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#36 - my author is not terribly good at writing, apparently 01/23/2013 on Life is a story in a book +3
#72 - Why thank you sir, we try. 01/23/2013 on Found this today on The... +1
#83 - Restaurant at the End of the Universe (2nd book) is best one 01/23/2013 on Dont Panic +3
#82 - I have read the books. The movie was still pretty good tho. 01/23/2013 on Dont Panic +2
#194 - I never liked the guy myself, the real problem is that we neve… 01/22/2013 on It may help if you are in... 0
#98 - OH YEAH? WELL...oh yeah...well....'sob' 01/22/2013 on It may help if you are in... +3
#259 - It is currently that way, but plates change direction (relativ…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on The Future 0
User avatar #261 - cleverguy (01/22/2013) [-]
ok that makes sense, thank you
#22 - stfu 01/20/2013 on Good -6
#59 - Obviously, Shadowfax is best pony  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on If it's on a sign, it must... +4
User avatar #74 - angelmatvey (01/19/2013) [-]
FUCK SHADOWFAX
BILL IS BEST PONY
#262 - How about no. 01/19/2013 on 18 hours +9
#73 - Maybe she's responding to our stereotype of her...? 01/15/2013 on Provocative Men +1
#7 - So it would seem.... 01/12/2013 on that's why they moan +2
#31 - TAKE THE BLOODY SHOT! 01/12/2013 on TAKE THE SHOT! +15
#279 - Anons being clever, that would be a nice change 01/09/2013 on Pranksters +2
#119 - Beautiful, sir 01/08/2013 on Wow +1
#1195 - Still counts! 01/08/2013 on Umbra +1
#1194 - This...is not good 01/08/2013 on Umbra +4
#194 - Mycosynth lattice and bludgeon brawl to equip Nicol Bolas, Pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on amazing 16bit swamp gif 0
#275 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
99/99 trample damage coming your way. Can only be blocked by three or more creatures.
#185 - Nope, but Emrakul is a really dumb card... 15 colorle…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on amazing 16bit swamp gif 0
#192 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
I have the perfect counter... BFM
User avatar #194 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Mycosynth lattice and bludgeon brawl to equip Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker on Nicol Bolas and hit you for 15
#275 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
99/99 trample damage coming your way. Can only be blocked by three or more creatures.
#182 - Is that a colored spell I see? Shame...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2013 on amazing 16bit swamp gif 0
#183 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
All counters are colored. Unless they changed that since i stopped playing.
#185 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Nope, but Emrakul is a really dumb card...

15 colorless 15/15 flying,
cannot be countered, protection from colored spells,
when you cast it, time walk,
when it attacks you sacrifice 6 permanents.

It's the dumbest most ridiculously unnecessary card, I'm amazed they even got all that in the text box. Also, it looks like the flying spaghetti monster.
#192 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
I have the perfect counter... BFM
User avatar #194 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Mycosynth lattice and bludgeon brawl to equip Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker on Nicol Bolas and hit you for 15
#275 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
99/99 trample damage coming your way. Can only be blocked by three or more creatures.
#175 - But I know something that you do not...I cannot be countered! …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2013 on amazing 16bit swamp gif 0
#178 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap one black and one blue. But you can be disintegrated.
User avatar #182 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Is that a colored spell I see? Shame...
#183 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
All counters are colored. Unless they changed that since i stopped playing.
#185 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Nope, but Emrakul is a really dumb card...

15 colorless 15/15 flying,
cannot be countered, protection from colored spells,
when you cast it, time walk,
when it attacks you sacrifice 6 permanents.

It's the dumbest most ridiculously unnecessary card, I'm amazed they even got all that in the text box. Also, it looks like the flying spaghetti monster.
#192 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
I have the perfect counter... BFM
User avatar #194 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Mycosynth lattice and bludgeon brawl to equip Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker on Nicol Bolas and hit you for 15
#275 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
99/99 trample damage coming your way. Can only be blocked by three or more creatures.
#167 - FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU CANNOT SIMPLY COUNTER THE ALMIGHTY EMRAK…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/08/2013 on amazing 16bit swamp gif 0
#173 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap two MORE blue. Yes I do. This is all this deck does. You either lose by running out of cards to draw or you lose by ragequit.
User avatar #175 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
But I know something that you do not...I cannot be countered! Mwahahahaa
#178 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap one black and one blue. But you can be disintegrated.
User avatar #182 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Is that a colored spell I see? Shame...
#183 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
All counters are colored. Unless they changed that since i stopped playing.
#185 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Nope, but Emrakul is a really dumb card...

15 colorless 15/15 flying,
cannot be countered, protection from colored spells,
when you cast it, time walk,
when it attacks you sacrifice 6 permanents.

It's the dumbest most ridiculously unnecessary card, I'm amazed they even got all that in the text box. Also, it looks like the flying spaghetti monster.
#192 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
I have the perfect counter... BFM
User avatar #194 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Mycosynth lattice and bludgeon brawl to equip Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker on Nicol Bolas and hit you for 15
#275 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
99/99 trample damage coming your way. Can only be blocked by three or more creatures.
#160 - Not to Emrakul you don't  [+] (11 new replies) 01/08/2013 on amazing 16bit swamp gif 0
#162 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap two more blue. Yes i do.
User avatar #167 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU CANNOT SIMPLY COUNTER THE ALMIGHTY EMRAKUL, LORD OF TIME!
#173 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap two MORE blue. Yes I do. This is all this deck does. You either lose by running out of cards to draw or you lose by ragequit.
User avatar #175 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
But I know something that you do not...I cannot be countered! Mwahahahaa
#178 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap one black and one blue. But you can be disintegrated.
User avatar #182 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Is that a colored spell I see? Shame...
#183 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
All counters are colored. Unless they changed that since i stopped playing.
#185 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Nope, but Emrakul is a really dumb card...

15 colorless 15/15 flying,
cannot be countered, protection from colored spells,
when you cast it, time walk,
when it attacks you sacrifice 6 permanents.

It's the dumbest most ridiculously unnecessary card, I'm amazed they even got all that in the text box. Also, it looks like the flying spaghetti monster.
#192 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
I have the perfect counter... BFM
User avatar #194 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Mycosynth lattice and bludgeon brawl to equip Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker on Nicol Bolas and hit you for 15
#275 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
99/99 trample damage coming your way. Can only be blocked by three or more creatures.
#123 - Picture 01/08/2013 on Nope.Nope.Nope 0
#154 - Except for blue. Screw blue.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/08/2013 on amazing 16bit swamp gif 0
#159 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap two blue. No you dont.
User avatar #160 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Not to Emrakul you don't
#162 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap two more blue. Yes i do.
User avatar #167 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU CANNOT SIMPLY COUNTER THE ALMIGHTY EMRAKUL, LORD OF TIME!
#173 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap two MORE blue. Yes I do. This is all this deck does. You either lose by running out of cards to draw or you lose by ragequit.
User avatar #175 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
But I know something that you do not...I cannot be countered! Mwahahahaa
#178 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
Tap one black and one blue. But you can be disintegrated.
User avatar #182 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Is that a colored spell I see? Shame...
#183 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
All counters are colored. Unless they changed that since i stopped playing.
#185 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Nope, but Emrakul is a really dumb card...

15 colorless 15/15 flying,
cannot be countered, protection from colored spells,
when you cast it, time walk,
when it attacks you sacrifice 6 permanents.

It's the dumbest most ridiculously unnecessary card, I'm amazed they even got all that in the text box. Also, it looks like the flying spaghetti monster.
#192 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
I have the perfect counter... BFM
User avatar #194 - emrakul (01/08/2013) [-]
Mycosynth lattice and bludgeon brawl to equip Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker on Nicol Bolas and hit you for 15
#275 - saeuruk (01/08/2013) [-]
99/99 trample damage coming your way. Can only be blocked by three or more creatures.
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User avatar #3 - Capinahab (10/10/2012) [-]
Im in your profile tearing your aeons.
#4 to #3 - emrakul (10/10/2012) [-]
That's not very nice
User avatar #1 - homelesspeople (10/07/2012) [-]
I have made the first comment ever on your profile, you should feel content.
User avatar #2 to #1 - emrakul (10/07/2012) [-]
Indeed.
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