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emeraldslam  

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: www.facebook.com/Dwayneturtle1
Consoles Owned: Nintendo DS, PS3, Nintendo Wii
Video Games Played: SSBB
Date Signed Up:6/10/2011
Last Login:5/26/2013
Location:Ontario
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Comment Ranking:#15245
Highest Content Rank:#7806
Highest Comment Rank:#1304
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Comment Level Progress: 85% (85/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:33304
Times Content Favorited:262 times
Total Comments Made:940
FJ Points:6251
Favorite Tags: emeraldslam (2) | ostrich (2)
I like Sloths, Naruto, One Piece, Parkour, and MapleStory.
My favorite meme is Cereal Guy

Twitter: @Emerald_Slam

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#1256 - Picture 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +3
#454 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +2
#1246 - xsap (05/23/2013) [-]
im sorry but the rules of the internet forbid me from NOT posting this picture.
#1256 - emeraldslam (05/23/2013) [-]
#19 - Picture 05/16/2013 on emeraldslam's profile 0
#257 - I like to mute it and open this in the next tab http… 05/05/2013 on Silk 0
#8 - Picture 05/02/2013 on ohh boy +4
#247 - Picture 04/23/2013 on The Great Gatsby +2
#14 - But he didn't know that Y'know Cause he didn…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on The Great Gatsby +38
#246 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#247 - emeraldslam (04/23/2013) [-]
#42 - K 04/22/2013 on The NSFW Section in a Nut... +1
#95 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGGf_UhsmVw 04/21/2013 on So Who Here Likes a Good... 0
#112 - Pure Evil 04/20/2013 on Bitch Slap Revenge. +9
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User avatar #18 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
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#5 - siimonnx (03/22/2012) [-]
Random add or same profile picture?
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User avatar #6 to #5 - emeraldslam ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
Same profile picture. And I love your reaction photos
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#7 to #6 - siimonnx (03/22/2012) [-]
Give me some of your naruto pics I need some more...
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#8 to #7 - emeraldslam ONLINE (03/22/2012) [-]
I don't have a lot
I don't have a lot
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#9 to #8 - siimonnx (03/24/2012) [-]
Naruto thread? Naruto thread
Naruto thread?
Naruto thread
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#10 to #9 - emeraldslam ONLINE (03/24/2012) [-]
DUDE! Can I have that one? ↑
DUDE! Can I have that one? ↑
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#11 to #10 - siimonnx (03/24/2012) [-]
Yeah of course!
Yeah of course!
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#12 to #11 - emeraldslam ONLINE (03/24/2012) [-]
Sweet ☺ Thanks!
Sweet ☺ Thanks!
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#13 to #12 - siimonnx (03/24/2012) [-]
Do you have a source?
Do you have a source?
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#14 to #13 - emeraldslam ONLINE (03/24/2012) [-]
Well those 3 gifs I made on gifsoup. The rest of find while exploring the internet
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#15 to #14 - siimonnx (03/24/2012) [-]
Well thank you for this anyway!
Well thank you for this anyway!
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#16 to #15 - emeraldslam ONLINE (03/24/2012) [-]
No problem

Here's another pic
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