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Date Signed Up:4/15/2012
Last Login:9/30/2014
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#189 - Picture 08/05/2013 on Lemons +1
#140 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Sauerkraut 0
User avatar #143 - amuro (08/04/2013) [-]
if someone post this, let me know.
#166 - jazzytheferret (08/04/2013) [-]
It's posted.
User avatar #167 - amuro (08/04/2013) [-]
TY man
#312 - Ok if your still doing this i would really like an answer. Cou…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on How to be smart at gamestop +2
User avatar #318 - bensho (08/04/2013) [-]
If you didn't pay for it then there's really nothing wrong. The manager was probably just pestering him because it inconveniences the customer, and they don't want to lose business.
#354 - He reposts ALOT of content, and is Admin's little plaything. 08/03/2013 on Black Day For Funnyjunk 2 0
#55 - Was from a comic. 08/02/2013 on Reading Is Fun 0
#54 - "Superman: Strange visitor from another world! who can ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Reading Is Fun 0
User avatar #55 - enclavexremnant (08/02/2013) [-]
Was from a comic.
#53 - **enclavexremnant rolls 04**  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Reading Is Fun 0
User avatar #54 - enclavexremnant (08/02/2013) [-]
"Superman: Strange visitor from another world! who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands.And who, as the champion of the common workers fights, fights a never-ending for Stalin, socialism and the international expansion of the warsaw pact."
User avatar #55 - enclavexremnant (08/02/2013) [-]
Was from a comic.
#152 - His name is Miracles. 08/02/2013 on road to el homo 0
#537 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on 50 Shades of Bieber +2
#364 - Well how i look at it, i spent 20$ on the movie and bought it …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Batmans Alternate Universe -1
User avatar #370 - amuro (08/02/2013) [-]
Well i buy it too, but DC haven't made a release for Poland in polish, so i have to stick with your english version subbed in polish.

Jerk.
#708 - f 08/02/2013 on 10,000 comments and phanact... +1
#315 - No, i actually got it when it first came out because I am a real fan.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Batmans Alternate Universe -1
User avatar #358 - amuro (08/02/2013) [-]
Because if you dont buy something, you are not a real fan.

Shut the fuck up.
User avatar #364 - enclavexremnant (08/02/2013) [-]
Well how i look at it, i spent 20$ on the movie and bought it legitimately whereas you just pirated it. So yeah i would consider myself a real fan.
User avatar #370 - amuro (08/02/2013) [-]
Well i buy it too, but DC haven't made a release for Poland in polish, so i have to stick with your english version subbed in polish.

Jerk.
#323 - broorb (08/02/2013) [-]
Hahaha you
#312 - Just buy it. 08/02/2013 on Batmans Alternate Universe 0
#311 - Wonderwomen is about as strong as Superman. 08/02/2013 on Batmans Alternate Universe +2
#310 - Because like who wants to just buy it and support the company …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Batmans Alternate Universe 0
#333 - mr skeltal (08/02/2013) [-]
You know, some people may not be able to buy the movie, they want to, but then they see this, and download it. Has that ever crossed your mind?
User avatar #313 - WolfPrince (08/02/2013) [-]
Please shut up and enjoy your free movie.
User avatar #315 - enclavexremnant (08/02/2013) [-]
No, i actually got it when it first came out because I am a real fan.
User avatar #358 - amuro (08/02/2013) [-]
Because if you dont buy something, you are not a real fan.

Shut the fuck up.
User avatar #364 - enclavexremnant (08/02/2013) [-]
Well how i look at it, i spent 20$ on the movie and bought it legitimately whereas you just pirated it. So yeah i would consider myself a real fan.
User avatar #370 - amuro (08/02/2013) [-]
Well i buy it too, but DC haven't made a release for Poland in polish, so i have to stick with your english version subbed in polish.

Jerk.
#323 - broorb (08/02/2013) [-]
Hahaha you
#245 - Yeah, that's super-man's thing! He is supposed to be, His vill…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Who would win? 0
#246 - kenleyP (08/01/2013) [-]
It's just no fun you know? I've never had that much fun with superman movies or comics because it always ends up with superman having to deal with people taking hostages and fucking with him
#236 - Yeah, different writers and producers depict heroes differentl… 08/01/2013 on Who would win? 0
#227 - Have you not seen Justice League Doom? A man pretended to act …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Who would win? +2
User avatar #233 - fukermanjensen (08/01/2013) [-]
it depends on what superman (how fast his reactions and speedis) you're talking about. You're also bringing up a movie that used "bat-hax" as I like to call it: basically anytime batman writers forgoe the use of any form of logic to make him seem more than he is...
User avatar #236 - enclavexremnant (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, different writers and producers depict heroes differently. Everyone tries to make Batman the ultimate badass who can beat anyone one handed. But when it really comes down to it one v one Superman would win without any outside heros interfering .
#221 - I really hate how they made Superman all loyal to the governme… 08/01/2013 on Who would win? +1
#161 - He could of just shot him with a Kryptonite gun.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Who would win? -1
User avatar #226 - fukermanjensen (08/01/2013) [-]
"faster than a speeding bullet" yea, that's a great plan..next, we'll try and run him over with a TRAIN!! *high five* jesus fucking christ...
#227 - enclavexremnant (08/01/2013) [-]
Have you not seen Justice League Doom? A man pretended to act like he was about to commit suicide and when Superman talked him down and got close he shot him with a gun loaded with Kryptonite bullets, nearly killed him.
User avatar #233 - fukermanjensen (08/01/2013) [-]
it depends on what superman (how fast his reactions and speedis) you're talking about. You're also bringing up a movie that used "bat-hax" as I like to call it: basically anytime batman writers forgoe the use of any form of logic to make him seem more than he is...
User avatar #236 - enclavexremnant (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, different writers and producers depict heroes differently. Everyone tries to make Batman the ultimate badass who can beat anyone one handed. But when it really comes down to it one v one Superman would win without any outside heros interfering .
User avatar #168 - WolfPrince (08/01/2013) [-]
Batman would never use a gun.
User avatar #173 - killthebilly (08/01/2013) [-]
fine. A batrang made of kryptonite.
User avatar #186 - ducewilliams (08/01/2013) [-]
does none remember that he has a krytonite ring pretty much just to put superman in his place?
User avatar #228 - fukermanjensen (08/01/2013) [-]
supes has laser vision, its called staying outside the radiation and sniping bats from space...oops, the small little ounce of kryptonite (which is pretty pathetic of a weapon) which supes can IDK, laser vision and melt his hand along with the ring, is now useless. Any way of bats beating superman involves 1.outside help, 2. some retarded plot hax like blocking out the sun with bats inside a giant robot superman (yes, that has actually happened in a comic...)
User avatar #201 - Tormound (08/01/2013) [-]
Has the small amount of kryptonite actually worked against Superman in anything else other than Hush?
#157 - Witch comic? 08/01/2013 on Who would win? 0
#156 - By using a giant robot suit? 08/01/2013 on Who would win? 0
#154 - Due to a giant ******* robot suit, if you gave a …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Who would win? 0
#274 - alexnw (08/01/2013) [-]
1. it wasn't giant and 2. that's Batman's thing..to use his gadgets and things he built or obtained to help him win.
#151 - Batman always wins, not because he is stronger but because he …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Who would win? +30
#243 - kenleyP (08/01/2013) [-]
The reason i mostly hear from people on why they hate superman is because hes overpowered. And i mean i guess thats true
User avatar #245 - enclavexremnant (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's super-man's thing! He is supposed to be, His villains are supposed to beat him by playing with his mind or just ganging up on him.
#246 - kenleyP (08/01/2013) [-]
It's just no fun you know? I've never had that much fun with superman movies or comics because it always ends up with superman having to deal with people taking hostages and fucking with him
User avatar #176 - herecomesjohnny (08/01/2013) [-]
...superman has a fanbase?
User avatar #181 - thewalruss (08/01/2013) [-]
OP
#171 - oliball (08/01/2013) [-]
and he has lots of cash
#76 - Oh, yeah can't forget the hor-...how can you tell?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Ikea's insane prices 0
#78 - kakkakrabbypatty (07/31/2013) [-]

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User avatar #122 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
#121 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #112 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
A dead broken link?
User avatar #115 to #114 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
you replied to that comment earlier
User avatar #118 to #117 - desacabose (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh right
Admin banned the content poster
User avatar #119 to #118 - enclavexremnant (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't want another Oatmeal scenario I guess. 3 strikes than ban seems more fair IMO but whatever.
User avatar #109 - nightlordkurzt (03/13/2014) [-]
eat a bag of gummi bears and **** yourself to death
User avatar #95 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#97 to #96 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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#99 to #97 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
Hey! I thought your name was familiar your that guy that ***** horses right?
#100 to #99 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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sure am
User avatar #101 to #100 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
It's an honor i have heard so much about you!
#102 to #101 - twi (09/24/2013) [-]
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wanna touch butts
#103 to #102 - enclavexremnant (09/24/2013) [-]
oh you know it girl...
oh you know it girl...
User avatar #52 - jingleforth (08/08/2013) [-]
I noticed you were on my friends list.

Is life good for you? I hope ti is.
#50 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #50 - enclavexremnant (06/13/2013) [-]
Well thanks for taking a chance
User avatar #29 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
I thought about it. And when your online tell me what you think.I will give you barf burger ill give you the stove but its the only book i have and i dont really want to trade it.I will also add on Abraham lincoln which is 20k points.Tell me what you think
User avatar #30 to #29 - enclavexremnant (09/02/2012) [-]
Ok that seems fair, Let me know if you want me to send the requests or you
User avatar #31 to #30 - xxiitzskillzxx (09/02/2012) [-]
Ill send them :)
User avatar #25 - chewieisthebest (08/26/2012) [-]
star for 3 aids babys?
#26 to #25 - mr skeltal (08/27/2012) [-]
Anything but the star. Sorry i should of put that in the comment
User avatar #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
o **** dude, i managed to give you 2. could i have one back?
User avatar #22 to #20 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
I sent it back sorry man
User avatar #21 to #20 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
thanks.
User avatar #23 to #21 - enclavexremnant (08/25/2012) [-]
NO thank YOU for giving me a free item
User avatar #24 to #23 - randomnameabc (08/25/2012) [-]
Meh, you only need one furnace, and i come across atleast 3 furnaces each day. I've probably given away 8 furnaces or so. It's my pleasure.
User avatar #19 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
send in request with whatever you can miss and i will accept
User avatar #18 - frozenpickle (08/23/2012) [-]
i saw you wanted blue filly eggs?
#4 - invshika (08/15/2012) [-]
mfw doc for iron
User avatar #5 to #4 - enclavexremnant (08/15/2012) [-]
Fine then i will take my business elsewhere
User avatar #1 - opsdildo (08/10/2012) [-]
I already have a sword of eternal burning
User avatar #2 to #1 - enclavexremnant (08/10/2012) [-]
Oh sorry did not see it
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