emperorwatergate
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| Gender: | male |
| Consoles Owned: | Gamecube, DS, Wii, 3DS |
| Video Games Played: | Megaman, Pokemon, Mario, The Legend Of Zelda, Kirby |
| Interests: | Video Games, Mythology, HP Lovecraft |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/09/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | Newfoundland |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Content Ranking: | #1049 |
| Comment Ranking: | #55 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #696 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #45 |
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| Comment Thumbs: | 36792 total,
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| Content Level Progress: | 3% (3/100) Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
| Comment Level Progress: | 20.9% (209/1000) Level 324 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs |
| Subscribers: | 3 |
| Content Views: | 285472 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 398 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 11846 |
| FJ Points: | 27614 |
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latest user's comments
| #20 - Ed O'Neill is the second coming of Christ. | 01/11/2016 on Al Bundy doin what he do | +5 |
| #10 - He died. | 01/11/2016 on Tortoise | +2 |
| #11200846 - I'll let you be the dominant one~ | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11200839 - Yes, there is~ [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11200836 - *Kisses you on the cheek~* It's okay, sweetheart~ … [+] (10 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| *Kisses you on the lips~* Don't be nervous~ I promise I'll be gentle with you~ *Kisses your neck~* There's nothing wrong with it, sweetheart~ *Starts leaving a trail of kisses down your body, ending at your nipple~* It's okay~ Your little dick is so cute~ *Starts stroking your little cock~* Well, I was only going to make you cum twice~ I guess I'll make you cum 3 times tonight~ | ||
| #11200818 - *Cuddles you~* Okay, we'll take it slow~ [+] (12 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| *Kisses you on the cheek~* It's okay, sweetheart~ I'll be gentle~ *Kisses you on the lips~* Don't be nervous~ I promise I'll be gentle with you~ *Kisses your neck~* There's nothing wrong with it, sweetheart~ *Starts leaving a trail of kisses down your body, ending at your nipple~* It's okay~ Your little dick is so cute~ *Starts stroking your little cock~* Well, I was only going to make you cum twice~ I guess I'll make you cum 3 times tonight~ | ||
| #11200753 - Of course~ What would you like to try first?~ [+] (14 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| *Kisses you on the cheek~* It's okay, sweetheart~ I'll be gentle~ *Kisses you on the lips~* Don't be nervous~ I promise I'll be gentle with you~ *Kisses your neck~* There's nothing wrong with it, sweetheart~ *Starts leaving a trail of kisses down your body, ending at your nipple~* It's okay~ Your little dick is so cute~ *Starts stroking your little cock~* Well, I was only going to make you cum twice~ I guess I'll make you cum 3 times tonight~ | ||
| #11200750 - How they make a man sing! Proof of heaven, as you're livin… | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11200748 - Weather-watching~ [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-]  Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200746 - Flower-picking~ [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200745 - Letter-writing~ [+] (3 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200744 - In their gardens~ [+] (4 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200743 - At their mirrors~ [+] (5 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200741 - Pretty women!~ Blowing out their candles or~ Combing o… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200736 - Pretty women~ [+] (7 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-]  Blowing out their candles or~ Combing out their hair~ (Combing out their hair)~ Then they leave~ Even when they leave you, and vanish, they, somehow, can still~ (Can)~ Remain there, with you~ (Even when they leave)~ They still are there~ They're there~ Ah!~ Pretty women~ #11200750 -
emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200733 - Breathing lightly~ [+] (8 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Blowing out their candles or~ Combing out their hair~ (Combing out their hair)~ Then they leave~ Even when they leave you, and vanish, they, somehow, can still~ (Can)~ Remain there, with you~ (Even when they leave)~ They still are there~ They're there~ Ah!~ Pretty women~ #11200750 -
emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200731 - Stay forever~ [+] (9 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Blowing out their candles or~ Combing out their hair~ (Combing out their hair)~ Then they leave~ Even when they leave you, and vanish, they, somehow, can still~ (Can)~ Remain there, with you~ (Even when they leave)~ They still are there~ They're there~ Ah!~ Pretty women~ #11200750 -
emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200723 - Glancing~ [+] (10 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Blowing out their candles or~ Combing out their hair~ (Combing out their hair)~ Then they leave~ Even when they leave you, and vanish, they, somehow, can still~ (Can)~ Remain there, with you~ (Even when they leave)~ They still are there~ They're there~ Ah!~ Pretty women~ #11200750 -
emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200720 - >> #11200716 , Stay within you~ [+] (11 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Blowing out their candles or~ Combing out their hair~ (Combing out their hair)~ Then they leave~ Even when they leave you, and vanish, they, somehow, can still~ (Can)~ Remain there, with you~ (Even when they leave)~ They still are there~ They're there~ Ah!~ Pretty women~ #11200750 -
emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Proof of heaven, as you're living!~ Pretty women!~ Sir, pretty women!~ Yes, pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ Pretty women!~ | ||
| #11200716 - Silhouetted~ | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11200712 - ~ [+] (29 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| *Catches it with my tongue, and then kisses you~* It tastes so good~ *Kisses you on the cheek~* It's okay, sweetheart~ I'll be gentle~ *Kisses you on the lips~* Don't be nervous~ I promise I'll be gentle with you~ *Kisses your neck~* There's nothing wrong with it, sweetheart~ *Starts leaving a trail of kisses down your body, ending at your nipple~* It's okay~ Your little dick is so cute~ *Starts stroking your little cock~* Well, I was only going to make you cum twice~ I guess I'll make you cum 3 times tonight~ | ||
| #11200709 - Nothing sir~ Nothing~ Pretty women~ Fascinating~ … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11200699 - Huh?~ What was that?~ [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-]  Nothing~ Pretty women~ Fascinating~ Sipping coffee~ Dancing~ Pretty women~ Are a wonder~ Pretty women!~ Sitting in the window, or~ Standing on the stair~ Something in them, chills the air~ Pretty women~ | ||
| #11200695 - Pretty as her mother?~ [+] (3 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Nothing~ Pretty women~ Fascinating~ Sipping coffee~ Dancing~ Pretty women~ Are a wonder~ Pretty women!~ Sitting in the window, or~ Standing on the stair~ Something in them, chills the air~ Pretty women~ | ||
| #11200691 - My ward~ Pretty as a rose bud~ [+] (4 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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emperorwatergate (01/11/2016) [-] Nothing~ Pretty women~ Fascinating~ Sipping coffee~ Dancing~ Pretty women~ Are a wonder~ Pretty women!~ Sitting in the window, or~ Standing on the stair~ Something in them, chills the air~ Pretty women~ | ||
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cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-] "Which is your favorite book emperor?" said the masked man while playing with a small remote. The back of the library didn't have that many people, thankfully that works in the little slave's favor since the vibrator was on Medium and loud. The slave's whimpering and panting is getting louder while time passes. Legs shaking as the man sets it to high in a sudden burst. The toy says a loud yelp while the man gets closer to him covering his mouth while shoving his erect cock in between his toy's legs. "Shhh we're in a library" The slave looks at his master with a face of slight fear while nodding it's head. Making it bend over the man shoves his cock deep in his toy's hole with just enough room to fit both his shaft and the small vibrating egg. Thrusting in and out forcefully while covering his mouth, his hands covered in saliva from the slave's ecstasy feelings of his master's thick rod penetrating his small cute hole. Every push led to a little moan until even with his master's hand on his mouth it can be heard throughout the library. Suddenly a fierce wave of cum bursts from the slaves tight hole and drips on the ground, following shortly the slave orgasms as well staining the whole row of books and the clean rug of the library. As the slave starts to breathe he notices people on the side peeking and taking camera shots. While embarrassed the slave still begged for more of his master's strong cock.
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cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-] Yeah no prob, i'm actually a bit in heat and writing that was what i needed to cool off a bit.
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venomousvalentine (01/12/2016) [-] all I'm wearing is a bathrobe thats too big for me.
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emperorwatergate (01/12/2016) [-] Nope, I'm completely naked, wrapped up in a blanket~
And with a hard cock~
And with a hard cock~
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tylosaurus ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-] fj is bugged and when you click on replies, it moves you to profile instead
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tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-] There is no such thing
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
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emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-] *Kisses you on the cheek~*
Anything I could do to help with that?~
Anything I could do to help with that?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] I will, eventually~
We can just talk here~
Or I could PM you~
We can just talk here~
Or I could PM you~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] It's one of the biggest, thickest, tastiest looking cocks I've ever seen~
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venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-] I am... far too lazy.
I'm pretty tame to be honest.
I'm 5'4"
I'm pretty tame to be honest.
I'm 5'4"
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] You're adorable~
What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
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venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-] well not only do I have a height fetish but I kinda have a growth fetish too..
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I put a fourth finger into your asshole~ **
I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I shove my entire fist into your asshole, while the twink cums into the girl's asshole~ **
Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
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compared ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] ** I take the twinks cock into my mouth and suck and lick all the cum off of it before letting the girl sit on my face for me to lick up all the cum that drips from her ass **
My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I start teasing your prostate with my hand~ **
I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I start to play with your prostate~ **
You love that, don't you?~
You love that, don't you?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I play with your prostate more~ **
Cum for me, slut~
Cum for me, slut~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] You're welcome slut~
We should do this again, sometime~
We should do this again, sometime~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** The woman sits on your cock, letting it enter her asshole, while the twink shoves his cock in your mouth, and I ram my cock into your asshole~ **
You love that, don't you, whore?~
You love that, don't you, whore?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I spank you as hard as I can, and then we all cum~ **
Cum for me, slut~
Cum for me, slut~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** The girl gets off of you~ **
Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I slowly put a finger into your asshole, while the woman shoves her pussy into your mouth while the twink starts ******* her asshole~ **
Lick her pussy, cumslut~
Lick her pussy, cumslut~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I put another finger into your asshole~ **
You love this, don't you, slut?~
You love this, don't you, slut?~
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emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-] ** I put a third finger into your asshole~ **
Does that feel good?`
Does that feel good?`
