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#23 - Would you suggest that the problems we have are greater in sca…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on Books: expectation vs reality +6
User avatar #56 - infinitereaper (05/19/2013) [-]
You know what, I don't care anymore. All I've ever wanted was to contribute to the world and make it a better place. Maybe I'm bitter because I've nothing but bad luck and a hellish existence, but I'm not wrong. I know what I'm talking about here. Rare? Even if the ratio is the same the amount of people suffering has increased. We aren't much better off, in fact, history repeats itself except now its not just one meadow being chopped down or one factory polluting the planet but metric tons and acres. The consequences of our actions are only increasing.

Fine. You optimists who don't know the meaning of true torture can think whatever you want and make me feel like shit. I'm not going to try to argue the truth.

Don't worry. I'm just full of shit. The future will be perfectly peachy. I welcome it. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. That's the way it always is with human beings. everything is just fine and dandy.
#34 - ouch 05/15/2013 on True +2
#55 - no problem man 05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty +1
#50 - "just like when a player hits the post during the match h…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty 0
User avatar #54 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh well.. guess I could have been more clear about it.
User avatar #55 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem man
#47 - right, but only in the case of a penalty kick, at basically an…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty +1
User avatar #48 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
... please tell me you were aware of the fact we were discussing penalties..
User avatar #50 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
"just like when a player hits the post during the match he is not allowed to be the first player to hit the ball again"

I was aware, believe me
User avatar #54 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh well.. guess I could have been more clear about it.
User avatar #55 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem man
#39 - also not true  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2013 on How to score a penalty 0
User avatar #45 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh sod it. Law 14 of the FIFA states that the player who puts the ball into play (by taking a penalty) is not allowed to touch the ball before another player hits the ball. Therefore if one takes a penalty and hits the post he is not allowed to touch it again.

However if the penalty hits the goalkeeper it hit another player and therefore he is allowed to score it.

And if you don't believe me look it up (or ask Stefanovic.. he's a ref)
User avatar #47 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
right, but only in the case of a penalty kick, at basically any other time a rebound off the post is live to all players.
User avatar #48 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
... please tell me you were aware of the fact we were discussing penalties..
User avatar #50 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
"just like when a player hits the post during the match he is not allowed to be the first player to hit the ball again"

I was aware, believe me
User avatar #54 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh well.. guess I could have been more clear about it.
User avatar #55 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem man
#16 - UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN! 05/11/2013 on Batman +2
#48 - Not to mention even freaking Avatar TLA had one for no apparen… 05/09/2013 on Anime Logic Comp +1
#6 - Is it bad if I still don't?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Let's Rin it up 0
User avatar #7 - puccypirateisback (05/07/2013) [-]
It's not good
#8 - Then you will have my permission to die. 05/07/2013 on How Bad Do You Want It? 0
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User avatar #3 - Capinahab (10/10/2012) [-]
Im in your profile tearing your aeons.
#4 to #3 - emrakul (10/10/2012) [-]
That's not very nice
User avatar #1 - homelesspeople (10/07/2012) [-]
I have made the first comment ever on your profile, you should feel content.
User avatar #2 to #1 - emrakul (10/07/2012) [-]
Indeed.
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