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emmyemerald

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Birmingham UK
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#2760 - Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you …  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2764 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2750 - Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan …  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2757 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
User avatar #2760 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
User avatar #2764 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2743 - Horror is definitely top of my list. I also really love crappy…  [+] (5 new replies) 1 hour ago on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2747 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
oh awesome! so stuff like the old, my bloody valentine? Frankenstein?(such a classic), and dawn of the dead?
User avatar #2750 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan of Tim Burton, Tarantino, and Guillermo del Toro
User avatar #2757 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
User avatar #2760 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
User avatar #2764 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2733 - Mostly PC now, Left4dead, skyrim, bioshock(s), those are my fa…  [+] (7 new replies) 1 hour ago on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2739 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ah left4Dead that's a good one lol, especially the modding community. skyrim pretty awesome, just started playing it. but uhm movies...well i like horror movies, and comedies. and action/dramas. so stuff like saw, saving private ryan, thats my boy, and the edge of tommorow. and yourself?
User avatar #2743 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Horror is definitely top of my list. I also really love crappy horror movies. Especially old ones, with terrible acting and awful effects.
User avatar #2747 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
oh awesome! so stuff like the old, my bloody valentine? Frankenstein?(such a classic), and dawn of the dead?
User avatar #2750 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan of Tim Burton, Tarantino, and Guillermo del Toro
User avatar #2757 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
User avatar #2760 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
User avatar #2764 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2723 - ok so lets talk games. What do you play?  [+] (9 new replies) 2 hours ago on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2730 - ulysseshell (2 hours ago) [-]
sweet, well i dont know i play a little bit of everything, computer, xbox, and playstation.- so halo, cod, Swtor, dark souls, mortal kombat...uhm destiny...those arre about the main ones. and you?
User avatar #2733 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Mostly PC now, Left4dead, skyrim, bioshock(s), those are my favourite games. What about movies?
User avatar #2739 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ah left4Dead that's a good one lol, especially the modding community. skyrim pretty awesome, just started playing it. but uhm movies...well i like horror movies, and comedies. and action/dramas. so stuff like saw, saving private ryan, thats my boy, and the edge of tommorow. and yourself?
User avatar #2743 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Horror is definitely top of my list. I also really love crappy horror movies. Especially old ones, with terrible acting and awful effects.
User avatar #2747 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
oh awesome! so stuff like the old, my bloody valentine? Frankenstein?(such a classic), and dawn of the dead?
User avatar #2750 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan of Tim Burton, Tarantino, and Guillermo del Toro
User avatar #2757 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
User avatar #2760 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
User avatar #2764 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2716 - pffft. I don't know what we're meant to be doing here. Does he…  [+] (11 new replies) 2 hours ago on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #2721 - ulysseshell (2 hours ago) [-]
uhm i dont know, i thought we were making gaming buddies and such...because i dont live in birmingham..or the uk for that matter. i live in canada. so if by "hook-up" you mean sex...well we are both kinda out of luck on that.
User avatar #2723 - emmyemerald (2 hours ago) [-]
ok so lets talk games. What do you play?
User avatar #2730 - ulysseshell (2 hours ago) [-]
sweet, well i dont know i play a little bit of everything, computer, xbox, and playstation.- so halo, cod, Swtor, dark souls, mortal kombat...uhm destiny...those arre about the main ones. and you?
User avatar #2733 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Mostly PC now, Left4dead, skyrim, bioshock(s), those are my favourite games. What about movies?
User avatar #2739 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ah left4Dead that's a good one lol, especially the modding community. skyrim pretty awesome, just started playing it. but uhm movies...well i like horror movies, and comedies. and action/dramas. so stuff like saw, saving private ryan, thats my boy, and the edge of tommorow. and yourself?
User avatar #2743 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Horror is definitely top of my list. I also really love crappy horror movies. Especially old ones, with terrible acting and awful effects.
User avatar #2747 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
oh awesome! so stuff like the old, my bloody valentine? Frankenstein?(such a classic), and dawn of the dead?
User avatar #2750 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan of Tim Burton, Tarantino, and Guillermo del Toro
User avatar #2757 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
User avatar #2760 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
User avatar #2764 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2690 - 24/F/Birmingham UK. I like cooking, movies, D&D, Video Gam…  [+] (13 new replies) 2 hours ago on Hook up with an FJer +3
User avatar #2707 - ulysseshell (2 hours ago) [-]
sweet, okay - lets see M/19 i like movies, and cooking however i suck at it. i have no absolutel idea how to even play D&D, i love video games, prefer scotch over bourbon, soo yea lets hook up. did i do this right?
User avatar #2716 - emmyemerald (2 hours ago) [-]
pffft. I don't know what we're meant to be doing here. Does he mean hook up like.... "hook up"? Does that phrase mean the same everywhere?
User avatar #2721 - ulysseshell (2 hours ago) [-]
uhm i dont know, i thought we were making gaming buddies and such...because i dont live in birmingham..or the uk for that matter. i live in canada. so if by "hook-up" you mean sex...well we are both kinda out of luck on that.
User avatar #2723 - emmyemerald (2 hours ago) [-]
ok so lets talk games. What do you play?
User avatar #2730 - ulysseshell (2 hours ago) [-]
sweet, well i dont know i play a little bit of everything, computer, xbox, and playstation.- so halo, cod, Swtor, dark souls, mortal kombat...uhm destiny...those arre about the main ones. and you?
User avatar #2733 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Mostly PC now, Left4dead, skyrim, bioshock(s), those are my favourite games. What about movies?
User avatar #2739 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ah left4Dead that's a good one lol, especially the modding community. skyrim pretty awesome, just started playing it. but uhm movies...well i like horror movies, and comedies. and action/dramas. so stuff like saw, saving private ryan, thats my boy, and the edge of tommorow. and yourself?
User avatar #2743 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Horror is definitely top of my list. I also really love crappy horror movies. Especially old ones, with terrible acting and awful effects.
User avatar #2747 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
oh awesome! so stuff like the old, my bloody valentine? Frankenstein?(such a classic), and dawn of the dead?
User avatar #2750 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan of Tim Burton, Tarantino, and Guillermo del Toro
User avatar #2757 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
User avatar #2760 - emmyemerald (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
User avatar #2764 - ulysseshell (1 hour ago) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#386 - True, but I usually pair it up with something else, emmy in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username 0
User avatar #392 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
Oooh, gotcha, that's pretty cool
#372 - maybe I should lol. I use the "emerald" in most of m…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username 0
User avatar #379 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
I see, I see. At least with emmierald it would be unlikely for someone else to have it!
User avatar #386 - emmyemerald (02/17/2015) [-]
True, but I usually pair it up with something else, emmy in this case but more recently it's been emeraldsub
User avatar #392 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
Oooh, gotcha, that's pretty cool
#362 - emmy- my name emerald- my favourite stone.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username 0
User avatar #367 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
You should have combined them, like: emmierald
User avatar #372 - emmyemerald (02/17/2015) [-]
maybe I should lol. I use the "emerald" in most of my other logins as a sort of combined thing, like em-erald
User avatar #379 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
I see, I see. At least with emmierald it would be unlikely for someone else to have it!
User avatar #386 - emmyemerald (02/17/2015) [-]
True, but I usually pair it up with something else, emmy in this case but more recently it's been emeraldsub
User avatar #392 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
Oooh, gotcha, that's pretty cool
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User avatar #30 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Heyy, I really miss talking to you.

Kinda been going through some hard times lately, working myself out of a rut...
But I feel we need to converse more.
User avatar #31 to #30 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh no, what's going on hun?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, for the past year I've been living with my grandfather and my drunk abusive uncle, so that's been a bit of a challenge.

Just trying to get out on my own for the moment. I'm trying to get a job but it's pretty hard considering I'm in Southern California, and it's way too overcrowded here lol.

I'm just having a hard time becoming independent. I know it's not going to happen overnight, but it sure is taking it's time.
Don't really have anyone to talk to around here
User avatar #33 to #32 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
You always have me
User avatar #34 to #33 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
I know :3

The past couple days I started thinking about you a lot and I wanted to start talking to you more
User avatar #35 to #34 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Well im not back at school till september and any distraction from my uni assignments is welcome ;)
User avatar #36 to #35 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Then I shall distract.

What's new anyways? How has life been treating you?
User avatar #37 to #36 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Life isn't bad right now. Got a full time job in a school starting september and my history degree is going well. That's about all I have time for these days.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Sounds good.

I need to get you into party mode. Let's get hammered and throw stuff at live traffic.
User avatar #39 to #38 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Haha. That sounds like fun.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
:3 Then it's a date
User avatar #41 to #40 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
YAAAY! What things are we throwing?
User avatar #42 to #41 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Whatever we can get our hands on

Rocks might be too dangerous, I was thinking of maybe filling up water balloons with different things like shaving cream, or spoiled milk. Something messy like that

I'll buy a bunch of watermelons and let them get old and rotten so they shatter on impact.
User avatar #43 to #42 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
haha. How about jelly? and by jelly i mean jello
User avatar #44 to #43 - Ottovan (07/26/2014) [-]
That could work. We could experiment with different molds
User avatar #45 to #44 - emmyemerald (07/27/2014) [-]
Send tiny castles flying over? I have no idea what kind of molds you have over there, but i have one that can make a giant cupcake.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Idk what we have either... Not everyday I make molds of fruity gel.

Well, there was that time I was experimenting with a friend... He never returns my calls
User avatar #47 to #46 - emmyemerald (07/31/2014) [-]
I...I would return your calls.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
User avatar #28 - Ottovan (06/21/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #26 - benjibonz (08/26/2012) [-]
apparently, people don't like your posts... I do! Could I possibly get deds on a photo? I think it would be hot to see my name on you after you're spanked :)
User avatar #10 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
Hi <3
User avatar #11 to #15 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
hi <3
User avatar #12 to #16 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #13 to #17 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
sleepy lol. you?
User avatar #14 to #18 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
Same! :D
User avatar #15 to #19 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
go to bed! thats where im going. hoping to wake up to lots of thumbs and a few comments on my latest OC. wont happen though lol, apparently what I find funny isnt.. funny.
User avatar #25 to #20 - Ottovan (04/02/2011) [-]
Wish granted :)
User avatar #16 to #20 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
lol, you never know :P
User avatar #17 to #21 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
naww, its only a screenshot of me talking to a guy on omegle.
User avatar #18 to #22 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 to #23 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
omg lol. i love you
#20 to #24 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
No thanks necessary :D
User avatar #21 to #25 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
still loveya
User avatar #22 to #26 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
love you too <3
User avatar #23 to #27 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
:) im going to bed sweetie. Talk tomorrow?
User avatar #24 to #28 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
I'll be waiting :) Goodnight
User avatar #8 - Rahmaniac (03/14/2011) [-]
I thumbed up all your pictures.
Every. Single. One of them. :)
User avatar #9 to #9 - emmyemerald (03/14/2011) [-]
loveyou
User avatar #7 - Ottovan (03/02/2011) [-]
Talk to me.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - emmyemerald (12/29/2010) [-]
loll. and?
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User avatar #5 to #4 - emmyemerald (12/29/2010) [-]
:) yayy
User avatar #1 - yerREALdad (11/29/2010) [-]
You have saved your comment virginity for me, and I have taken it.
Excuse me while I go take a shower.... I'm all sweaty.
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