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#11204599 - *Touches you~*  [+] (1 new reply) 5 minutes ago on Happy little board +1
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#11204601 - nought (2 minutes ago) [-]
oh~
#11204596 - I said I wouldn't do it~ 17 minutes ago on Happy little board +1
#11204594 - I definitely would not jack off Nought until he came on my fac…  [+] (6 new replies) 18 minutes ago on Happy little board +3
#11204598 - nought (11 minutes ago) [-]
please touch me
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#11204599 - emperorwatergate (5 minutes ago) [-]
*Touches you~*
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#11204601 - nought (2 minutes ago) [-]
oh~
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#11204597 - cajbo (13 minutes ago) [-]
kinky
#11204595 - kilroydotexe (17 minutes ago) [-]
#11204596 - emperorwatergate (17 minutes ago) [-]
I said I wouldn't do it~
#11204586 - UH~ Def Jam~ Uh~ Ruff Ryders~ 35 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11204581 - I definitely wouldn't like to watch that with Nought~  [+] (8 new replies) 40 minutes ago on Happy little board +1
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#11204590 - nought (23 minutes ago) [-]
I definitely would not get a boner and ask emperorwatergate to jack me off
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#11204594 - emperorwatergate (18 minutes ago) [-]
I definitely would not jack off Nought until he came on my face, while Twi and Kilroydotexe molested us~
#11204598 - nought (11 minutes ago) [-]
please touch me
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#11204599 - emperorwatergate (5 minutes ago) [-]
*Touches you~*
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#11204601 - nought (2 minutes ago) [-]
oh~
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#11204597 - cajbo (13 minutes ago) [-]
kinky
#11204595 - kilroydotexe (17 minutes ago) [-]
#11204596 - emperorwatergate (17 minutes ago) [-]
I said I wouldn't do it~
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#565 - emperorwatergate (12/28/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Little Anons~

Say hi~

Talk to me~
#783 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
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What do you even do?
Why do you thumb everyone up.
User avatar #784 to #783 - emperorwatergate (6 hours ago) [-]
I like everyone~
User avatar #778 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
kil urself
#775 - grump ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I would like to add you on Skype.
User avatar #781 to #775 - nought ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
you on skype? pm me
User avatar #782 to #781 - grump ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
PM'd you, fgt.
#776 to #775 - emperorwatergate (01/08/2016) [-]
I don't have Skype~
#777 to #776 - grump ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
>tfw the best ******* doesn't have Skype
#779 to #777 - emperorwatergate (01/08/2016) [-]
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Thanks, sweetheart~
User avatar #768 - nought ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
will you be my full-on waifu
User avatar #769 to #768 - emperorwatergate (01/04/2016) [-]
Of course I will, sweetheart~
User avatar #770 to #769 - nought ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
that means pictures with our names :/
User avatar #771 to #770 - emperorwatergate (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't have anything to take a picture with~
User avatar #772 to #771 - nought ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
no you silly, chinese cartoons!
User avatar #767 - nought ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
User avatar #774 to #767 - grump ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
**** you doin' here, boeh?
User avatar #780 to #774 - nought ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
just paying a visit...
User avatar #760 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2016) [-]
Huepike~
Goldendarknessx~

Hi, qts~
#765 to #764 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2016) [-]
Fine, I won't **** you~

Or let you **** me~
#766 to #765 - goldendarknessx (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
Good, we'll leave it at that.
User avatar #763 to #760 - huepike (01/02/2016) [-]
Just some example to let fams know what people have "Sex" thru SMS
User avatar #761 to #760 - huepike (01/02/2016) [-]
Nah i'm just kidding dont take it serious fam please
User avatar #762 to #761 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2016) [-]
I know, qt~

I was just ******* with you~
#738 - pulseythekid (01/01/2016) [-]
Happy new year emperor.
#739 to #738 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Happy New Year, old sport~
User avatar #718 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Anonymous~

I see you~

Talk to me~
#710 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Hi, Tylosaurus~
User avatar #743 to #742 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
How are you?~
User avatar #750 to #743 - tylosaurus (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm good
User avatar #751 to #750 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm bored and horny, like always~
#712 to #711 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Why are you here, qt?~
User avatar #713 to #712 - tylosaurus (01/01/2016) [-]
fj is bugged and when you click on replies, it moves you to profile instead
User avatar #714 to #713 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Oh~

Anyway, you still tired?~
#716 to #715 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Anything I could do to help with that?~
User avatar #717 to #716 - tylosaurus (01/01/2016) [-]
I don't think so
#683 - compared (12/31/2015) [-]
Hi ^.^
#753 to #752 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
Hi, emperor.
User avatar #754 to #753 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
How are you?~
User avatar #755 to #754 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm good, you?
User avatar #756 to #755 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Bored and horny, as usual~
User avatar #757 to #756 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
I never expect anything different.
User avatar #758 to #757 - emperorwatergate (01/02/2016) [-]
You wanna be lewd?~
User avatar #759 to #758 - compared (01/02/2016) [-]
Sure, pm me.
#708 to #683 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Please make out with emperorwatergate
User avatar #719 to #708 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
I do all the time.
User avatar #720 to #719 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Adonbilivit
User avatar #721 to #720 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
It's true.
User avatar #722 to #721 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #723 to #722 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
Ask emperor, they'll confirm.
User avatar #724 to #723 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
Mizu never talks to me so fug u
User avatar #725 to #724 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
What?
User avatar #726 to #725 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
You read it right you dumb lil hoe!
User avatar #727 to #726 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
Don't be mean, tara.
User avatar #728 to #727 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I'll do what I want , ur not my mum
#729 to #728 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
But I am ur qt, right?
User avatar #730 to #729 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
>>684
User avatar #731 to #730 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
What's wrong with that?
User avatar #732 to #731 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I ... what did you talk about with Mizu in the pm?
User avatar #733 to #732 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
That's a secret, that's why it's in a pm
User avatar #734 to #733 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
I beg of you m'lady , pm me too!
User avatar #735 to #734 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
I can't tell you, it's too secret and lewd.
User avatar #736 to #735 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
There is no such thing
JUST DO IT!
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!
#737 to #736 - compared (01/01/2016) [-]
I can't tell you about the lewd secrets, sorry.
User avatar #685 to #684 - compared (12/31/2015) [-]
How are you?
#687 to #686 - compared (12/31/2015) [-]
Horny as usual?

I stole your picture
#689 to #688 - compared (12/31/2015) [-]
Same here... I do have an idea I'd like to ask you about but through pm if that's ok..?
User avatar #681 - spelly (12/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #680 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Do what venomousvalentine said and get skype pls.
User avatar #668 - lovedemfurries (12/30/2015) [-]
hello c:
User avatar #671 to #670 - lovedemfurries (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm good ^_^
how are you
User avatar #672 to #671 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Bored and horny~
#674 to #673 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
You wanna help me with that?~
User avatar #675 to #674 - lovedemfurries (12/30/2015) [-]
maybe
what do you want?
#676 to #675 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Maybe a lewd roleplay~

What are you into?~
User avatar #677 to #676 - lovedemfurries (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't do roleplays sorry
User avatar #678 to #677 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Oh~

Well, what do you do?~
User avatar #644 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
Do you have skype?
User avatar #745 to #744 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
How are you?~
User avatar #746 to #745 - venomousvalentine (01/01/2016) [-]
im ok. and you?
User avatar #747 to #746 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Bored and horny, like always~
User avatar #749 to #748 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
*Kisses you on the cheek~*

Anything I could do to help with that?~
User avatar #709 to #644 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
yeah... why?
#692 to #644 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
Hi, qt~

How are you?~
#696 to #695 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
*Kisses you on the cheek~*

Boop~
User avatar #697 to #696 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
>///> how be?
#698 to #697 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
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*Kisses you on the lips~*

Bored and horny~
User avatar #700 to #699 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
*Kisses your neck~*

How are you?~
#703 to #702 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
*Cuddles you~*

Boop~
User avatar #704 to #703 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
cuddles sound nice.
#705 to #704 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
Does anything else sound nice?~
User avatar #706 to #705 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
bed. Im sleepy.
User avatar #701 to #700 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
Talking to my dad.
User avatar #693 to #692 - venomousvalentine (12/31/2015) [-]
looking for a webm
#694 to #693 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
What will you do after that?~
User avatar #645 to #644 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
get skype.
#646 to #645 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
I will, eventually~

We can just talk here~

Or I could PM you~
#647 to #646 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
I-its not that big by the way...
#650 to #647 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
It's one of the biggest, thickest, tastiest looking cocks I've ever seen~
User avatar #652 to #650 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
r-really?
#653 to #652 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes~

I want it in my mouth so ******* bad~
#655 to #654 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
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I wanna lick that huge ******* shaft, and then suck it until you cum buckets down my slutty throat~
User avatar #656 to #655 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
yes please
#657 to #656 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
I love your cock~

What are you into, by the way?~
User avatar #658 to #657 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
height is my biggest fetish.
#659 to #658 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm 6 feet tall~

Wanna fill this out for me?~
User avatar #660 to #659 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
I am... far too lazy.
I'm pretty tame to be honest.

I'm 5'4"
User avatar #661 to #660 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
You're adorable~

What would you say is the kinkiest thing you're into?~
User avatar #662 to #661 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
Im completely virgin so...
User avatar #663 to #662 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
Okay, then what's your kinkiest fantasy?~
#664 to #663 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
well not only do I have a height fetish but I kinda have a growth fetish too..
User avatar #665 to #664 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
A growth fetish?~

Continue~
User avatar #666 to #665 - venomousvalentine (12/30/2015) [-]
they kinda go hand in hand...
User avatar #667 to #666 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
I guess~

What else do you fantasize about?~
#614 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Here you go ^.^
User avatar #635 to #614 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I put a fourth finger into your asshole~ **

I stretched you out good, didn't I?~
User avatar #636 to #635 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, Master, I can feel my ass stretching to it's limit.
User avatar #637 to #636 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I shove my entire fist into your asshole, while the twink cums into the girl's asshole~ **

Clean him off, then lick his cum out of her ass~
User avatar #638 to #637 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
** I take the twinks cock into my mouth and suck and lick all the cum off of it before letting the girl sit on my face for me to lick up all the cum that drips from her ass **

My ass is stretched so much, Master. Having your fist inside of me feels so good!
User avatar #639 to #638 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I start teasing your prostate with my hand~ **

I'm gonna milk you dry, sissy~
User avatar #640 to #639 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
** I squirm as you move your hand around inside me **

mmm, Master it feels so nice!
User avatar #641 to #640 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I start to play with your prostate~ **

You love that, don't you?~
User avatar #642 to #641 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, Master, please keep going!
User avatar #643 to #642 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I play with your prostate more~ **

Cum for me, slut~
User avatar #648 to #643 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
** I shoot my cum all over my my body **

It felt so good, Master. Thank you.
User avatar #649 to #648 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
You're welcome slut~

We should do this again, sometime~
User avatar #651 to #649 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Just give me a mention or I'll do the same
User avatar #615 to #614 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
What do you want us to do now, you sissy slut?~
User avatar #616 to #615 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't mind, Master, it's up to you.
User avatar #617 to #616 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** The woman sits on your cock, letting it enter her asshole, while the twink shoves his cock in your mouth, and I ram my cock into your asshole~ **

You love that, don't you, whore?~
User avatar #618 to #617 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Oh yes, Master, I love having all my holes filled!
User avatar #619 to #618 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** We all start ******* you, while I start spanking you~ **

You're a slutty girl, aren't you?~
User avatar #620 to #619 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm a slutty girl, Master.
User avatar #621 to #620 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I spank you harder~ **

You like that, bitch?~
User avatar #622 to #621 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, Master! I love it!
User avatar #623 to #622 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I spank you as hard as I can, and then we all cum~ **

Cum for me, slut~
User avatar #624 to #623 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
** I cum deep inside the girls ass **

Anything for you, Master.
User avatar #625 to #624 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** The girl gets off of you~ **

Do you wanna lick the cum out of her asshole?~
User avatar #626 to #625 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes please.
User avatar #627 to #626 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** She sits on your face~ **

Start licking, bitch~
User avatar #628 to #627 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
** I swirl my tongue around her asshole licking up all of my cum that drips out **

Thank you again, Master.
User avatar #629 to #628 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I slowly put a finger into your asshole, while the woman shoves her pussy into your mouth while the twink starts ******* her asshole~ **

Lick her pussy, cumslut~
User avatar #630 to #629 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
** slide my tongue around her pussy letting all the juices drip into my mouth **

Of course, Master, whatever you say.
User avatar #631 to #630 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I put another finger into your asshole~ **

You love this, don't you, slut?~
User avatar #632 to #631 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
Yes, Master, of course I love it.
User avatar #633 to #632 - emperorwatergate (12/30/2015) [-]
** I put a third finger into your asshole~ **

Does that feel good?`
User avatar #634 to #633 - compared (12/30/2015) [-]
It feels great, Master.
User avatar #607 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
**chaosraptor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**chaosraptor rolls Grinding levels.**
how ****** up is emperor
#608 to #607 - emperorwatergate (12/29/2015) [-]
You know, I've never been lewd with a girl before~
User avatar #609 to #608 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
**chaosraptor puts on a chastity belt**
User avatar #611 to #610 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
**chaosraptor rolled user motherfuckingkenji ** will **** you
User avatar #577 - sunchild (12/28/2015) [-]
Stop being a slut
#579 to #578 - sunchild (12/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I know its great
#580 to #579 - emperorwatergate (12/28/2015) [-]
Wanna be slutty with me?~
User avatar #581 to #580 - sunchild (12/28/2015) [-]
I can't right now, I have to clean :0
User avatar #571 - emperorwatergate (12/28/2015) [-]
I see you, Newtamalego~
User avatar #574 to #571 - newtamalego (12/28/2015) [-]
lmao i clicked through my notifications to see what they were

Damn perceptive aren't you
#569 - sunchild (12/28/2015) [-]
Hey there lover
#570 to #569 - emperorwatergate (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
** Emperor kisses Sunny on the lips~ **

Lover~
#572 to #570 - sunchild (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
Did you do anything today?
User avatar #573 to #572 - emperorwatergate (12/28/2015) [-]
** Emperor kisses Sunny's neck~ **

Not really~
User avatar #575 to #573 - sunchild (12/28/2015) [-]
I bought some new clothes hehe
I want to take pics but I am too lazy
#576 to #575 - emperorwatergate (12/28/2015) [-]
Adorable~

See anything that looks fun?~
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