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#330 - If you're bringing it to a tournament, sure. Just load up your… 03/13/2014 on Title 0
#323 - yup. and you need closer to 180 to make it work. ulamog or koz… 03/12/2014 on Title 0
#306 - I didn't say it was practical lol  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #307 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
Well, whatever. XD
#322 - +1 for the creative insult. 03/12/2014 on Real Talk With Tumblr 0
#273 - lol. The best win combo, however, is simple: play Battle of Wi…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #324 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
Also Spawnsire Only Works out Of sideboard
User avatar #330 - emrakul (03/13/2014) [-]
If you're bringing it to a tournament, sure. Just load up your board with enough ulamogs to wipe their board and you're good to go.
User avatar #321 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
80 Emrakuls Would Cost Like $4000. Holy shit.
User avatar #323 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
yup. and you need closer to 180 to make it work. ulamog or kozilek will work as well, but it's just less fun that way.
User avatar #304 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
You think Ive got that many copies of Emrakul? XD
User avatar #306 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
I didn't say it was practical lol
User avatar #307 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
Well, whatever. XD
#267 - You awful person. I like you. However, the real OP use for Pri…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #270 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
After you have around 20+ lands, play Howl of the night pack. c;
User avatar #273 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
lol. The best win combo, however, is simple: play Battle of Wits, then play Spawnsire of Ulamog and use his ability, find 180 copies of Emrakul, the Aeons Torn and play them. They all legend rule each other, then shuffle themselves into your deck, then you win with Battle of Wits in a 60-card deck.
User avatar #324 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
Also Spawnsire Only Works out Of sideboard
User avatar #330 - emrakul (03/13/2014) [-]
If you're bringing it to a tournament, sure. Just load up your board with enough ulamogs to wipe their board and you're good to go.
User avatar #321 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
80 Emrakuls Would Cost Like $4000. Holy shit.
User avatar #323 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
yup. and you need closer to 180 to make it work. ulamog or kozilek will work as well, but it's just less fun that way.
User avatar #304 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
You think Ive got that many copies of Emrakul? XD
User avatar #306 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
I didn't say it was practical lol
User avatar #307 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
Well, whatever. XD
#263 - Yeah, he was pretty good, but blue had the least use for an OP…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #264 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
I love Primeval, its amazing ramp for decks using Eldrazi creatures.
User avatar #320 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
Primeval And Sun Titan Are fantastic
User avatar #267 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
You awful person. I like you. However, the real OP use for Primeval is to find an Inkmoth Nexus and a Kessig Wolf Run.
User avatar #270 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
After you have around 20+ lands, play Howl of the night pack. c;
User avatar #273 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
lol. The best win combo, however, is simple: play Battle of Wits, then play Spawnsire of Ulamog and use his ability, find 180 copies of Emrakul, the Aeons Torn and play them. They all legend rule each other, then shuffle themselves into your deck, then you win with Battle of Wits in a 60-card deck.
User avatar #324 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
Also Spawnsire Only Works out Of sideboard
User avatar #330 - emrakul (03/13/2014) [-]
If you're bringing it to a tournament, sure. Just load up your board with enough ulamogs to wipe their board and you're good to go.
User avatar #321 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
80 Emrakuls Would Cost Like $4000. Holy shit.
User avatar #323 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
yup. and you need closer to 180 to make it work. ulamog or kozilek will work as well, but it's just less fun that way.
User avatar #304 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
You think Ive got that many copies of Emrakul? XD
User avatar #306 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
I didn't say it was practical lol
User avatar #307 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
Well, whatever. XD
#259 - It's Frost Titan, the blue one of a set of 6-mana mythic giant…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Title 0
User avatar #261 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE BLUE TITAN WAS. I forgot a while back, and I could never name them off because I forgot about him.
User avatar #263 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was pretty good, but blue had the least use for an OP six-drop, so he kinda got ignored. Shame, Frosty is pretty amazing.
User avatar #264 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
I love Primeval, its amazing ramp for decks using Eldrazi creatures.
User avatar #320 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
Primeval And Sun Titan Are fantastic
User avatar #267 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
You awful person. I like you. However, the real OP use for Primeval is to find an Inkmoth Nexus and a Kessig Wolf Run.
User avatar #270 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
After you have around 20+ lands, play Howl of the night pack. c;
User avatar #273 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
lol. The best win combo, however, is simple: play Battle of Wits, then play Spawnsire of Ulamog and use his ability, find 180 copies of Emrakul, the Aeons Torn and play them. They all legend rule each other, then shuffle themselves into your deck, then you win with Battle of Wits in a 60-card deck.
User avatar #324 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
Also Spawnsire Only Works out Of sideboard
User avatar #330 - emrakul (03/13/2014) [-]
If you're bringing it to a tournament, sure. Just load up your board with enough ulamogs to wipe their board and you're good to go.
User avatar #321 - vishnarg (03/12/2014) [-]
80 Emrakuls Would Cost Like $4000. Holy shit.
User avatar #323 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
yup. and you need closer to 180 to make it work. ulamog or kozilek will work as well, but it's just less fun that way.
User avatar #304 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
You think Ive got that many copies of Emrakul? XD
User avatar #306 - emrakul (03/12/2014) [-]
I didn't say it was practical lol
User avatar #307 - anonshenanigans (03/12/2014) [-]
Well, whatever. XD
#311 - Yeah, but to get bigger than Emmy you need an investment of 22…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Jessica Hyde III 0
User avatar #313 - aximil (03/13/2014) [-]
It's also standard legal.
#147 - Damn, the Kaminoans must have really not given a **** …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Aayla Secura 0
#203 - paulthehero (03/11/2014) [-]
It was a safeguard. Think about it from their perspective for a sec. We've got these mystical super soldiers that can take out whole armies or have the potential to and now we'll give them some of the most trained soldiers in the world. It's assumed there were a bunch of failsafes like that just in case something happened. In this case, it was manipulation of the truth to make the clones believe the Jedi had gone mad with power.
User avatar #212 - snowshark (03/11/2014) [-]
Honestly I do agree with you in that particular case. I feel it would have been nice if all the Clones knew about Order 66 as a failsafe and nothing more and just left it as the chip in their heads was in order to keep them compliant (which is what I believe the case is) as opposed to being specifically in order to kill the Jedi... though honestly I think it was just an oversight on their part and I don't consider it canon.)

I do prefer pretty much everything else in the Clone Wars to the prequel movies. Jar Jar is less abrasive... if only a little bit. Ahsoka is a nice addition to the canon (though she is grating in the first season) and the stories about the clones actually delve into them and make them into fairly tragic characters. They are actually interesting in how they choose their own names and still have distinct personalities despite it all.

Anakin is also 1000 times better. He is everything that Anakin Skywalker should have been, although I just wish they had put more hints into his character that would explain why he would shit all over the Jedi Order. Sure, he loves Padame but I'd like to see him a little less content with how the Jedi did things so that I could actually believe him doing what he did.

And those last three episodes with Yoda, whilst they could have been better, did three really amazing things:
1) Made me far less worried about the Yoda movie, considering they managed to do Yoda some real justice in those episodes.
2) Made me actually like the medichlorians, explaining them as merely a medium as opposed to a source. Sort of, the simplest life-forms in the galaxy being the most powerful sort of thing. I can kinda dig that.
3) Make the Ghosts make sense! God damn that always bugged me, like how such proactive characters as the Jedi would simply roll over and let the Sith win. However following the presented logic it's the Jedi playing the waiting game, striking at the perfect time.

Given all that happened I am gagging for Rebels.
#222 - paulthehero (03/12/2014) [-]
I understand what you're saying. I definitely came to love the Clone Wars as a series, it was just a few of the things that they do sometimes that make it annoying.

If you like the way they portrayed the Clones, I'd recommend the Republic Commando book series written by Karen Travis. It's all about a squad of four Commando's, them meeting their Jedi commander, and about how they become more and more independent as friends and people instead of just jedi/clone all the way from Genonosis to Order 66.
User avatar #223 - snowshark (03/12/2014) [-]
Read it. Loved it.
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User avatar #3 - Capinahab (10/10/2012) [-]
Im in your profile tearing your aeons.
#4 to #3 - emrakul (10/10/2012) [-]
That's not very nice
User avatar #1 - homelesspeople (10/07/2012) [-]
I have made the first comment ever on your profile, you should feel content.
User avatar #2 to #1 - emrakul (10/07/2012) [-]
Indeed.
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