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#36 - I have only been paying attention to college hoops since about…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Epic Beard +1
#38 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
Here's what you've been missing
User avatar #39 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Nope, I remember watching that. It was...special.
#34 - *checks Wikipedia* Hmm, I guess he did go to Kentucky…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Epic Beard +1
User avatar #35 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
He was the Patrick Sparx/Rondo squad that lost out to Michigan State in the elite 8, the famous "foot was on the 3 pt line" shot
User avatar #36 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
I have only been paying attention to college hoops since about '08, sorry.
#38 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
Here's what you've been missing
User avatar #39 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Nope, I remember watching that. It was...special.
#32 - touche sir  [+] (6 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Epic Beard +1
User avatar #33 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
And you put a pic of Rondo, lookin gay without knowing I'm a UK fan.....we are evenly matched.
User avatar #34 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
*checks Wikipedia*

Hmm, I guess he did go to Kentucky. Geaux Tigers.
User avatar #35 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
He was the Patrick Sparx/Rondo squad that lost out to Michigan State in the elite 8, the famous "foot was on the 3 pt line" shot
User avatar #36 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
I have only been paying attention to college hoops since about '08, sorry.
#38 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
Here's what you've been missing
User avatar #39 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Nope, I remember watching that. It was...special.
#30 - WHO DAT  [+] (8 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Epic Beard +2
#31 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
#32 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
touche sir
User avatar #33 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
And you put a pic of Rondo, lookin gay without knowing I'm a UK fan.....we are evenly matched.
User avatar #34 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
*checks Wikipedia*

Hmm, I guess he did go to Kentucky. Geaux Tigers.
User avatar #35 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
He was the Patrick Sparx/Rondo squad that lost out to Michigan State in the elite 8, the famous "foot was on the 3 pt line" shot
User avatar #36 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
I have only been paying attention to college hoops since about '08, sorry.
#38 - scotlandhome (09/06/2013) [-]
Here's what you've been missing
User avatar #39 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Nope, I remember watching that. It was...special.
#29 - I've met Matt Forte, it's not that big of a surprise that some… 09/06/2013 on Epic Beard +1
#59 - I can see that being reasonable for a military academy, the wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on Slight Inconvenience 0
User avatar #62 - sketchE (09/06/2013) [-]
i was just basing the TCU part on one of my battle buddies from LDAC. at NMMI i got in trouble for looking over my girlfriends homework with her standing just inside the door. i also almost got in trouble because i was holding her outside my room. it was one of the cool TLAs though
#57 - they suspended a football player for having sex  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Slight Inconvenience 0
User avatar #58 - sketchE (09/06/2013) [-]
sounds about right. but when you name a school after brigham young it makes sense. NMMI kicked multiple people out of the school for it
User avatar #59 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
I can see that being reasonable for a military academy, the whole point is that there aren't supposed to be distractions, but I doubt they would get a chance at a movie night like that. As for TCU, I stayed a night at a fraternity house there, basically the "Christian University" bit doesn't have much to do with anything. My bet is that this post is from BYU.
User avatar #62 - sketchE (09/06/2013) [-]
i was just basing the TCU part on one of my battle buddies from LDAC. at NMMI i got in trouble for looking over my girlfriends homework with her standing just inside the door. i also almost got in trouble because i was holding her outside my room. it was one of the cool TLAs though
#55 - BYU probably  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Slight Inconvenience 0
User avatar #56 - sketchE (09/06/2013) [-]
forgot about them. my neighbor in utah said they were really strict. like guys cant have earrings
User avatar #57 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
they suspended a football player for having sex
User avatar #58 - sketchE (09/06/2013) [-]
sounds about right. but when you name a school after brigham young it makes sense. NMMI kicked multiple people out of the school for it
User avatar #59 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
I can see that being reasonable for a military academy, the whole point is that there aren't supposed to be distractions, but I doubt they would get a chance at a movie night like that. As for TCU, I stayed a night at a fraternity house there, basically the "Christian University" bit doesn't have much to do with anything. My bet is that this post is from BYU.
User avatar #62 - sketchE (09/06/2013) [-]
i was just basing the TCU part on one of my battle buddies from LDAC. at NMMI i got in trouble for looking over my girlfriends homework with her standing just inside the door. i also almost got in trouble because i was holding her outside my room. it was one of the cool TLAs though
#121 - Came in from Glacier, Montana. Headed through Calgary then acr… 09/06/2013 on Brief Canadian history 0
#119 - Sadly I live in Denver and don't have too many opportunities t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Brief Canadian history 0
User avatar #120 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I wish I could go to Denver, or any other place than Canada. Not too sure where you drove into from, but if you drove into Alberta from my province, I'll take a guess that you saw nothing but flat fields for a long time. Saskatchewan btw
User avatar #121 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Came in from Glacier, Montana. Headed through Calgary then across Banff and Jasper to Vancouver.
#116 - Did get some donuts the next day, honey-glazed. Were glorious.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Brief Canadian history 0
User avatar #118 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Maple dipped donuts are great as well, and during seasonal events like Christmas they'll have themed donuts going on, like during february they had a donut with white icing and like red and pink swirls on top with those hot red heart-shaped candies. Shits dope yo.

Only downside is that when it's warm outside all the injins fill it up to the point where the line is out the door.
User avatar #119 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Sadly I live in Denver and don't have too many opportunities to drop by. Canada is awesome, by the way.
User avatar #120 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I wish I could go to Denver, or any other place than Canada. Not too sure where you drove into from, but if you drove into Alberta from my province, I'll take a guess that you saw nothing but flat fields for a long time. Saskatchewan btw
User avatar #121 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Came in from Glacier, Montana. Headed through Calgary then across Banff and Jasper to Vancouver.
#257 - something something dicks and ceiling fans  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on The shirt should be XL right? +2
User avatar #258 - walcorn (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah
Luckily the Ceiling Fan is in the room next door.
I really dodged a bullet there.
#114 - Not a coffee guy, but the turkey club was the best fast food s…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Brief Canadian history 0
User avatar #115 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah man it's fucking delicious. BTW it's a coffee shop, not too sure if that's exactly considered "fast food" but yeah their food is really good along with the donuts. Although if you ever do go there again and order a half-dozen or dozen donuts, SPECIFY which ones, otherwise they WILL give you the ones that have been sitting there the longest and the ones that nobody likes, such as fritters and those fucked up weird asymetrical shapes, in fact you'll rarely find an actual donut in a dozen or half dozen unless you specify which ones.
User avatar #116 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Did get some donuts the next day, honey-glazed. Were glorious.
User avatar #118 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Maple dipped donuts are great as well, and during seasonal events like Christmas they'll have themed donuts going on, like during february they had a donut with white icing and like red and pink swirls on top with those hot red heart-shaped candies. Shits dope yo.

Only downside is that when it's warm outside all the injins fill it up to the point where the line is out the door.
User avatar #119 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Sadly I live in Denver and don't have too many opportunities to drop by. Canada is awesome, by the way.
User avatar #120 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I wish I could go to Denver, or any other place than Canada. Not too sure where you drove into from, but if you drove into Alberta from my province, I'll take a guess that you saw nothing but flat fields for a long time. Saskatchewan btw
User avatar #121 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Came in from Glacier, Montana. Headed through Calgary then across Banff and Jasper to Vancouver.
#111 - idk, had no idea what the place was. (I honestly had assumed b…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Brief Canadian history 0
User avatar #113 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Are you complimenting timmie's? Lol I've got one close to my high school and during lunch during winter we just walk there and damn their English Toffee or French Vanilla is delicious.
User avatar #114 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Not a coffee guy, but the turkey club was the best fast food sandwich I've ever had
User avatar #115 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah man it's fucking delicious. BTW it's a coffee shop, not too sure if that's exactly considered "fast food" but yeah their food is really good along with the donuts. Although if you ever do go there again and order a half-dozen or dozen donuts, SPECIFY which ones, otherwise they WILL give you the ones that have been sitting there the longest and the ones that nobody likes, such as fritters and those fucked up weird asymetrical shapes, in fact you'll rarely find an actual donut in a dozen or half dozen unless you specify which ones.
User avatar #116 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Did get some donuts the next day, honey-glazed. Were glorious.
User avatar #118 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Maple dipped donuts are great as well, and during seasonal events like Christmas they'll have themed donuts going on, like during february they had a donut with white icing and like red and pink swirls on top with those hot red heart-shaped candies. Shits dope yo.

Only downside is that when it's warm outside all the injins fill it up to the point where the line is out the door.
User avatar #119 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Sadly I live in Denver and don't have too many opportunities to drop by. Canada is awesome, by the way.
User avatar #120 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I wish I could go to Denver, or any other place than Canada. Not too sure where you drove into from, but if you drove into Alberta from my province, I'll take a guess that you saw nothing but flat fields for a long time. Saskatchewan btw
User avatar #121 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Came in from Glacier, Montana. Headed through Calgary then across Banff and Jasper to Vancouver.
#108 - Driving into Alberta, stop at this place because the Internet …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Brief Canadian history 0
User avatar #109 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Should asked for some curry man. I once asked for a Double Curry and she said "what" in an east indian accent and then I said "One double double please" then drove up with the cockiest smile ever and said "Thanks! Have a great day!"

Mofo's can't say shit because I'll be joining the army (not to be a hero, but for the benefits.)
User avatar #111 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
idk, had no idea what the place was. (I honestly had assumed before the trip that it was a grocery store.) It just made me realize how spectacularly awful American fast food is.
User avatar #113 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Are you complimenting timmie's? Lol I've got one close to my high school and during lunch during winter we just walk there and damn their English Toffee or French Vanilla is delicious.
User avatar #114 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Not a coffee guy, but the turkey club was the best fast food sandwich I've ever had
User avatar #115 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah man it's fucking delicious. BTW it's a coffee shop, not too sure if that's exactly considered "fast food" but yeah their food is really good along with the donuts. Although if you ever do go there again and order a half-dozen or dozen donuts, SPECIFY which ones, otherwise they WILL give you the ones that have been sitting there the longest and the ones that nobody likes, such as fritters and those fucked up weird asymetrical shapes, in fact you'll rarely find an actual donut in a dozen or half dozen unless you specify which ones.
User avatar #116 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Did get some donuts the next day, honey-glazed. Were glorious.
User avatar #118 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Maple dipped donuts are great as well, and during seasonal events like Christmas they'll have themed donuts going on, like during february they had a donut with white icing and like red and pink swirls on top with those hot red heart-shaped candies. Shits dope yo.

Only downside is that when it's warm outside all the injins fill it up to the point where the line is out the door.
User avatar #119 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Sadly I live in Denver and don't have too many opportunities to drop by. Canada is awesome, by the way.
User avatar #120 - heraske (09/06/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I wish I could go to Denver, or any other place than Canada. Not too sure where you drove into from, but if you drove into Alberta from my province, I'll take a guess that you saw nothing but flat fields for a long time. Saskatchewan btw
User avatar #121 - emrakul (09/06/2013) [-]
Came in from Glacier, Montana. Headed through Calgary then across Banff and Jasper to Vancouver.
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#11 - Space travel. The water forms a free-floating globe in zero-g,… 08/26/2013 on Science 0
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User avatar #3 - Capinahab (10/10/2012) [-]
Im in your profile tearing your aeons.
#4 to #3 - emrakul (10/10/2012) [-]
That's not very nice
User avatar #1 - homelesspeople (10/07/2012) [-]
I have made the first comment ever on your profile, you should feel content.
User avatar #2 to #1 - emrakul (10/07/2012) [-]
Indeed.
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