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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:England
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Highest Content Rank:#2404
Highest Comment Rank:#3175
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#12 - europoor, britfag, not sure of any others 10/30/2014 on half of america raises... 0
#2 - inb4 butthurt americunts  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2014 on half of america raises... +4
#10 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
implying america is the only country that hates britbongs
User avatar #13 - emprex (10/30/2014) [-]
I didn't imply that. I just thought because of the title americunts might be butthurt over their fat freedoms and would like to see another country have the mickey taken out of it
User avatar #17 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/30/2014) [-]
Never thought I'd agree with Conquistador.
User avatar #14 - Conquistador (10/30/2014) [-]
>If a posts ever makes fun of Europe.
>Posts gets a lot of butthurt europoors.
>Any other time it's always "hurr only muricans get butthurt".
User avatar #9 - drautist (10/29/2014) [-]
He looks like a fat Ted Mosby.
#7 - anonymous (10/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I enjoyed that story. I don't enjoy the fact that there prolly isn't a good enough comeback for Americunt relating to Europe or Britain. You win today you glorious European bastard.
#12 - emprex (10/30/2014) [-]
europoor, britfag, not sure of any others
#4 - eddymolly (10/29/2014) [-]
Pretty much right
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Bob Ross +3
User avatar #2 - baditch (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you
#4 - Picture 10/29/2014 on chrome 0
#3 - Picture 10/29/2014 on chrome +1
#34 - Picture 10/29/2014 on To the window! To the... 0
#13 - Picture 10/29/2014 on Wallpapers! Get your... +1
#23 - current 10/29/2014 on Random wallpapers I... 0
#16 - do not shave your ass  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on shave your ass +11
User avatar #71 - tehpoonages (10/23/2014) [-]
i shave my ass and have never had this problem. bet this guy is just hella gross.
#43 - dorfdorfdorf (10/22/2014) [-]
lost gerbil
#25 - different genre different art style I guess, I dunno  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Pro skills 0
User avatar #50 - kairuzesu (10/23/2014) [-]
I just find it funny that the studio [white fox] did this loli fest and one of the more bloody shows this season...then again if a studio can get work it'll do the work...like the studio that did AIURA and woosers hand to mouth life is also doing the animated version of terraformars, or as it has been clearly pointed out in every comment section ever, censor festival of roaches
#21 - I haven't seen cards for faking injuries. I've seen cards for …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on goalkeeper performs miracle 0
User avatar #24 - jewishcommunazi (10/22/2014) [-]
I meant when they dive and complain about their supposed injury in order to gain a foul. If they truly fell accidentally, there would be no point in complaining.
#6 - WOW GUYS ISN'T jb SOOOO gAAAYY!?!?! we get it, you don't…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Douche +10
#7 - flipke (10/22/2014) [-]
The only place I hear about him (being European), is FJ.
User avatar #15 - mrjweezy (10/22/2014) [-]
only scratched the surface m8
User avatar #11 - krobeles (10/22/2014) [-]
There was that one time he wanted to assault a British paparatzi, who were clearly much taller and more build than he was.
That was kinda fun.
User avatar #9 - gedab (10/22/2014) [-]
I am American and this is the only place I hear about him...

Then again, I am just a simple cajun man, so my "global news" consists of stories about hunting and alligator sightings, so what do I know?
#50 - kazene (10/22/2014) [-]
Cajun boys represent. Louisiana boy swell with fried chicken, Choot 'Em, and crawfish
#51 - gedab (10/22/2014) [-]
Holy shit.

For once, someone said crawfish right. You get a gold star... metaphorically speaking
#52 - kazene (10/22/2014) [-]
Fuckin right I call 'em crawfish. Can't tell ya how much it annoys me to see "crawdads" or "crayfish." Shits wack, yo. Glad to see someone who feels the same. Gold star for yourself. Metaphorically and one day, physically.
#13 - the ref had to do that because if he did not it would set a pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2014 on goalkeeper performs miracle +3
User avatar #14 - jewishcommunazi (10/22/2014) [-]
It's not uncommon for referees to give yellow cards to players for faking injuries though.
User avatar #21 - emprex (10/22/2014) [-]
I haven't seen cards for faking injuries. I've seen cards for diving although inconsistently , but not for faking injuries. It would be hard for a ref to book a player for faking an injury because who is to say the player didn't pick up a knock
User avatar #24 - jewishcommunazi (10/22/2014) [-]
I meant when they dive and complain about their supposed injury in order to gain a foul. If they truly fell accidentally, there would be no point in complaining.
#24 - my dog is 12 but can act like he is one  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Your Dog's Actual Age +1
#36 - liekmelk (10/20/2014) [-]
So he's a medium breed.
User avatar #26 - auntyino (10/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, my man rolls around on his back for tummy rub attention and can still catch his tail in a high speed chase
#3 - Picture 10/13/2014 on Attack on Armstrong +3
#5 - Or you could just say "excuse me"? like a norma…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Great decision against slow... +10
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (09/30/2014) [-]
talking to humans is scary
User avatar #10 - captainprincess (09/30/2014) [-]
Far more people ignore an excuse me than a bike bell

jing jing motherfucker comin through
#6 - celdak (09/30/2014) [-]
nah
#5 - things that never happened for 500  [+] (8 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Oh Jeff . . . +210
#52 - ICEDgrunge (09/24/2014) [-]
It's like you've never taken public transportation before. It's almost as if some people within the public aren't fucking weird in any way
#49 - anonymous (09/24/2014) [-]
this could totally happen, what the fuck is so unrealistic
#37 - cookiel (09/24/2014) [-]
Here you go!
User avatar #11 - PubLandlord (09/23/2014) [-]
you getting laid
#69 - mcburd (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - mostlyshits (09/24/2014) [-]
that wasn't in the form of a question
#17 - diamondperzik (09/23/2014) [-]
You win
#13 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
Fucking rekt
#10 - **emprex rolls 6** will phanact ever stop being a faggot? 09/23/2014 on Canadian robbery -1
#30 - Hey hey look my gaME community is SOOO mature every comm… 09/23/2014 on TF2 still wins +11
#27 - forgot I had this one 09/21/2014 on Wallpaper Dump 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Wallpaper Dump +4
#27 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
forgot I had this one
#25 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Wallpaper Dump 0
#26 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
#27 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
forgot I had this one
#24 - 1/3  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Wallpaper Dump 0
#25 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
#26 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
#27 - emprex (09/21/2014) [-]
forgot I had this one
#17 - Comment deleted 09/19/2014 on School +4
#9 - did the mean picture make you upset?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on 'Murica +6
User avatar #13 - jackmanagan (09/17/2014) [-]
for full effect say dialogue outloud

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