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#27 - i like seth 17 hours ago on Seth MacFarlane +14
#268 - they were high, during the autopsy it was reported that Michae…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Anyone else been following... 0
User avatar #290 - cupotruth (08/19/2014) [-]
Weed doesn't make you confrontational at all, if anything it makes more docile than ever so now everything makes even less sense, again.
#247 - the kid or his friend charged at the cop and whoever charged h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Anyone else been following... 0
User avatar #259 - cupotruth (08/19/2014) [-]
That makes even less sense, why the hell would they charge the vehicle?
User avatar #268 - emukae (08/19/2014) [-]
they were high, during the autopsy it was reported that Michael Brown (the kid who died) was high on weed

im not saying thats the cause but it could of done something
User avatar #290 - cupotruth (08/19/2014) [-]
Weed doesn't make you confrontational at all, if anything it makes more docile than ever so now everything makes even less sense, again.
#86 - Japan actually did invent Karaoke 08/18/2014 on Sounds about right 0
#446073 - its probably the same sniffy  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#446075 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
Then is fag.
#446078 - spojalec (08/16/2014) [-]
You dare talk about the Sniff god that way?
#446080 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
Ayy lmao.
#446082 - spojalec (08/16/2014) [-]
#446083 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
Attacking a devil with a chipped ass little knife. Woman please.
#446087 - spojalec (08/16/2014) [-]
Except, it's a demon sword.
#446178 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
At least I don't like like a broody ass motherfucker.
#446058 - ahh, thats fine then  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #446062 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Either way post more drawings they were choice as, brother.
#446053 - > bring a bong cafe lel  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #446056 - Rei (08/16/2014) [-]
I like that the druggies hangout and mueseum burnt down
#446051 - what? sorry im confused by your comment  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #446057 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
That was a miss tell, was for aamann
User avatar #446061 - aamann (08/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, all the parts come pre-colored. All I do aside from assembly is use a really fine marker to do some lining on the white parts.
User avatar #446064 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Any thing that helps pass the time, cha? Keep at it, collect like 100
User avatar #446058 - emukae (08/16/2014) [-]
ahh, thats fine then
User avatar #446062 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Either way post more drawings they were choice as, brother.
#446038 - ive tried to blaze it 3 times, but i didn't like it  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #446039 - aamann (08/16/2014) [-]
Good man. Blazing it is for nerds.
User avatar #446042 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
But aren't you a nerd. *gasp* that means you blaze it.
User avatar #446046 - aamann (08/16/2014) [-]
Nah man. I'm not that kinda nerd.
#446034 - its my baby sniffyy birthday, who knew he had one itt…  [+] (76 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +4
User avatar #446260 - sniffyy (08/16/2014) [-]
4/16/1994
User avatar #446139 - levidahastati (08/16/2014) [-]
December 28th, 1999.
Youngest person here, I think.
User avatar #446138 - crazychaos (08/16/2014) [-]
August 23rd, 1993.
User avatar #446131 - postie (08/16/2014) [-]
November 3rd 1996.
User avatar #446121 - ugottanked (08/16/2014) [-]
6/16/95
User avatar #446117 - Soraminer (08/16/2014) [-]
3/20/1995
User avatar #446105 - kavrick (08/16/2014) [-]
june 3rd 1997
User avatar #446112 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Does that mean you're a Gemini?
User avatar #446113 - kavrick (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #446114 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Yoy.
User avatar #446104 - nightt (08/16/2014) [-]
November 26, 1992.
User avatar #446103 - sayonarazetsubou (08/16/2014) [-]
May 1st, 1994
#446094 - cosmicapprentice (08/16/2014) [-]
May 30th, 1994. I'm still a pure young boy, who still feels like a 16 year old teenager.

Also, I don't remember who made this gif for me, but whoever it was, I'm still very thankful for it ^^
#446085 - iNirvana (08/16/2014) [-]
June 15th, 1995
User avatar #446122 - ugottanked (08/16/2014) [-]
just a day off from mine
#446079 - spojalec (08/16/2014) [-]
November 8th, 1994
User avatar #446093 - neglectedobento (08/16/2014) [-]
Shiiiit, thought you was 10
#446097 - spojalec (08/16/2014) [-]
Says you.
User avatar #446100 - neglectedobento (08/16/2014) [-]
don't talk to me from now, i only hanged out with you cuz i thought you were below 12
User avatar #446115 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Hi I'm a twelve year old, wanna skype?
User avatar #446116 - neglectedobento (08/16/2014) [-]
i dont skype with strangers, give nudes first
User avatar #446086 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Shiiiit, thought you was 16
#446088 - spojalec (08/16/2014) [-]
Nope, 19.
User avatar #446090 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
5 months difference, Yoy.
User avatar #446076 - ImmaAnteater (08/16/2014) [-]
God bless the sniffgod
User avatar #446074 - andyyy (08/16/2014) [-]
sept 5 1996
User avatar #446066 - neglectedobento (08/16/2014) [-]
Jan 20th 1995
User avatar #446049 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
March 15th, 1998
#446055 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
Also if I know this sniffyy right then he's a fag.
User avatar #446261 - sniffyy (08/16/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #446065 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Nah, sniffy is not like dick faggit or fag of any sort, most sane person I know here.
User avatar #446262 - sniffyy (08/16/2014) [-]
im what now?
User avatar #446315 - the one and only (08/17/2014) [-]
You're not crazy, you make sense than most of the people here.
User avatar #446319 - sniffyy (08/17/2014) [-]
lel, oh man how wrong you are. i cant even
User avatar #446323 - the one and only (08/17/2014) [-]
You're the dude with the anime cartoon on the shoulder right?
User avatar #446060 - Rei (08/16/2014) [-]
Sniffyy isn't a fag
User avatar #446071 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
I know a Sniffy but I don't know if it is this Sniffyy.
User avatar #446073 - emukae (08/16/2014) [-]
its probably the same sniffy
#446075 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
Then is fag.
#446078 - spojalec (08/16/2014) [-]
You dare talk about the Sniff god that way?
#446080 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
Ayy lmao.
#446082 - spojalec (08/16/2014) [-]
#446083 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
Attacking a devil with a chipped ass little knife. Woman please.
#446087 - spojalec (08/16/2014) [-]
Except, it's a demon sword.
#446178 - kaelthor (08/16/2014) [-]
At least I don't like like a broody ass motherfucker.
#446048 - johnri (08/16/2014) [-]
May 9, 1996
User avatar #446044 - xxiixx (08/16/2014) [-]
7/14/1995
#446043 - Rei (08/16/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday Sniffyy

04 / 04 / 1992

4th of April, 1992
User avatar #446052 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
You're like the 4th oldest here, cha? Also I hope you're not yelling at the guy playing coh right now, that's not me playing.
User avatar #446263 - sniffyy (08/16/2014) [-]
naw, robert, curtis hoslety and thekame are all just as old/older
User avatar #446054 - Rei (08/16/2014) [-]
I wasn't
User avatar #446059 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough thought you would be. But ye, fourth oldest, cha?
User avatar #446063 - Rei (08/16/2014) [-]
Oldest that replied to this thread.

Salty is oldre then me though.

Other then that I don't know
User avatar #446067 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Chaos is like 32 I think, exaggerating of course but he mentioned he was close to salties age.
User avatar #446137 - Rei (08/16/2014) [-]
yeah I'm older then crazy
User avatar #446142 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Dang.
User avatar #446119 - Rei (08/16/2014) [-]
His profile says 20
User avatar #446069 - Rei (08/16/2014) [-]
crazychaos how old are yee?
User avatar #446136 - crazychaos (08/16/2014) [-]
20 right now, 21 in a week.
#446037 - aamann (08/16/2014) [-]
8 / 11 / 1994
(August 11, 1994)
do u blaze it?
User avatar #446053 - emukae (08/16/2014) [-]
> bring a bong cafe
lel
User avatar #446056 - Rei (08/16/2014) [-]
I like that the druggies hangout and mueseum burnt down
User avatar #446038 - emukae (08/16/2014) [-]
ive tried to blaze it 3 times, but i didn't like it
User avatar #446039 - aamann (08/16/2014) [-]
Good man. Blazing it is for nerds.
User avatar #446042 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
But aren't you a nerd. *gasp* that means you blaze it.
User avatar #446046 - aamann (08/16/2014) [-]
Nah man. I'm not that kinda nerd.
User avatar #446036 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
16/06/1994
User avatar #446095 - cosmicapprentice (08/16/2014) [-]
I thought you were like... 24, but you're two weeks younger than me.
User avatar #446096 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Hehe, I'd be super immature if I was 24 and acting the way I am. Any idea whyyouassumed I was 24? Also salty is the one that's 24
User avatar #446098 - cosmicapprentice (08/16/2014) [-]
Don't know, I don't see you as an immature person though, I know salty is the one that's 24.

Speaking for myself, I think I'll keep on being immature for a good chunk of my life since I compose music and write what could be called "edgy" stuff I've always seen creative people being immature or are considered to be immature , I don't really show anything of what I do though since I get embarrassed pretty easily, even if someone tells me "hey, this is good, keep it up".
User avatar #446099 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough, guess everyone has their own definition of what's childish or immature.
User avatar #446101 - cosmicapprentice (08/16/2014) [-]
For me it's when someone else meddles in others people's business and look down on them like they're not capable of making individual decisions, that's pretty immature for me.
User avatar #446111 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
No wait that wouldn't count I got a strong idea on why I stare him down, hmmm. But I feel I do that anyway.
User avatar #446110 - the one and only (08/16/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie I think I do that sometimes. Yet again only if I feel they've annoyed me, like with mystery kid, lied to me constantly now I just stare him down every time cause idk whether he's telling the truth or not, sooo any lies... Eh still counts.
User avatar #446118 - cosmicapprentice (08/16/2014) [-]
Lies aren't nice, I know some people who are big liars, and whenever they tell me something that I know it's a lie, I just pretend I agree with them or believe what they say when I know they're just trying to give a false impression all along.
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#93 to #92 - emukae (04/10/2014) [-]
oh no 404
User avatar #94 to #93 - yeorgh (04/10/2014) [-]
It got taken down for some reason.
User avatar #96 to #94 - emukae (04/13/2014) [-]
ahhhhh **** ***** , this chapter wasn't as good as the first one i still dig it though, but at least we now know there's going to be more
User avatar #89 - emukae (10/15/2013) [-]
sigcurtis

so i have the drawing done, but because of my crappy phone i had to take about 3 separate shots so you can kinda see how the drawings looked

ill upload them tomorrow on the Shin board
User avatar #90 to #89 - sigcurtis (10/16/2013) [-]
Oh cool, thanks.
Didn't know you were johnny
User avatar #87 - emukae (10/06/2013) [-]
yusay my love
can you put me on the list for Kill La Kill
please and thank you
User avatar #88 to #87 - yusay ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Done.
#80 - burnako (09/30/2013) [-]
I played with the sona skin you gave me on Friday. Thought I'd let you know.
I played with the sona skin you gave me on Friday. Thought I'd let you know.
#81 to #80 - emukae (09/30/2013) [-]
d-did you win
#83 to #82 - emukae (09/30/2013) [-]
im so sorry
#85 to #84 - emukae (09/30/2013) [-]
i go do seppuku now, foreverbye
User avatar #79 to #78 - emukae (09/14/2013) [-]
i-i can die happy now
User avatar #76 - sargentcucumber (08/12/2013) [-]
So I had a long time to add in a few plot twists in the game
How about this: You get attacked by a psychic who inprisons you in some dream realm thing place. In it you get saved by one of your team mates, you continue on, beat the boss and it turns out you've been inprisoned and then you get saved for real and you go redo everything you did after being inprisoned.
User avatar #77 to #76 - emukae (08/16/2013) [-]
that sounds like Ghost N Goblins
its an old Capcom game if you remembered
it feels like a slap in the face to redo everything to get to the ending, so unless you want reactions like that then go for it

my game story
www.funnyjunk.com/user/emukae/49#49

a scrapped one
www.funnyjunk.com/user/emukae/39#39
#74 - yeorgh (08/06/2013) [-]
Did ya read the latest Punpun?
Did ya read the latest Punpun?
User avatar #75 to #74 - emukae (08/10/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #50 - emukae (07/27/2013) [-]
yusay can you put me on the list for Gatchaman Crowds?
thanks
User avatar #51 to #50 - yusay ONLINE (07/27/2013) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #49 - emukae (07/25/2013) [-]
you enter High School and your Older Brother, who is known as the King and the Class President is leaving for College and being Class President means a lot to this school as it means you have power over the students and the school itself

Fall
as Fall is around the corner you meet a girl who is being harassed by the Misfits, you help her out but they vow revenge on you, the girl tells you about how they're trying to be class president to destroy this school and that they're many people like them, trying to drive the school down, she talks how there needs to be a hero to stand up to them and suggest you, since you are the Kings younger brother, you accept her offer as she says if you win she would kiss you

the people trying to be class president
- a Computer Nerd
- a Jock
- a Misfit

Winter
you find the Nerd's hideout the basement of the school you go inside and you meet the nerd boss himself, he tells you his plan of getting revenge on everyone who has bullied him and his kind and the whole boss battle is a Galactica Arcade battle, you defeat him making the competition down to 2

Spring
the Jocks Hideout is in the back of the building, which turns out to be a Training Ground Wasteland, you have to infiltrate the grounds without being caught, after finding the Jock he tells you his plan of turning this whole school into an Army so that they can beat their rivals, you beat him with you having to face the last Competitor the Misfit

Summer
Summer is coming around with the elections coming up, you find the Misfits hideout the Principle Office which is a Post Apocalyptic City full of Anarchy
the Misfit tells you his plan of bringing the school down with no rules, you beat him
with you being the last person entering the poll

as your about to go on stage you meet the girl you saved at the beginning of the game and she tells you everything, she is actually the daughter of the school's principle and the real leader of the Misfits, she tells you how much she hates this school and wants to destroy it after becoming class president and that you were part of her plan to get rid of the other's and her own team to reach her goal

she tells you she admires you and wishes that you would join her but knowing your heroism she immediately declines that path, she also tells you that there will be no epic boss fight since the hero would always win, so she lets the people decides the fate of this school

- you go to class but each classroom in the building is actually a different dimension or location, where you beat the boss of that dimension/location and you try to gain there favor/vote by answering a 50/50 question, the ratio of the questions will determine the ending

there are 8 levels/8 mini bosses and 3 main levels/3 main bosses with a total of 11 levels and 11 bosses
#43 - thatnigger (07/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I've blocked sniffy and I'll block you as well if you don't stop please.
User avatar #44 to #43 - emukae (07/25/2013) [-]
i don't really care but its whatever
User avatar #45 to #44 - thatnigger (07/25/2013) [-]
It's not about that, I just don't want unnecessary mentions. If you're stopping then I've got no problem.
User avatar #46 to #45 - emukae (07/25/2013) [-]
im gonna stop don't worry
ill try to convince the guy too
User avatar #47 to #46 - thatnigger (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't get mentions from him anymore anyway, no need to go out your way.
User avatar #48 to #47 - emukae (07/25/2013) [-]
bleh, like i said its whatever
User avatar #39 - emukae (07/24/2013) [-]
2 countries are currently at their peak of war, both have nuclear warheads, and the slightest commotion between them could set off a nuclear war, both countries have a peace agreement but destruction is soon to come

the MC is an average 11th grader, he prefers everything to be average, ranging from average grades to an average life, he lives by himself with him never knowing his mom, and his dad sending him money every month but other then that, he never met or seen his dad either

one day while walking to school, he takes a short cut through the woods but a gust of wind blows his homework inside a well, knowing if he doesn't get his homework he would go to summer school, so he takes the risk and jumps in the well

the well turns out to be a portal to hell, the demons in hell mistake him thinking he committed suicide, knowing he doesn't belong here he takes a train to see the king
while in the train he meets 7 other passengers, one of them being an assistant teacher at his school, who mysteriously vanish

the train takes him and the 7 to see the king, after hearing the MC plea for help, he helps him but with 2 condition's
1 - infiltrate heaven and steal there secrets
the second condition he doesn't tell the MC until he comes back
not knowing if he should accept or not, the MC ends up accepting his deal and the other 7 passengers also get a deal of which they have to help out the MC and protect him of which they agree too

they find a ladder to heaven but are immediately caught, screwing the mission the MC and his party try to fight their way out of heaven, close to escaping they meet God
who tells them everything, he tells them that the MC is actually a direct heir to Satan and that the assistant teacher is actually his daughter
User avatar #40 to #39 - emukae (07/24/2013) [-]
as it turns out she doesn't know she was God's daughter, he also reveals that they both share the same mother making them half siblings, confused and angry the MC and his party defeat God, but heaven rumbles and is destroyed with them barely escaping

the MC goes back to hell to get answers but words get out that the heir of Satan is part human and a riot breaks out making hell look like well..hell

as it turns out Satan's other children his other half siblings, and the 7 sins were angry and started the riot, since they were all planning to be the next king and having another heir would mean more competition

after defeating 6 of the sins, the last sin Wrath kills the king in front of the MC, he tells the MC that the king was gonna have the MC be the next king the 2nd condition after fighting and beating Wrath the MC is now the king of hell but he denies the crown as it would ruin his philosophy of being average

hell is too destroyed but before the MC and his party can escape a giant flash of white engulfs them, they then meet the origin of life, he tells the MC that he created the universe and God and Satan and everything is planned out in the smallest detail, with the MC supposed to take the crown and be the new king of hell and a chain of events leading the 2 countries above causing a nuclear war killing mass amount of people, after hearing this the MC is even more angered that his whole life and destiny would mean he couldn't live his average life, the MC and his party fights the Origin and is at the point of whether to kill him or let him live
User avatar #41 to #40 - emukae (07/24/2013) [-]
live - the MC lets the Origin live and accepts his destiny, he takes the crown and a nuclear holocaust destroys most of the planet but life is still good people have became more peaceful especially the 2 countries and the MC lives happily as king of Hell and his half sister being the new queen of Heaven

kill - the MC kills the Origin and everything implodes, the MC wakes up with his half sister in a remote forest, they seem to be the only human life left, the sister leaves to find food and finds an apple, indicating they are the new Adam and Eve
User avatar #42 to #41 - emukae (07/25/2013) [-]
the party ~

The Teacher Assistant - a 23 year old women who mysteriously vanished, her past is no concern but she is the daughter of God

The Robot - a robot made by one of the countries at war, she is an old model and was disposed of, she questions why she is in hell for she is not a living being and like most robots, questions about life

The Arson - an 19 year old arson victim and pyromaniac he solves his trauma by ironically, setting houses on fire, he accidentally burns himself and dies from his wounds in the hospital

The Biker - a 33 year old street brawler and a member of a biker gang, after the Bosses wife claims he raped her he is soon murdered by the gang

The Policewomen - a 25 year old Policewomen who is also a serial killer, she kills people who she deems to be guilty believing what she is doing is heroic, she dies from gunshot wounds while being on patrol

the Con-Man - a 18 year old Con-Man who looks like a girl, he would dress like a hooker pretending to be a girl and beat up people right when they hand him the money, he dies when a guy stabs him after finding out he was a boy

The Psychic - an 17 year old and bully victim, he learns how to use Psychic and has supernatural powers to beat up his bullies, he kills one by accident and commits suicide, out of everyone he is the closest to the MC
#21 - asukalangelysoryu (07/06/2013) [-]
I forgot who you really were.
Mind enlightening me?
#22 to #21 - emukae (07/06/2013) [-]
huh i was about to ask you the same on your profile
im hewenttojareds, the bird guy if you remembered at least that

thank you for the friend request and i hope you take care of me in the future

reverse question on you, are you an alt?
#23 to #22 - asukalangelysoryu (07/06/2013) [-]
So I was right.
Hello there.

Yes, I'm a perm now, since I deleted my main for a stupid reason.
I'm levidaspartan, or better known as eyemthestrongest.
User avatar #24 to #23 - emukae (07/06/2013) [-]
yeah i remembered the reason i was kinda there
and hello its been a while, since i left the skype group chat
im back in it now
#25 to #24 - asukalangelysoryu (07/06/2013) [-]
I see.
I kind of have a certain way of remembering your name.
User avatar #26 to #25 - emukae (07/06/2013) [-]
care to tell me your certain ways
User avatar #27 to #26 - asukalangelysoryu (07/06/2013) [-]
Ya didn't get it?
Have you seen or read The Outsiders?
User avatar #28 to #27 - emukae (07/06/2013) [-]
the comic book?
User avatar #29 to #28 - asukalangelysoryu (07/06/2013) [-]
Nah.
But anyways, the guy in the picture up there's name is Johnny.
User avatar #30 to #29 - emukae (07/06/2013) [-]
will you look at that, its true
User avatar #31 to #30 - asukalangelysoryu (07/06/2013) [-]
But yeah.
His name is Johnny, and your's is Johnny.
Helps me remember.
#14 - burnako (06/30/2013) [-]
brb thumbing you up.
#15 to #14 - burnako (06/30/2013) [-]
All done. Congrats on being level 53.
#16 to #15 - burnako (06/30/2013) [-]
Actually wait, It's 62 now. Guess fj wasn't fast enough to register the thumbs when I first looked at it.
#17 to #16 - emukae (06/30/2013) [-]
thanks love
your're a great friend
User avatar #3 - jettom ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
who
User avatar #4 to #3 - emukae (05/07/2013) [-]
hewenttojareds
User avatar #5 to #4 - jettom ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
THE GUY THAT ENJOYS PEPSI!
CHOKE ON POISON!
User avatar #6 to #5 - emukae (05/07/2013) [-]
how the **** do you remember that

go **** yourself PEPSI 5EVER
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User avatar #12 to #10 - emukae (05/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #6 - jettom ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I will **** myself in the ass and you will eat the cum-stained **** I **** afterwards.
User avatar #8 to #7 - emukae (05/07/2013) [-]
i will enjoy that because i will wash it down with delicious Pepsi
User avatar #9 to #8 - jettom ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
MY **** IS 80% CONCENTRATED COCA COLA!
User avatar #11 to #9 - emukae (05/07/2013) [-]
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? DO YOU DRINK YOUR OWN **** ?

ARE YOU SAYING COCA COLA IS THE SAME EQUIVALENT TO ****
#13 to #11 - jettom ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
I'M SAYING MY 						****					 IS EQUIVALENT TO COCA COLA!    
I HAVE MADE IT THIS WAY BY MAKING SURE I CONSUME 3 LITERS COLA EVERY DAY SO THAT MY 						****					 IS NOTHING BUT CONCENTRATED COLA. THIS WAY I CAN DRINK THE ASS FLUIDS WHEN I'M OUT OF COLA! I DECEIVED THE SYSTEM!   
THE REMAINING 20% IS ALCOHOL!   
IT'S LIKE RUM!
I'M SAYING MY **** IS EQUIVALENT TO COCA COLA!
I HAVE MADE IT THIS WAY BY MAKING SURE I CONSUME 3 LITERS COLA EVERY DAY SO THAT MY **** IS NOTHING BUT CONCENTRATED COLA. THIS WAY I CAN DRINK THE ASS FLUIDS WHEN I'M OUT OF COLA! I DECEIVED THE SYSTEM!
THE REMAINING 20% IS ALCOHOL!
IT'S LIKE RUM!
#1 - kumagawa (02/11/2013) [-]
u stinky sack of poo
#2 to #1 - emukae (02/11/2013) [-]
omg fok off lozer
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