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Gender: male
Age: 25
Facebook Profile: da fuck you want my facebook for?
Youtube Channel: TheFlamingsoviet
Steam Profile: TheFlamingSoviet
Consoles Owned: Wii, Xbox 360, PS3, computer, N64, SNES, Game Cube,
Video Games Played: Diablo 3, Starcraft II, WoW, Dark Souls n shit
X-box Gamertag: FlamingSoviet6
PSN: elmilius
Interests: Games mostly.
Date Signed Up:6/12/2012
Last Login:10/25/2014
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    Deapool Motherfuckers Deapool Motherfuckers
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    don't mind me don't mind me
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    I cried, I cried so hard I cried, I cried so hard
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    sad, sad, man sad, sad, man
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    Optimistic Title Optimistic Title
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    Has it? Has it?
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#629 - The small amount of time I spend outside of Funnyjunk, I spend… 10/24/2014 on no life contest 0
#146 - Another that takes place just 2 days after that: >My mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place +6
User avatar #284 - PurpleStuff (09/13/2014) [-]
Dump them! I love reading these kinds of stories.
#138 - I guess we are sorta doing spoopy story time, I don't have any…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place +12
User avatar #180 - ronyx (09/13/2014) [-]
Dayum
User avatar #146 - elmilius (09/13/2014) [-]
Another that takes place just 2 days after that:
>My mom is not a religious person, but she does believe in demons and ghost and scary skelemans
> Naturally I tell her about the last incident
> she believes me ( not my first or last encounter, nor hers)
> asks what she can do
> "nothing to do..."
> sunday morning
> I live in Mexico city, seismic activity is quite normal lately
> about 8 am maybe 9, dogs are in my room this time
> I feel the bed shaking, a lot
> headrest banging against wall and everything
> my dogs are visibly shaken up
> get moving, fucking earthquake incoming
> as I move to wake up my mom and sister I notice
> nothing in the house is shaking
> not even the decorative pieces hanging on the ceiling are anywhere near moving
> there was no earthquake
> relieved... for a second
> then what did move my bed..?

I understand that most may be skeptical about my stories, since these two take place during sleep and such, whether you chose to believe me is up to you, but these aren't the only experiences I've had thus far, and I'm certain they won't be the last. I was planning on making a couple posts about it but I'm a lazy shit. As to what happened since my mom got these two "priests" or something to exorcise the house with burps....
I'm not even kidding, I have a sound file of them doing it... it's pretty funny.
User avatar #284 - PurpleStuff (09/13/2014) [-]
Dump them! I love reading these kinds of stories.
#135 - Humans are animals as well. The story OP posted kind of implie… 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place 0
#1055260 - **elmilius rolls 82** 09/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1055259 - Comment deleted 09/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1055258 - **elmilius rolls 09**  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1055260 - elmilius (09/13/2014) [-]
**elmilius rolls 82**
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#1055256 - **elmilius rolls 18**  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1055258 - elmilius (09/13/2014) [-]
**elmilius rolls 09**
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**elmilius rolls 82**
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#29 - what the **** is the point of a spoon that melts …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Melting gallium spoon 0
User avatar #35 - iamkagji (09/02/2014) [-]
Pranks
#46 - Its a good one, keep watching it, I enjoyed it quite a bit 08/25/2014 on don't mind me 0

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User avatar #13 - MrDeadiron (12/09/2013) [-]
Are you Saul Goodman?
User avatar #14 to #13 - elmilius (12/09/2013) [-]
No, but I have him on my Steam friend's list too. No idea who he is tho .
User avatar #15 to #14 - MrDeadiron (12/09/2013) [-]
Someone told me, but I can't remember.
User avatar #13 - elmilius (06/13/2013) [-]
Test
User avatar #7 - ghostninja (05/01/2013) [-]
hey can you do me a favor?
User avatar #8 to #7 - elmilius (05/01/2013) [-]
5$ a handy.
10$ nudes.
What can I help you with?
User avatar #9 to #8 - ghostninja (05/01/2013) [-]
naver mind
#10 to #9 - elmilius (05/01/2013) [-]
all righty then...
all righty then...
User avatar #6 - elmilius (03/27/2013) [-]
1201219878 Hold onto this for me will ya?
#5 - elmilius (11/11/2012) [-]
**elmilius rolls royce**
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