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#9 - the country is up in arms because a baking show it loves had a… 08/29/2014 on U WOT M8 +4
#20 - what was that one actor's quote about actors doing their own s…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/29/2014 on This woman +55
User avatar #21 - killthebilly (08/29/2014) [-]
it was Danny Trejo. Can't find the exact quote right now.
User avatar #50 - mutantpanda (08/30/2014) [-]
There was another actor who had a clause in his contract that if he did his own stunts they would still employ stuntmen as if he didn't.
User avatar #94 - killthebilly (08/30/2014) [-]
yea, but he's not just talking about the stuntmen.. also about everyone else on the shoot.
User avatar #22 - thebacondroid (08/29/2014) [-]
Something like "I'm not going to risk 80 people losing their jobs just to show I have big balls"
User avatar #23 - killthebilly (08/29/2014) [-]
yep, something like that
User avatar #26 - lucariopwnz (08/29/2014) [-]
I don't think its that they want to show they have big balls... I think its that the stunts are like the funnest part of acting! Think about it, jumping off cars or out of planes, crazy fight scenes, being launched through the air, etc. That's all awesome as shit stuff and if I were an actor I damn well would do my own stunts.
User avatar #67 - mrdrpage (08/30/2014) [-]
As a member of SAG (Screen Actor's Guild),
I can assure you that you doing your own stunts is not always up to you. Your agent will specify in your contract, or the people up at SAG if you're valuable enough, that you are not to do your own stunts. Robert Downey Jr. and Danny Trejo are on a completely different level of stardom than the lady who voiced Mulan that we don't even have a name for in the content without looking it up. I'm sure RBJ would do his own stunts if it was up to him. He seems like the adventurous type.
User avatar #27 - killthebilly (08/29/2014) [-]
of course... but Danny Trejo said that he won't risk 80 peoples jobs, just so he can have "fun" risking his health. If he gets hurt, the film gets cancelled, and lots of people lose money.
So what he's saying is that he's not selfish, by not doing his own stunts. Or something along those lines.
#59 - angelusprimus (08/30/2014) [-]
Danny Trejo makes action movies as main star and/or main cast.
If he gets injured it can badly effect the shooting time, which then to save the money on the production, first thing producers do is fire bunch of low level employees, cut a second or third team for example. IF he gets hurt BAD they close the movie.
Tv show does not work that way. If she gets hurt they simply continue production of the series around her, filming scenes from next episodes and simpler scenes. And if she is hurt bad, every character has an exit "back door" and would replace her with a similar character.
User avatar #60 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/30/2014) [-]
Jackie Chan did his own stunts.

And he did movies.
#62 - angelusprimus (08/30/2014) [-]
In Hong Kong.
With cost of production of entire movie less then an single episode of an american TV show, and no investment insurance that would quardruple if he does his own stunts.
User avatar #63 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/30/2014) [-]
Uh, no. He did his own stunts for many movies he did here in the US. Big name movies, too.
#65 - angelusprimus (08/30/2014) [-]
After he made his name in Asia by doing his own dangerous stunts. After reunion of Hong Kong and China when having him as an actor and a producer in the movie opens 400 million plus Chinese market, and he is well known for continuing to film even when badly hurt.
Risk benefit calculation. He might get hurt, but if he does he will probably continue filming not go to bed for three months like american actor, and by him participating in the movie you get access to 2nd largest market in the world, which is usually only open to a very few foreign movies a year.
Investors are willing to take a chance on that.
User avatar #66 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/30/2014) [-]

I don't see what that has to do with me pointing out that some movie actors do perform their own stunts.
#68 - angelusprimus (08/30/2014) [-]
Because its rare for very good reasons.
No one wants to invest millions of dollars in a production that could fall apart because some spoiled star insists on doing his own stunts and then hurts his back.
#27 - le hurr derp nickleback sooo bad XDDD why is the band ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on As long as we abuse it,... +45
User avatar #38 - mylazy (08/29/2014) [-]
Awhile back some group, don't remember who, made a youtube video comparing two nickelback songs. They played one right after the other. In the video they sounded almost exactly the same, except with some different words. The video spread quickly and people started to hate on nickelback for it, until it just became a thing to do for everyone. Eventually the group who made the original video admitted that they editted the two songs to make them sound more alike (nickelback actually does have some variety) but by then the damage was done.
#37 - xcoreyx (08/29/2014) [-]
It's shitty generic rock. Every song sounds the same and it's just not well-made music.
User avatar #35 - sockprague (08/29/2014) [-]
It's really polished, doesn't really fit a "rock" image. They spend a lot of time making sure each track is perfect. It comes across as contrived and forced. It doesn't help that they are kinda samey and the lead singers voice becomes grating if you hear it often. And when this bandwagon started they had a lot of radio play.
#33 - ohsopainful (08/29/2014) [-]
you just said why yourself.

its a bandwagon. so naturally they are going to get a lot more hate than less popular bands. even though many of the haters have no idea why they hate them

personally i think they kinda suck. but thats because my music preference is much heavier.
#63 - it's a joke you don't have to justify your cultural influence. 08/28/2014 on rekt +5
#56 - one of my few 08/28/2014 on Welcome to Japan +1
#40 - maybe they're joking due to the stereotype that surrounds japs…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Welcome to Japan +5
#52 - shadowedge (08/28/2014) [-]
Cute gifs
#56 - emprex (08/28/2014) [-]
one of my few
User avatar #46 - popopeachu (08/28/2014) [-]
It really bothers me that she has both human and cat ears..
#6 - I swear 4chan hate animal abusers  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Nyan~ +2
User avatar #10 - kennyh (08/27/2014) [-]
I think it is more a reference to the fucked up state of 4chan, in which the mangled cat represents 4chan, not what 4chan would actually do to a cat.
#48 - lol 08/26/2014 on Anon is at the Amusement Park +2
#19 - Picture 08/21/2014 on gr8 pun m8 +32
#167 - >be 14 >sports day, in front of the whole school … 08/12/2014 on Flatulance +3
#165 - Comment deleted 08/12/2014 on Flatulance 0
#22 - I swear pretty much every other death was sadder than hers  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Alchemy! +2
#24 - officialjg (08/07/2014) [-]
I don't know, man. A little girl getting her head blown off because she became an ugly creature with no chance of coming back because of the result of her father's madness, ripping the chance of growing up and having a good life far too young is pretty damn sad.
User avatar #30 - fuckscreennames (08/08/2014) [-]
all i have to say is... Lt. colonel Maes Hughes
#1360 - **emprex rolls 02** 08/06/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#6 - Bellossom used withdrawl 08/04/2014 on staying above the influence +3
#10 - How is that racist? Isn't that just an observation? 08/04/2014 on Zach Galifianakis 0
#3 - Comment deleted 07/24/2014 on No..No.. 0
#93 - **emprex rolls 3,354** 07/23/2014 on Kill +1
#18 - only chaika related thing  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Chaika's +3
#40 - synchron (07/20/2014) [-]
Then you must get more.
#101 - yeah well I can be mean to 07/14/2014 on shitty anime post +3
#94 - oh no, you hurt my feelings sarcasm  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on shitty anime post +3
#97 - fjisbest (07/14/2014) [-]
whatever you have to say to make you'reself look like you don't care
#101 - emprex (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah well I can be mean to
#84 - I'm joking, calm down.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2014 on shitty anime post +2
#89 - fjisbest (07/14/2014) [-]
whatever you have to say to make you'reself feel better about being an obsessive weirdo
#94 - emprex (07/14/2014) [-]
oh no, you hurt my feelings sarcasm
#97 - fjisbest (07/14/2014) [-]
whatever you have to say to make you'reself look like you don't care
#101 - emprex (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah well I can be mean to
#81 - weeaboo is love, weeaboo is life  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2014 on shitty anime post +4
#83 - fjisbest (07/14/2014) [-]
being a weaboo is nothing to be proud of
#84 - emprex (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm joking, calm down.
#89 - fjisbest (07/14/2014) [-]
whatever you have to say to make you'reself feel better about being an obsessive weirdo
#94 - emprex (07/14/2014) [-]
oh no, you hurt my feelings sarcasm
#97 - fjisbest (07/14/2014) [-]
whatever you have to say to make you'reself look like you don't care
#101 - emprex (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah well I can be mean to
#5 - p-please feel bad  [+] (16 new replies) 07/13/2014 on shitty anime post +4
#6 - doomedalive (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - ohpee (07/14/2014) [-]
Never understood how these imaged worked. But that's also 'cause I'm too lazy to search/think about it.
User avatar #18 - doomedalive (07/14/2014) [-]
I got this one from elsewhere on FJ, I don't have a clue either and I'm also too lazy to search
User avatar #21 - alfonshister (07/14/2014) [-]
also i could send you a portable version of Photoshop. just tell me how.
User avatar #34 - doomedalive (07/14/2014) [-]
Can you show me the mask fill pattern? It's the only thing I don't have
#36 - doomedalive (07/14/2014) [-]
Nevermind, I gots it :3
User avatar #24 - doomedalive (07/14/2014) [-]
Nah, that's allright, I can get that myself very easily.
#20 - alfonshister (07/14/2014) [-]
got you're back bro
#92 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
I got that a long time ago and just started posting it everywhere. Now it's become the go-to explanation whenever these are posted.

I hope more of these secret images start popping up. I'd really like to see it take off.
User avatar #22 - doomedalive (07/14/2014) [-]
*you're because "your" is short for "you are", and "got you are back" is not a good sentence ;)

and thanks! that's awesome, I'm gonna try it out
User avatar #25 - doomedalive (07/14/2014) [-]
and now I did it wrong myself, that "you're" should've been a "your", my apologies
User avatar #26 - doomedalive (07/14/2014) [-]
your -> "your"
you're -> "you're"
User avatar #27 - doomedalive (07/14/2014) [-]
I think my big tittied mommy is messing with me
User avatar #28 - doomedalive (07/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - raynagrimm (07/14/2014) [-]
i did that yesterday. but i didnt reply to my self that much lol fu.cking ad.min
#30 - alfonshister (07/14/2014) [-]
at last he gets it
i saw it but was too lazy to delete my comment and write "you. re" so it becomes the correct version
#32 - I understand why some people like K-on. I even watched the fir… 07/12/2014 on Teenagers 0
#4 - Holy **** , I can't contain my laughter  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Teenagers +79
#6 - targaryren (07/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was kinda funny
#32 - emprex (07/12/2014) [-]
I understand why some people like K-on. I even watched the first season and the movie (I only watched the movie because I heard Little Kuriboh had a small character in it) but I couldn't bring myself to watch the second season. But screen caps like this just aren't funny to me
#7 - cirruss (07/11/2014) [-]
I got bored of k-on before i even finished the first seaon.
#30 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
damn nigga i couldnt even get past 2nd episode fuckin boring af
#8 - targaryren (07/11/2014) [-]
#9 - cirruss (07/11/2014) [-]
Yea sometimes I guess
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