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#19 - also the picture refused to rotate so thats how its going to h… 07/24/2016 on dog 0
#17 - thats hat i was talking about. thats basically what off of its…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2016 on dog +1
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#19 - emeraldforce (07/24/2016) [-]
also the picture refused to rotate so thats how its going to have to be
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#18 - manza (07/24/2016) [-]
but the undercoat mason, what does it mean?
#14 - it dosnt "isolate" but think of it in terms as their…  [+] (21 new replies) 07/24/2016 on dog +1
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#16 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
the undercoat though, explain its purpose
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#21 - funnychemaster (07/24/2016) [-]
Works as an insulator
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#22 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
yes but i need to know about the undercoat, especially concerning what it does
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#28 - fables (07/24/2016) [-]
it protects the undercarriage of the pupper from radiation and frost
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#30 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
When pertaining to the undercoat, what is its primary function?
#38 - actuallybuddyboy (07/24/2016) [-]
Ok, so;

How it works is like this.

The Husky has two layers of fur, the upper layer and the lower lair.

The Upper Layer is designed to keep heat close, but not too close, because getting hot sucks.

The Lower Lair is called a lair because it is just that, continuous chambers along the skin; designed using lightning bolt hairs that are really good at telling heat to fuck off, these chambers repel the heat and keep a cool cushion air pocket that lets the Husky survive long falls.
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#43 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
the undercoat assuredly must have a purpose, would you be so kind as to tell me what it is?
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#54 - commontroll (07/24/2016) [-]
Stuff mostly.
#48 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
How do you keep getting people to respond to you? You're literally just asking the same question in every reply.
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#57 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
Wanna know my secret?

First you have to tell me wha reason that they have their undercoat for.
#60 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
HOT. PUPPER HAIR COOL.
COOL. PUPPER HAIR HOT.
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#71 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
Well I guess you don't want to know my secret then.

All I wanted to know was the reason the undercoat is on the dog
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#53 - captchakid (07/24/2016) [-]
Thats what im wondering.
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#44 - actuallybuddyboy (07/24/2016) [-]
It keeps the cool air in and keep the hot air out.

That's what it was designed to do, the Germans know their stuff.
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#72 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
but the dog. it has to have the undercoat for a reason. I would like to be privy to that information.
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#73 - actuallybuddyboy (07/24/2016) [-]
How much meta does it take to get to the center of a joke?

The world may never know.
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#23 - funnychemaster (07/24/2016) [-]
lol
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#15 - manza (07/24/2016) [-]
but this all brings us back to the undercoat. what does it do?
#17 - emeraldforce (07/24/2016) [-]
thats hat i was talking about. thats basically what off of its fur does. they also shed more because it helps keep them cool aswell but thats a whole "fur" follicle im assuming. it also takes a long time for them to grow their fur back to length
also heres the boop snoot of koda
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#19 - emeraldforce (07/24/2016) [-]
also the picture refused to rotate so thats how its going to have to be
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#18 - manza (07/24/2016) [-]
but the undercoat mason, what does it mean?
#10 - thanks m8 07/23/2016 on YLYL Compilation (pt.9) +8
#6 - does anyone have that one webm where they are interviewing a k…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2016 on YLYL Compilation (pt.9) +6
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#7 - zutraxsi (07/23/2016) [-]
Im So Stoked My Dudes Just had to search "I'm so stoked my dudes"
And this kinda hurt to watch
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#30 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2016) [-]
That was incredible
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#10 - emeraldforce (07/23/2016) [-]
thanks m8
#1 - your not supposed to shave huskies. their under coat keeps the…  [+] (43 new replies) 07/23/2016 on dog +347
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#61 - dyslexicgramarnasi (07/24/2016) [-]
yuor'e*
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#42 - thegrayfox (07/24/2016) [-]
I don't know man...
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#26 - jaxonnn (07/24/2016) [-]
I've got a Shetland Sheepdog with thick under and over coats.
He struggles in the summer heat (Can sometimes get up near 45/110) so I usually shave him. You can tell straight away that he's more comfortable.
Looks a bit funny at first, but it slowly grows back.
#59 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Pics plz
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#52 - captnnorway (07/24/2016) [-]
Almost like Shetland Sheepdog and Husky are two different breeds
#75 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Almost like he was just sharing the bit of information
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#56 - acemrhawk (07/24/2016) [-]
Laws of air isolation don't change, though. He stated the Shetland also has a thick under and over coat, which helps isolate the air to make it cooler.
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#67 - captnnorway (07/24/2016) [-]
He said that his dog got colder when shaven, which Huskies don't.
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#68 - acemrhawk (07/24/2016) [-]
Yeah, but I thought you debated that the undercoat worked differently for the two different breeds.
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#69 - captnnorway (07/24/2016) [-]
Probably not. I can't say anything for sure about that. Know about nothing about dogs
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#20 - brokentrucker (07/24/2016) [-]
ITtalso prevents sunburn.
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#9 - zionsype (07/23/2016) [-]
Overcoat to keep 'em hot
Undercoat to keep 'em cool
Glasses?
TO SEE YOU LOSE!
#51 - StickyTissueLoLz (07/24/2016) [-]
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#6 - notmcburd (07/23/2016) [-]
Wait, can you clarify what their undercoat does?
#12 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
Dogs cool through their mouth and nose almost exclusively. Because of that dogs like a husky evolved to do as has already been said....isolate them from the temperature outside. Cutting it off doesn't make them cool faster because it isn't their skin that they cool themselves from. Instead it takes away the thing that makes it so their cooling by panting cools them fast enough.
#7 - wiewatwaar (07/23/2016) [-]
the undercoat provides isolation, because of the still air.
It works for both heat and cold.
atleast that's how I understand it
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#8 - notmcburd (07/23/2016) [-]
but this all brings us back to the undercoat. what does it do?
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#11 - imakejewburgers (07/23/2016) [-]
I know nothing about Husky fur, but I think he's saying the the undercoat isolates the husky from the outside heat. Like one of those Styrofoam coolers that keep the inside cool by keeping the heat out.
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#13 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
but the undercoat mason, what does it mean?
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#14 - emeraldforce (07/24/2016) [-]
it dosnt "isolate" but think of it in terms as their own insulation. if they are cool on the inside, it keeps the "coolness" inside. if they are hot, they'll be hot but they'll release that heat through their mouth. thats why dogs will usually have very hot (and bad) breath after they've been outside.
im not saying im a dog expert, but i did do research on my dog before i adopted it and that was one of the main things i read about huskies.
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#16 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
the undercoat though, explain its purpose
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#21 - funnychemaster (07/24/2016) [-]
Works as an insulator
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#22 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
yes but i need to know about the undercoat, especially concerning what it does
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#28 - fables (07/24/2016) [-]
it protects the undercarriage of the pupper from radiation and frost
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#30 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
When pertaining to the undercoat, what is its primary function?
#38 - actuallybuddyboy (07/24/2016) [-]
Ok, so;

How it works is like this.

The Husky has two layers of fur, the upper layer and the lower lair.

The Upper Layer is designed to keep heat close, but not too close, because getting hot sucks.

The Lower Lair is called a lair because it is just that, continuous chambers along the skin; designed using lightning bolt hairs that are really good at telling heat to fuck off, these chambers repel the heat and keep a cool cushion air pocket that lets the Husky survive long falls.
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#43 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
the undercoat assuredly must have a purpose, would you be so kind as to tell me what it is?
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#54 - commontroll (07/24/2016) [-]
Stuff mostly.
#48 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
How do you keep getting people to respond to you? You're literally just asking the same question in every reply.
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#57 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
Wanna know my secret?

First you have to tell me wha reason that they have their undercoat for.
#60 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
HOT. PUPPER HAIR COOL.
COOL. PUPPER HAIR HOT.
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#71 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
Well I guess you don't want to know my secret then.

All I wanted to know was the reason the undercoat is on the dog
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#53 - captchakid (07/24/2016) [-]
Thats what im wondering.
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#44 - actuallybuddyboy (07/24/2016) [-]
It keeps the cool air in and keep the hot air out.

That's what it was designed to do, the Germans know their stuff.
User avatar
#72 - notmcburd (07/24/2016) [-]
but the dog. it has to have the undercoat for a reason. I would like to be privy to that information.
User avatar
#73 - actuallybuddyboy (07/24/2016) [-]
How much meta does it take to get to the center of a joke?

The world may never know.
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#23 - funnychemaster (07/24/2016) [-]
lol
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#15 - manza (07/24/2016) [-]
but this all brings us back to the undercoat. what does it do?
#17 - emeraldforce (07/24/2016) [-]
thats hat i was talking about. thats basically what off of its fur does. they also shed more because it helps keep them cool aswell but thats a whole "fur" follicle im assuming. it also takes a long time for them to grow their fur back to length
also heres the boop snoot of koda
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#19 - emeraldforce (07/24/2016) [-]
also the picture refused to rotate so thats how its going to have to be
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#18 - manza (07/24/2016) [-]
but the undercoat mason, what does it mean?
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#2 - johrai (07/23/2016) [-]
Well, that's a Shiba, but the same principle applies. Don't shave them, at best use an undercoat brush to help them lose their undercoat, but that's about it.
#5 - nope, it just uses straight compression. to help do that the b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2016 on voom 0
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#6 - zipov (07/18/2016) [-]
Hm. I must read up on this shit.
#3 - but with a diesel it dosnt rely on pistons, its just straight …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2016 on voom +1
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#4 - zipov (07/18/2016) [-]
Aint diesels piston engines too doe?
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#5 - emeraldforce (07/18/2016) [-]
nope, it just uses straight compression. to help do that the block of a diesel is much thicker and harder metal so it can handle the higher compression rating. thats also how they are able to just flush a higher amount of fuel into the engine without worrying about drowning it with fuel where with a piston driven car, it wouldnt have enough air to ignite, causing it to misfire, drown, or worse, blow up because it managed to ignite but th explosion was to much for the block to handle
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#6 - zipov (07/18/2016) [-]
Hm. I must read up on this shit.
#2 - it looks like a toyota tundra so not far off from it 07/17/2016 on she's even wearing a burka oma +1
#5 - i have no idea what this is and somehow have a need for it. so… 07/16/2016 on mfw mgq content 0
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