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Date Signed Up:11/10/2012
Last Login:12/31/2012
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#9 - I'm British, and so is my left land. You would understand what… 12/05/2012 on Sir, ... 0
#87 - nah man, for real. I got up to the right level for shiz, but I… 12/05/2012 on ninja broccoli 0
#82 - oh, dude... you didnt get the memo? kim jong has disabled …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2012 on ninja broccoli +2
User avatar #86 - bitchplzzz (12/05/2012) [-]
So you cant post pictures... AT ALL? Not even after you level up, or what?
#87 - elkhemist (12/05/2012) [-]
nah man, for real. I got up to the right level for shiz, but I cant do it. Blame kim jong, man.
#41097 - does anyone have any good ways that I can make myself not end …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #41241 - esunaproxy (12/05/2012) [-]
No one on FJ does their homework on time I guess. I'd be interested in some steps to help me not be so lazy with homework. I'm 21 in college now and still lazy as fuck. Got a sick job lined up so I guess it doesn't matter too much..
#57 - you could like... use midgets as a dildo... 12/04/2012 on Amazon Eve +7
#40905 - first off, Infatuation is often mistaken for love. Infatuation… 12/03/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#40902 - Hey there, I've noticed recently that I've gotten a lot m…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #40910 - smashingprodigy (12/03/2012) [-]
Like the user before said, it could be puberty. If you're past that age, it could be the change in seasons and weather, which is also a common reason for change of temperament.
#40904 - keggut has deleted their comment.
#184 - you do not know how often I've been looking for this. on like,… 12/03/2012 on germans 0
#84 - is that really necessary? 12/03/2012 on history is interesting 0
#3 - I really want to burn a bunch of bodies in the street at night… 12/02/2012 on Punny #2 0
#5 - So far, I have only heard two types of German accents. The…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/02/2012 on germans +66
User avatar #228 - captchaftwblaa (12/03/2012) [-]
ohh danke schätzchen! ich hoffe du hast noch einen schönen tag süßer <3
#167 - sippay (12/03/2012) [-]
If we crossbreed the genes It would result in Angry homosexual version
and incredibly hitler version
#124 - angelious (12/03/2012) [-]
how about the one they use in those television drama shows?
#70 - monotuei (12/03/2012) [-]
#184 - elkhemist (12/03/2012) [-]
you do not know how often I've been looking for this. on like, every mildly relevant comment I've written, I've included the word "erotic" in the hopes someone will reply to it with this. You are the first one. Thank you so goddamn mich.
#61 - funnyjunknsfwsecti (12/03/2012) [-]
You mean like from (T)Raumschiff Surprise?
#29 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#27 - hillbillypowpow (12/03/2012) [-]
#7 - there  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2012 on I can watch this forever +38
User avatar #14 - macross (12/03/2012) [-]
We fire the whole bullet. Thats 65% more bullet per bullet.
User avatar #23 - neonthethird (12/03/2012) [-]
that has got to be my favorite video of all time
#9 - what the **** happened in Namibia??? 12/02/2012 on Surreal places on Terra Firma 0
#11 - I tried this once. We didnt have any cups that were the right …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on D.I.Y. +9
User avatar #34 - theoriginalbastard (12/03/2012) [-]
Ha... that sucks
#3 - BUT IF THIS IS MY BACKGROUND THEN ITS MY COMPUTER SAYING IS SO… 12/02/2012 on My Wife +1
#8 - wait, can someone explain the story of what actually happened …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2012 on history is interesting +5
#50 - necessary has deleted their comment.
#84 - elkhemist (12/03/2012) [-]
is that really necessary?
User avatar #18 - raulterroba (12/02/2012) [-]
Well my suprising fuckingly pedro lascurain is my blood relative, he got into office but the other party that was militaristic and kind of wanted an anarchy, threatened to kill him if he did not give up power to other candidate!
User avatar #10 - shaneac (12/02/2012) [-]
I just looked up the second one, about Liechtenstein. They sent 80 men out to fight and befriended an Austrian on the way home.
According to the comments, the Mexican president was only president for 45 since the elected one wasn't there yet and somebody had to be president
#48 - I have this as my wallpaper. Because I like seeing lies all ov… 12/01/2012 on My New Favorite Wallpaper +3
#819 - I have to go down to #25 to find the first person I actually k… 12/01/2012 on This is legit 0
#106 - meh, not too bad. I mean, it wasnt really a date, but it was s…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Story of my life 0
User avatar #107 - imonaboatman (12/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, the friendzone definitely sucks, but that's a good attitude to have about. I was in the friendzone with a girl who I really liked a little over a year ago, but for whatever reason, she never talks to me anymore. Looking back, I'd much rather still be good friends with her like we were than have it be how it is now. So I guess where I'm getting at is, if you can't get out, you'll probably be happier if you can at least be friends with her. But if you have strong feelings for her, then you should tell her at some point (not over text, trust me) because if you don't, it will consume you.

Whatever happens, good luck! I've been there, so hopefully you can learn from some of my mistakes.
#110 - incorporated (12/21/2012) [-]
it's already consuming me... so harshly...

*sobs*
User avatar #112 - imonaboatman (12/21/2012) [-]
I know that feel, bro. I asked out my crush a while back and found out she already had a boyfriend I didn't know about. It still hurts - I really liked her. But good luck, if you're in the friend zone you've still got a chance, people have made it out before.
#113 - incorporated (12/22/2012) [-]
thanks bro, but the worst part is that she likes me as much as I like her, but she keeps away from relationships because she's been hurt really harshly before by an asshole... I have no idea what I should do... I'm talking to her every day, texting, talking on phone...
User avatar #114 - imonaboatman (12/22/2012) [-]
No problem. I don't honestly know what you should do. I'm definitely not one to give relationship advice, but if I were you, I'd just keep talking to her. It's probably better to have her as a friend than nothing at all. And maybe she'll get over the assholes she's dated and realize that she likes you.
#115 - incorporated (12/22/2012) [-]
Thank you so much man for dealing with my problems. I'm new to funnyjunk though, and seems like you made it alot better for me. She told me just now that she likes me, but she cannot date me, that we cannot be a couple... I promised her that we're still talking no matter what, although now I'm visiting feels section, shedding tears... I'm terribly sad. (I can be hurt easily with words or with emotions...)
User avatar #116 - imonaboatman (12/23/2012) [-]
Glad I could help. I know it hurts, I'm there with you. But just hang in there.
#117 - incorporated (12/23/2012) [-]
Cheers man, love you (no homo) and love this website throughoutly. I actually came from 9gag... *confessionbear*
#53 - thank you, Joshofsouls. That was a pretty quick reply. I actua…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2012 on Oh the feels +1
User avatar #54 - joshofsouls (11/30/2012) [-]
You're welcome, my friend.
I always reply quickly, Since I spend most of my day on the computer.
#50 - what video was this from?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/30/2012 on Oh the feels +2
User avatar #51 - joshofsouls (11/30/2012) [-]
The final episode of the walking dead, go watch it, you'll cry like a bitch
#61 - CIS White Male (11/30/2012) [-]
What do you mean by final? Like, "most recent"?
User avatar #62 - joshofsouls (11/30/2012) [-]
Like, the last video of the walking dead that pewdie did, the FINAL episode.
#53 - elkhemist (11/30/2012) [-]
thank you, Joshofsouls. That was a pretty quick reply. I actually had a youtube tab open for some reason.
User avatar #54 - joshofsouls (11/30/2012) [-]
You're welcome, my friend.
I always reply quickly, Since I spend most of my day on the computer.
#52 - >weird camera glare dude imagine just taking a pict… 11/30/2012 on TRIPLE RAINBOW !!! 0
#201 - 7:00 - wake up 7:30 - grab a brush and put a little makeup… 11/30/2012 on girls vs. boys +3
#36 - I read it as "2012 clon" 11/29/2012 on nom +2
#104 - thanks. and yeah, I will try not to act beta... but old habits…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Story of my life 0
User avatar #105 - filipnocd (12/01/2012) [-]
How was it?
#106 - elkhemist (12/01/2012) [-]
meh, not too bad. I mean, it wasnt really a date, but it was something.
At one point, her friends said for everyone to link hands, and I was standing next to Hannah so I got to hold her hand for a bit which was nice. Plus, she gave me a hug when I met up with them and a hug when I was leaving, so its all good.
But, because only two of her friends turned up in the end, and those two happened to be dating, one of them said "hah, its like a double date!", to which Hannah quickly responded "no its not!"
But hey, if this is the friendzone, then bring it on. Challenge fucking accepted. You wanna put a mountain in my way? I'll fuckin punch my way through it.
But for srs, its not the end of the world. People say that its impossible to get out of the friendzone, and there's nothing that they can do. But while I still breathe, there is still something more I can do.

TL;DR: Things went pretty nice, but may be 'friendzone'.
User avatar #107 - imonaboatman (12/01/2012) [-]
Yeah, the friendzone definitely sucks, but that's a good attitude to have about. I was in the friendzone with a girl who I really liked a little over a year ago, but for whatever reason, she never talks to me anymore. Looking back, I'd much rather still be good friends with her like we were than have it be how it is now. So I guess where I'm getting at is, if you can't get out, you'll probably be happier if you can at least be friends with her. But if you have strong feelings for her, then you should tell her at some point (not over text, trust me) because if you don't, it will consume you.

Whatever happens, good luck! I've been there, so hopefully you can learn from some of my mistakes.
#110 - incorporated (12/21/2012) [-]
it's already consuming me... so harshly...

*sobs*
User avatar #112 - imonaboatman (12/21/2012) [-]
I know that feel, bro. I asked out my crush a while back and found out she already had a boyfriend I didn't know about. It still hurts - I really liked her. But good luck, if you're in the friend zone you've still got a chance, people have made it out before.
#113 - incorporated (12/22/2012) [-]
thanks bro, but the worst part is that she likes me as much as I like her, but she keeps away from relationships because she's been hurt really harshly before by an asshole... I have no idea what I should do... I'm talking to her every day, texting, talking on phone...
User avatar #114 - imonaboatman (12/22/2012) [-]
No problem. I don't honestly know what you should do. I'm definitely not one to give relationship advice, but if I were you, I'd just keep talking to her. It's probably better to have her as a friend than nothing at all. And maybe she'll get over the assholes she's dated and realize that she likes you.
#115 - incorporated (12/22/2012) [-]
Thank you so much man for dealing with my problems. I'm new to funnyjunk though, and seems like you made it alot better for me. She told me just now that she likes me, but she cannot date me, that we cannot be a couple... I promised her that we're still talking no matter what, although now I'm visiting feels section, shedding tears... I'm terribly sad. (I can be hurt easily with words or with emotions...)
User avatar #116 - imonaboatman (12/23/2012) [-]
Glad I could help. I know it hurts, I'm there with you. But just hang in there.
#117 - incorporated (12/23/2012) [-]
Cheers man, love you (no homo) and love this website throughoutly. I actually came from 9gag... *confessionbear*
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