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Consoles Owned: Gamecube, DS, Wii, 3DS
Video Games Played: Megaman, Pokemon, Mario, The Legend Of Zelda, Kirby
Interests: Video Games, Mythology, HP Lovecraft
Date Signed Up:11/09/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Newfoundland
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#565 - emperorwatergate (12/28/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Little Anons~

Say hi~

Talk to me~
#813 - cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
"Which is your favorite book emperor?" said the masked man while playing with a small remote. The back of the library didn't have that many people, thankfully that works in the little slave's favor since the vibrator was on Medium and loud. The slave's whimpering and panting is getting louder while time passes. Legs shaking as the man sets it to high in a sudden burst. The toy says a loud yelp while the man gets closer to him covering his mouth while shoving his erect cock in between his toy's legs. "Shhh we're in a library" The slave looks at his master with a face of slight fear while nodding it's head. Making it bend over the man shoves his cock deep in his toy's hole with just enough room to fit both his shaft and the small vibrating egg. Thrusting in and out forcefully while covering his mouth, his hands covered in saliva from the slave's ecstasy feelings of his master's thick rod penetrating his small cute hole. Every push led to a little moan until even with his master's hand on his mouth it can be heard throughout the library. Suddenly a fierce wave of cum bursts from the slaves tight hole and drips on the ground, following shortly the slave orgasms as well staining the whole row of books and the clean rug of the library. As the slave starts to breathe he notices people on the side peeking and taking camera shots. While embarrassed the slave still begged for more of his master's strong cock.
#815 to #814 - cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Yeah no prob, i'm actually a bit in heat and writing that was what i needed to cool off a bit.
#811 - grump (01/12/2016) [-]
>When emperor starts posting
#798 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
I see you, Whatley~
User avatar #807 to #798 - whatley (01/12/2016) [-]
I wouldn't exactly call myself a little boy.
User avatar #809 to #807 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
So, what brings you here?~
User avatar #810 to #809 - whatley (01/12/2016) [-]
I can't remember, just followed some link that was carelessly left lying around I think.
User avatar #794 to #793 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
Hi~

How are you?~
User avatar #795 to #794 - venomousvalentine (01/12/2016) [-]
cold and sleepy.
User avatar #796 to #795 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm bored and horny, as usual~
User avatar #797 to #796 - venomousvalentine (01/12/2016) [-]
I want your text color.
User avatar #801 to #800 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
*Kisses~*

So cute~
User avatar #804 to #801 - venomousvalentine (01/12/2016) [-]
all I'm wearing is a bathrobe thats too big for me.
User avatar #805 to #804 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm not wearing anything~
User avatar #808 to #806 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
Nope, I'm completely naked, wrapped up in a blanket~

And with a hard cock~
#785 - sabatron ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Hey empy

Sup
User avatar #786 to #785 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
Hi, qt~

Nothing much~
User avatar #787 to #786 - sabatron ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, me neither

How are you
User avatar #788 to #787 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm good~
User avatar #789 to #788 - sabatron ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Hey, I'm curious. Do you roleplay~?
User avatar #791 to #790 - sabatron ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, do you have time~?
#792 to #791 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
Of course~

What are you into?~
User avatar #802 to #792 - sabatron ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Well... You pick!

But sorry, I don't have any time right now. Maybe later we can be all lewd and **** ~
User avatar #803 to #802 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
Of course~

See you later~
#783 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
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What do you even do?
Why do you thumb everyone up.
User avatar #784 to #783 - emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-]
I like everyone~
User avatar #778 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
kil urself
#775 - grump (01/08/2016) [-]
I would like to add you on Skype.
User avatar #781 to #775 - nought (01/10/2016) [-]
you on skype? pm me
User avatar #782 to #781 - grump (01/10/2016) [-]
PM'd you, fgt.
#776 to #775 - emperorwatergate (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't have Skype~
#777 to #776 - grump (01/08/2016) [-]
>tfw the best ******* doesn't have Skype
#779 to #777 - emperorwatergate (01/08/2016) [-]
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Thanks, sweetheart~
User avatar #768 - nought (01/04/2016) [-]
will you be my full-on waifu
User avatar #769 to #768 - emperorwatergate (01/04/2016) [-]
Of course I will, sweetheart~
User avatar #770 to #769 - nought (01/04/2016) [-]
that means pictures with our names :/
User avatar #771 to #770 - emperorwatergate (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't have anything to take a picture with~
User avatar #772 to #771 - nought (01/04/2016) [-]
no you silly, chinese cartoons!
User avatar #767 - nought (01/02/2016) [-]
User avatar #774 to #767 - grump (01/08/2016) [-]
**** you doin' here, boeh?
User avatar #780 to #774 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
just paying a visit...
User avatar #760 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2016) [-]
Huepike~
Goldendarknessx~

Hi, qts~
#765 to #764 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2016) [-]
Fine, I won't **** you~

Or let you **** me~
#766 to #765 - goldendarknessx (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
Good, we'll leave it at that.
User avatar #763 to #760 - huepike ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Just some example to let fams know what people have "Sex" thru SMS
User avatar #761 to #760 - huepike ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Nah i'm just kidding dont take it serious fam please
User avatar #762 to #761 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2016) [-]
I know, qt~

I was just ******* with you~
#738 - pulseythekid ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Happy new year emperor.
#739 to #738 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Happy New Year, old sport~
User avatar #718 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Anonymous~

I see you~

Talk to me~
#710 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Hi, Tylosaurus~
User avatar #711 to #710 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
hey
User avatar #742 to #740 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
hey
User avatar #743 to #742 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
How are you?~
User avatar #750 to #743 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm good
User avatar #751 to #750 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm bored and horny, like always~
#712 to #711 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Why are you here, qt?~
User avatar #713 to #712 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
fj is bugged and when you click on replies, it moves you to profile instead
User avatar #714 to #713 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh~

Anyway, you still tired?~
User avatar #715 to #714 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
ye
#716 to #715 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Anything I could do to help with that?~
User avatar #717 to #716 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I don't think so
#683 - compared ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Hi ^.^
#753 to #752 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Hi, emperor.
User avatar #754 to #753 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
How are you?~
User avatar #755 to #754 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm good, you?
User avatar #756 to #755 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Bored and horny, as usual~
User avatar #757 to #756 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I never expect anything different.
User avatar #758 to #757 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2016) [-]
You wanna be lewd?~
User avatar #759 to #758 - compared ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Sure, pm me.
#708 to #683 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Please make out with emperorwatergate
User avatar #719 to #708 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I do all the time.
User avatar #720 to #719 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Adonbilivit
User avatar #721 to #720 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
It's true.
User avatar #722 to #721 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #723 to #722 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Ask emperor, they'll confirm.
User avatar #724 to #723 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Mizu never talks to me so fug u
User avatar #725 to #724 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
What?
User avatar #726 to #725 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
You read it right you dumb lil hoe!
User avatar #727 to #726 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Don't be mean, tara.
User avatar #728 to #727 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I'll do what I want , ur not my mum
#729 to #728 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
But I am ur qt, right?
User avatar #730 to #729 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
>>684
User avatar #731 to #730 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
What's wrong with that?
User avatar #732 to #731 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I ... what did you talk about with Mizu in the pm?
User avatar #733 to #732 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
That's a secret, that's why it's in a pm
User avatar #734 to #733 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I beg of you m'lady , pm me too!
User avatar #735 to #734 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I can't tell you, it's too secret and lewd.
User avatar #736 to #735 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
There is no such thing
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
#737 to #736 - compared ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I can't tell you about the lewd secrets, sorry.
User avatar #685 to #684 - compared ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
How are you?
#687 to #686 - compared ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Horny as usual?

I stole your picture
#689 to #688 - compared ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Same here... I do have an idea I'd like to ask you about but through pm if that's ok..?
User avatar #681 - spelly (12/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #680 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Do what venomousvalentine said and get skype pls.
User avatar #668 - lovedemfurries (12/30/2015) [-]
hello c:
User avatar #671 to #670 - lovedemfurries (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm good ^_^
how are you
User avatar #672 to #671 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Bored and horny~
#674 to #673 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
You wanna help me with that?~
User avatar #675 to #674 - lovedemfurries (12/30/2015) [-]
maybe
what do you want?
#676 to #675 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Maybe a lewd roleplay~

What are you into?~
User avatar #677 to #676 - lovedemfurries (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't do roleplays sorry
User avatar #678 to #677 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Oh~

Well, what do you do?~
User avatar #644 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
Do you have skype?
User avatar #745 to #744 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
How are you?~
User avatar #746 to #745 - venomousvalentine (01/01/2016) [-]
im ok. and you?
User avatar #747 to #746 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Bored and horny, like always~
User avatar #749 to #748 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
*Kisses you on the cheek~*

Anything I could do to help with that?~
User avatar #709 to #644 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah... why?
#692 to #644 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
Hi, qt~

How are you?~
#696 to #695 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
*Kisses you on the cheek~*

Boop~
User avatar #697 to #696 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
>///> how be?
#698 to #697 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
GIF
*Kisses you on the lips~*

Bored and horny~
User avatar #700 to #699 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
*Kisses your neck~*

How are you?~
#703 to #702 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
*Cuddles you~*

Boop~
User avatar #704 to #703 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
cuddles sound nice.
#705 to #704 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
Does anything else sound nice?~
User avatar #706 to #705 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
bed. Im sleepy.
User avatar #701 to #700 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
Talking to my dad.
User avatar #693 to #692 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
looking for a webm
#694 to #693 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
What will you do after that?~
User avatar #645 to #644 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
get skype.
#646 to #645 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
I will, eventually~

We can just talk here~

Or I could PM you~
#647 to #646 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
I-its not that big by the way...
#650 to #647 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
It's one of the biggest, thickest, tastiest looking cocks I've ever seen~
User avatar #652 to #650 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
r-really?
#653 to #652 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes~

I want it in my mouth so ******* bad~
#655 to #654 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
GIF
I wanna lick that huge ******* shaft, and then suck it until you cum buckets down my slutty throat~
User avatar #656 to #655 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
yes please
#657 to #656 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
I love your cock~

What are you into, by the way?~
User avatar #658 to #657 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
height is my biggest fetish.
#659 to #658 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm 6 feet tall~

Wanna fill this out for me?~
User avatar #660 to #659 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
I am... far too lazy.
I'm pretty tame to be honest.

I'm 5'4"
User avatar #661 to #660 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
You're adorable~

What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
User avatar #662 to #661 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
Im completely virgin so...
User avatar #663 to #662 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Okay, then what's your kinkiest fantasy?~
#664 to #663 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
well not only do I have a height fetish but I kinda have a growth fetish too..
User avatar #665 to #664 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
A growth fetish?~

Continue~
User avatar #666 to #665 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
they kinda go hand in hand...
User avatar #667 to #666 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
I guess~

What else do you fantasize about?~
#614 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Here you go ^.^
User avatar #635 to #614 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I put a fourth finger into your asshole~ **

I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
User avatar #636 to #635 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, Master, I can feel my ass stretching to it's limit.
User avatar #637 to #636 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I shove my entire fist into your asshole, while the twink cums into the girl's asshole~ **

Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
User avatar #638 to #637 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
** I take the twinks cock into my mouth and suck and lick all the cum off of it before letting the girl sit on my face for me to lick up all the cum that drips from her ass **

My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
User avatar #639 to #638 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I start teasing your prostate with my hand~ **

I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
User avatar #640 to #639 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
** I squirm as you move your hand around inside me **

mmm, Master it feels so nice!
User avatar #641 to #640 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I start to play with your prostate~ **

You love that, don't you?~
User avatar #642 to #641 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, Master, please keep going!
User avatar #643 to #642 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I play with your prostate more~ **

Cum for me, slut~
User avatar #648 to #643 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
** I shoot my cum all over my my body **

It felt so good, Master. Thank you.
User avatar #649 to #648 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
You're welcome slut~

We should do this again, sometime~
User avatar #651 to #649 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Just give me a mention or I'll do the same
User avatar #615 to #614 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
What do you want us to do now, you sissy slut?~
User avatar #616 to #615 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't mind, Master, it's up to you.
User avatar #617 to #616 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** The woman sits on your cock, letting it enter her asshole, while the twink shoves his cock in your mouth, and I ram my cock into your asshole~ **

You love that, don't you, whore?~
User avatar #618 to #617 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Oh yes, Master, I love having all my holes filled!
User avatar #619 to #618 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** We all start ******* you, while I start spanking you~ **

You're a slutty girl, aren't you?~
User avatar #620 to #619 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm a slutty girl, Master.
User avatar #621 to #620 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I spank you harder~ **

You like that, bitch?~
User avatar #622 to #621 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, Master! I love it!
User avatar #623 to #622 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I spank you as hard as I can, and then we all cum~ **

Cum for me, slut~
User avatar #624 to #623 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
** I cum deep inside the girls ass **

Anything for you, Master.
User avatar #625 to #624 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** The girl gets off of you~ **

Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
User avatar #626 to #625 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes please.
User avatar #627 to #626 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** She sits on your face~ **

Start licking, bitch~
User avatar #628 to #627 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
** I swirl my tongue around her asshole licking up all of my cum that drips out **

Thank you again, Master.
User avatar #629 to #628 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I slowly put a finger into your asshole, while the woman shoves her pussy into your mouth while the twink starts ******* her asshole~ **

Lick her pussy, cumslut~
User avatar #630 to #629 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
** slide my tongue around her pussy letting all the juices drip into my mouth **

Of course, Master, whatever you say.
User avatar #631 to #630 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I put another finger into your asshole~ **

You love this, don't you, slut?~
User avatar #632 to #631 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, Master, of course I love it.
User avatar #633 to #632 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I put a third finger into your asshole~ **

Does that feel good?`
User avatar #634 to #633 - compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
It feels great, Master.
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