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| #3 - Jesus christ this is amazing | 01/07/2016 on Basically the plot of Star... | +4 |
| #41 - what is skilling? (sorry for so many questions) [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Press 333 to get your money... | 0 |
| #38 - what do clans do? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Press 333 to get your money... | 0 |
| Depends on which one you join. Different clans have different purposes. Ours is aimed at being a friendly social clan and a lot of us do PvM (player vs. monster) so a lot of killing bosses and stuff. But other people in the clan like to just train skills like fishing and fletching. | ||
| #37 - what do clans do? [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Press 333 to get your money... | 0 |
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| #33 - I'm going to start playing it again i think [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Press 333 to get your money... | 0 |
| Do it. I'm sneaking up on max combat soon and I do almost all the bosses except Vorago and Yakamaru. If you need/want to join a clan hit me up in game. "Lil Gilby" Depends on which one you join. Different clans have different purposes. Ours is aimed at being a friendly social clan and a lot of us do PvM (player vs. monster) so a lot of killing bosses and stuff. But other people in the clan like to just train skills like fishing and fletching. | ||
| #27 - legitimately curious. Do people still play runescape? Is that … [+] (13 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Press 333 to get your money... | +1 |
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anon (01/04/2016) [-] I go back on occasionally but get bored of it pretty quick, it's more about wanting to go back to the times when you could be entertained by terrible games and things were easier than actually wanting to play the game so it never ends up hooking you in again Do it. I'm sneaking up on max combat soon and I do almost all the bosses except Vorago and Yakamaru. If you need/want to join a clan hit me up in game. "Lil Gilby" Depends on which one you join. Different clans have different purposes. Ours is aimed at being a friendly social clan and a lot of us do PvM (player vs. monster) so a lot of killing bosses and stuff. But other people in the clan like to just train skills like fishing and fletching. | ||
| #13 - that sucks yo | 12/28/2015 on When Someone Wants U to Buy... | +1 |
| #11 - I've heard that there's no story mode. Is that right? [+] (3 new replies) | 12/28/2015 on When Someone Wants U to Buy... | +1 |
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| #8 - Does everyone hate Battlefront? I legitimately don't know. I w… [+] (47 new replies) | 12/28/2015 on When Someone Wants U to Buy... | +15 |
| It becomes stale very quickly. Very basic shooter with very few of the elements that made the original Battlefront games unique. Any class variation is consolidated into "cards" that are only available for one-shot in between a massive cool-down. You want to be a sniper? You can!... For one shot at a time, every full minute. Meanwhile you're back to being a regular zero trooper with whatever standard assault rifles you've unlocked. You can unlock a rifle or two that's "close" to fulfilling a sniper role, but the lack of variation makes the attempt stale very quickly. Air battles are incredibly uninventive. At some points, getting the ability to hop into a ship and fly around is the most surprisingly boresome thing you can do in the game, to the point the only exciting part is when you decide enough is enough and crash into the ground. It's honestly really disappointing that the developers kept reassuring there'd be results with focusing solely on air battles and there's very little to be witnessed. Maps are pretty well designed in my opinion, but they're few and far in between. My biggest disappointment is many favorites of the previous games weren't even attempted to be translated into the new game (though I"m not sure if they intended to do so in the DLC), a big favorite of mine being the Tantive IV and Cloud City, for both iconic scenes and infrastructure worth fighting in and around. The main highlight to the game is graphics and visual aesthetics; everything looks beautiful. There's no criticisms for any of the visuals in the slightest, and there have been some serious "wow moments" that I've had playing the game where a particular moment would occur in fighting (like an aforementioned ship-crash) that left a good memory or two. But the big pain is the fact that these "wow moments" become less and less remarkable when you realize there's very little substance to vary them. Having a game look great is cool and all, but looks get tiresome when you're left with little variation to change up what you're looking at and what you're focusing on. All in all, it's very unremarkable and very poorly fleshed out. A lot of the anti-hype surrounding the game was pretty close to being on-target as disappointingly possible. It's good to pick up and play for an hour or two every so often, maybe more if you have a co-op buddy, but otherwise don't expect this game to have you stuck to your seat in anticipation, or finding yourself dreaming about playing the game when you're doing literally anything else. the ones that like the game aren't complaining about it on the internet What the fuck how did I never hear about the dlc for 2? What was it? One of the heroes added was Kit Fisto apparently. Now I'm pissed I never knew about this. #89 -
anon (12/29/2015) [-] Very generic stale shooter. I love star wars but found the gameplay extremely bland so far. #87 -
magnorph (12/29/2015) [-] I actually really enjoy it. Don't expect it to blow your mind. I bought it for me and my friend cause were both big into star wars and the hero fights are pretty goddamn amazing, like theyre actually fun. That being said, I can't see myself over the next year getting more than 40 or so hours out of it. It's fun, but not amazingly fun, it could've been better, but we could've got a lot worse. Oh, and FUCK ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY THERES ONLY 3 MAPS. Seriously, theyre fucking asshat backwards retarded, there were 3 maps in the beta and they had already clearly shown that yavin was gonna be in there too, meaning a minimum of 4 maps, in reality there are more around 8 or 9 because of big team making maps much different. Tl;dr there are plenty of maps (not plenty but you know what i mean, enough) if you like content, youll find this game to be a disappointment If it wasn't called star wars battlefront and was a quarter of the price. But seriously pretty much everything that made the other battlefronts good is gone. The one improvement they made is the visuals and audio. Which is hard to fuck up on a system 2 generations later. That's an understatement, the game looks pretty damn good. Doesn't make up for it, but it's nice to give credit where it's due. Honestly it pisses me off more than if it matched the rest of the game. It feels like they thought making it pretty was more important than making it good. But even then if it was just an updated version of BF2 with better graphics I would be happy. They just fucked up everything except that. Considering who was developing + publishing it I never expected the feelings of fans of the originals to be given much thought. They want to grab the newer and wider audience rather than please the nostalgia of fewer hardcore fans, and that doesn't take too much effort with a shooter. #41 -
soulfate (12/28/2015) [-] Its a good game, but it isn't worth $60 and I refuse to put up the cash for the 4 dlc expansions. There is only the 4 maps which become i guess 12 when you account for game mode variations, but its a solid game to pop in and play while waiting for the girlfriend to get ready or kill some time when you only got maybe 20 mins. If I had known that is what it was then I probably would have passed up on it, especially since I've maybe played it twice in the last month now and one of those times was only to see the Jakku dlc which was available for everyone. If your gunna spend $60 theres much better games out there. #38 -
anon (12/28/2015) [-] i debated buying it and finally did while on sale, I am glad i bought it #79 -
anon (12/29/2015) [-] Thumb him down all you want the game is stale as all fuck. It's got about as much gameplay depth as an ecchi anime storyline. Absolutely terrible and only picked up because of the big name behind it. #104 -
anon (12/29/2015) [-] You're wrong Anon. Just wrong. You clearly don't know what gameplay depth is or how to identify it. The worst part is you being thumbed up, which means that some other people agree with you, meaning that there are other people who are just as dumb as you are. #108 -
anon (12/29/2015) [-] and instead of giving reasons for why he is wrong, you only state that he is wrong, making your comment worthless #107 -
anon (12/29/2015) [-] You're wrong Anon. Just wrong. You clearly don't know what gameplay depth is or how to identify it. #28 -
anon (12/28/2015) [-] I got battlefront as a gift, it's fun enough but online only no story. Honestly cod bo3 is better and that's saying something. If you have xboxone just get Ark, fun as shit #24 -
awkwardjew (12/28/2015) [-] Wait till Microsoft and Sony finish backwards compatibility, and get Battlefront 2 or 1. Or just get it on PC. The new one isn't worth it and isn't even a Battlefront game. $60 for a game with little to no single player campaign is a piss take. Just got a ps4. Will there really be backwards compatibility? For every ps console? #70 -
awkwardjew (12/29/2015) [-] They're adding games to the store sometime soon, but it looks like you'll have to buy them as digital products. I hope they think against it as they've beaten Microsoft on pretty much everything so far. Oh, i was hoping i could use my old ps1 and ps2 games. Surely not all the games will be available in the store. #125 -
awkwardjew (12/29/2015) [-] Thats why I'm hoping they think about it. Xbox will be able to just run 360 games, so if Sony make it digital only it'll be the a big loss and the only thing xbox will beat them on imo. #15 -
ascartes (12/28/2015) [-] I honestly enjoy the game. Walker assault decent, as the different maps give some needed variety. Blast basically first team to 100 kills wins, which is a FPS game, so works for me. Hero Hunt basically kill the hero to become the hero, gets annoying b/c you can do 99 pts of damage but not the last 1 pt. Hero vs Villains 3 heroes and 3 villains per team, with 3 additional players as troopers on each side. Decent fun here Supremacy, basic map control. Sucks when your entire team thinks camping will win it. Droid Run - I have yet to find a game of this Cargo ??? - Same as above Drop Pods - Was in the free beta, less exciting than blast but more king of the hill like. Fighter Squadron cool the first round or two, but dear lord does it get old when you realize A-Wing is OP. Otherwise, graphics are pretty good, there is some single/coop challenges and such like 1v1 hero fights, ect if you are into that. All of this is from a PC standpoint, as that is the only thing I own it on. Probably missing a game mode or two as well. #10 -
felixjarl (12/28/2015) [-] The general agreement seems to be that is simply not worth the money considering what you get. If it was for half or even less of that price then it is might be worth it. The game is good but only when you play walker assault(the one with the AT AT) and a lot of things has been scrapped from BF2 to this one. Some call it a battlefield clone. I have not played the game so this is what i can say from what i have heard other say. And then there is the EA. Although a little less worse than usual. | ||
| #439 - Guess I should have seen that coming. haha | 12/16/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family | 0 |
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When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.
When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.
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When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.
What is it?
I was with Jacob (my older sister’s husnand), Sydney (my older sister) and two other people (probably dad and Katie, who is my younger sister). There was this old man who kidnapped us and took us beside a river. He put this hollowed out box on the ground with some shapes cut out of the top. Then, he made us put our toes over the cut out holes. My shape was that of a cross. He then started a fire in the hollowed out box. For some reason, I didn’t feel immense pain. Granted, my toes were warm, but they were not burning. He then told us to relieve ourselves of our sins by spitting on our toes. So, we reluctantly obeyed. Then, he told us what he was doing. Honestly, I don’t remember what he said. But in the end, I knew that something was coming for us. So, we were waiting. The old man talked with us for a bit and he seemed polite enough despite his intentions. I asked him if he’d let us go to which he replied “No. I still have things left to show you.” He then lit a fire in the metal barrel that was sitting beside him. That’s when we saw a figure emerging from the lake that began to come toward us. Instantly, my mind went to the main antagonist from the movie “the Ring” in terms of recognition. However, I still have no idea what it actually was or what its intentions were. As this was happening, Jacob saw his chance for an escape since the old man’s attention was elsewhere. He kicked the metal barrel over, which caused the old man to frenzy and chase after it. He ended up in the lake. After this, all we could see was darkness and we knew that whatever had come out of the lake was still coming towards us. Then, it was right next to us, its breath putrid and skin clammy. We ran away, out of the woods, and somehow found our way home to our beds. However, it wasn’t our home. It seemed like we went to some sort of shelter, because we were in one room with a multitude of people. I ended up in a bed with someone else, although I do not know who it was. I waited in my bed for the thing from the lake to come for us, but it did not that night.
This is where my memory of the dream gets hazy. The next day, we pretended that the thing from the lake had never happened. In fact, we convinced ourselves that it was another person that the old man had recruited into torturing us. We went on with our lives as normal, but things seemed different. I was outside of a house when Sydney came out to take care of our horses (which we apparently had in this dream). I looked to the right, and saw a goat the size of a horse. Only, it was not exactly the size of a horse for its body was of normal size while its legs were long and skinny. I decided to try befriending the goat, but it was not friendly. It bit my hand and began to ram into me repeatedly. However, it eventually warmed up to me and let me pet it. I went to go inside the house after this, but my sister was in a hurry. She asked me if I could feed Milo and I said that I could. I was nervous about going inside of the house because I thought that the old man may be waiting to take me back. Even more frightening was the thought that the thing from the lake may be waiting. I went inside anyway and got Milo’s food out of the closet (which looked like an attic for some reason) of the kitchen. I poured his food and realized that it was just the goldfish cheese crackers. Sydney came inside and I asked about this. She said that it was ok, so I let it be. After this, I don’t remember a whole lot until the happenings that night.
I was with my family in the living room of my house in Newnan. We were watching a movie and I was standing up beside the tv for some reason. All of the lights were off except for the warm, bluish glow of the television. I decided that I should use my old camcorder (which I found yesterday and have been using extensively since) to record the moment. I turned on the camcorder, but couldn’t see out of it because it was set to zoom as far as it could go. So, I zoomed out and aimed the camera at my family. All was well until I moved my camera to the gap between my parent’s room and the kitchen. There’s a little walkway there that resembles a doorway and leads to the kitchen. Anyway, I paused there shortly. And suddenly, I saw a small girl with glowing yellow eyes appear in the picture. She was wearing a dress, but it was black. In fact, she was completely black except for her glowing eyes. It then ran to the other side of the entry way. I immediately was disconcerted and turned the camera off. When I looked towards the entry way, it was gone. I went to show my dad the recorded video, but I then woke up. That is the dream I had last night.
This is where my memory of the dream gets hazy. The next day, we pretended that the thing from the lake had never happened. In fact, we convinced ourselves that it was another person that the old man had recruited into torturing us. We went on with our lives as normal, but things seemed different. I was outside of a house when Sydney came out to take care of our horses (which we apparently had in this dream). I looked to the right, and saw a goat the size of a horse. Only, it was not exactly the size of a horse for its body was of normal size while its legs were long and skinny. I decided to try befriending the goat, but it was not friendly. It bit my hand and began to ram into me repeatedly. However, it eventually warmed up to me and let me pet it. I went to go inside the house after this, but my sister was in a hurry. She asked me if I could feed Milo and I said that I could. I was nervous about going inside of the house because I thought that the old man may be waiting to take me back. Even more frightening was the thought that the thing from the lake may be waiting. I went inside anyway and got Milo’s food out of the closet (which looked like an attic for some reason) of the kitchen. I poured his food and realized that it was just the goldfish cheese crackers. Sydney came inside and I asked about this. She said that it was ok, so I let it be. After this, I don’t remember a whole lot until the happenings that night.
I was with my family in the living room of my house in Newnan. We were watching a movie and I was standing up beside the tv for some reason. All of the lights were off except for the warm, bluish glow of the television. I decided that I should use my old camcorder (which I found yesterday and have been using extensively since) to record the moment. I turned on the camcorder, but couldn’t see out of it because it was set to zoom as far as it could go. So, I zoomed out and aimed the camera at my family. All was well until I moved my camera to the gap between my parent’s room and the kitchen. There’s a little walkway there that resembles a doorway and leads to the kitchen. Anyway, I paused there shortly. And suddenly, I saw a small girl with glowing yellow eyes appear in the picture. She was wearing a dress, but it was black. In fact, she was completely black except for her glowing eyes. It then ran to the other side of the entry way. I immediately was disconcerted and turned the camera off. When I looked towards the entry way, it was gone. I went to show my dad the recorded video, but I then woke up. That is the dream I had last night.
