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#14 - All I know is that they would replace that section of my ribs …  [+] (2 replies) 12/08/2015 on I'd miss you guys +3
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#52 - razerdude (12/08/2015) [-]
that is metal as fuck, no pun intended
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#26 - fukkenchaos (12/08/2015) [-]
Sounds cool! I had to have a bar put in to spread my rib cage apart when I was younger, and now I have a small section of my ribs removed, since mine didn't grow properly during recovery. But since you're getting a plate installed, you can just consider it an upgrade.
#2 - Ah, something I forgot to mention. I'm poor, and I just got my…  [+] (13 replies) 12/08/2015 on I'd miss you guys +73
#67 - xxjmacxx (12/09/2015) [-]
What I'm about to say is super insensitive, so before I say it I sincerely hope everything works out well and you get everything taken care of perfectly


However if you do replace your ribs with a metal plate....
...Please become a superhero.
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#68 - emosadpanda (12/09/2015) [-]
Haha, it would be pretty awesome to be partially bullet proof, huh?
#71 - xxjmacxx (12/09/2015) [-]
Haha yea, just gotta use your power wisely.
#55 - itskennyandjosh (12/08/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**You could do this thing where you ask for money online and they give you money for the surgery or whatever you need, i don't know if people will donate but if i had the money i would
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#41 - musclezglassez (12/08/2015) [-]
what country you live in?
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#42 - emosadpanda (12/08/2015) [-]
The U.S.
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#75 - musclezglassez (12/09/2015) [-]
aw fuck dude, move to canada real quick?
#40 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
Christ, the fact that you have to wait until may for something that has any chance at all of being fatal on account of your insurance makes me feel almost physically ill. Fuck American healthcare.
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#34 - zeunfunnyguy (12/08/2015) [-]
best of luck fam

if it means anything it looks really fucking cool, but i get it still sucks
go get em champ!
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#33 - Fabianz (12/08/2015) [-]
A friend of mine had this too and he got the surgery.
Not gonna lie, shit sucked and he was in a lot of pain afterwards.
Good news is that he is 100% better now. Chest looks normal and he can do everything again.

I hope it goes well for you!
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#32 - maybehuman (12/08/2015) [-]
you could do sick cinema clips
#22 - catfacts (12/08/2015) [-]
Keep holding on until May, then! Do not panic. Look at their little faces, let it calm you.
#4 - whompers (12/08/2015) [-]
I hope it all works out. Keep us posted.
#186 - Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for…  [+] (1 reply) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest 0
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#176 - If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve…  [+] (3 replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest 0
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
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#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#171 - We tend to hang with the same girls... so I know several girls…  [+] (5 replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +1
#175 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, if, when you break up, she tries to take revenge, you know what to do. Have one of the girls do what I told you. The bonus for them is they get a bunch of pain pills free. And maybe that Xanax stuff you mentioned. Though if you must pay them, you can decide if the money is worth the revenge. Trust me, revenge can be costly. And if you decide to do something smaller, you can buy a bunch of duct tape and literally put tape on everything she owns. More annoying than it sounds. I still have tape residue on my desk.
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#176 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve this duct tape torture?
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
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#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#158 - As great as an idea that is, we are in college dorms, so I don…  [+] (7 replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +1
#167 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... You mentioned she doesn't have any real friends and she's basically a psychopath. She's sure to have enemies then. Who happen to be women. Do you get what I'm saying?
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#171 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
We tend to hang with the same girls... so I know several girls that don't like her. This includes her roommate for various reasons. From stealing her makeup to trying on all of her clothing.
#175 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, if, when you break up, she tries to take revenge, you know what to do. Have one of the girls do what I told you. The bonus for them is they get a bunch of pain pills free. And maybe that Xanax stuff you mentioned. Though if you must pay them, you can decide if the money is worth the revenge. Trust me, revenge can be costly. And if you decide to do something smaller, you can buy a bunch of duct tape and literally put tape on everything she owns. More annoying than it sounds. I still have tape residue on my desk.
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#176 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve this duct tape torture?
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
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#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#145 - Hmm... She doesn't have any real friends. I know why now. I kn…  [+] (9 replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +1
#150 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
This is going to be really evil, but not really illegal. As long as you don't get caught that is. It's just petty theft. Take every form of pain relief in the house, all of it, and either hide it, or dump it down the drain. Her period will take care of the rest. If you want to go extreme, do the same with her tampons/pads. Now I told you this was evil, because it is. When she finds out that these things are gone, it will already be too late. Does this work or do you need something else?
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#158 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
As great as an idea that is, we are in college dorms, so I don't think I'm getting past security or her roommate.
#167 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... You mentioned she doesn't have any real friends and she's basically a psychopath. She's sure to have enemies then. Who happen to be women. Do you get what I'm saying?
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#171 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
We tend to hang with the same girls... so I know several girls that don't like her. This includes her roommate for various reasons. From stealing her makeup to trying on all of her clothing.
#175 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, if, when you break up, she tries to take revenge, you know what to do. Have one of the girls do what I told you. The bonus for them is they get a bunch of pain pills free. And maybe that Xanax stuff you mentioned. Though if you must pay them, you can decide if the money is worth the revenge. Trust me, revenge can be costly. And if you decide to do something smaller, you can buy a bunch of duct tape and literally put tape on everything she owns. More annoying than it sounds. I still have tape residue on my desk.
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#176 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve this duct tape torture?
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
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#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#134 - I for some reason think you want me to post her nudes of **** …  [+] (11 replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +4
#136 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Don't do that. That's a terrible idea. It's not big enough. Think BIG. But not lawsuit big. Besides, she probably won't even SEE them. Making your revenge plot useless.
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#145 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... She doesn't have any real friends. I know why now. I know she's a druggy. Loves Xanax. She got's a lot more dirt on me, witch is bad. I know she cuts herself... She also has period cramps that are on par with contractions. Think I could do anything with that information?
#150 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
This is going to be really evil, but not really illegal. As long as you don't get caught that is. It's just petty theft. Take every form of pain relief in the house, all of it, and either hide it, or dump it down the drain. Her period will take care of the rest. If you want to go extreme, do the same with her tampons/pads. Now I told you this was evil, because it is. When she finds out that these things are gone, it will already be too late. Does this work or do you need something else?
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#158 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
As great as an idea that is, we are in college dorms, so I don't think I'm getting past security or her roommate.
#167 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... You mentioned she doesn't have any real friends and she's basically a psychopath. She's sure to have enemies then. Who happen to be women. Do you get what I'm saying?
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#171 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
We tend to hang with the same girls... so I know several girls that don't like her. This includes her roommate for various reasons. From stealing her makeup to trying on all of her clothing.
#175 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, if, when you break up, she tries to take revenge, you know what to do. Have one of the girls do what I told you. The bonus for them is they get a bunch of pain pills free. And maybe that Xanax stuff you mentioned. Though if you must pay them, you can decide if the money is worth the revenge. Trust me, revenge can be costly. And if you decide to do something smaller, you can buy a bunch of duct tape and literally put tape on everything she owns. More annoying than it sounds. I still have tape residue on my desk.
User avatar
#176 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve this duct tape torture?
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
User avatar
#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.