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| Gender: | male |
| Consoles Owned: | Gamecube, DS, Wii, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Megaman, Pokemon, Mario, The Legend Of Zelda, Kirby |
| Interests: | Video Games, Mythology, HP Lovecraft |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/09/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | Newfoundland |
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| Content Ranking: | #1049 |
| Comment Ranking: | #55 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #696 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #45 |
| Content Thumbs: | 4360 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 3% (3/100) Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 20.9% (209/1000) Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs |
| Subscribers: | 3 |
| Content Views: | 285477 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 398 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 11846 |
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latest user's comments
| #11203525 - Picture [+] (5 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| same tbh Could be married for years and find out your spouse was like some murderer or something worse Yeah, like, I want to marry a successful serial murderer who won't get caught...like duh! | ||
| #61 - Picture | 01/11/2016 on Gus n' Al | +9 |
| #39077 - Agent Carter 2x03: Better Angels synopsis: Peggy’s … | 01/11/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #11203430 - Picture | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #39075 - Supergirl 1x12: Bizarro synopsis: “Bizarro” – K… | 01/11/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #39074 - Laura Vandervoort will appear as Indigo/Brainiac 8(?) in Super… | 01/11/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #39073 - Supergirl 1x13 will be titled For The Girl Who Has Everything.… | 01/11/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #39072 - Supergirl 1x14 will be directed by Lexi Alexander, and will st… | 01/11/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #39071 - An unknown time-stopping Metahuman, and/or Mirror Master, and/… | 01/11/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #39070 - Picture | 01/11/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #11203159 - Okay~ See you later, qt~ | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11203150 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11203148 - Sorry~ I get a little carried away sometimes~ [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11203136 - Well, I have some bondage stuff, some S/M stuff, some dildos, … [+] (4 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11203129 - Have anything specific in mind?~ [+] (6 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Well, I have some bondage stuff, some S/M stuff, some dildos, vibrators, some buckets of hot cum (human, dog, and horse), some strap-ons, and more~ What looks fun?~ | ||
| #11203104 - What kind of toys?~ [+] (8 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Well, I have some bondage stuff, some S/M stuff, some dildos, vibrators, some buckets of hot cum (human, dog, and horse), some strap-ons, and more~ What looks fun?~ | ||
| #11203099 - So cute~ So, what about the toys (and/or horses)?~ [+] (10 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Well, I have some bondage stuff, some S/M stuff, some dildos, vibrators, some buckets of hot cum (human, dog, and horse), some strap-ons, and more~ What looks fun?~ | ||
| #11203091 - Should I use some toys?~ And should I invite some fri… [+] (12 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Well, I have some bondage stuff, some S/M stuff, some dildos, vibrators, some buckets of hot cum (human, dog, and horse), some strap-ons, and more~ What looks fun?~ | ||
| #11203073 - *Takes off your clothes, and starts lightly sucking on your ni… [+] (14 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Well, I have some bondage stuff, some S/M stuff, some dildos, vibrators, some buckets of hot cum (human, dog, and horse), some strap-ons, and more~ What looks fun?~ | ||
| #11203067 - *Starts moving my tongue around your nipple~* Like that?~ [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11203058 - Okay, but what kind of lewd **** ?~ What do lik… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| *Starts moving my tongue around your nipple~* Like that?~ | ||
| #11203054 - It's okay~ Just tell me what you want me to do to you~ [+] (5 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Okay, but what kind of lewd shit?~ What do like having done to you?~ *Starts moving my tongue around your nipple~* Like that?~ | ||
| #11203049 - I don't really know how to do this with a girl~ You m… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| It's okay~ Just tell me what you want me to do to you~ Okay, but what kind of lewd shit?~ What do like having done to you?~ *Starts moving my tongue around your nipple~* Like that?~ | ||
| #11203046 - Cute~ Really?~ I've never done this with a … [+] (9 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| I don't really know how to do this with a girl~ You might have to lead me through it~ It's okay~ Just tell me what you want me to do to you~ Okay, but what kind of lewd shit?~ What do like having done to you?~ *Starts moving my tongue around your nipple~* Like that?~ | ||
| #11203042 - *Starts licking your cock~* So cute~ I shoul… [+] (11 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Cute~ Really?~ I've never done this with a girl before~ I don't really know how to do this with a girl~ You might have to lead me through it~ It's okay~ Just tell me what you want me to do to you~ Okay, but what kind of lewd shit?~ What do like having done to you?~ *Starts moving my tongue around your nipple~* Like that?~ | ||
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cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
"Which is your favorite book emperor?" said the masked man while playing with a small remote. The back of the library didn't have that many people, thankfully that works in the little slave's favor since the vibrator was on Medium and loud. The slave's whimpering and panting is getting louder while time passes. Legs shaking as the man sets it to high in a sudden burst. The toy says a loud yelp while the man gets closer to him covering his mouth while shoving his erect cock in between his toy's legs. "Shhh we're in a library" The slave looks at his master with a face of slight fear while nodding it's head. Making it bend over the man shoves his cock deep in his toy's hole with just enough room to fit both his shaft and the small vibrating egg. Thrusting in and out forcefully while covering his mouth, his hands covered in saliva from the slave's ecstasy feelings of his master's thick rod penetrating his small cute hole. Every push led to a little moan until even with his master's hand on his mouth it can be heard throughout the library. Suddenly a fierce wave of cum bursts from the slaves tight hole and drips on the ground, following shortly the slave orgasms as well staining the whole row of books and the clean rug of the library. As the slave starts to breathe he notices people on the side peeking and taking camera shots. While embarrassed the slave still begged for more of his master's strong cock.
all I'm wearing is a bathrobe thats too big for me.
Nope, I'm completely naked, wrapped up in a blanket~
And with a hard cock~
And with a hard cock~
fj is bugged and when you click on replies, it moves you to profile instead
There is no such thing
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
*Kisses you on the cheek~*
Anything I could do to help with that?~
Anything I could do to help with that?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] It's one of the biggest, thickest, tastiest looking cocks I've ever seen~
I am... far too lazy.
I'm pretty tame to be honest.
I'm 5'4"
I'm pretty tame to be honest.
I'm 5'4"
You're adorable~
What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
** I put a fourth finger into your asshole~ **
I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
** I shove my entire fist into your asshole, while the twink cums into the girl's asshole~ **
Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
** I take the twinks cock into my mouth and suck and lick all the cum off of it before letting the girl sit on my face for me to lick up all the cum that drips from her ass **
My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
** I start teasing your prostate with my hand~ **
I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
** I start to play with your prostate~ **
You love that, don't you?~
You love that, don't you?~
** I play with your prostate more~ **
Cum for me, slut~
Cum for me, slut~
You're welcome slut~
We should do this again, sometime~
We should do this again, sometime~
** The woman sits on your cock, letting it enter her asshole, while the twink shoves his cock in your mouth, and I ram my cock into your asshole~ **
You love that, don't you, whore?~
You love that, don't you, whore?~
** I spank you as hard as I can, and then we all cum~ **
Cum for me, slut~
Cum for me, slut~
** The girl gets off of you~ **
Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
** I slowly put a finger into your asshole, while the woman shoves her pussy into your mouth while the twink starts ******* her asshole~ **
Lick her pussy, cumslut~
Lick her pussy, cumslut~
** I put another finger into your asshole~ **
You love this, don't you, slut?~
You love this, don't you, slut?~
** I put a third finger into your asshole~ **
Does that feel good?`
Does that feel good?`
