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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:5/20/2011
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#11 - I see you are quite Psilocin, I'm pretty Tryptophan myself 11/27/2012 on clever salesman +2
#9 - Yes sir. I implied that a house costs 100 000 $, I actually ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2012 on clever salesman +1
User avatar #10 - elenana (11/27/2012) [-]
Well then I was able to catch your line of thought my good sir, they say great minds think a like.
#11 - enialis (11/27/2012) [-]
I see you are quite Psilocin, I'm pretty Tryptophan myself
#3 - Thank you anon!! 11/27/2012 on Stella.... +3
#4 - >Purchase 20000 houses >Get 20000 pizzas >Sel…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/27/2012 on clever salesman +70
#12 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
what about your other 19,999 houses?
#25 - landerp (11/28/2012) [-]
>purchase 20,000 houses
>get 20000 pizzas
>buy insurance on all houses
>burn down 19,998 houses
>get big money
>rich, 2 free houses, 20,000 pizzas
>win at life, proceed to next level
#13 - enialis (11/27/2012) [-]
Sell them for 100 005 $, get another free house
#14 - drulludanni (11/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - AliCattLovee (11/27/2012) [-]
Houses cost more than $5.
User avatar #16 - AliCattLovee (11/28/2012) [-]
It's a joke everybody..

I'm not funny
#15 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #8 - elenana (11/27/2012) [-]
20 000 x 5 = 100 000 wich I think would be a price of a house, or at least he refers it I think.
#9 - enialis (11/27/2012) [-]
Yes sir. I implied that a house costs 100 000 $, I actually have no idea how much do they cost in Florida. In my country you don't buy shit for 100 000$
User avatar #10 - elenana (11/27/2012) [-]
Well then I was able to catch your line of thought my good sir, they say great minds think a like.
#11 - enialis (11/27/2012) [-]
I see you are quite Psilocin, I'm pretty Tryptophan myself
#1 - Explain?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Stella.... +9
#2 - anonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
Life Alert is an activate-able button that allows you to contact people in the event of an emergency, like if you're old and you've fallen and are unable to get up (which elderly folk have died from). The old lady is using it to screw with the on-call emergency services on the other end by calling them and, instead of having an actual emergency plays a lame joke 'Is your refrigerator running?'
#4 - irapeyoungchildren (11/27/2012) [-]
anon to the rescue yet again. Where would we be without him and the majestic others of his species?
#3 - enialis (11/27/2012) [-]
Thank you anon!!
#3 - Wtf is wrong with your sister's pussy 11/27/2012 on My sis on her period. +1
#2 - How can somebody survive three abortions?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Sperm winner +8
#4 - kraetyz (11/27/2012) [-]
Persistence beats all.
#18 - enialis (11/28/2012) [-]
So I'm guessing they tried to pull out the fetus three different times but he was anchored somehow to her mother's placenta
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on that's so cute! +14
#6 - meowmixallday (11/27/2012) [-]
#6 - oh god what have I created 11/27/2012 on the life of a hero -1
#5 - the feels  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on the life of a hero -1
#6 - enialis (11/27/2012) [-]
oh god what have I created
#4 - Well... then I guess... Whatever. fapfapfapfap 11/27/2012 on How I feel when the... 0
#45 - moar: (not 100% sure) 11/27/2012 on Teens This Days 0
#264 - my desktop icons don't fit anywhere... Which is the correct re… 11/27/2012 on What is... 0
#59 - I feel ashamed of being Spanish when I see this kind of commen…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on no ingles +1
#60 - sparkletwy (11/26/2012) [-]
What he said was just.. Cancer.
#11 - but... but...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on 41 Swags +8
User avatar #16 - kampi (11/26/2012) [-]
It's pretty neat with a lot of meat.
#2 - Looks like the Russian Hairdresser is going door to door now 11/26/2012 on best day ever +34
#1 - His nose is now this face :3 11/26/2012 on Some Men ... -1
#4 - There was a sociological experiment made years ago (idk the na…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on What is this Sorcery? 0
User avatar #7 - kanatana (11/26/2012) [-]
Hey, if my German shepherd can recognize a cat on a silent television, he can recognize a dog in a photo. Simple as that.
#21 - k... but don't claim it as OC for ****** sake 11/26/2012 on Racist dawg 3 0
#13 - no 11/26/2012 on no ingles +52
#19 - wooow you want to play the "delete the comment saying it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2012 on Racist dawg 3 0
User avatar #20 - shadowdance (11/26/2012) [-]
LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT OF GLORY!
#21 - enialis (11/26/2012) [-]
k...
but don't claim it as OC for fuck's sake
#14 - Comment deleted 11/26/2012 on Racist dawg 3 0
#11 - Grammar-zorro here. You can also refer to a 2nd person with Ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2012 on Racist dawg 3 0
#12 - shadowdance Comment deleted by enialis
#14 - enialis Comment deleted by enialis
#15 - I immediately regret this decision 11/22/2012 on Mickey Mouse 0
#14 - **enialis rolled a random image posted in comment #1809313 …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on Mickey Mouse 0
#15 - enialis (11/22/2012) [-]
I immediately regret this decision
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