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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/24/2012
Last Login:11/29/2014
Location:Green Bay
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This is not my first FJ account.
My original is Vixena,
But last year or so when they did that server switch or whatever it was my account was one of the accounts lost in limbo.
So after having to be an anon for over a year wishing for my old account back I just gave up and made this one :3

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#9 - Way better than what I thought at first. Thank you very much f… 07/10/2014 on Enlarge your... 0
#7 - I really want an explanation for this o -o  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Enlarge your... 0
#8 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
My guess is that it's a jar of some supersaturated solution. When the hand goes in, it disturbs the balance of liquid (probably water) and solute, so the excess dissolved material falls out of solution and sticks to the hand.

"Supersaturation is a state of a solution that contains more of the dissolved material than could be dissolved by the solvent under normal circumstances." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supersaturation
User avatar #9 - empressvixena (07/10/2014) [-]
Way better than what I thought at first. Thank you very much for the insight c:
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User avatar #22 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
night night critter! feel free to IM or leave me a comment anytime. It's been nice chatting with you!
User avatar #5 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
Hi, friend!
User avatar #6 to #5 - empressvixena (07/21/2013) [-]
How goes it?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
a little buzzed
User avatar #8 to #7 - empressvixena (07/21/2013) [-]
That sounds pretty fun actually o:
I have to be up at 5:30, no booze tonight.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
ack! I'm disabled, so I don't work. Did my time in the military. I wouldn't be drinking if my son wasn't with his other family in Texas. Just enjoying my off time till back on parenting duty next week.
User avatar #10 to #9 - empressvixena (07/21/2013) [-]
Ehe x3
I don't have any kids but it's hard to drink when you work at 6 in the morning.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
yep. I've done it though...wasn't the best airmen in the flight...
User avatar #12 to #11 - empressvixena (07/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 to #12 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
yeah. I was a mechanic.
User avatar #14 to #13 - empressvixena (07/21/2013) [-]
That's what I wanted to do O:
Except I don't meet the height requirement.
User avatar #15 to #14 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm lucky. My family is short statured...I'm only 5'2"...I'm sorry the military are dicks about stature...
User avatar #16 to #15 - empressvixena (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm 5' even, and not your fault :/
User avatar #17 to #16 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
my TechSgt friend just retired and she's only 4'9"...wtf??? I guess they changed the height requirement after she joined.
User avatar #18 to #17 - empressvixena (07/21/2013) [-]
I have no clue o:
The Air Force tends to be pickiest.
I could probably get into the Army if I wanted, but I like living.. And stuff o 3o
User avatar #19 to #18 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
yeah, f joining the army. No disrespect of course.
User avatar #20 to #19 - empressvixena (07/21/2013) [-]
None taken xD
My family's an Air Force/Navy family.
I was taught Army's cannon fodder.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ananamouse (07/21/2013) [-]
my family is an Army/Air Core/Air Force family...I wasn't taught any thing like that, but they where very happy when I joined.
User avatar #23 to #21 - empressvixena (07/21/2013) [-]
My family was dissapointed, but I actually make good money at my job.
Sucks but good pay at least x3

Nice chatting with you~

Will do c:
User avatar #1 - purpleday (01/29/2012) [-]
definitely hot, good attitude/personality :)
take the kitchen jokes down a notch though, a little overused, even by a sexist guy's standard...
User avatar #2 to #1 - empressvixena (01/30/2012) [-]
Awe, but I love the kitchen jokes :c
User avatar #3 to #2 - purpleday (01/30/2012) [-]
they're funny, don't get me wrong, just kind of overused, gotta keep em special, y'know?
User avatar #4 to #3 - empressvixena (01/30/2012) [-]
Oh alright,
I'll be good~
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