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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/30/2012
Last Login:9/16/2014
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Everything I post is 100% OC. I never delete any comments I post no matter how many red thumbs they get.

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    Too rich for my blood... Too rich for my blood...
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    Cleverbot (OC) Cleverbot (OC)
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    Message from his girlfriend Message from his girlfriend
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    Fag the Jew Fag the Jew
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    Racism is Stupid Racism is Stupid
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    My First Post (OC) My First Post (OC)
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#74 to #73 - emptysuperman (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, that depends on how you look at it. Is someone "gay as **** " when most of their sexuality is taken by gay? If so, then I disagree, sir. As I am mostly straight. However, if you define "gay as **** ," not by the ratio of gay to straight but by the gayness in itself, then I would have to agree with you. Though I am mostly straight, I also have an insatiable sex drive. So even with my straightness on the winning end, I have enough gayness to fill two gay men. (Oh, God, pun soooooo intended.)
#75 to #74 - baronoftrolls (09/11/2014) [-]
well given that you troll. i disagree with your false claim to being straight

that youre so convinced of your being straight leads me to believe you are the 'male' role in homosexual activity where you have sexual relations with men but portray yourself as 'the man' and your gay lover as 'the woman' much akin to prison rules, so yorue gay without considering yourself gay
#76 to #75 - emptysuperman (09/11/2014) [-]
I... have no idea what you are trying to say. You seem to be mistaken, but your comment was so incoherent I just don't know.

I'm not straight, I'm bi. I just like women more than men. I'm also a cross dresser, so depending on the guy, we are either equal, he's the bitch, or I'm the bitch. But with most guys, I would be the bitch.

Does that help?

pic related, it's me
User avatar #71 - tomahawkkit (09/04/2014) [-]
you're cute, faggot
User avatar #72 to #71 - emptysuperman (09/04/2014) [-]
Thank you, I try.
User avatar #59 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Reported for voting fraud, faggot.
User avatar #60 to #59 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #62 to #60 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Wrong profile
User avatar #61 to #60 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Nothing
User avatar #63 to #61 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
Wait, aren't you that butthurt dude who thinks the value of a person is in direct proportion to how much money they throw at a charity?
User avatar #64 to #63 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Yep, but this cock sucker is thumbing down every single comment I have made, so I reported him as its a bannable offense.
User avatar #65 to #64 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
I only thumbed down the comments you've made to me and ones I've seen while scrolling that I didn't like which isn't a ban-able offense. Damn, you are so ******* butt hurt it's hilarious.
User avatar #66 to #65 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you be butthurt if I went through every single comment you have made on Funnyjunk and thumbed them down? That's what they did.
User avatar #67 to #66 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
Oh, so you aren't talking about me. Are you sure? You are really unlikeable. Anyway, why do you care? It's only thumbs.
User avatar #68 to #67 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Its the principle of things, they're going to get banned for it.

I posted that on the wrong profile.
User avatar #69 to #68 - emptysuperman (08/21/2014) [-]
Unless they were thumbing down comments from 3 days ago or longer, it could just be they are thumbing you down naturally. Life is too short for this, forget about trivial stuff, man.
User avatar #70 to #69 - iatedub (08/21/2014) [-]
Time of vote was today on all of them, and these comments were from 6-12 months ago.
#57 - Seanxone ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - emptysuperman (08/19/2014) [-]
That's a cat.
User avatar #55 - archmagestudios (08/05/2014) [-]
lol fag
User avatar #56 to #55 - emptysuperman (08/05/2014) [-]
No!!! Cuz I dress as a girl when I suck dick!!
#43 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
Whats up?
#44 to #43 - emptysuperman (10/12/2013) [-]
Got a full time job, took the state trooper exam, ******* bitches.
#45 to #44 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
Glad to hear your life is fine.

I wish I could say the same for mine.
User avatar #46 to #45 - glad (10/12/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (10/12/2013) [-]
gowai >:C
User avatar #48 to #47 - glad (10/12/2013) [-]
Make me
#41 - deadfed ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey bro, just wanted to remind you that youre worthless.
User avatar #42 to #41 - emptysuperman (08/11/2013) [-]
Just like everything in existence.
#39 - deadfed ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Hows it going, pussy bitch?
User avatar #40 to #39 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
Real good. How's your semen white username treating you?
#38 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
[big]YOU ******* DUBS ROLLING BITCH][big
#32 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
How are you enjoying your mothers dildo, bitch?
User avatar #33 to #32 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm a grown man, I can afford my own dildos.
#34 to #33 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
No, youre a grown little bitch.
User avatar #35 to #34 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. That's why I dress in women's clothing and get dommed by dudes.
#36 to #35 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
No, not a bitch on the outside. Youre a bitch on the inside. Youll get older, but youll never grow into a proper man.
User avatar #37 to #36 - emptysuperman (08/01/2013) [-]
Well of course I'm a bitch on the inside, that's where the cocks go.
#31 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Psst, youre a little bitch.
#30 - anonymous (08/01/2013) [-]
Youre a little bitch.
#25 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
what's the most amount of red thumbs youve gotten for a comment?
User avatar #26 to #25 - emptysuperman (05/20/2013) [-]
100-200, I think.
User avatar #6 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Hay dood. I haven't got much hate comments lately. Where have you been?
User avatar #7 to #6 - emptysuperman (05/08/2013) [-]
In your mother's ass.
#8 to #7 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Why didn't you call for help?
Oh my god, I'm so sorry... Why didn't you call for help?
User avatar #9 to #8 - emptysuperman (05/08/2013) [-]
I did. I had a few of my buddies come on over and really drill her. A gal with as much mileage as her needs a few dicks to get her there.
#10 to #9 - snakefire (05/08/2013) [-]
Can't argue with your wisdom.   
   
So seriously, how have you been?
Can't argue with your wisdom.

So seriously, how have you been?
User avatar #4 - snakefire (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm not such a bad guy am I?
User avatar #5 to #4 - emptysuperman (04/11/2013) [-]
It's all relative to what's considered "bad." You're worse than Hitler, so it depends on whether or not you see him as bad guy I guess.
#1 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
I don't even know you. Why do you have beef with me?
User avatar #2 to #1 - emptysuperman (12/30/2012) [-]
You are worse than Hitler.
User avatar #3 to #2 - snakefire (12/30/2012) [-]
that's vague
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