January but still
I am fine, just annoyed that the weather is so bad in London, well, it's January but still
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enragedonion (11/03/2015) [-] Bon conseil, mais je ne pense pas que je trouverai la bonne taille, parce que j'ai tenté de voler un vibrateur en Allemagne, je suis allé en tôle et résultat, ben...
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Where i was about to tell you some more dreams. and tell more about the ones that continue afterward.
So i have been dreaming *for which i can remember* for 7-8 years. In these years i have figured out the moment the dream starts what kind of dream it will be. And there are 3 main ways they can go
1. I am myself without powers. This pushes the bad dreams and nightmares more. They tend to make me powerless so that the things that happen around me cannot be stopped. A good example was when i couldn't control my body. And started killing people i know. But couldn't stop myself. Not a very pleasant dream.
2. The ones that give me random power that is based on where the dream is all about. These are the more random dreams and tend to be good most of the time. It is heavily effected by the things i did that day. For example, I was the team fortress 2 spy. and had to beat the enemy team which consisted of popular youtubers who i enjoy like STAR. This can also work the other way around. In which i get a nightmare based on the video's or games i saw. Like the five nights at freddy's game's aren't to scary. Unless you suddenly wake up inside the building as the night guard. And have to fend them off to save your life.
3.Now the last one is based on previous dreams i had. I have been having so many dreams in the past which i kept continuing at that time. that i myself got powers over time and got stronger. And now i sometimes get dreams in which it have those powers and are in the same world i dreamed so much about. Almost all the time these are the best dreams i can have. It is in my own way the road of perfection of what i would be in such a world. And my friends are there as well. And because these dreams are based on fantasy. all kinds of things happen here. I have had the pleasure fighting goku in a battle. Or 1 vs 1 against cloud from final fantasy. I enjoy these dreams a lot.
The only scary thing about these is. that they feel quite real to me even if i know they are just dreams.
So i have been dreaming *for which i can remember* for 7-8 years. In these years i have figured out the moment the dream starts what kind of dream it will be. And there are 3 main ways they can go
1. I am myself without powers. This pushes the bad dreams and nightmares more. They tend to make me powerless so that the things that happen around me cannot be stopped. A good example was when i couldn't control my body. And started killing people i know. But couldn't stop myself. Not a very pleasant dream.
2. The ones that give me random power that is based on where the dream is all about. These are the more random dreams and tend to be good most of the time. It is heavily effected by the things i did that day. For example, I was the team fortress 2 spy. and had to beat the enemy team which consisted of popular youtubers who i enjoy like STAR. This can also work the other way around. In which i get a nightmare based on the video's or games i saw. Like the five nights at freddy's game's aren't to scary. Unless you suddenly wake up inside the building as the night guard. And have to fend them off to save your life.
3.Now the last one is based on previous dreams i had. I have been having so many dreams in the past which i kept continuing at that time. that i myself got powers over time and got stronger. And now i sometimes get dreams in which it have those powers and are in the same world i dreamed so much about. Almost all the time these are the best dreams i can have. It is in my own way the road of perfection of what i would be in such a world. And my friends are there as well. And because these dreams are based on fantasy. all kinds of things happen here. I have had the pleasure fighting goku in a battle. Or 1 vs 1 against cloud from final fantasy. I enjoy these dreams a lot.
The only scary thing about these is. that they feel quite real to me even if i know they are just dreams.
All my dreams are deconnected from one another even though I do have reccuring themes.
Do you write them down?
Do you write them down?
Neh.
I most of the time keep thinking about them anyway. No need for me to write them down as well.
I most of the time keep thinking about them anyway. No need for me to write them down as well.
But writing them down can help you move on to even more interesting ones. Could that be why you can re-enter previous dreams? Different recall habits?
I really should open an online dream clinic.
I really should open an online dream clinic.
Well dreams i re-enter also move on to new things. I have had a time. when i was around 14. I started dreaming 1 huge story after another. And the reason it worked was because i couldn't control my imagination at the time. So i am not to worry about not having more interesting ones. for i already dream things other people wish they could. And it might be recall habits. Pretty sure it is.
I have had some dreams some men would kill for
I have had some dreams some men would kill for
The reason I write mines down is for re-use later. I've heard that it is possible to sell scenarios and make some decent money out of that. Or you can start writing books.
Did you have funny dreams? I had this one yesterday, so we sealed the great villain and must go rechange the seal once in a while. He wakes up fully conscious but nearly not as villainous and asks us if he can go back to the village after so many years. We offered him home-brewed booze, he liked it and he decided that he'd stay there as long as we offer him tribute in booze.
Did you have funny dreams? I had this one yesterday, so we sealed the great villain and must go rechange the seal once in a while. He wakes up fully conscious but nearly not as villainous and asks us if he can go back to the village after so many years. We offered him home-brewed booze, he liked it and he decided that he'd stay there as long as we offer him tribute in booze.
A lot of people have been saying that. And i do tell my story's to my friend they love to hear it. But recently my dreams have gotten a lot more lewd. Which are a bit awkward to tell at times.
Well there was this dream in which a demonlord wanted to take over heaven. Made a huge demon army. attacked.
And when they got to the gate of heaven. angels came down. stand in front of each other. And they suddenly hugged each other. That they where happy to see there lost brothers again. The demonlord went crazy. It was quite fun to see.
Well there was this dream in which a demonlord wanted to take over heaven. Made a huge demon army. attacked.
And when they got to the gate of heaven. angels came down. stand in front of each other. And they suddenly hugged each other. That they where happy to see there lost brothers again. The demonlord went crazy. It was quite fun to see.
Demonlord - "No das gay eeeew!!"
Is what I could imagine happened
Is what I could imagine happened
Pretty much yeah. Never seen a demon run away so damm fast.
Was pretty cool to see.
But those are still quite tame. But fun.
Was pretty cool to see.
But those are still quite tame. But fun.
How about a break? I'll go make coffee, note down dreams and nap for some more sleepy intensifies
