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|#337 - FOR NOW....MUWAHAHAHAH [+] (19 new replies)||06/04/2013 on The Last 5 minutes of Game...||0|
#338 - Sethorein (06/04/2013) [-]
Just imagining the final episode. Joffrey sitting in his throne upon the deathstar launches an ICBM that kills everyone you could possibly love...
He laughs annoyingly as he figured himself the only one left alive at the series closing... Then tyrion jumps from behind his throne, pricks his throat and promptly walks out of the room to see if he can find some decent wine.
|#257 - In other words, behave to the best of your ability as though u… [+] (1 new reply)||05/27/2013 on become a viking today||0|
|#194 - >implying that even if it doesn't, we're still all better o… [+] (4 new replies)||05/27/2013 on become a viking today||0|
#252 - songemot (05/27/2013) [-]
The problem is applying this to the above quote. Who says what a "good life" is? There's no objective standard separating the virtuous from the immoral. How can you call a god (or anyone) just or unjust simply because they happen to agree or disagree with your subjective moral standards?
#253 - ctenop (05/27/2013) [-]
Kinda like the Euthyphro dilemma, but without a God. Treat others as you want to be treated isn't 100%, as others may not want to be treated that way. Basically, try and be kind, and most of all try and make people happy. Don't do what you know in your heart is wrong. Uphold your values, and try and be happy as well
|#50 - Judging from the backstory quality of the past few years, I co…||05/27/2013 on srsly||0|
|#23 - Would you suggest that the problems we have are greater in sca… [+] (1 new reply)||05/19/2013 on Books: expectation vs reality||+6|
#56 - infinitereaper (05/19/2013) [-]
You know what, I don't care anymore. All I've ever wanted was to contribute to the world and make it a better place. Maybe I'm bitter because I've nothing but bad luck and a hellish existence, but I'm not wrong. I know what I'm talking about here. Rare? Even if the ratio is the same the amount of people suffering has increased. We aren't much better off, in fact, history repeats itself except now its not just one meadow being chopped down or one factory polluting the planet but metric tons and acres. The consequences of our actions are only increasing.
Fine. You optimists who don't know the meaning of true torture can think whatever you want and make me feel like shit. I'm not going to try to argue the truth.
Don't worry. I'm just full of shit. The future will be perfectly peachy. I welcome it. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. That's the way it always is with human beings. everything is just fine and dandy.
|#34 - ouch||05/15/2013 on True||+2|
|#55 - no problem man||05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty||+1|
|#50 - "just like when a player hits the post during the match h… [+] (2 new replies)||05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty||0|
|#47 - right, but only in the case of a penalty kick, at basically an… [+] (4 new replies)||05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty||+1|
|#39 - also not true [+] (6 new replies)||05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty||0|
#45 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh sod it. Law 14 of the FIFA states that the player who puts the ball into play (by taking a penalty) is not allowed to touch the ball before another player hits the ball. Therefore if one takes a penalty and hits the post he is not allowed to touch it again.
However if the penalty hits the goalkeeper it hit another player and therefore he is allowed to score it.
And if you don't believe me look it up (or ask Stefanovic.. he's a ref)
|#16 - UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN!||05/11/2013 on Batman||+2|
|#48 - Not to mention even freaking Avatar TLA had one for no apparen…||05/09/2013 on Anime Logic Comp||+1|
|#6 - Is it bad if I still don't? [+] (1 new reply)||05/07/2013 on Let's Rin it up||0|
|#8 - Then you will have my permission to die.||05/07/2013 on How Bad Do You Want It?||0|
|#73 - It did have wings, but they fall off before the molting proces…||05/07/2013 on Metamorphosis time laps||+6|
|#15 - Or something like that||05/07/2013 on Obama||+1|
|#82 - I'm a Catholic and I think that this outlines a perfectly vali…||05/06/2013 on Godless Morals||0|
|#7 - Making her white, of course||05/06/2013 on Photoshop Level : Asian||0|
|#34 - For all we know about the next block, it might be.||05/06/2013 on "Heart of the cards my ass"||0|
|#263 - The Brutal Criminal. How...unique.||05/05/2013 on Super Villain Name||0|
|#3 - Suggestion||05/05/2013 on Frankie Boyle||0|
|#22 - Indeed. [+] (2 new replies)||05/05/2013 on "Heart of the cards my ass"||0|
|#30 - Something...does not compute||05/05/2013 on MFW||0|
|#66 - In other news, psychotic jilted girlfriends everywhere have di… [+] (1 new reply)||05/05/2013 on no more surprise butsex||+9|
|#22 - I Murcia all the time.||05/05/2013 on Do you even 'Murcia?||+4|