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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/17/2010
Last Login:11/29/2014
Location:Birmingham UK
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#32 - I was in a game where this happened. The entire party… 11/22/2014 on Magic Pools 0
#47 - I...I would return your calls.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on emmyemerald's profile 0
User avatar #48 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
#45 - I'm a redhead who can confirm the other half. I play with elec… 07/31/2014 on 20 Interesting Facts With... 0
#17 - Fun fact: the blue stickers on the pop tart boxes are covering… 07/29/2014 on in London +6
#45 - Send tiny castles flying over? I have no idea what kind of mol…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on emmyemerald's profile 0
User avatar #46 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Idk what we have either... Not everyday I make molds of fruity gel.

Well, there was that time I was experimenting with a friend... He never returns my calls
User avatar #47 - emmyemerald (07/31/2014) [-]
I...I would return your calls.
User avatar #48 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
#43 - haha. How about jelly? and by jelly i mean jello  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on emmyemerald's profile 0
User avatar #44 - Ottovan (07/26/2014) [-]
That could work. We could experiment with different molds
User avatar #45 - emmyemerald (07/27/2014) [-]
Send tiny castles flying over? I have no idea what kind of molds you have over there, but i have one that can make a giant cupcake.
User avatar #46 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Idk what we have either... Not everyday I make molds of fruity gel.

Well, there was that time I was experimenting with a friend... He never returns my calls
User avatar #47 - emmyemerald (07/31/2014) [-]
I...I would return your calls.
User avatar #48 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
#41 - YAAAY! What things are we throwing?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/25/2014 on emmyemerald's profile 0
User avatar #42 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Whatever we can get our hands on

Rocks might be too dangerous, I was thinking of maybe filling up water balloons with different things like shaving cream, or spoiled milk. Something messy like that

I'll buy a bunch of watermelons and let them get old and rotten so they shatter on impact.
User avatar #43 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
haha. How about jelly? and by jelly i mean jello
User avatar #44 - Ottovan (07/26/2014) [-]
That could work. We could experiment with different molds
User avatar #45 - emmyemerald (07/27/2014) [-]
Send tiny castles flying over? I have no idea what kind of molds you have over there, but i have one that can make a giant cupcake.
User avatar #46 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Idk what we have either... Not everyday I make molds of fruity gel.

Well, there was that time I was experimenting with a friend... He never returns my calls
User avatar #47 - emmyemerald (07/31/2014) [-]
I...I would return your calls.
User avatar #48 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
#39 - Haha. That sounds like fun.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2014 on emmyemerald's profile 0
User avatar #40 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
:3 Then it's a date
User avatar #41 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
YAAAY! What things are we throwing?
User avatar #42 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Whatever we can get our hands on

Rocks might be too dangerous, I was thinking of maybe filling up water balloons with different things like shaving cream, or spoiled milk. Something messy like that

I'll buy a bunch of watermelons and let them get old and rotten so they shatter on impact.
User avatar #43 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
haha. How about jelly? and by jelly i mean jello
User avatar #44 - Ottovan (07/26/2014) [-]
That could work. We could experiment with different molds
User avatar #45 - emmyemerald (07/27/2014) [-]
Send tiny castles flying over? I have no idea what kind of molds you have over there, but i have one that can make a giant cupcake.
User avatar #46 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Idk what we have either... Not everyday I make molds of fruity gel.

Well, there was that time I was experimenting with a friend... He never returns my calls
User avatar #47 - emmyemerald (07/31/2014) [-]
I...I would return your calls.
User avatar #48 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
#37 - Life isn't bad right now. Got a full time job in a school star…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/25/2014 on emmyemerald's profile 0
User avatar #38 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Sounds good.

I need to get you into party mode. Let's get hammered and throw stuff at live traffic.
User avatar #39 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Haha. That sounds like fun.
User avatar #40 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
:3 Then it's a date
User avatar #41 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
YAAAY! What things are we throwing?
User avatar #42 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Whatever we can get our hands on

Rocks might be too dangerous, I was thinking of maybe filling up water balloons with different things like shaving cream, or spoiled milk. Something messy like that

I'll buy a bunch of watermelons and let them get old and rotten so they shatter on impact.
User avatar #43 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
haha. How about jelly? and by jelly i mean jello
User avatar #44 - Ottovan (07/26/2014) [-]
That could work. We could experiment with different molds
User avatar #45 - emmyemerald (07/27/2014) [-]
Send tiny castles flying over? I have no idea what kind of molds you have over there, but i have one that can make a giant cupcake.
User avatar #46 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Idk what we have either... Not everyday I make molds of fruity gel.

Well, there was that time I was experimenting with a friend... He never returns my calls
User avatar #47 - emmyemerald (07/31/2014) [-]
I...I would return your calls.
User avatar #48 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
#35 - Well im not back at school till september and any distraction …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/25/2014 on emmyemerald's profile 0
User avatar #36 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Then I shall distract.

What's new anyways? How has life been treating you?
User avatar #37 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Life isn't bad right now. Got a full time job in a school starting september and my history degree is going well. That's about all I have time for these days.
User avatar #38 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Sounds good.

I need to get you into party mode. Let's get hammered and throw stuff at live traffic.
User avatar #39 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Haha. That sounds like fun.
User avatar #40 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
:3 Then it's a date
User avatar #41 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
YAAAY! What things are we throwing?
User avatar #42 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Whatever we can get our hands on

Rocks might be too dangerous, I was thinking of maybe filling up water balloons with different things like shaving cream, or spoiled milk. Something messy like that

I'll buy a bunch of watermelons and let them get old and rotten so they shatter on impact.
User avatar #43 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
haha. How about jelly? and by jelly i mean jello
User avatar #44 - Ottovan (07/26/2014) [-]
That could work. We could experiment with different molds
User avatar #45 - emmyemerald (07/27/2014) [-]
Send tiny castles flying over? I have no idea what kind of molds you have over there, but i have one that can make a giant cupcake.
User avatar #46 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Idk what we have either... Not everyday I make molds of fruity gel.

Well, there was that time I was experimenting with a friend... He never returns my calls
User avatar #47 - emmyemerald (07/31/2014) [-]
I...I would return your calls.
User avatar #48 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
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User avatar #30 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Heyy, I really miss talking to you.

Kinda been going through some hard times lately, working myself out of a rut...
But I feel we need to converse more.
User avatar #31 to #30 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh no, what's going on hun?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Well, for the past year I've been living with my grandfather and my drunk abusive uncle, so that's been a bit of a challenge.

Just trying to get out on my own for the moment. I'm trying to get a job but it's pretty hard considering I'm in Southern California, and it's way too overcrowded here lol.

I'm just having a hard time becoming independent. I know it's not going to happen overnight, but it sure is taking it's time.
Don't really have anyone to talk to around here
User avatar #33 to #32 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
You always have me
User avatar #34 to #33 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
I know :3

The past couple days I started thinking about you a lot and I wanted to start talking to you more
User avatar #35 to #34 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Well im not back at school till september and any distraction from my uni assignments is welcome ;)
User avatar #36 to #35 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Then I shall distract.

What's new anyways? How has life been treating you?
User avatar #37 to #36 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Life isn't bad right now. Got a full time job in a school starting september and my history degree is going well. That's about all I have time for these days.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Sounds good.

I need to get you into party mode. Let's get hammered and throw stuff at live traffic.
User avatar #39 to #38 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
Haha. That sounds like fun.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
:3 Then it's a date
User avatar #41 to #40 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
YAAAY! What things are we throwing?
User avatar #42 to #41 - Ottovan (07/25/2014) [-]
Whatever we can get our hands on

Rocks might be too dangerous, I was thinking of maybe filling up water balloons with different things like shaving cream, or spoiled milk. Something messy like that

I'll buy a bunch of watermelons and let them get old and rotten so they shatter on impact.
User avatar #43 to #42 - emmyemerald (07/25/2014) [-]
haha. How about jelly? and by jelly i mean jello
User avatar #44 to #43 - Ottovan (07/26/2014) [-]
That could work. We could experiment with different molds
User avatar #45 to #44 - emmyemerald (07/27/2014) [-]
Send tiny castles flying over? I have no idea what kind of molds you have over there, but i have one that can make a giant cupcake.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Ottovan (07/31/2014) [-]
Idk what we have either... Not everyday I make molds of fruity gel.

Well, there was that time I was experimenting with a friend... He never returns my calls
User avatar #47 to #46 - emmyemerald (07/31/2014) [-]
I...I would return your calls.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Ottovan (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I know you would ;)
User avatar #28 - Ottovan (06/21/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #26 - benjibonz (08/26/2012) [-]
apparently, people don't like your posts... I do! Could I possibly get deds on a photo? I think it would be hot to see my name on you after you're spanked :)
User avatar #10 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
Hi <3
User avatar #11 to #15 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
hi <3
User avatar #12 to #16 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #13 to #17 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
sleepy lol. you?
User avatar #14 to #18 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
Same! :D
User avatar #15 to #19 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
go to bed! thats where im going. hoping to wake up to lots of thumbs and a few comments on my latest OC. wont happen though lol, apparently what I find funny isnt.. funny.
User avatar #25 to #20 - Ottovan (04/02/2011) [-]
Wish granted :)
User avatar #16 to #20 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
lol, you never know :P
User avatar #17 to #21 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
naww, its only a screenshot of me talking to a guy on omegle.
User avatar #18 to #22 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
:D
User avatar #19 to #23 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
omg lol. i love you
#20 to #24 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
No thanks necessary :D
User avatar #21 to #25 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
still loveya
User avatar #22 to #26 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
love you too <3
User avatar #23 to #27 - emmyemerald (04/01/2011) [-]
:) im going to bed sweetie. Talk tomorrow?
User avatar #24 to #28 - Ottovan (04/01/2011) [-]
I'll be waiting :) Goodnight
User avatar #8 - Rahmaniac (03/14/2011) [-]
I thumbed up all your pictures.
Every. Single. One of them. :)
User avatar #9 to #9 - emmyemerald (03/14/2011) [-]
loveyou
User avatar #7 - Ottovan (03/02/2011) [-]
Talk to me.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - emmyemerald (12/29/2010) [-]
loll. and?
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User avatar #5 to #4 - emmyemerald (12/29/2010) [-]
:) yayy
User avatar #1 - yerREALdad (11/29/2010) [-]
You have saved your comment virginity for me, and I have taken it.
Excuse me while I go take a shower.... I'm all sweaty.
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