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| #27 - this guy right here can ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE without like,… | 11/27/2012 on Doc Connors | +4 |
| #37 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 11/27/2012 on Gust | +83 |
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| #101 - Just as I was leaving the door, she text me saying that she di… [+] (12 new replies) | 11/27/2012 on Story of my life | +1 |
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elkhemist (11/29/2012) [-] thanks. and yeah, I will try not to act beta... but old habits die hard... So yeah. She said that she was gonna go shopping with her friends on Friday, which isnt exactly a date, but its something. I guess we could do something together afterwards. We'll see what happens. #106
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elkhemist (12/01/2012) [-] meh, not too bad. I mean, it wasnt really a date, but it was something. At one point, her friends said for everyone to link hands, and I was standing next to Hannah so I got to hold her hand for a bit which was nice. Plus, she gave me a hug when I met up with them and a hug when I was leaving, so its all good. But, because only two of her friends turned up in the end, and those two happened to be dating, one of them said "hah, its like a double date!", to which Hannah quickly responded "no its not!" But hey, if this is the friendzone, then bring it on. Challenge fucking accepted. You wanna put a mountain in my way? I'll fuckin punch my way through it. But for srs, its not the end of the world. People say that its impossible to get out of the friendzone, and there's nothing that they can do. But while I still breathe, there is still something more I can do. TL;DR: Things went pretty nice, but may be 'friendzone'. Yeah, the friendzone definitely sucks, but that's a good attitude to have about. I was in the friendzone with a girl who I really liked a little over a year ago, but for whatever reason, she never talks to me anymore. Looking back, I'd much rather still be good friends with her like we were than have it be how it is now. So I guess where I'm getting at is, if you can't get out, you'll probably be happier if you can at least be friends with her. But if you have strong feelings for her, then you should tell her at some point (not over text, trust me) because if you don't, it will consume you. Whatever happens, good luck! I've been there, so hopefully you can learn from some of my mistakes. I know that feel, bro. I asked out my crush a while back and found out she already had a boyfriend I didn't know about. It still hurts - I really liked her. But good luck, if you're in the friend zone you've still got a chance, people have made it out before. #113
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incorporated (12/22/2012) [-] thanks bro, but the worst part is that she likes me as much as I like her, but she keeps away from relationships because she's been hurt really harshly before by an asshole... I have no idea what I should do... I'm talking to her every day, texting, talking on phone... No problem. I don't honestly know what you should do. I'm definitely not one to give relationship advice, but if I were you, I'd just keep talking to her. It's probably better to have her as a friend than nothing at all. And maybe she'll get over the assholes she's dated and realize that she likes you. #115
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incorporated (12/22/2012) [-] Thank you so much man for dealing with my problems. I'm new to funnyjunk though, and seems like you made it alot better for me. She told me just now that she likes me, but she cannot date me, that we cannot be a couple... I promised her that we're still talking no matter what, although now I'm visiting feels section, shedding tears... I'm terribly sad. (I can be hurt easily with words or with emotions...) Glad I could help. I know it hurts, I'm there with you. But just hang in there. #117
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incorporated (12/23/2012) [-] Cheers man, love you (no homo) and love this website throughoutly. I actually came from 9gag... *confessionbear* | ||
| #14 - oh okay. there we go. [+] (9 new replies) | 11/26/2012 on oh chemistry, you make me... | 0 |
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| #13 - **elkhemist is a massive faggot** [+] (12 new replies) | 11/26/2012 on oh chemistry, you make me... | +15 |
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| #11 - ...what 'me' setting? ...am I just being retarded...? [+] (14 new replies) | 11/26/2012 on oh chemistry, you make me... | 0 |
| **ofmiceandmen says this me setting** Just type it like this: *me (anything you want)* Kind of like a roll. | ||
| #9 - how do I do this sorcery? [+] (16 new replies) | 11/26/2012 on oh chemistry, you make me... | 0 |
| **ofmiceandmen says this me setting** Just type it like this: *me (anything you want)* Kind of like a roll. | ||
| #57 - the worst shirt to be wearing while losing a race. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/26/2012 on Ahead | +23 |
| Well, it's not like anyone's gonna be behind him to read it. | ||
| #7 - my best guess is that it broke its ankles, so they put sandals… | 11/25/2012 on A goose wearing sandals | 0 |
| #4 - this table. | 11/25/2012 on Wut | 0 |
| #3 - "hey wats gong on?" [+] (1 new reply) | 11/25/2012 on Wut | 0 |
| #16 - I actually quite like this one. but... the teeth... Th… | 11/25/2012 on You SAID | +1 |
| #5 - bwa ha ha. dude that is like the first time I have… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/25/2012 on mfw school | +1 |
| #88 - there are three things that can happen. 1) I go, and she t… [+] (16 new replies) | 11/25/2012 on Story of my life | +2 |
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elkhemist (11/27/2012) [-] Just as I was leaving the door, she text me saying that she didnt reply because she was at work, and she couldnt make it because her dad said she cant go out until she finishes all her homework. So yeah.... ... But we have the day off on Friday, so she said that there is no excuse for her to not be there. We'll see what happens then... Also, thanks for replying. It feels really good for someone to actually pay attention for once... #104
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elkhemist (11/29/2012) [-] thanks. and yeah, I will try not to act beta... but old habits die hard... So yeah. She said that she was gonna go shopping with her friends on Friday, which isnt exactly a date, but its something. I guess we could do something together afterwards. We'll see what happens. #106
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elkhemist (12/01/2012) [-] meh, not too bad. I mean, it wasnt really a date, but it was something. At one point, her friends said for everyone to link hands, and I was standing next to Hannah so I got to hold her hand for a bit which was nice. Plus, she gave me a hug when I met up with them and a hug when I was leaving, so its all good. But, because only two of her friends turned up in the end, and those two happened to be dating, one of them said "hah, its like a double date!", to which Hannah quickly responded "no its not!" But hey, if this is the friendzone, then bring it on. Challenge fucking accepted. You wanna put a mountain in my way? I'll fuckin punch my way through it. But for srs, its not the end of the world. People say that its impossible to get out of the friendzone, and there's nothing that they can do. But while I still breathe, there is still something more I can do. TL;DR: Things went pretty nice, but may be 'friendzone'. Yeah, the friendzone definitely sucks, but that's a good attitude to have about. I was in the friendzone with a girl who I really liked a little over a year ago, but for whatever reason, she never talks to me anymore. Looking back, I'd much rather still be good friends with her like we were than have it be how it is now. So I guess where I'm getting at is, if you can't get out, you'll probably be happier if you can at least be friends with her. But if you have strong feelings for her, then you should tell her at some point (not over text, trust me) because if you don't, it will consume you. Whatever happens, good luck! I've been there, so hopefully you can learn from some of my mistakes. I know that feel, bro. I asked out my crush a while back and found out she already had a boyfriend I didn't know about. It still hurts - I really liked her. But good luck, if you're in the friend zone you've still got a chance, people have made it out before. #113
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incorporated (12/22/2012) [-] thanks bro, but the worst part is that she likes me as much as I like her, but she keeps away from relationships because she's been hurt really harshly before by an asshole... I have no idea what I should do... I'm talking to her every day, texting, talking on phone... No problem. I don't honestly know what you should do. I'm definitely not one to give relationship advice, but if I were you, I'd just keep talking to her. It's probably better to have her as a friend than nothing at all. And maybe she'll get over the assholes she's dated and realize that she likes you. #115
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incorporated (12/22/2012) [-] Thank you so much man for dealing with my problems. I'm new to funnyjunk though, and seems like you made it alot better for me. She told me just now that she likes me, but she cannot date me, that we cannot be a couple... I promised her that we're still talking no matter what, although now I'm visiting feels section, shedding tears... I'm terribly sad. (I can be hurt easily with words or with emotions...) Glad I could help. I know it hurts, I'm there with you. But just hang in there. #117
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incorporated (12/23/2012) [-] Cheers man, love you (no homo) and love this website throughoutly. I actually came from 9gag... *confessionbear* I would go. If she doesn't show up, don't say anything. Just act like you forgot or just didn't care. If she's gonna be a bitch, then don't let her have that satisfaction. But I'm not really one to give dating advice since I made this post and can't even grow the balls to ask out the girl i like. Number 3, but skip the crying part. Move on. If she says anything in physics, just tell her she should have responded. | ||
| #82 - >be like this >all the time the girls end up getting… [+] (18 new replies) | 11/25/2012 on Story of my life | +2 |
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elkhemist (11/25/2012) [-] there are three things that can happen. 1) I go, and she turns up at around the same time. We pick a film, and watch it. Its all good 2) I go, and she turns up a little while later. Or maybe a few hours later. I dunno. I get all stressed and annoyed, and cant have a good time. 3) I go. She doesnt. I cry myself to sleep. #101
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elkhemist (11/27/2012) [-] Just as I was leaving the door, she text me saying that she didnt reply because she was at work, and she couldnt make it because her dad said she cant go out until she finishes all her homework. So yeah.... ... But we have the day off on Friday, so she said that there is no excuse for her to not be there. We'll see what happens then... Also, thanks for replying. It feels really good for someone to actually pay attention for once... #104
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elkhemist (11/29/2012) [-] thanks. and yeah, I will try not to act beta... but old habits die hard... So yeah. She said that she was gonna go shopping with her friends on Friday, which isnt exactly a date, but its something. I guess we could do something together afterwards. We'll see what happens. #106
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elkhemist (12/01/2012) [-] meh, not too bad. I mean, it wasnt really a date, but it was something. At one point, her friends said for everyone to link hands, and I was standing next to Hannah so I got to hold her hand for a bit which was nice. Plus, she gave me a hug when I met up with them and a hug when I was leaving, so its all good. But, because only two of her friends turned up in the end, and those two happened to be dating, one of them said "hah, its like a double date!", to which Hannah quickly responded "no its not!" But hey, if this is the friendzone, then bring it on. Challenge fucking accepted. You wanna put a mountain in my way? I'll fuckin punch my way through it. But for srs, its not the end of the world. People say that its impossible to get out of the friendzone, and there's nothing that they can do. But while I still breathe, there is still something more I can do. TL;DR: Things went pretty nice, but may be 'friendzone'. Yeah, the friendzone definitely sucks, but that's a good attitude to have about. I was in the friendzone with a girl who I really liked a little over a year ago, but for whatever reason, she never talks to me anymore. Looking back, I'd much rather still be good friends with her like we were than have it be how it is now. So I guess where I'm getting at is, if you can't get out, you'll probably be happier if you can at least be friends with her. But if you have strong feelings for her, then you should tell her at some point (not over text, trust me) because if you don't, it will consume you. Whatever happens, good luck! I've been there, so hopefully you can learn from some of my mistakes. I know that feel, bro. I asked out my crush a while back and found out she already had a boyfriend I didn't know about. It still hurts - I really liked her. But good luck, if you're in the friend zone you've still got a chance, people have made it out before. #113
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incorporated (12/22/2012) [-] thanks bro, but the worst part is that she likes me as much as I like her, but she keeps away from relationships because she's been hurt really harshly before by an asshole... I have no idea what I should do... I'm talking to her every day, texting, talking on phone... No problem. I don't honestly know what you should do. I'm definitely not one to give relationship advice, but if I were you, I'd just keep talking to her. It's probably better to have her as a friend than nothing at all. And maybe she'll get over the assholes she's dated and realize that she likes you. #115
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incorporated (12/22/2012) [-] Thank you so much man for dealing with my problems. I'm new to funnyjunk though, and seems like you made it alot better for me. She told me just now that she likes me, but she cannot date me, that we cannot be a couple... I promised her that we're still talking no matter what, although now I'm visiting feels section, shedding tears... I'm terribly sad. (I can be hurt easily with words or with emotions...) Glad I could help. I know it hurts, I'm there with you. But just hang in there. #117
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incorporated (12/23/2012) [-] Cheers man, love you (no homo) and love this website throughoutly. I actually came from 9gag... *confessionbear* I would go. If she doesn't show up, don't say anything. Just act like you forgot or just didn't care. If she's gonna be a bitch, then don't let her have that satisfaction. But I'm not really one to give dating advice since I made this post and can't even grow the balls to ask out the girl i like. Number 3, but skip the crying part. Move on. If she says anything in physics, just tell her she should have responded. | ||
| #62 - this is really depressing just after watching How To Train You… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/25/2012 on Never give up | +10 |
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| #108 - mfw I realised that I was conceived on my parent's anniversary… | 11/25/2012 on The Truth | +9 |
| #112 - I dressed up as a girl once at school (for charity, I swear). … [+] (2 new replies) | 11/25/2012 on One day | +60 |
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| #132 - the beginning of the gif watch her hand they let go at times | 11/25/2012 on Up feels | 0 |
| #166 - ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ▄ ▌ ▐ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ … | 11/25/2012 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ban | +6 |
| #173 - I drew on my computer screen for 96 imaginary thumbs up... … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/25/2012 on squidward comp | +3 |
| #12 - I'm just saying that unless you yourself made this picture, th… | 11/25/2012 on HAHAHA! | +3 |
| #16 - am I doin it rite? [+] (5 new replies) | 11/24/2012 on squidward comp | +119 |
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| #8 - Oh, sorry. I didnt know that you took the pictures yourself! Y… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/24/2012 on HAHAHA! | +15 |
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| #48 - yea, it has that "hey this is pretty cool" kinda fee… | 11/23/2012 on Everything | +1 |

