emperorwatergate
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| Gender: | male |
| Consoles Owned: | Gamecube, DS, Wii, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Megaman, Pokemon, Mario, The Legend Of Zelda, Kirby |
| Interests: | Video Games, Mythology, HP Lovecraft |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/09/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | Newfoundland |
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| Comment Ranking: | #55 |
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| Highest Comment Rank: | #45 |
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| Total Comments Made: | 11846 |
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| #35551 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 10/30/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #35549 - I couldn't. [+] (3 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
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| #2 - >Or magnificent Melon Heads [+] (1 new reply) | 10/29/2015 on Mythology | 0 |
| #1 - >Not mentioning glorious Sheepsquatch. [+] (2 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Mythology | +1 |
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| #10989303 - I just noticed something: In Gotham 2x06, at the … | 10/29/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #35546 - Supergirl 1x04: How Does She Do It? synopsis: Kara’… [+] (4 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
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emperorwatergate (10/30/2015) [-]  And this goddamn show with the Feminism. "Why? Because she's a Girl?" No, Alex, because she GOT HER FUCKING ASS KICKED BY VARTOX. I just hope it gets better by 1x03. An especially heinous Villain like Reactron should help the show. Seriously, the guy's a mass-murdering, implied raping, Genocidal Sadist who gives people Cancer and Radiation Sickness for fun. They better not fuck him up. #35560 -
hirollin (10/30/2015) [-]  It's like casting Michael Cera to play Shaft. It's cbs, theyll fuck him up. Worst part is that the next supergirl we get will be decades from now, and even then they won't take it seriously or do it justice. This show is garbage, I doubt it can improve. The whole basis is girlpower and dorkyness. It's primetime network television that is family oriented, I doubt it will even surpass Lois and Clark in terms of violence and action. | ||
| #12 - Well, maybe not terrifying, but seriously ******* creepy. [+] (3 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Superman in the UK | +3 |
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emperorwatergate (10/30/2015) [-]  Time Lord Victorious: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o9LrbdorS0 (it's not the full speech, but it's the best I could find) | ||
| #10989108 - I defeated Blue (again) and Hydro-Man evolved into Blastoise (again)! [+] (1 new reply) | 10/29/2015 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #69 - Oh God why is he so hot. | 10/29/2015 on cr1tikal advice | +1 |
| #35544 - Picture [+] (5 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
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| #35543 - Picture | 10/29/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #35542 - Daredevil will be in Jessica Jones. | 10/29/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +3 |
| #35541 - Pom Klementieff will apparently play Mantis in Guardians Of Th… | 10/29/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #2 - How many of y'all ****** remember those Digimon things? [+] (1 new reply) | 10/29/2015 on Who had these? | 0 |
| #10988950 - Episode 4x03 of Arrow be like: "Olly and John le… | 10/29/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #35540 - Picture | 10/29/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #10988908 - I just hope I don't **** this up again like I did with … [+] (1 new reply) | 10/29/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #10988905 - I forgot to Save, so Vulture the Spearow and Aqueduct the Magi… [+] (2 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #10988898 - SOON. [+] (3 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #5 - "Really, ***** ?" Also, has anyone wa… [+] (9 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Superman in the UK | +35 |
 You remember how creepy he was in the Harry Potter movie? Like damn, the guy is a fantastic actor but he just made me so nervous whenever he was on screen. #17 -
theoddanon (10/30/2015) [-]  #33 -
emperorwatergate (10/30/2015) [-] Time Lord Victorious: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o9LrbdorS0 (it's not the full speech, but it's the best I could find) | ||
| #39 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Lewd Bun | +18 |
| #1 - Picture | 10/29/2015 on Sex | +13 |
| #2 - Picture [+] (4 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Ghostbusters movie | +111 |
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| #15 - Apparently, he's aware of the player Saving and Resetting the … [+] (8 new replies) | 10/29/2015 on Undertale, sans' grief 2 | +23 |
 OH NO! DON'T YOU BRING THAT FUCKER IN HERE, TOOK ME A WEEK TO FORGET ABOUT THAT ORANGE PIRCK! Its from a /tg/ thread, he is this bat-shit crazy fox-thing and through very clever writing and a simplistic art-form, he is fucking terrifying. #34 -
dakirbinator (10/30/2015) [-] mozai.com/quests/ this also has weaver's other quest threads and there are soundtracks on youtube if you're gonna go diving into rubyquest/nanquest/divequest here's ruby. nitrosparxx.bandcamp.com/album/ruby-quest-the-sounds-of-insanity | ||
| #5 - "Accidentally." | 10/29/2015 on Pornhub comments on stock... | +1 |
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cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-] "Which is your favorite book emperor?" said the masked man while playing with a small remote. The back of the library didn't have that many people, thankfully that works in the little slave's favor since the vibrator was on Medium and loud. The slave's whimpering and panting is getting louder while time passes. Legs shaking as the man sets it to high in a sudden burst. The toy says a loud yelp while the man gets closer to him covering his mouth while shoving his erect cock in between his toy's legs. "Shhh we're in a library" The slave looks at his master with a face of slight fear while nodding it's head. Making it bend over the man shoves his cock deep in his toy's hole with just enough room to fit both his shaft and the small vibrating egg. Thrusting in and out forcefully while covering his mouth, his hands covered in saliva from the slave's ecstasy feelings of his master's thick rod penetrating his small cute hole. Every push led to a little moan until even with his master's hand on his mouth it can be heard throughout the library. Suddenly a fierce wave of cum bursts from the slaves tight hole and drips on the ground, following shortly the slave orgasms as well staining the whole row of books and the clean rug of the library. As the slave starts to breathe he notices people on the side peeking and taking camera shots. While embarrassed the slave still begged for more of his master's strong cock.
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cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-] Yeah no prob, i'm actually a bit in heat and writing that was what i needed to cool off a bit.
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venomousvalentine (01/12/2016) [-] all I'm wearing is a bathrobe thats too big for me.
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emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-] Nope, I'm completely naked, wrapped up in a blanket~
And with a hard cock~
And with a hard cock~
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tylosaurus ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-] fj is bugged and when you click on replies, it moves you to profile instead
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tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-] There is no such thing
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
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emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-] *Kisses you on the cheek~*
Anything I could do to help with that?~
Anything I could do to help with that?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] I will, eventually~
We can just talk here~
Or I could PM you~
We can just talk here~
Or I could PM you~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] It's one of the biggest, thickest, tastiest looking cocks I've ever seen~
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venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-] I am... far too lazy.
I'm pretty tame to be honest.
I'm 5'4"
I'm pretty tame to be honest.
I'm 5'4"
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] You're adorable~
What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
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venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-] well not only do I have a height fetish but I kinda have a growth fetish too..
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I put a fourth finger into your asshole~ **
I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I shove my entire fist into your asshole, while the twink cums into the girl's asshole~ **
Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
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compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] ** I take the twinks cock into my mouth and suck and lick all the cum off of it before letting the girl sit on my face for me to lick up all the cum that drips from her ass **
My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I start teasing your prostate with my hand~ **
I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I start to play with your prostate~ **
You love that, don't you?~
You love that, don't you?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I play with your prostate more~ **
Cum for me, slut~
Cum for me, slut~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] You're welcome slut~
We should do this again, sometime~
We should do this again, sometime~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** The woman sits on your cock, letting it enter her asshole, while the twink shoves his cock in your mouth, and I ram my cock into your asshole~ **
You love that, don't you, whore?~
You love that, don't you, whore?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I spank you as hard as I can, and then we all cum~ **
Cum for me, slut~
Cum for me, slut~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** The girl gets off of you~ **
Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I slowly put a finger into your asshole, while the woman shoves her pussy into your mouth while the twink starts ******* her asshole~ **
Lick her pussy, cumslut~
Lick her pussy, cumslut~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I put another finger into your asshole~ **
You love this, don't you, slut?~
You love this, don't you, slut?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I put a third finger into your asshole~ **
Does that feel good?`
Does that feel good?`
