May as well stop here, Emperor.
I've got the entire appearance list for Dawn of Justice right here

I'll have you know, my laptop is just full of cum.

You're the type of guy who milks hamsters for fun, aren't you?

Of course not~

They're too small~

I'd milk a horse, German Shepherd, or a Doberman~

How do you know this?

I know a lot about animals~

You're the type of guy who milks hamsters for fun, aren't you?

Of course not~

They're too small~

I'd milk a horse, German Shepherd, or a Doberman~

Thanks for fucking up my search history.

Would not fuck~

That's some kind of inbred Mexican midget rat~

Puffy dressing me up like a girl and making me be the center of attention at a horse bukkake party~

who cares

Don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware!"~
Hell, I should know, I put it there!~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way~
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay~
All I could do to help him was to keep people away~
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~
And what did it say?~

Don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware!"~
Hell, I should know, I put it there!~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay~
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed~
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side~
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry~

I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way~
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay~
All I could do to help him was to keep people away~
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~
And what did it say?~

Don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware!"~
Hell, I should know, I put it there!~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, now the tavern's empty, and there's only you and me~
And, if you care, I'd like to share how this song came to be~
So come a little closer, if you really want to know~
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago~

Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay~
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed~
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side~
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry~

I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way~
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay~
All I could do to help him was to keep people away~
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~
And what did it say?~

Don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware!"~
Hell, I should know, I put it there!~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Oh, don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim~
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him~
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, now the tavern's empty, and there's only you and me~
And, if you care, I'd like to share how this song came to be~
So come a little closer, if you really want to know~
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago~

Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay~
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed~
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side~
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry~

I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way~
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay~
All I could do to help him was to keep people away~
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~
And what did it say?~

Don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware!"~
Hell, I should know, I put it there!~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared~
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard~
He saw the beast, and now nobody's scared of him, because~
His beard turned white, and all agree~
He looks like Santa Claus~

Oh, don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim~
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him~
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, now the tavern's empty, and there's only you and me~
And, if you care, I'd like to share how this song came to be~
So come a little closer, if you really want to know~
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago~

Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay~
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed~
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side~
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry~

I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way~
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay~
All I could do to help him was to keep people away~
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~
And what did it say?~

Don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware!"~
Hell, I should know, I put it there!~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Oh, don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim~
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him~
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared~
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard~
He saw the beast, and now nobody's scared of him, because~
His beard turned white, and all agree~
He looks like Santa Claus~

Oh, don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim~
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him~
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, now the tavern's empty, and there's only you and me~
And, if you care, I'd like to share how this song came to be~
So come a little closer, if you really want to know~
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago~

Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay~
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed~
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side~
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry~

I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way~
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay~
All I could do to help him was to keep people away~
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~
And what did it say?~

Don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware!"~
Hell, I should know, I put it there!~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, Captain Hook, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay~
It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away~
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan~
There was a crunch, and a scream!~
And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands!~

Oh, don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim~
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him~
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared~
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard~
He saw the beast, and now nobody's scared of him, because~
His beard turned white, and all agree~
He looks like Santa Claus~

Oh, don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim~
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him~
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~

Well, now the tavern's empty, and there's only you and me~
And, if you care, I'd like to share how this song came to be~
So come a little closer, if you really want to know~
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago~

Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay~
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed~
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side~
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry~

I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way~
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay~
All I could do to help him was to keep people away~
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~
And what did it say?~

Don't you sail, and don't you row, and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful, you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out, you'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware!"~
Hell, I should know, I put it there!~
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"~