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#11 - Is this game worth getting?  [+] (19 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Photobombing +2
#49 - sivel (09/29/2014) [-]
It's pretty good. Did it live up to the hype? Fuck no, but it's still very fun. Better than Destiny tbh
User avatar #46 - vacillantfall (09/29/2014) [-]
it was super over hyped. all you do is press X(on xbox) and the driving is shit, and, well, the game feels like it made in 2010 as for terms of playing(2010 had nothing SUPER GREAT i can remember.) if you get it for like 20-30 dollars, then yeah, but 60, fuck nooooooooooooo. but, it's an alright game i suppose. but, over hyped nonetheless.
User avatar #43 - fuzzyballs (09/29/2014) [-]
only if you don't pay for it
it's just not worth the pricetag, way overhyped bullshit

the worst thing being the shitty driving, made in 2014 by a major publisher
even GTA III had better driving
User avatar #47 - vacillantfall (09/29/2014) [-]
gta iii driving best driving( please feel the sarcasm)
User avatar #42 - vladhellsing (09/29/2014) [-]
Wait for it to get cheaper.
User avatar #34 - herecomesjohnny (09/29/2014) [-]
it's pretty fun
User avatar #29 - Sterski (09/29/2014) [-]
Nope.
#23 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
It's ok. People seem to expect the world when it comes to games now. Just because it's a solid 7/10 doesn't mean it's shit, I had a good bit of fun with it.
User avatar #18 - reginleif (09/29/2014) [-]
It's not game of the year, but it's worth getting at 30$. I look at it like the AC series..... a limited first game, which has the potential to expand into something special like AC2.

User avatar #17 - naplinewander (09/29/2014) [-]
When there are more mods for the game, maybe
User avatar #16 - salihzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
most people say no, i say fuck yes

i had verry low expectations of the game and was pleasently suprised, this is no gta killer but i enjoyed mine
User avatar #26 - listerthepessimist (09/29/2014) [-]
I was expecting it to be some sort of pro surveillance state propaganda, but apparently not

I'm now a bit more tempted to give it a go
User avatar #28 - salihzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
nope it's verry anti total government control of the web, and using the 'weird phone hack app' during a police chase is a lot of funn
User avatar #30 - listerthepessimist (09/29/2014) [-]
ahh well, can't run it... have to wait till I finish me new rig
#20 - Mystt (09/29/2014) [-]
"i had very low expectations and was pleasantly surprised"

"i thought it was gonna be a pile of shit, but it was only a piece of shit "
User avatar #27 - salihzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
nope just a lot of people are lately overhyped for every single fucking game and when it gets it simply cant reacht their expectation.

You can't expect every open world modern game to be on the same level as GTAV
That said killing people just for their ideals and jobs is a funn way to start a rampage
#44 - Mystt (09/29/2014) [-]
you're right.
#15 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
It's worth pirating but that's pretty much it.
User avatar #12 - malcolmcz (09/29/2014) [-]
no
#200 - oh cool man. i used to live there too. Well, i lived about 30 … 08/01/2014 on Spongebob- "Sponge out of... 0
#13 - good god, i love this. i don't even care that it's a repost. I… 07/19/2014 on kinda feely +1
#9 - I think that defines the exact opposite of democracy.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Private Rogers 0
User avatar #13 - nevolmon (07/19/2014) [-]
democracy is a buzzword these days anyway.
#64 - I actually agree with you. What she did was absolutely terribl… 07/19/2014 on Battletoads? 0
#4423 - **ellwood rolls 123,430,428** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#61 - Oh my god, yes. I still can't get over the scene in time's squ…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on The possibilities 0
User avatar #62 - therollingstoner (07/08/2014) [-]
It truly is amazing hahahaha and that part at oscorp when Gwen was trying to get down the elevator and Peter stopped the guys by purposely knocking into them and tripping them all over the place hahahaha hilarious hahaha
#59 - Exactly. i agree wholeheartedly. I can't wait to see where the…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on The possibilities 0
User avatar #60 - therollingstoner (07/08/2014) [-]
OMG YES! The special effects on electro were incredible. what with the techno voice and the blood veins looking like wires oh my god that was the coolest!
User avatar #61 - ellwood (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh my god, yes. I still can't get over the scene in time's square. Also, the entire movie was gorgeous. Like, there were points in the movie where i just wanted to take a picture of it and frame it. It was amazing. (hehe. see what i did there?)
User avatar #62 - therollingstoner (07/08/2014) [-]
It truly is amazing hahahaha and that part at oscorp when Gwen was trying to get down the elevator and Peter stopped the guys by purposely knocking into them and tripping them all over the place hahahaha hilarious hahaha
#35 - I honestly liked the new spider man movie. i thought it was re…  [+] (20 new replies) 07/08/2014 on The possibilities +12
User avatar #69 - masdercheef (07/08/2014) [-]
I'd say I loved it. Definitely captured the spirit that Spiderman is supposed to have.
User avatar #64 - schneidend (07/08/2014) [-]
ASM1 was okay, but ASM2 really knocked it out of the park.
User avatar #57 - therollingstoner (07/08/2014) [-]
Spiderman was my childhood hero growing up. I could spent 5 or 6 comment boxes tell you all kinds of exciting adventures ive had with the web-slinger, with video games and tv shows. I even got a bunch of old Spiderman comic books at a young age thanks to my grandfather being really big into superheros. And I have to say that I really loved the new Amazing Spiderman movies. Personally I think they really captured Peter Parker in this one as the nerdy, rebellious, and wise-crack I feel is how spiderman should be. sure there are a couple things they missed, but I like the twist they have put into the story. it really looks like a 2014 Spiderman, so it really grinds my gears when people get upset that they think its not the "right" way to make a spiderman movie. But I think its gonna be an amazing trilogy. because so far, watching them at 19 years old, it really takes me back to when I was 10 years old playing my PS1, swinging around New York, beating up badies, and laughing at his catchy one liners as your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
User avatar #59 - ellwood (07/08/2014) [-]
Exactly. i agree wholeheartedly. I can't wait to see where they go with it. Also, electro was a badass.
User avatar #60 - therollingstoner (07/08/2014) [-]
OMG YES! The special effects on electro were incredible. what with the techno voice and the blood veins looking like wires oh my god that was the coolest!
User avatar #61 - ellwood (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh my god, yes. I still can't get over the scene in time's square. Also, the entire movie was gorgeous. Like, there were points in the movie where i just wanted to take a picture of it and frame it. It was amazing. (hehe. see what i did there?)
User avatar #62 - therollingstoner (07/08/2014) [-]
It truly is amazing hahahaha and that part at oscorp when Gwen was trying to get down the elevator and Peter stopped the guys by purposely knocking into them and tripping them all over the place hahahaha hilarious hahaha
User avatar #38 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
I too enjoyed it.

I enjoyed it much more than the older ones. I've only seen the first. It was pretty slow to start off, but i think it captured the whole backstory much better. Plus I fucking hate toby macguire.
#56 - fistmyass (07/08/2014) [-]
I went in hoping it wasn't a pile of shit like spider-man 3. Wheh the credits started, I just sat there laughing and crying tears of joy. I kid you not. I was giggling like a schoolgirl. It wasn't perfect, but it was close.
#46 - kuwaitnigger (07/08/2014) [-]
FUCK TOBEY MACGUIRE
#47 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
I hate him too, but damn dude, dial it down at very least a half a notch.
#39 - lanfearandthecup (07/08/2014) [-]
dude... your text... never just never, man
User avatar #40 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol, this is the 3rd week in a row I've gotten coloured text. It's FJ on hard mode imo.

Still hasn't stopped me from getting hundreds of thumbs at a time
User avatar #42 - lanfearandthecup (07/08/2014) [-]
i feel like my eyes are cloting over, slowly covering any white colors, drowning out my sanity, kill me, i cant handle such atrocities
User avatar #43 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol quit being a drama queen. Highlight the text if you're having trouble seeing.
#44 - lanfearandthecup (07/08/2014) [-]
i... i dont got nun time fo dat sheit
User avatar #45 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm glad I'm not so busy I cant spare a single second
#48 - lanfearandthecup (07/08/2014) [-]
Yea well it takes a lot of work to be an Alph-BWAHAHA, im going to leave this conversation with a satiric outlook on the obviousally mentally challanged people of my people, HAUK-AUCHKGARG!
#49 - poutinesalad (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - lanfearandthecup (07/08/2014) [-]
i dunno i gave up
#109 - good god, i love this movie. it's the only one that still make… 07/08/2014 on title +1

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