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#77 - How the **** ?! 09/15/2012 on Cockness Monster 0
#4353 - I sent a request for a thumb gear if that does not seem fair w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #4363 - ffffyou (09/15/2012) [-]
I will get back to you later
#289930 - Keep it don't trade it. 09/15/2012 on Play items 0
#187 - Ok i understand. 09/14/2012 on mathcow's profile 0
#185 - Do you really need 13 FJ Coins? I could throw in some other st…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on mathcow's profile 0
User avatar #186 - mathcow (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm willing to bet that a lot of people think coin for texas fish is a balanced trade. However, I like the coins, and it'll take a lot of work to pry one off me. People can easily find somewhere better to get coins. I'm sure someone else is willing to take the offer you're giving me
User avatar #187 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
Ok i understand.
#182 - Are you in need of a Texas Cichlid Fish? If so i could trade o…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2012 on mathcow's profile 0
User avatar #184 - mathcow (09/14/2012) [-]
But you only have one. There's also not a lot of items around that point value I want to part with
User avatar #185 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
Do you really need 13 FJ Coins? I could throw in some other stuff if you think thats a unfair offer.
User avatar #186 - mathcow (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm willing to bet that a lot of people think coin for texas fish is a balanced trade. However, I like the coins, and it'll take a lot of work to pry one off me. People can easily find somewhere better to get coins. I'm sure someone else is willing to take the offer you're giving me
User avatar #187 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
Ok i understand.
#314 - I will thumb up all of your posts  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on randomnameabc's profile 0
User avatar #315 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
Lol, okay then...
#311 - NO! Have some ore at least  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2012 on randomnameabc's profile 0
User avatar #312 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
no.

Free or nothing, your choice
#314 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
I will thumb up all of your posts
User avatar #315 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
Lol, okay then...
#309 - What do you want for one of those fish?! I will give all my …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/14/2012 on randomnameabc's profile 0
User avatar #313 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
sigh, next time you'll get for free......
User avatar #310 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
i'll give you one for free, just send the trade
User avatar #311 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
NO! Have some ore at least
User avatar #312 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
no.

Free or nothing, your choice
#314 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
I will thumb up all of your posts
User avatar #315 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
Lol, okay then...
#307 - You truly are the Jesus of funnyjunk  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on randomnameabc's profile 0
User avatar #308 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
Lol, thanks :)
#305 - Comment deleted 09/14/2012 on randomnameabc's profile 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on For the bronies +1
#5 - mrgreatreturns Comment deleted by enclavexremnant
#141 - I dont play the PC but i have 5 friends who play it nonstop an… 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0
#134 - But still you guys nagged them to release a port. This is the …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0
User avatar #139 - thepalmtoptiger (09/14/2012) [-]
How the hell is this the best they can do? I mean they literally could've done a single quality check and realized that there were several major issues. The game is literally unplayable unless you have peripherals! You must have one hell of a hardon for Namco if you think that this is acceptable. We asked them for a PC port but they could've easily ignored our pleas just as most companies would do. I feel like I went to a restaurant, asked for a burger, paid up front and opened my burger to find that the chef hawked a loogie in there.
User avatar #141 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
I dont play the PC but i have 5 friends who play it nonstop and they say it runs fine a bit of lag here and there, but they never play the console games anymore they say the PC is better. And i watch streams of the game and they hardly ever get any lag at all. Some say its a bad port some say its much better i don't even know.
#131 - Well if you really want a ridiculously tough game try demon so… 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0
#126 - They are a console company this is their first PC game. They d…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0
User avatar #130 - thepalmtoptiger (09/14/2012) [-]
This is their 3rd PC game and the problem is that this isn't a quality product. Lets say I released a soap which made everyone itchy, I can't turn around and say, "well there's anti-itch lotion, stock up!" I don't understand why everyone thinks that this is ok. The lack of reaction which everyone is giving is the reason that it is ok to release shit ports both to and from consoles.
User avatar #134 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
But still you guys nagged them to release a port. This is the best they could do, with the mods its fine.
User avatar #139 - thepalmtoptiger (09/14/2012) [-]
How the hell is this the best they can do? I mean they literally could've done a single quality check and realized that there were several major issues. The game is literally unplayable unless you have peripherals! You must have one hell of a hardon for Namco if you think that this is acceptable. We asked them for a PC port but they could've easily ignored our pleas just as most companies would do. I feel like I went to a restaurant, asked for a burger, paid up front and opened my burger to find that the chef hawked a loogie in there.
User avatar #141 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
I dont play the PC but i have 5 friends who play it nonstop and they say it runs fine a bit of lag here and there, but they never play the console games anymore they say the PC is better. And i watch streams of the game and they hardly ever get any lag at all. Some say its a bad port some say its much better i don't even know.
#113 - Not it runs fine for me i only get a bit of lag at blight town 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0
#112 - Its not as bad as this guy says just torrent it and if you enj… 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0
#110 - Not at all what are you talking about?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0
User avatar #111 - sosetila (09/14/2012) [-]
if you can't figure that out from playing 2 seconds than you played too much angry birds or something,
User avatar #113 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
Not it runs fine for me i only get a bit of lag at blight town
#271754 - Comment deleted 09/14/2012 on Play items 0
#94 - Since two weeks now with 50% more content.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0
#95 - dantastic (09/14/2012) [-]
you mean 50% more hair loss and crying
#304 - Well i heard you collect ore so have mine I'm not going to be …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2012 on randomnameabc's profile 0
User avatar #306 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
Thanks a lot, but you should keep them, you need a lot of different items :)
User avatar #307 - enclavexremnant (09/14/2012) [-]
You truly are the Jesus of funnyjunk
User avatar #308 - randomnameabc (09/14/2012) [-]
Lol, thanks :)
#303 - Comment deleted 09/14/2012 on randomnameabc's profile 0
#83 - They have it for consoles.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0
User avatar #84 - critality (09/14/2012) [-]
now if only I could afford those
#79 - I just said this 5mins ago "I do recommend this game to a… 09/14/2012 on The best dark souls PC mod... 0

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User avatar #122 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #112 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
User avatar #115 to #114 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
User avatar #118 to #117 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
User avatar #119 to #118 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
User avatar #109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
User avatar #95 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#97 to #96 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
User avatar #101 to #100 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
User avatar #52 - jingleforth (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
#50 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
User avatar #29 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
I thought about it. And when your online tell me what you think.I will give you barf burger ill give you the stove but its the only book i have and i dont really want to trade it.I will also add on Abraham lincoln which is 20k points.Tell me what you think
User avatar #30 to #29 - enclavexremnant (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok that seems fair, Let me know if you want me to send the requests or you
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Ill send them :)
User avatar #25 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
star for 3 aids babys?
#26 to #25 - anonymous (08/27/2012) [-]
Anything but the star. Sorry i should of put that in the comment
User avatar #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
o **** dude, i managed to give you 2. could i have one back?
User avatar #22 to #20 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
I sent it back sorry man
User avatar #21 to #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
thanks.
User avatar #23 to #21 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
NO thank YOU for giving me a free item
User avatar #24 to #23 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
Meh, you only need one furnace, and i come across atleast 3 furnaces each day. I've probably given away 8 furnaces or so. It's my pleasure.
User avatar #19 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
send in request with whatever you can miss and i will accept
User avatar #18 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
i saw you wanted blue filly eggs?
#4 - invshika (08/15/2012) [-]
mfw doc for iron
User avatar #5 to #4 - enclavexremnant (08/15/2012) [-]
Fine then i will take my business elsewhere
User avatar #1 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
I already have a sword of eternal burning
User avatar #2 to #1 - enclavexremnant (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh sorry did not see it
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