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emiyashirou

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Date Signed Up:6/17/2013
Last Login:1/11/2016
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#3 - De Beers mentioned Swell with South African corruption  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Why I don't buy jewelry +8
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#4 - sgtmajjohnson (12/17/2015) [-]
Yup
#75 - You can't see your marked papers or request remarks?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on new levels 0
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#76 - thevaulthunter (12/17/2015) [-]
No, not on official tests. You just get your grade.
#17 - *Did it on purpose so he could dindu and think he's hilarious 12/17/2015 on UPS fucking up again 0
#73 - Okay, but how the hell do you write an exam without pens? Do …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2015 on new levels 0
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#74 - thevaulthunter (12/17/2015) [-]
As soon as the exam is finished, it is collected. It cannot be edited by a student as no student can access it.
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#75 - emiyashirou (12/17/2015) [-]
You can't see your marked papers or request remarks?
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#76 - thevaulthunter (12/17/2015) [-]
No, not on official tests. You just get your grade.
#39 - It's just a really convoluted and unnecessarily long version of this 12/17/2015 on new levels +20
#38 - No pens? What?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2015 on new levels 0
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#72 - thevaulthunter (12/17/2015) [-]
People wrote answers on a piece of paper and rolled it up, they then hid it in the pen.
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#73 - emiyashirou (12/17/2015) [-]
Okay, but how the hell do you write an exam without pens? Do they provide pens? God forbid you write your exams in pencil, it's obvious why that's a stupid idea (very easy editing afterwards)
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#74 - thevaulthunter (12/17/2015) [-]
As soon as the exam is finished, it is collected. It cannot be edited by a student as no student can access it.
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#75 - emiyashirou (12/17/2015) [-]
You can't see your marked papers or request remarks?
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#76 - thevaulthunter (12/17/2015) [-]
No, not on official tests. You just get your grade.
#37 - >Professors say "No eating in the exam venue" … 12/17/2015 on new levels 0
#21 - Being rich affords you an education, which grants you basic re…  [+] (40 new replies) 12/17/2015 on rekt +5
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#23 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
most rich kids aren't too bright though.
It might just be that they know they'll inherit their parent's money so they stopped bothering.
#40 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
>most rich kids aren't too bright though.
nigga what
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#59 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
shit.
I don't know mandarin.
My school taught it but I was too busy perfecting my english then.
If I did know mandarin I wouldn't have been shitposting like this.
#60 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
>If I did know mandarin I wouldn't have been shitposting like this.
why?
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#61 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
Because my english would be too bad to actually make a grammatically perfect sentence. (not only that but the amount of homophone words in mandarin would make anyone go crazy when listening something for too long, that's why they have spectacular writing to distinguish one word from another)
I spent the rest of my intelligence points on biology rather than mandarin, so I'm here now.
#62 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
are you gay?
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#63 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
I had an unrequited love on a chinese catholic girl in kindergarten.
She still checks on me weekly but she's too shy to talk more than a few sentences before dropping the conversation.
She does this too on every other man, so.
Am I gay? No, I hate dicks other than mine.
#64 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
If she's too shy, why don't you take the initiative?
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#65 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
I'm too busy with school, and she's oblivious.
I did confess one time, but she literally said "okay, later then, Zanz" and ran the fuck away.
#66 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
Ask her out.
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#67 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
I will. I might update if she doesn't run away again.
#84 - stalini (12/25/2015) [-]
so, what happened mate?
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#85 - zzzanzitron (12/26/2015) [-]
Shit went well
She opened herself better to me now, but I can't rush things as of yet.
Also out of town so I can't ask her anywhere for now
#86 - stalini (12/26/2015) [-]
niice
#68 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
Don't let her run away.
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#69 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
I don't want to look like a creeper, alright.
#70 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
Why do you give a fuck? Be a man.
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#72 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
And I might also update if I do get arrested for that.
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#71 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
There's no point on being a man when a bystander thinks you're bullying her by stopping her from escaping and calls the police upon you.
#73 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
Catch her alone man. Don't use force or somehing. Just stand in front of her and ask her.
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#74 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
Okay, thanks.
I will update.
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#76 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
Now I'll just wait for the day she comes to me this week.
#75 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
I wish you good luck man
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#41 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
I mean bright as in smart.
(overly) rich kids always boast about their money and stuff but have average grades.
Or at least in my country.
Thumb me down all you care. I'm right.
#43 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
>I mean bright as in smart.
no shit, i did not think they were bright as light.
>but have average grades.
the fuck has grades to do with intelligence?
>Or at least in my country.
which country is that? All poor kids have good grades?
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#44 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
Indonesia.
It's a muslim-dominant South Asian country.
#45 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
I know what Indonesia is.
you sound like a guy who's butthurt at rich people.
Boasting about grades is quite retarded and is not related to one's intelligence.
#81 - indonesia (12/17/2015) [-]
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#46 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
But then again economy disparity here is high.
I've attended private school and public school yet in private school everyone is racist and act like geniuses while pulling bullshit reasons to bully everyone in spite of their better life.
But then again it might be that my family is a family of underpaid medical workers.
#47 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
>everyone is racist
How's that related to anything?
I doubt your country has many immigrants anyway, who are they racist to?
>family of underpaid medical workers.
why do you think they should be paid more?
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#49 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
Well, for one colleges have those race quota thingies where the amount of chinese descendants are limited, no matter how long you've been out of China (does this remind you of anything?) (I'm full chinese so of course i'll be salty).
And my parents work 9/6 a week but gets paid less than those workers that work 8/5 yet demand more wage raise (does this also remind you of anything?) (notice they work as orthodontists, in most countries hospitals charge lots for orthodontics) (but for one thing every orthodontists gets this low pay too)
#50 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
So, basically, you are butthurt that some people are born into richer families than you.
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#51 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
not that, but what I'm butthurt that (some) rich kids go out their minds to remind poor people to buy more money.
which is kinda silly how I'm still mad but bullies, man. They are bad.
A lot of people were nice to me though. Only the richest (and thus dumb) kids shout the loudest, they say.
#52 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
>Only the richest (and thus dumb)
you sound quite dumb mate.
And also very insecure about your own mind.
You know they are richer than you and so you keep telling yourself "AT LEAST IM SMARTER" even though you are not.
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#53 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
well, I'm sorry.
you just need to type once in a while to relieve that pain.
great, I feel bad now. thanks a lot.
and no, i'm not being sarcastic.
#54 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
hey man, at least you are not a fucking chink
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#55 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
uuh, what?
chinks mean chinese people, right?
or maybe something else?
#56 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
yepp, it means chinese
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#57 - zzzanzitron (12/17/2015) [-]
I don't have a suitable reaction pic to describe what I feel right now
why didn't I save a laughing pic?
#58 - stalini (12/17/2015) [-]
I want to learn mandarin, will you teach me?
#102 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Her thieving skills are up... 0
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#22 - Metal Bat vs Centipede only lasted like 2 chapters though, and… 12/17/2015 on Onepunch man comparison... +3
#299 - The protagonist is basically schizophrenic and paranoid as … 12/17/2015 on The Anime Industry 0
#26 - I get you're being sarcastic, but the Muv Luv trilogy is hones… 12/17/2015 on This Is Not The Creampie I... 0
#11 - It's a pretty simple sentence, but yeah, you did/  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on random comp 0
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#49 - fluffypain (12/17/2015) [-]
i know it's simple, i was being ironic...
#9 - It's not only unnecessary, it's completely out of place, you c…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2015 on random comp +3
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#10 - fluffypain (12/17/2015) [-]
so i actually spotted the mistake in this complicated sentence?
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#13 - Sterski (12/17/2015) [-]
>complicated
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#11 - emiyashirou (12/17/2015) [-]
It's a pretty simple sentence, but yeah, you did/
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#49 - fluffypain (12/17/2015) [-]
i know it's simple, i was being ironic...
#2 - I can't tell if the first guy is acting surprised that she's r…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2015 on random comp +6
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#7 - fluffypain (12/17/2015) [-]
what's wrong with the grammar? is "kudasai" unnecessary? my japanese-"skills" come from main stream anime
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#18 - sweetjessierose (12/17/2015) [-]
She's basically saying "nice to meet you, please"
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#9 - emiyashirou (12/17/2015) [-]
It's not only unnecessary, it's completely out of place, you can't use it like that.
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#10 - fluffypain (12/17/2015) [-]
so i actually spotted the mistake in this complicated sentence?
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#13 - Sterski (12/17/2015) [-]
>complicated
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#11 - emiyashirou (12/17/2015) [-]
It's a pretty simple sentence, but yeah, you did/
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#49 - fluffypain (12/17/2015) [-]
i know it's simple, i was being ironic...
#75 - >> #74 ,  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2015 on The Anime Industry +2
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#124 - jeffthellamaking (12/17/2015) [-]
I have no idea what's going on in this manga, and I'm not sure I want to stick around long enough to find out.
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#299 - emiyashirou (12/17/2015) [-]
The protagonist is basically schizophrenic and paranoid as fuck. The overarching plot is zombie apocalypse.
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#76 - jeffthellamaking (12/17/2015) [-]
Thumbs for you.
I will check it out.
#74 - Most of those don't get animated, since they rely on psycholog… 12/17/2015 on The Anime Industry +11
#21 - Well, I mean, there's this (Artist is Korean, I believe) 12/16/2015 on These are the droids we are... 0
#16 - Actual spoiler here -> Man, I felt like **** a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on This Is Not The Creampie I... +2
#24 - paraxo (12/17/2015) [-]
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#23 - tenaciouslee (12/17/2015) [-]
You spoiled a hentai VN, now how the fuck can I enjoy it?

R U I N E D.
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#26 - emiyashirou (12/17/2015) [-]
I get you're being sarcastic, but the Muv Luv trilogy is honestly one of the best things I've ever read. The first one is a bit boring, but the second one and third one are amazing.
#11 - That means it's less than 1/10, obviously.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on (untitled) +11
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#12 - psykobear (12/16/2015) [-]
I suppose so. But the rest of his comment implied he enjoyed it, so I don't know why he'd rate it so low.
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#19 - qonetwothreefive (12/16/2015) [-]
9/11 2001
and then "9/11" out of ten
get it?
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#21 - psykobear (12/16/2015) [-]
No, I get that it was a 9/11 joke.
I was just trying to be funny and pretend that I thought he used a double fraction.
I didn't know that I would be taken seriously.
#16 - ******* knew I'd see you getting butthurt in the commen…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on Nice 0
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#17 - scootabot (12/16/2015) [-]
What? o -o
#45 - Eating. 12/16/2015 on Rollin' in the waifus +2
#44 - It's (in formal language) just "I (or we) receive.",… 12/16/2015 on Rollin' in the waifus 0
#41 - It just means "You are already dead." 12/16/2015 on Rollin' in the waifus 0
#42 - I mean, the Japanese public retaliated against the ISIS execut… 12/16/2015 on now go bomb somethin +5

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#16 - Salzar (08/12/2015) [-]
Hi, I literally only added you because I saw a comment of yours JUST after bingeing and finishing the last episode of Unlimited Blade Works.

That's it. That's why I friend requested you.

I hope you weren't expecting some deep, long-lost love to re-find you through fj.
#13 - murrlogic (08/09/2015) [-]
>Rise
>Worst Girl

Shut your Chie loving whore mouth fag.
#14 to #13 - emiyashirou (08/09/2015) [-]
>Implying I was saying Chie is best girl
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (08/09/2015) [-]
>Naoto

Oh ******* god that's even worse

Naoto "WHO SAID ANYONE CAN HAVE FUN EVER" Shirogane

She's not even good for how late you get her in the game.
User avatar #12 - ayumu (07/23/2015) [-]
Filthy weeaboo
User avatar #11 - mrsnowballs (07/18/2015) [-]
nice name btw
#8 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
User avatar #9 to #8 - emiyashirou (07/05/2015) [-]
But what if I don't have any of those? ;_;
#10 to #9 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
THEN MAKE THEM.
User avatar #7 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
#4 - infinitereaper (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm 3 episodes into Assassination Classroom.
You should definitely give it a chance.
Given what the show is, I love what I've seen so far.
User avatar #5 to #4 - emiyashirou (01/24/2015) [-]
I do read the manga and love it, but if the anime's in the same style and quality as the OVA was, I'm not gonna bother with the anime at all, so I guess I'll just watch 1 or 2 eps of it some or other time to check.
User avatar #6 to #5 - infinitereaper (01/24/2015) [-]
It's cool, give it 3 episodes though. Convinced me with the third one.
Then again I was sort of high. But I digress.
User avatar #1 - davidavidson (01/10/2015) [-]
I told you to SAY MY NAME
User avatar #2 to #1 - emiyashirou (01/10/2015) [-]
You ain't the boss of me ***** .
#3 to #2 - davidavidson (01/10/2015) [-]
Boy... Say my name or I'll rip ya a new one..
Boy... Say my name or I'll rip ya a new one..
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