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#38 - I'm not saying this is what happens but I've seen many people … 10/03/2013 on This is how you dig your... 0
#185 - why not more? 07/24/2013 on Fiend can be empty 0
#128 - I didn't want it to happen like this... 06/11/2013 on 'Merica Fuck Yeah 0
#260 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on What Pythons look like +7
#364 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/13/2013) [-]
There was JUST a picture of a guy taking a picture with a snake. stfu.
#266 - happyfox (05/12/2013) [-]
but all the other people with pictures of snakes had their own faces in the picture :(

THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
User avatar #385 - isoscelessandwich (05/13/2013) [-]
That's a...lavender corn snake, isn't it?

Or is it a kingsnake? I used to have a lavender king that used to look just like that, just about.
User avatar #396 - happyfox (05/13/2013) [-]
albino corn, never heard the term lavender, but that sounds very cute. He's called Mr. Sheridan Slithers, or Mr Slithers when he gets post.
#399 - isoscelessandwich (05/13/2013) [-]
Lavender Kingsnakes are adorable. They're purple and yellow.
#402 - happyfox (05/13/2013) [-]
ah no mine's an albino then, he's pink and white with red little eyes.
#137 - Let's do some simple addition 05/10/2013 on Mike Jeffries 0
#293 - But he is still your dad, isn't he? It just sounds weird, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Just why? 0
User avatar #294 - suiluj (04/24/2013) [-]
No, i'm a bastard :)
#49 - off the charts 04/23/2013 on Omegle Invert Boobs +1
#247 - >my sisters dad  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Just why? +3
User avatar #291 - suiluj (04/23/2013) [-]
Well my mother and him are divorsed now, but we all still have contact. Because he drops her off every other sunday :D
#293 - enialis (04/23/2013) [-]
But he is still your dad, isn't he?
It just sounds weird, not meaning to stick my nose in your private life
User avatar #294 - suiluj (04/24/2013) [-]
No, i'm a bastard :)
#126 - shut up XD 04/21/2013 on Ironical Paradox 0
#268 - watch his other videos, it seems it is not 04/16/2013 on Silly Evolutionists 0
#233 - your picture is so ******* retarded... 04/10/2013 on Prove me wrong 0
#47 - because she uses overused jokes and gets 100 likes from desper… 04/10/2013 on Shit Tyrone +6
#47 - That's why you should look for the contamination balance, whic… 04/08/2013 on Eco friendly 0
#155 - I need that image in HD because of reasons (i want it… 04/07/2013 on Invitation Only 0
#125 - hahaha you have an 8 and u say your grades are **** … 03/29/2013 on earth i 0
#120 - Are you staying or are you going abroad? Just try to apply for…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on earth i 0
#123 - guythatagrees (03/29/2013) [-]
I have about a 3.0 gpa, which is around 80%... I would love to go abroad in Germany as my mother is from there, but I don't know any art colleges that go abroad there.
#125 - enialis (03/29/2013) [-]
hahaha you have an 8 and u say your grades are shit? wtf
well anyway, if I studied art my marks would be below 0
there sure are many art colleges, and I'm sure you would even save money if you studied here in Europe
#118 - Yeah, I would like to apply for University of California, but …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on earth i 0
#119 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey, that's better than where I'm going. My grades are da how you say, shit.
#120 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Are you staying or are you going abroad? Just try to apply for an international exchange program, my average is quite low, 6.8/10 and I'm going to the states. People normally back away from these opportunities because they are frightened of leaving their stable routine
#123 - guythatagrees (03/29/2013) [-]
I have about a 3.0 gpa, which is around 80%... I would love to go abroad in Germany as my mother is from there, but I don't know any art colleges that go abroad there.
#125 - enialis (03/29/2013) [-]
hahaha you have an 8 and u say your grades are shit? wtf
well anyway, if I studied art my marks would be below 0
there sure are many art colleges, and I'm sure you would even save money if you studied here in Europe
#116 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2013 on earth i 0
#117 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Nice. The thing about California Education is, that their general ed is fucking shitty. Like, high schools here are understaffed, underfunded, and poorly operated. But the top colleges are some of the best in the world.
#118 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I would like to apply for University of California, but my mark isn't high enough... Anyway I guess that in SDSU it'll be just fine
#119 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey, that's better than where I'm going. My grades are da how you say, shit.
#120 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Are you staying or are you going abroad? Just try to apply for an international exchange program, my average is quite low, 6.8/10 and I'm going to the states. People normally back away from these opportunities because they are frightened of leaving their stable routine
#123 - guythatagrees (03/29/2013) [-]
I have about a 3.0 gpa, which is around 80%... I would love to go abroad in Germany as my mother is from there, but I don't know any art colleges that go abroad there.
#125 - enialis (03/29/2013) [-]
hahaha you have an 8 and u say your grades are shit? wtf
well anyway, if I studied art my marks would be below 0
there sure are many art colleges, and I'm sure you would even save money if you studied here in Europe
#115 - No, just studying one year abroad. I was between Miami and San…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2013 on earth i 0
#116 - enialis has deleted their comment.
#117 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Nice. The thing about California Education is, that their general ed is fucking shitty. Like, high schools here are understaffed, underfunded, and poorly operated. But the top colleges are some of the best in the world.
#118 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I would like to apply for University of California, but my mark isn't high enough... Anyway I guess that in SDSU it'll be just fine
#119 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey, that's better than where I'm going. My grades are da how you say, shit.
#120 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Are you staying or are you going abroad? Just try to apply for an international exchange program, my average is quite low, 6.8/10 and I'm going to the states. People normally back away from these opportunities because they are frightened of leaving their stable routine
#123 - guythatagrees (03/29/2013) [-]
I have about a 3.0 gpa, which is around 80%... I would love to go abroad in Germany as my mother is from there, but I don't know any art colleges that go abroad there.
#125 - enialis (03/29/2013) [-]
hahaha you have an 8 and u say your grades are shit? wtf
well anyway, if I studied art my marks would be below 0
there sure are many art colleges, and I'm sure you would even save money if you studied here in Europe
#113 - Well just like everywhere else... I've never even been to the …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/27/2013 on earth i 0
#114 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ohhhh, I see now, I was thinking you were just out of state. Good for you going to another country. Where you from?
#115 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
No, just studying one year abroad. I was between Miami and San Diego, but they told me the education is generally better in California
#116 - enialis has deleted their comment.
#117 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Nice. The thing about California Education is, that their general ed is fucking shitty. Like, high schools here are understaffed, underfunded, and poorly operated. But the top colleges are some of the best in the world.
#118 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I would like to apply for University of California, but my mark isn't high enough... Anyway I guess that in SDSU it'll be just fine
#119 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey, that's better than where I'm going. My grades are da how you say, shit.
#120 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Are you staying or are you going abroad? Just try to apply for an international exchange program, my average is quite low, 6.8/10 and I'm going to the states. People normally back away from these opportunities because they are frightened of leaving their stable routine
#123 - guythatagrees (03/29/2013) [-]
I have about a 3.0 gpa, which is around 80%... I would love to go abroad in Germany as my mother is from there, but I don't know any art colleges that go abroad there.
#125 - enialis (03/29/2013) [-]
hahaha you have an 8 and u say your grades are shit? wtf
well anyway, if I studied art my marks would be below 0
there sure are many art colleges, and I'm sure you would even save money if you studied here in Europe
#111 - Well, as long as it is a safe and clean city... I guess it's a…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/27/2013 on earth i 0
#112 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
I've never been to San Diego. You could definitely get jumped or cut if you're a fucktard at night. Never heard of some SD gangstas tho.
#113 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Well just like everywhere else... I've never even been to the USA so you could say I am a little bit scared hah
#114 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ohhhh, I see now, I was thinking you were just out of state. Good for you going to another country. Where you from?
#115 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
No, just studying one year abroad. I was between Miami and San Diego, but they told me the education is generally better in California
#116 - enialis has deleted their comment.
#117 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Nice. The thing about California Education is, that their general ed is fucking shitty. Like, high schools here are understaffed, underfunded, and poorly operated. But the top colleges are some of the best in the world.
#118 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I would like to apply for University of California, but my mark isn't high enough... Anyway I guess that in SDSU it'll be just fine
#119 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey, that's better than where I'm going. My grades are da how you say, shit.
#120 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Are you staying or are you going abroad? Just try to apply for an international exchange program, my average is quite low, 6.8/10 and I'm going to the states. People normally back away from these opportunities because they are frightened of leaving their stable routine
#123 - guythatagrees (03/29/2013) [-]
I have about a 3.0 gpa, which is around 80%... I would love to go abroad in Germany as my mother is from there, but I don't know any art colleges that go abroad there.
#125 - enialis (03/29/2013) [-]
hahaha you have an 8 and u say your grades are shit? wtf
well anyway, if I studied art my marks would be below 0
there sure are many art colleges, and I'm sure you would even save money if you studied here in Europe
#108 - hah I haven't understood half of the things you said but I thi…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/27/2013 on earth i 0
#109 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
I know it's a party school. So have lots of fun putting your penis in strangers there. But San Diego is alot different than the rest of California. It's really far south and it's a huge tourist area. Nobody really makes songs about San Diego or anything.
#111 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, as long as it is a safe and clean city... I guess it's alright. Thanks!
#112 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
I've never been to San Diego. You could definitely get jumped or cut if you're a fucktard at night. Never heard of some SD gangstas tho.
#113 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Well just like everywhere else... I've never even been to the USA so you could say I am a little bit scared hah
#114 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ohhhh, I see now, I was thinking you were just out of state. Good for you going to another country. Where you from?
#115 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
No, just studying one year abroad. I was between Miami and San Diego, but they told me the education is generally better in California
#116 - enialis has deleted their comment.
#117 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Nice. The thing about California Education is, that their general ed is fucking shitty. Like, high schools here are understaffed, underfunded, and poorly operated. But the top colleges are some of the best in the world.
#118 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I would like to apply for University of California, but my mark isn't high enough... Anyway I guess that in SDSU it'll be just fine
#119 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey, that's better than where I'm going. My grades are da how you say, shit.
#120 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Are you staying or are you going abroad? Just try to apply for an international exchange program, my average is quite low, 6.8/10 and I'm going to the states. People normally back away from these opportunities because they are frightened of leaving their stable routine
#123 - guythatagrees (03/29/2013) [-]
I have about a 3.0 gpa, which is around 80%... I would love to go abroad in Germany as my mother is from there, but I don't know any art colleges that go abroad there.
#125 - enialis (03/29/2013) [-]
hahaha you have an 8 and u say your grades are shit? wtf
well anyway, if I studied art my marks would be below 0
there sure are many art colleges, and I'm sure you would even save money if you studied here in Europe
#84 - Next year I may be going to live in San Diego, how the weather…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/27/2013 on earth i 0
#107 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Hot af. If you want crisp, sexy weather that is mild like a good woman, move to the bay. Just keep in mind you'll pay like ten times the cost of a house...
San Diego is beanerland tho, and I mean the good beaners that fix your shit and run around to fast paced music when you playfully shout "La Migra!!"
#108 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
hah I haven't understood half of the things you said but I think I got the idea. I'll be staying on campus in SDSU, have you heard anything about it? I mean... I do not know anything about California nor San diego...
#109 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
I know it's a party school. So have lots of fun putting your penis in strangers there. But San Diego is alot different than the rest of California. It's really far south and it's a huge tourist area. Nobody really makes songs about San Diego or anything.
#111 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Well, as long as it is a safe and clean city... I guess it's alright. Thanks!
#112 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
I've never been to San Diego. You could definitely get jumped or cut if you're a fucktard at night. Never heard of some SD gangstas tho.
#113 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Well just like everywhere else... I've never even been to the USA so you could say I am a little bit scared hah
#114 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ohhhh, I see now, I was thinking you were just out of state. Good for you going to another country. Where you from?
#115 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
No, just studying one year abroad. I was between Miami and San Diego, but they told me the education is generally better in California
#116 - enialis has deleted their comment.
#117 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Nice. The thing about California Education is, that their general ed is fucking shitty. Like, high schools here are understaffed, underfunded, and poorly operated. But the top colleges are some of the best in the world.
#118 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I would like to apply for University of California, but my mark isn't high enough... Anyway I guess that in SDSU it'll be just fine
#119 - guythatagrees (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey, that's better than where I'm going. My grades are da how you say, shit.
#120 - enialis (03/27/2013) [-]
Are you staying or are you going abroad? Just try to apply for an international exchange program, my average is quite low, 6.8/10 and I'm going to the states. People normally back away from these opportunities because they are frightened of leaving their stable routine
#123 - guythatagrees (03/29/2013) [-]
I have about a 3.0 gpa, which is around 80%... I would love to go abroad in Germany as my mother is from there, but I don't know any art colleges that go abroad there.
#125 - enialis (03/29/2013) [-]
hahaha you have an 8 and u say your grades are shit? wtf
well anyway, if I studied art my marks would be below 0
there sure are many art colleges, and I'm sure you would even save money if you studied here in Europe
#126 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Ali G everybody +64
#157 - fractalius (03/22/2013) [-]
FUCK. Beat me
#334 - rockred (03/22/2013) [-]
Well, if you insist...
#360 - fractalius (03/22/2013) [-]
i love how people thumbed me down for that. He posted it literally 3 minutes before I was going to. I clicked the little + to show all comments, and it was the last one I saw. Fuckin sucks
User avatar #378 - Gedziuzzz (03/23/2013) [-]
What's the point to make that useless "beat me to it" comment? It's just annoying.
#380 - fractalius (03/23/2013) [-]
Oh I get there's no point to it. I was just making a "hivemind" like comment. I found it funny that someone else, wherever they were/are, had the exact same thought process as me at almost the exact same time. I found that funny so I made a comment about it. If it's "annoying" well that sucks for you, I couldn't care less.
#382 - Gedziuzzz (03/24/2013) [-]
You just looked like a whiny bitch, that's all I have to say about your comment.
#385 - fractalius (03/24/2013) [-]
We're all whiny bitches. This is funnyjunk. We're all either 12, beta, and those of us who aren't are still spending all day on a computer.
#386 - Gedziuzzz (03/24/2013) [-]
Speak for yourself.
#87 - Yeah a friend of mine found her dorm full of those 03/19/2013 on Title is going to be here 0
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