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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:Birmingham UK
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Content Ranking:#8661
Comment Ranking:#35706
Highest Content Rank:#6316
Highest Comment Rank:#8700
Content Thumbs: 546 total,  810 ,  264
Comment Thumbs: 437 total,  630 ,  193
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 54 Content: Sammich eater → Level 55 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 143 Comments: Faptastic → Level 144 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:4
Content Views:10955
Times Content Favorited:20 times
Total Comments Made:327
FJ Points:1032
Favorite Tags: i love you (4)

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    are you kidding? are you kidding?
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    Iron Man? Iron Man?
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    Got a light? Got a light?
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    Pedochair! Pedochair!
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    reversed reversed
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    Catman! Catman!
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    Black and Decker Black and Decker
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    Uploaded: 01/20/11
    Deal with it Deal with it
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#9 - This belongs to Ottovan Go check his stuff out 07/04/2014 on Morkus +3
#232 - It's what I spend most of my time on FJ doing ;) 07/02/2014 on Wot 0
#221 - You should check out Ottovan, he's the one who made it. This i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Wot 0
User avatar #223 - Ottovan (07/02/2014) [-]
Awww yea, everybody loves to check me out...
User avatar #232 - emmyemerald (07/02/2014) [-]
It's what I spend most of my time on FJ doing ;)
#131 - This doesn't belong to you. This is Ottovan's OC 07/02/2014 on Wot 0
#460 - female, yes definitely. 06/26/2014 on Would you? 0
#29 - ^.^ 06/25/2014 on emmyemerald's profile 0
#32 - Its only the Union Jack if it's flown at sea. I think.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Union jack, Scotland to... +3
#54 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
the two Kingdoms of England and Scotland shall … for ever after be united into one Kingdom by the name of Great Britain … the Ensigns Armorial … be such as Her Majesty shall appoint and the Crosses of St. George and St. Andrew be conjoyned in such manner as Her Majesty shall think fit and used in all Flags Banners Standards and Ensigns both at Sea and Land.
User avatar #36 - listerthepessimist (05/20/2014) [-]
true, anywhere else it's just the union flag
User avatar #38 - odonnell (05/20/2014) [-]
This is constantly being debated.
In Canada its legally known as the Union Flag.

But, the flag existed before ships had jack-staffs, so it is more likely that the jack-staff is named after the flag.

Although, since there is no official record saying its only a Union Jack when at sea, both terms can be used freely.

tl;dr: Its what ever one you feel like saying
#135 - Of course it is with attitudes like his! Personally, if I were… 05/20/2014 on real life transformer 0
#133 - Anyone getting into a long term/ emotionally serious relations…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on real life transformer 0
User avatar #134 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2014) [-]
Eh, it's happened before. I'm sure that transsexuals aren't out to trick other people, but I do know that it's much easier to keep their condition discrete and lie about it than to be upfront and honest.
User avatar #135 - emmyemerald (05/20/2014) [-]
Of course it is with attitudes like his! Personally, if I were getting into a serious relationship with someone I hope they would feel comfortable enough to tell me. I wouldn't expect to know on the first date though.
#127 - I'm pretty sure that if the person still had a penis you would…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on real life transformer 0
User avatar #128 - captainfuckitall (05/19/2014) [-]
Well I can tell you that if I tried to pass off as a girl I wouldn't be having sex right away.

The point is, your partner deserves to know what they're getting into.
User avatar #133 - emmyemerald (05/20/2014) [-]
Anyone getting into a long term/ emotionally serious relationship should be totally honest yeah. My problem with applescryatnight's prickish nature here is his assumed stance that all trans people are trying to trick or trap people. It's a shitty attitude to have and it's bigoted and ignorant too.
User avatar #134 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2014) [-]
Eh, it's happened before. I'm sure that transsexuals aren't out to trick other people, but I do know that it's much easier to keep their condition discrete and lie about it than to be upfront and honest.
User avatar #135 - emmyemerald (05/20/2014) [-]
Of course it is with attitudes like his! Personally, if I were getting into a serious relationship with someone I hope they would feel comfortable enough to tell me. I wouldn't expect to know on the first date though.
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User avatar #28 - Ottovan (06/21/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #26 - benjibonz (08/26/2012) [-]
apparently, people don't like your posts... I do! Could I possibly get deds on a photo? I think it would be hot to see my name on you after you're spanked :)
User avatar #10 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
Hi <3
User avatar #11 to #15 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
hi <3
User avatar #12 to #16 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #13 to #17 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
sleepy lol. you?
User avatar #14 to #18 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
Same! :D
User avatar #15 to #19 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
go to bed! thats where im going. hoping to wake up to lots of thumbs and a few comments on my latest OC. wont happen though lol, apparently what I find funny isnt.. funny.
User avatar #25 to #20 - Ottovan (04/02/2011) [-]
Wish granted :)
User avatar #16 to #20 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
lol, you never know :P
User avatar #17 to #21 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
naww, its only a screenshot of me talking to a guy on omegle.
User avatar #18 to #22 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 to #23 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
omg lol. i love you
#20 to #24 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
No thanks necessary :D
User avatar #21 to #25 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
still loveya
User avatar #22 to #26 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
love you too <3
User avatar #23 to #27 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
:) im going to bed sweetie. Talk tomorrow?
User avatar #24 to #28 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
I'll be waiting :) Goodnight
User avatar #8 - Rahmaniac (03/14/2011) [-]
I thumbed up all your pictures.
Every. Single. One of them. :)
User avatar #9 to #9 - emmyemerald (03/14/2011) [-]
loveyou
User avatar #7 - Ottovan (03/02/2011) [-]
Talk to me.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - emmyemerald (12/29/2010) [-]
loll. and?
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User avatar #5 to #4 - emmyemerald (12/29/2010) [-]
:) yayy
User avatar #1 - yerREALdad (11/29/2010) [-]
You have saved your comment virginity for me, and I have taken it.
Excuse me while I go take a shower.... I'm all sweaty.
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