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#42 - Naw man, makes you want to support Socialism. Perhaps…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on How the 1% Lives .2 +26
#155 - hongkonglongdong (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh, you mean socialism in one country.
#144 - tanitakavirius (01/08/2016) [-]
Hmmm... no.
#97 - spydermonkee (01/08/2016) [-]
what a great idea
#41 - Even Vodka connoisseurs have admitted that its very difficult …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on How the 1% Lives .2 +32
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#46 - lankou (01/08/2016) [-]
Thats actually more of a wine thing specifically chianti .... Ethylene Glycol is actually very sweet its out of place in vodka. Thats why they put the massive warning labels on it because kids will drink it.

Also your first part is very very true for mid shelf to high self, cheap vodka tastes like cheap vodka, but you can dramaticly improve it with just a simple filtration (theres a myth busters episode on it me thinks didn't become a high end but became much much better)
#75 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
True shit here. I'm no expert, but I can tell the difference between shit vodka and "normal" vodka. Though, after you get past the really cheap stuff, there isn't much difference.
#65 - xgolgothax (01/08/2016) [-]
Ethylene Glycol will also crystallize in your Kidneys and send you screaming into Renal Failure

however, Polyethylene Glycol has no taste and will send you screaming into diarrhea....
#234 - Because to these people there are only two ethnicities: white … 01/08/2016 on white guy. 0
#28 - Because stupid ass ghetto people who dont understand history f…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on white guy. +8
#45 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
They dont have a heritage of their own to be proud of, so they steal somebody elses.

Kek.
#26 - Well, theres this stupid ******* Afro-centrism movement…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/07/2016 on white guy. +23
#215 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
p.s. "Hannibal Barca is black" fucking kek
its sad as shit because they have this 1 picture someone took in the 21 century... compared to like 200 statues and paintings of him from all the way 100 B.C. to 1800+

why are blacks so sad and pathetic, really.. how are you gonna take a picture of some niga and claim its the guy from 2300 years ago? and only have this 1 picture nothing else,
#224 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
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#188 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
funny how blacks just love to bring up the Moors with pride in any chance they get...even though the Moors were predominantly Arabs and Berbers, and the only European territory they had control over were 3 island near Italy, nothing past that. It literally says all of this on the first paragraph of the Wiki page.
But when it comes to the fact that whites colonized and controlled the entire continent of Africa all the way down to South Africa we're supposed to for some reason "feel bad" about it... LMAO
you're just a sore loser who can't face the fact that you
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#234 - enkmaster (01/08/2016) [-]
Because to these people there are only two ethnicities: white and black.

Everyone who isnt white is just another kind of black (including asians), and thus white people are the only problem.
#141 - sacrilegious (01/07/2016) [-]
There were black Romans, including a few Emperors.
#232 - sacrilegious (01/08/2016) [-]
Septimius Severus, Caracalla
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#189 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
no there went lmao. romens didnt accept anyone into thair culture who wasnt roman. the greeks lived like peasents unther thair rule. they would never let a negro be a empheror
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#68 - asotil (01/07/2016) [-]
Where's that video of the black chick talking about how the blacks built the Great Wall of China and invented mathematics and how they were never cavemen when I need it
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#192 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
in the movie 'last king of scotlend'
the nigga said "where the Greeks stole philosophy, here from africa"

tfw cant name 1 black philosopher, literally 0, i challenge you to name me 1
#47 - metacobalion (01/07/2016) [-]
>the Celts were black
Please tell me no one really believes any of that shit, we're so white we get sunburn in the rain.
#191 - xsap (01/07/2016) [-]
i see your irish,
actual picture i found on a "history" site
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#219 - zaggystirdust (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm sorry, what?
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#27 - kosicandavid (01/07/2016) [-]
Well fuck those people.... Why should be their stupid ass opinion valid?
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#28 - enkmaster (01/07/2016) [-]
Because stupid ass ghetto people who dont understand history fall for it instead of actually taking the time to learn their own heritage.

Then, if enough people believe it, they start socially censoring and rewriting history to fit their retarded worldview.

They're dangerously stupid.
#45 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
They dont have a heritage of their own to be proud of, so they steal somebody elses.

Kek.
#55 - Thats what got Justin Trudeau and the libs elected here in Can… 01/07/2016 on Can't Stump The Trump +4
#21 - Because someone saying something you dont like is paramount to…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/06/2016 on The Trump Rises +6
#22 - noonelikesdan (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh it's not that, it's just his retardedness could be contagious
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#27 - tittysugar (01/06/2016) [-]
That right there, is why your country sucks. What could I really expect from a muslim country?
#29 - noonelikesdan (01/06/2016) [-]
Ahahaa you so funny, should tell a joke thats original.
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#30 - tittysugar (01/06/2016) [-]
That was a joke?
#31 - noonelikesdan (01/06/2016) [-]
Britain is clearly a muslim country with it's around 10% of Muslims living here, I don;t know why I would expect a yank to know anything though.
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#32 - tittysugar (01/06/2016) [-]
Damn, 10% of all muslims? Thats liek 100 milliom muslims. Its worse than I thought. Bialbushraa friend, I hope your women stay safe.
#33 - noonelikesdan (01/06/2016) [-]
Well ya got me there, it's 4:30 am though, what do ya expect. Also I live in Wales of course the women are safe.
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#46 - needsauceadmisblan (01/06/2016) [-]
ah shit i hope the sheep will be fine.
#79 - noonelikesdan (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh they'll be treated just fine ;)
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#34 - tittysugar (01/06/2016) [-]
I don't expect much, just the complete and utter annihilation of islam with complete shunning of those who come to the defence of this evil. Ya know, basic stuff.
#78 - noonelikesdan (01/06/2016) [-]
Awh damn, I thought you were retarded.
#131 - What I mean is that there are random stupid things that happen…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on team 4chantress 0
#133 - jvcjvc (01/05/2016) [-]
it very long time since i last played.

but as i remember, the longest range in the game you could fire was maybe 160m (of course not realistic). i have never experienced such a thing with the russian tanks.
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#12 - Its also worth taking into account MoW's armor and health syst…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on team 4chantress +3
#130 - jvcjvc (01/05/2016) [-]
It is far more realistic than most other games.

it takes in consideration velocity, force, angle, and then calculates how deep you will penetrate.

i basically just flanked the three kingtigers in the middle of the town because they were busy shooting at my team mates. so i just drove up to them and shot each one almost point blank into the thin side-armor those three kingtigers were out of the game in about 20 seconds.
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#131 - enkmaster (01/05/2016) [-]
What I mean is that there are random stupid things that happen, such as a T-34-76 killing three Panthers from 800m on open ground from the front, when the 76mm cannon lacks the penetration to harm a Panther from that distance with anything but a shot-trap hit. And even then, theres a good chance it would bounce.

Not to mention that a T-34's optics likely werent of high enough quality to even make a hit at that distance without a few rangefinding shots, let alone penetrate a small weakspot on three separate vehicles within 10 shots, while bouncing all return fire from three kwk 42 75mm cannons.


Yet thats what seems to happen. When I play, at least.
#133 - jvcjvc (01/05/2016) [-]
it very long time since i last played.

but as i remember, the longest range in the game you could fire was maybe 160m (of course not realistic). i have never experienced such a thing with the russian tanks.

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#3 - umbilical (07/06/2015) [-]
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