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#176 - If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest 0
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
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#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#171 - We tend to hang with the same girls... so I know several girls…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +1
#175 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, if, when you break up, she tries to take revenge, you know what to do. Have one of the girls do what I told you. The bonus for them is they get a bunch of pain pills free. And maybe that Xanax stuff you mentioned. Though if you must pay them, you can decide if the money is worth the revenge. Trust me, revenge can be costly. And if you decide to do something smaller, you can buy a bunch of duct tape and literally put tape on everything she owns. More annoying than it sounds. I still have tape residue on my desk.
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#176 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve this duct tape torture?
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
User avatar
#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#158 - As great as an idea that is, we are in college dorms, so I don…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +1
#167 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... You mentioned she doesn't have any real friends and she's basically a psychopath. She's sure to have enemies then. Who happen to be women. Do you get what I'm saying?
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#171 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
We tend to hang with the same girls... so I know several girls that don't like her. This includes her roommate for various reasons. From stealing her makeup to trying on all of her clothing.
#175 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, if, when you break up, she tries to take revenge, you know what to do. Have one of the girls do what I told you. The bonus for them is they get a bunch of pain pills free. And maybe that Xanax stuff you mentioned. Though if you must pay them, you can decide if the money is worth the revenge. Trust me, revenge can be costly. And if you decide to do something smaller, you can buy a bunch of duct tape and literally put tape on everything she owns. More annoying than it sounds. I still have tape residue on my desk.
User avatar
#176 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve this duct tape torture?
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
User avatar
#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#145 - Hmm... She doesn't have any real friends. I know why now. I kn…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +1
#150 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
This is going to be really evil, but not really illegal. As long as you don't get caught that is. It's just petty theft. Take every form of pain relief in the house, all of it, and either hide it, or dump it down the drain. Her period will take care of the rest. If you want to go extreme, do the same with her tampons/pads. Now I told you this was evil, because it is. When she finds out that these things are gone, it will already be too late. Does this work or do you need something else?
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#158 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
As great as an idea that is, we are in college dorms, so I don't think I'm getting past security or her roommate.
#167 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... You mentioned she doesn't have any real friends and she's basically a psychopath. She's sure to have enemies then. Who happen to be women. Do you get what I'm saying?
User avatar
#171 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
We tend to hang with the same girls... so I know several girls that don't like her. This includes her roommate for various reasons. From stealing her makeup to trying on all of her clothing.
#175 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, if, when you break up, she tries to take revenge, you know what to do. Have one of the girls do what I told you. The bonus for them is they get a bunch of pain pills free. And maybe that Xanax stuff you mentioned. Though if you must pay them, you can decide if the money is worth the revenge. Trust me, revenge can be costly. And if you decide to do something smaller, you can buy a bunch of duct tape and literally put tape on everything she owns. More annoying than it sounds. I still have tape residue on my desk.
User avatar
#176 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve this duct tape torture?
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
User avatar
#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#134 - I for some reason think you want me to post her nudes of **** …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +4
#136 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Don't do that. That's a terrible idea. It's not big enough. Think BIG. But not lawsuit big. Besides, she probably won't even SEE them. Making your revenge plot useless.
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#145 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... She doesn't have any real friends. I know why now. I know she's a druggy. Loves Xanax. She got's a lot more dirt on me, witch is bad. I know she cuts herself... She also has period cramps that are on par with contractions. Think I could do anything with that information?
#150 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
This is going to be really evil, but not really illegal. As long as you don't get caught that is. It's just petty theft. Take every form of pain relief in the house, all of it, and either hide it, or dump it down the drain. Her period will take care of the rest. If you want to go extreme, do the same with her tampons/pads. Now I told you this was evil, because it is. When she finds out that these things are gone, it will already be too late. Does this work or do you need something else?
User avatar
#158 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
As great as an idea that is, we are in college dorms, so I don't think I'm getting past security or her roommate.
#167 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... You mentioned she doesn't have any real friends and she's basically a psychopath. She's sure to have enemies then. Who happen to be women. Do you get what I'm saying?
User avatar
#171 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
We tend to hang with the same girls... so I know several girls that don't like her. This includes her roommate for various reasons. From stealing her makeup to trying on all of her clothing.
#175 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, if, when you break up, she tries to take revenge, you know what to do. Have one of the girls do what I told you. The bonus for them is they get a bunch of pain pills free. And maybe that Xanax stuff you mentioned. Though if you must pay them, you can decide if the money is worth the revenge. Trust me, revenge can be costly. And if you decide to do something smaller, you can buy a bunch of duct tape and literally put tape on everything she owns. More annoying than it sounds. I still have tape residue on my desk.
User avatar
#176 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve this duct tape torture?
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
User avatar
#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#122 - Cutting ties with this girl. She found me in public …  [+] (13 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Life Improve Contest +8
#131 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Be very careful. She may try to exact revenge on you for breaking up with you. Have a plan to get back at her for whatever she may do. And make it big so she wont retaliate, but small enough that she won't call the cops.
User avatar
#134 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
I for some reason think you want me to post her nudes of nsfw for revenge...
#136 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Don't do that. That's a terrible idea. It's not big enough. Think BIG. But not lawsuit big. Besides, she probably won't even SEE them. Making your revenge plot useless.
User avatar
#145 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... She doesn't have any real friends. I know why now. I know she's a druggy. Loves Xanax. She got's a lot more dirt on me, witch is bad. I know she cuts herself... She also has period cramps that are on par with contractions. Think I could do anything with that information?
#150 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
This is going to be really evil, but not really illegal. As long as you don't get caught that is. It's just petty theft. Take every form of pain relief in the house, all of it, and either hide it, or dump it down the drain. Her period will take care of the rest. If you want to go extreme, do the same with her tampons/pads. Now I told you this was evil, because it is. When she finds out that these things are gone, it will already be too late. Does this work or do you need something else?
User avatar
#158 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
As great as an idea that is, we are in college dorms, so I don't think I'm getting past security or her roommate.
#167 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Hmm... You mentioned she doesn't have any real friends and she's basically a psychopath. She's sure to have enemies then. Who happen to be women. Do you get what I'm saying?
User avatar
#171 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
We tend to hang with the same girls... so I know several girls that don't like her. This includes her roommate for various reasons. From stealing her makeup to trying on all of her clothing.
#175 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, if, when you break up, she tries to take revenge, you know what to do. Have one of the girls do what I told you. The bonus for them is they get a bunch of pain pills free. And maybe that Xanax stuff you mentioned. Though if you must pay them, you can decide if the money is worth the revenge. Trust me, revenge can be costly. And if you decide to do something smaller, you can buy a bunch of duct tape and literally put tape on everything she owns. More annoying than it sounds. I still have tape residue on my desk.
User avatar
#176 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
If it comes down to it, I'll do it. What did you do to deserve this duct tape torture?
#178 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
I may or may not have been in the crossfire of a similar situation to yours. I helped my roommate get revenge on his girlfriend. She found out. Don't worry though, I got my revenge. She don't fuck with me anymore. If you feel sorry for her though, don't. She was an abusive girlfriend.
User avatar
#186 - emosadpanda (05/30/2015) [-]
Bro, you must be psychic. How could you tell I felt sorry for her? That's good to hear. I'm curious to just how evil what you did to her was considering she doesn't mess with you...
#205 - thejaymezians (05/30/2015) [-]
Well, I won't go into detail, but lets just say she no longer has use of her car. This is one of the examples of where if I got caught, I would have gone to jail for destruction of property.
#175 - In my opinion, the feeling of wrapping your arms around a girl… 05/21/2015 on Break up stories +1
#174 - I'll make it short, but I was dating this native american chic… 05/21/2015 on Break up stories 0
#2498 - Haha, that's a keeper. Thank you!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +1
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#2611 - machiavellianhumor (05/14/2015) [-]
youre welcome. haha
#2395 - Thank you! 05/13/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +1