emperorwatergate
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| Gender: | male |
| Consoles Owned: | Gamecube, DS, Wii, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Megaman, Pokemon, Mario, The Legend Of Zelda, Kirby |
| Interests: | Video Games, Mythology, HP Lovecraft |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/09/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | Newfoundland |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Content Ranking: | #1049 |
| Comment Ranking: | #55 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #696 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #45 |
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| Comment Thumbs: | 36792 total,
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| Content Level Progress: | 3% (3/100) Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 20.9% (209/1000) Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs |
| Subscribers: | 3 |
| Content Views: | 285478 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 398 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 11846 |
| FJ Points: | 27614 |
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latest user's comments
| #11200374 - Picture [+] (10 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
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abstractpink (01/11/2016) [-]  We'd be better off here without him tbh #11200711 -
anon (01/11/2016) [-] >says the guy who blocked me ahahahahahaha ahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha  I never got personal with out until you started being unreasonable. I said multiple times that it didn't make to insult an entire game based off the actions of the fan base. You continued to be mad and continued to rant. You started insulting me by claiming I was a hipster. When all I did was say you should play the game instead of judging it by the fan base. You told lies to emperor and fapping so I mentioned them so they could see both sides of the story. Stay butthurt kid. #11200465 -
destaice (01/11/2016) [-]  I've only got in fights with 2 people here. reignlief however you spell it is the other one and he hates me because of my gay shit You were attacking everyone on this board who played Undertale because its content was getting spammed on the frontpage. Then proceeded to talk shit about the game even though you admitted to not having played it. So I called you a sel obsessed low tier shitposter. And it looks like you still are since you're still butthurt about it when that happened months ago. #11200519 -
anon (01/11/2016) [-]  Mentioning emperorwatergate and notfapping so they can be your personal army too? What the fuck, do you think I'm going to find you and stab you or something, or is your confidence just that shit? You completely bitched out and started getting personal with me, for insulting a VIDEOGAME. Holy shit, do you also go around reporting bad reviews on Steam on games you like? Get over yourself, you fucking faggot, try to take some criticism, and stop being such an obnoxious fag thinking you're better. You've spend countless of hours, making reaction pics yourself from videos of some random chick you saw, so that you could post pictures of her here as a mascot, and you call me the shitposter? This board is called /autism/. Accept that shitposts, irony, offensive jokes and opinions, insults, etc. are going to be used, no reason to get all pissy like a little girl. Also >blocked me for insulting a videogame >I'm butthurt kk bro | ||
| #11200347 - No~ He was online a few hours ago~ [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
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| #11200343 - Picture | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11200331 - But what's the point of having a huge load if nobody sees it?~ [+] (6 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
 allows you to cum more, yes. I was thinking about getting Lethice but that seemed a bit too dangerous considering that messes with your hormones. At least with the other stuff I'm taking it's beneficial to my health. L-Arginine, Zinc, and Pygeum offer health benefits along with more cum power. | ||
| #11200326 - Take a video and post it on /gay/~ [+] (9 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/10/2016) [-]  allows you to cum more, yes. I was thinking about getting Lethice but that seemed a bit too dangerous considering that messes with your hormones. At least with the other stuff I'm taking it's beneficial to my health. L-Arginine, Zinc, and Pygeum offer health benefits along with more cum power. | ||
| #11200301 - **emperorwatergate used "*roll picture*"** **emperorwaterga… | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11200296 - What I love most about Kira is the fact that, despite having K… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11200292 - Okay~ Hope you feel better soon~ | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11200287 - Kira is best girl~ [+] (3 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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evilicious (01/10/2016) [-]  I have never wanted a fictional relationship to work itself out this much in my life. #11200296 -
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| #11200284 - Pls?~ [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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cosmicswagmstr (01/10/2016) [-]  My mind's been on alot of stuff lately i can't get in the mood. | ||
| #11200278 - Lewd story pls?~ [+] (4 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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cosmicswagmstr (01/10/2016) [-] My mind's been on alot of stuff lately i can't get in the mood. | ||
| #11200221 - Bored, horny~ [+] (6 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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cosmicswagmstr (01/10/2016) [-] My mind's been on alot of stuff lately i can't get in the mood. | ||
| #11200161 - Nice~ | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #39021 - Picture | 01/10/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #39020 - Picture | 01/10/2016 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
| #11200123 - Do you think Michael Jackson ever called someone a "bitch… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
 He did everything he could to stop even looking like a black dude, why do you think he'd say anything to remember it? | ||
| #11200105 - Picture | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11200054 - *Cuddles you~* My little Nought~ [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #39014 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on Television - cartoon... | 0 |
 Unfortunately not. It's starts with Luke saying saying, "What was my father like?" And goes along like that. The end is with Darth Vader's breathing. | ||
| #11200040 - Picture | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11200038 - ~ [+] (5 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11200014 - All lesbian lolis are great~ [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11199868 - Thanks~ | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #3 - Picture [+] (15 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Translating Rap God into... | +15 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-]  Think about it. | ||
| #11199827 - Fine~ ~ [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-] 
"Which is your favorite book emperor?" said the masked man while playing with a small remote. The back of the library didn't have that many people, thankfully that works in the little slave's favor since the vibrator was on Medium and loud. The slave's whimpering and panting is getting louder while time passes. Legs shaking as the man sets it to high in a sudden burst. The toy says a loud yelp while the man gets closer to him covering his mouth while shoving his erect cock in between his toy's legs. "Shhh we're in a library" The slave looks at his master with a face of slight fear while nodding it's head. Making it bend over the man shoves his cock deep in his toy's hole with just enough room to fit both his shaft and the small vibrating egg. Thrusting in and out forcefully while covering his mouth, his hands covered in saliva from the slave's ecstasy feelings of his master's thick rod penetrating his small cute hole. Every push led to a little moan until even with his master's hand on his mouth it can be heard throughout the library. Suddenly a fierce wave of cum bursts from the slaves tight hole and drips on the ground, following shortly the slave orgasms as well staining the whole row of books and the clean rug of the library. As the slave starts to breathe he notices people on the side peeking and taking camera shots. While embarrassed the slave still begged for more of his master's strong cock.
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cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-] Yeah no prob, i'm actually a bit in heat and writing that was what i needed to cool off a bit.
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venomousvalentine (01/12/2016) [-] all I'm wearing is a bathrobe thats too big for me.
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emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-] Nope, I'm completely naked, wrapped up in a blanket~
And with a hard cock~
And with a hard cock~
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tylosaurus ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-] fj is bugged and when you click on replies, it moves you to profile instead
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tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-] There is no such thing
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
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emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-] *Kisses you on the cheek~*
Anything I could do to help with that?~
Anything I could do to help with that?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] I will, eventually~
We can just talk here~
Or I could PM you~
We can just talk here~
Or I could PM you~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] It's one of the biggest, thickest, tastiest looking cocks I've ever seen~
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venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-] I am... far too lazy.
I'm pretty tame to be honest.
I'm 5'4"
I'm pretty tame to be honest.
I'm 5'4"
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] You're adorable~
What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
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venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-] well not only do I have a height fetish but I kinda have a growth fetish too..
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I put a fourth finger into your asshole~ **
I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I shove my entire fist into your asshole, while the twink cums into the girl's asshole~ **
Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
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compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] ** I take the twinks cock into my mouth and suck and lick all the cum off of it before letting the girl sit on my face for me to lick up all the cum that drips from her ass **
My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I start teasing your prostate with my hand~ **
I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I start to play with your prostate~ **
You love that, don't you?~
You love that, don't you?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I play with your prostate more~ **
Cum for me, slut~
Cum for me, slut~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] You're welcome slut~
We should do this again, sometime~
We should do this again, sometime~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** The woman sits on your cock, letting it enter her asshole, while the twink shoves his cock in your mouth, and I ram my cock into your asshole~ **
You love that, don't you, whore?~
You love that, don't you, whore?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I spank you as hard as I can, and then we all cum~ **
Cum for me, slut~
Cum for me, slut~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** The girl gets off of you~ **
Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I slowly put a finger into your asshole, while the woman shoves her pussy into your mouth while the twink starts ******* her asshole~ **
Lick her pussy, cumslut~
Lick her pussy, cumslut~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I put another finger into your asshole~ **
You love this, don't you, slut?~
You love this, don't you, slut?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I put a third finger into your asshole~ **
Does that feel good?`
Does that feel good?`
