Thanks! Now I have a comment about wiping ass on my profile!

btw, once your gf switches to wet wipes, REALLY opens up some ass2mouth options

This had better be a 15 year old slutty emo girl for the year 2007 that I can prey upon!

Actually i am both genderfluid and emofluid
even tho i am born boy i feel like a girl so therefor i am 1
same with emo i am normal but i feel emo so yeah

Whatever, sissy. A hole's a hole.

Noice!

Well, that depends on how you look at it. Is someone "gay as **** " when most of their sexuality is taken by gay? If so, then I disagree, sir. As I am mostly straight. However, if you define "gay as **** ," not by the ratio of gay to straight but by the gayness in itself, then I would have to agree with you. Though I am mostly straight, I also have an insatiable sex drive. So even with my straightness on the winning end, I have enough gayness to fill two gay men. (Oh, God, pun soooooo intended.)

nah son u pretty gay

Go hide behind your thumb converting reaction image, faggot.

"Everything I post is 100% OC. I never delete any comments I post no matter how many red thumbs they get."

Congrats, you're such a revolutionary person.
******* queer.

...What? Not trying to be "revolutionary." Not sure what's your trying to say, faggot. You must have the problem often. What with the semen gargling in the back of your throat, no one can understand you.

Maybe if you learned proper English.
That might help.
sar·casm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

The fact that you state one of your main qualities is you're "100% OC and you accept all the red thumbs you get" means you're openly a whore for the userbase here.

You can deny it as much as you want, buddy.

I say whatever I want, bitch and I don't hide behind an "I'm Ready for Your Rage" safety net. Thumbs ain't **** .

You take pride thinking everything you post is 100% OC.
And you're willing to accept red thumbs for your comments (and tell everyone that looks at your profile, too).

That's told me more than enough.

Night. Keep wallowing in your filth.

Glad you think I'm cool.

I... have no idea what you are trying to say. You seem to be mistaken, but your comment was so incoherent I just don't know.

I'm not straight, I'm bi. I just like women more than men. I'm also a cross dresser, so depending on the guy, we are either equal, he's the bitch, or I'm the bitch. But with most guys, I would be the bitch.

Does that help?

pic related, it's me

I never claimed it wasn't gay for a dude to **** me. And my legs are shaven in this picture. You seem to be having a different argument than me as a result of you not knowing what the **** is going on.

"...as a result of YOU not knowing what the **** is going on."

Seriously, how do you even function?

Either you're a troll or retarded, either way, there's no point in talking to you.

Thank you, I try.

What?

Wrong profile

Nothing

Wait, aren't you that butthurt dude who thinks the value of a person is in direct proportion to how much money they throw at a charity?

Yep, but this cock sucker is thumbing down every single comment I have made, so I reported him as its a bannable offense.

I only thumbed down the comments you've made to me and ones I've seen while scrolling that I didn't like which isn't a ban-able offense. Damn, you are so ******* butt hurt it's hilarious.

Wouldn't you be butthurt if I went through every single comment you have made on Funnyjunk and thumbed them down? That's what they did.

Oh, so you aren't talking about me. Are you sure? You are really unlikeable. Anyway, why do you care? It's only thumbs.

Its the principle of things, they're going to get banned for it.

I posted that on the wrong profile.

Unless they were thumbing down comments from 3 days ago or longer, it could just be they are thumbing you down naturally. Life is too short for this, forget about trivial stuff, man.

Time of vote was today on all of them, and these comments were from 6-12 months ago.

That's a cat.

No!!! Cuz I dress as a girl when I suck dick!!

Got a full time job, took the state trooper exam, ******* bitches.

Glad to hear your life is fine.

I wish I could say the same for mine.

hue

gowai >:C

Make me

Just like everything in existence.

Real good. How's your semen white username treating you?

I'm a grown man, I can afford my own dildos.

Yeah. That's why I dress in women's clothing and get dommed by dudes.

Well of course I'm a bitch on the inside, that's where the cocks go.

100-200, I think.

In your mother's ass.

Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Why didn't you call for help?

I did. I had a few of my buddies come on over and really drill her. A gal with as much mileage as her needs a few dicks to get her there.

Can't argue with your wisdom.

So seriously, how have you been?

It's all relative to what's considered "bad." You're worse than Hitler, so it depends on whether or not you see him as bad guy I guess.

You are worse than Hitler.