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#6 - once, I was wondering around Skyrim and decided I'd actually r…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/16/2012 on Skyrim Bandits +176
#73 - elkhemist (11/17/2012) [-]
this comment is the only reason that I can now post comments with this account.
as a reward, have this ferret.

thank you all.
#38 - siggythepiggy (11/17/2012) [-]
When you have nearly killed a bandit
and the bandit begs for mercy.
You think "Eh, I'll let him go, since I'm a cool dude and all."
He regains 5 HP
"YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG, HOUSECAT!"
MFW
User avatar #35 - fyaq (11/16/2012) [-]
well.
that rustled me a bit.

now i feel bad for killing literally everyone i could find...



now the regret is gone. BACK TO KILLING :D
User avatar #18 - bitchplzzz (11/16/2012) [-]
Then seduced him and had sensual sex.
#65 - cockasian (11/17/2012) [-]
sensual and non-consensual
#34 - ishalltroll (11/16/2012) [-]
#17 - zekeon (11/16/2012) [-]
I tried to do something like that on Skyrim once....

It did not go as planned.
User avatar #14 - whycanticaps (11/16/2012) [-]
*fixed*


But then one day, I was wandering around a bandit hideout. I happened to stop for a second and listen to a guy talk. I'd already killed more or less everyone else, and thee wouldnt be anything else of value here, so it wouldnt hurt.
I listened to him say about how he only has one more payment of his bounty, then he'd be a freeman. He said about all the stuff he would do once he's free; go buy a proper place to live, get an actual job, etc.
I stood there, listening to this guy talk about how excited he was for the future. How much he could do. And he seemed so real...


but then I shot an arrow into his head, because he was a bandit, and he would have tried to kill me if he saw me
#13 - tanglenose (11/16/2012) [-]
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#8 - kneehumper (11/16/2012) [-]
That was actually a touching story!

I've killed so many bandits in my days...
#37367 - ahah. :D but yeah. I will try to focus on the good stuff.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #37368 - medewu (11/15/2012) [-]
/)*(\ BROHOOF no problem man!
#101 - Man, this motto has saved my life so much. Like the other … 11/15/2012 on Oh, Youtube +1
#37363 - Dude, you just made me realise just how much being depressed i…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #37364 - medewu (11/15/2012) [-]
it is hard to think rationally while paranoid. it seems like the mind just loves to remind you of everything that could go wrong, and plays it through your head, Depression Loves to fuck with us, why cause it finds it fun... never let life get you down man, Keep looking forward and remember to Smile, Smile, Smile
#37367 - elkhemist (11/15/2012) [-]
ahah. :D
but yeah. I will try to focus on the good stuff. Because there is a lot of good stuff, when you look for it.

brohoof?
User avatar #37368 - medewu (11/15/2012) [-]
/)*(\ BROHOOF no problem man!
#37353 - how can I stop the feeling that every time I try to do somethi…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #37356 - medewu (11/15/2012) [-]
Look man, Im not gonna lie its hard to get past that feeling of being down all the time but you have to struggle through, I came from the same point Ya I've never dated a chick either. Thing is it scares me really so i always put my self down setting limitations to what I can and can't do. try your best to get in contact with her and all let her know what happened but say lets still go see a movie or do something, you need to believe in yourself, Think of it like this SHE wants to be with you, to go to a movie with you, SHE wants to spend her time with you, In life you will always fall, but its about how we get back up and keep trying that makes it better.



TL;DR Find the Strength to believe in yourself, Keep your hopes up high and your head down low man
#37363 - elkhemist (11/15/2012) [-]
Dude, you just made me realise just how much being depressed isnt just an emotion. It changes how I think...
When we were postponing our date, I said to myself exactly what you just said. That she actually wants to be with me. As long as I keep that in my head, I know that it will be alright. Because I've waited long enough for this. I can wait a little longer knowing that she wants to do this too...
I've started cheering up a little since I posted the original post, and I remembered that she usually goes out with her girl friends on Thursdays, so she wouldnt be able to see my texts anyway....
Its hard to think when I'm being paranoid...
User avatar #37364 - medewu (11/15/2012) [-]
it is hard to think rationally while paranoid. it seems like the mind just loves to remind you of everything that could go wrong, and plays it through your head, Depression Loves to fuck with us, why cause it finds it fun... never let life get you down man, Keep looking forward and remember to Smile, Smile, Smile
#37367 - elkhemist (11/15/2012) [-]
ahah. :D
but yeah. I will try to focus on the good stuff. Because there is a lot of good stuff, when you look for it.

brohoof?
User avatar #37368 - medewu (11/15/2012) [-]
/)*(\ BROHOOF no problem man!
#24 - Hay Bale Wrapper Machine Simulator would be the best game ever... 11/15/2012 on Hay bales wrapped to... +1
#232 - I was just thinking that what you said was stupid. Then I … 11/11/2012 on Oh, ouch... Bone cancer. 0
#22 - because... he's the frogman... ...as in thats his name... … 11/11/2012 on Frogman and Gloves +4
#19 - When it hit the floor, it ****** up and reset the… 11/11/2012 on Meh 0
#113 - is it just me, or does it look sad? Like with skeletons, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on Oh, ouch... Bone cancer. +1
User avatar #117 - beatmasterz (11/11/2012) [-]
Of course it's sad, it's got bone cancer.
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