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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
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#3 - Thanks for the review. I had a 2200 word limit on this, so it … 01/06/2016 on Loyalty- A first draft 0
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#134 - Tip Tops! 04/09/2015 on We all have different names... 0
#3283 - Gingers rule ;) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#2760 - Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
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#2764 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2750 - Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
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#2757 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
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#2760 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
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#2764 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2743 - Horror is definitely top of my list. I also really love crappy…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
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#2747 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
oh awesome! so stuff like the old, my bloody valentine? Frankenstein?(such a classic), and dawn of the dead?
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#2750 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan of Tim Burton, Tarantino, and Guillermo del Toro
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#2757 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
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#2760 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
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#2764 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2733 - Mostly PC now, Left4dead, skyrim, bioshock(s), those are my fa…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
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#2739 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
ah left4Dead that's a good one lol, especially the modding community. skyrim pretty awesome, just started playing it. but uhm movies...well i like horror movies, and comedies. and action/dramas. so stuff like saw, saving private ryan, thats my boy, and the edge of tommorow. and yourself?
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#2743 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Horror is definitely top of my list. I also really love crappy horror movies. Especially old ones, with terrible acting and awful effects.
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#2747 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
oh awesome! so stuff like the old, my bloody valentine? Frankenstein?(such a classic), and dawn of the dead?
User avatar
#2750 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan of Tim Burton, Tarantino, and Guillermo del Toro
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#2757 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
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#2760 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
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#2764 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2723 - ok so lets talk games. What do you play?  [+] (9 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
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#2730 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
sweet, well i dont know i play a little bit of everything, computer, xbox, and playstation.- so halo, cod, Swtor, dark souls, mortal kombat...uhm destiny...those arre about the main ones. and you?
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#2733 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Mostly PC now, Left4dead, skyrim, bioshock(s), those are my favourite games. What about movies?
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#2739 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
ah left4Dead that's a good one lol, especially the modding community. skyrim pretty awesome, just started playing it. but uhm movies...well i like horror movies, and comedies. and action/dramas. so stuff like saw, saving private ryan, thats my boy, and the edge of tommorow. and yourself?
User avatar
#2743 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Horror is definitely top of my list. I also really love crappy horror movies. Especially old ones, with terrible acting and awful effects.
User avatar
#2747 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
oh awesome! so stuff like the old, my bloody valentine? Frankenstein?(such a classic), and dawn of the dead?
User avatar
#2750 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan of Tim Burton, Tarantino, and Guillermo del Toro
User avatar
#2757 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
User avatar
#2760 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
User avatar
#2764 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
#2716 - pffft. I don't know what we're meant to be doing here. Does he…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
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#2721 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
uhm i dont know, i thought we were making gaming buddies and such...because i dont live in birmingham..or the uk for that matter. i live in canada. so if by "hook-up" you mean sex...well we are both kinda out of luck on that.
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#2723 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
ok so lets talk games. What do you play?
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#2730 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
sweet, well i dont know i play a little bit of everything, computer, xbox, and playstation.- so halo, cod, Swtor, dark souls, mortal kombat...uhm destiny...those arre about the main ones. and you?
User avatar
#2733 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Mostly PC now, Left4dead, skyrim, bioshock(s), those are my favourite games. What about movies?
User avatar
#2739 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
ah left4Dead that's a good one lol, especially the modding community. skyrim pretty awesome, just started playing it. but uhm movies...well i like horror movies, and comedies. and action/dramas. so stuff like saw, saving private ryan, thats my boy, and the edge of tommorow. and yourself?
User avatar
#2743 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Horror is definitely top of my list. I also really love crappy horror movies. Especially old ones, with terrible acting and awful effects.
User avatar
#2747 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
oh awesome! so stuff like the old, my bloody valentine? Frankenstein?(such a classic), and dawn of the dead?
User avatar
#2750 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah! I love pretty much anything Romero made, also a big fan of Tim Burton, Tarantino, and Guillermo del Toro
User avatar
#2757 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
Nice! yes Romero and tarantino were a couple of my favorites, and i think ive only seen a couple tim burtons..the nightmare before christmas i think...i really liked that one...he made that, right? lol. i was never very good with names.
User avatar
#2760 - emmyemerald (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah he made nightmare. A whole load of others, imdb him you might be surprised.

I gotta go to work! Catch you later x
User avatar
#2764 - ulysseshell (03/05/2015) [-]
ha im not a total idiot haha! but i think i just might it was good talking to ya talk later!
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#49 - Elk (02/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #30 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Heyy, I really miss talking to you.

Kinda been going through some hard times lately, working myself out of a rut...
But I feel we need to converse more.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh no, what's going on hun?
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User avatar #32 to #31 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, for the past year I've been living with my grandfather and my drunk abusive uncle, so that's been a bit of a challenge.

Just trying to get out on my own for the moment. I'm trying to get a job but it's pretty hard considering I'm in Southern California, and it's way too overcrowded here lol.

I'm just having a hard time becoming independent. I know it's not going to happen overnight, but it sure is taking it's time.
Don't really have anyone to talk to around here
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User avatar #33 to #32 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
You always have me
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User avatar #34 to #33 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
I know :3

The past couple days I started thinking about you a lot and I wanted to start talking to you more
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User avatar #35 to #34 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Well im not back at school till september and any distraction from my uni assignments is welcome ;)
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User avatar #36 to #35 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Then I shall distract.

What's new anyways? How has life been treating you?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Life isn't bad right now. Got a full time job in a school starting september and my history degree is going well. That's about all I have time for these days.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Sounds good.

I need to get you into party mode. Let's get hammered and throw stuff at live traffic.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Haha. That sounds like fun.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
:3 Then it's a date
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User avatar #41 to #40 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
YAAAY! What things are we throwing?
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User avatar #42 to #41 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Whatever we can get our hands on

Rocks might be too dangerous, I was thinking of maybe filling up water balloons with different things like shaving cream, or spoiled milk. Something messy like that

I'll buy a bunch of watermelons and let them get old and rotten so they shatter on impact.
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User avatar #43 to #42 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
haha. How about jelly? and by jelly i mean jello
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User avatar #44 to #43 - Ottovan (07/26/2014) [-]
That could work. We could experiment with different molds
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User avatar #45 to #44 - emmyemerald (07/27/2014) [-]
Send tiny castles flying over? I have no idea what kind of molds you have over there, but i have one that can make a giant cupcake.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Idk what we have either... Not everyday I make molds of fruity gel.

Well, there was that time I was experimenting with a friend... He never returns my calls
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User avatar #47 to #46 - emmyemerald (07/31/2014) [-]
I...I would return your calls.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
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User avatar #28 - Ottovan (06/21/2014) [-]
:3
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User avatar #26 - benjibonz (08/26/2012) [-]
apparently, people don't like your posts... I do! Could I possibly get deds on a photo? I think it would be hot to see my name on you after you're spanked :)
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User avatar #10 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
Hi <3
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User avatar #11 to #15 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
hi <3
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User avatar #12 to #16 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
How are you?
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User avatar #13 to #17 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
sleepy lol. you?
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User avatar #14 to #18 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
Same! :D
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User avatar #15 to #19 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
go to bed! thats where im going. hoping to wake up to lots of thumbs and a few comments on my latest OC. wont happen though lol, apparently what I find funny isnt.. funny.
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User avatar #25 to #20 - Ottovan (04/02/2011) [-]
Wish granted :)
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User avatar #16 to #20 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
lol, you never know :P
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User avatar #17 to #21 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
naww, its only a screenshot of me talking to a guy on omegle.
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User avatar #18 to #22 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
:D
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User avatar #19 to #23 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
omg lol. i love you
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#20 to #24 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
No thanks necessary :D
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User avatar #21 to #25 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
still loveya
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User avatar #22 to #26 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
love you too <3
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User avatar #23 to #27 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
:) im going to bed sweetie. Talk tomorrow?
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User avatar #24 to #28 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
I'll be waiting :) Goodnight
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User avatar #8 - Rahmaniac (03/14/2011) [-]
I thumbed up all your pictures.
Every. Single. One of them. :)
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User avatar #9 to #9 - emmyemerald (03/14/2011) [-]
loveyou
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User avatar #7 - Ottovan (03/02/2011) [-]
Talk to me.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - emmyemerald (12/29/2010) [-]
loll. and?
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User avatar #5 to #4 - emmyemerald (12/29/2010) [-]
:) yayy
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User avatar #1 - yerREALdad (11/29/2010) [-]
You have saved your comment virginity for me, and I have taken it.
Excuse me while I go take a shower.... I'm all sweaty.
 
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