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Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
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- Never heard that name, can't say for sure. Describe?
thou kick the ball into the air and a team mucca must then kick the ball whilst it is in the air and score a goal. there must be the same amount of goals as there are letter in the word " red arse". once this has been achieved, the player in goal at the time of the winning shot receives a shot to the arse from every player involved, wherein he must not flinch. for each shot on target, a following shot can be taken from a closer range, until the player is so close that it is essentially from his foot to the players arse.
I have a game to teach mine friends.
I have no idea what hes talking about either but i'm guessing its a game were you throw/kick something at someones ass.
Idk, only a guess
Group of kids get a tennis ball and go to a large wall. kid with ball throws ball off wall (over a specific height, throwing under the height multiple times incurs a penalty) and other kids have to catch it. If they catch it the person who threw it gets a letter (to spell REDASS). If a ball touches a kid (leg. arm, hand etc) and they fail to hold on to it before it touches the floor, they must run and touch the wall before some1 else gets the ball and throws it at the wall. If the ball makes it to teh wall before the kid it touched, the kid also gets a letter.
Point of the game is to avoid getting letters because once some1 gets REDASS or ARSE they must stand bent over at the wall while the kids get a choice of being able to whip the ball one time from a close distance or 3 times from a farther distance(predetermined ofcourse) at their bewty (hence the name)
aah wat a game i havent played in so long.. takes me back
Can be applied in a number of games involving a football
Heads and Volleys, Crossbar challenge etc...
Basically, the loser has to stand against a wall and bend over, like so in the .gif, then the winner/s get 3 shots to blast the ball at the losers arse as hard as they can.
Usually done bare arsed for added pain, hope this answers your question
hey just going from the term redarse im assuming it the game where very one lines up at a wall and some one kicks the ball at the group of people with their backs turned tryign to hit there butt
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- No problem.
Oh and 1 more thing.. how is the candybrand skittles connected to this all?
Tray-Tray had a bag of skittles and a can of Arizona watermelon (no, I'm not making it up) juice/tea with him. Both of which are used to make a drug called "purple drank" that the little black angel on earth used to use and might have sold.
The lesson is: don't bring skittles to a gunfight.
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