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#66 - i live with my grandma...its kind of depressing.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2013 on As funny as this is Its... 0
User avatar #68 - zakaizer (03/07/2013) [-]
At least you can comfort in the fact that it's not just you, I too live with Gran, for many a complex reason.
User avatar #72 - elise (03/07/2013) [-]
me as well. its just depressing to see someone you love slowly slip and become ill and confused.
User avatar #75 - zakaizer (03/07/2013) [-]
I know it may not be much, but I'm sorry, man, mine's not as bad as that, but still... It's hard.
#76 - elise (03/07/2013) [-]
thank you.
#78 - zakaizer (03/07/2013) [-]
Anytime, man, we all need support in times of hardship.
#252 - the fish one was my favourite. I would stare at it for hours. 03/07/2013 on Windows 98 Screen Savers 0
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on Back in my days... -1
#13 - anonymous Comment deleted by elise
#6 - that is what i was thinking. 03/06/2013 on Finally a place i can call... 0
#3 - Better than expected 03/06/2013 on One job... -3
#44 - Picture 03/06/2013 on Angel of Death +1
#182 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on Lasagna +2
#192 - blacknightshade (03/05/2013) [-]
I never imagined i would ever laugh that hard about lasagna in my life. Thank you, sir. You win all my internets.
#8 - was tattoo misspelled purposely?  [+] (9 new replies) 03/04/2013 on Greatest coverup -5
#9 - forfakssake (03/04/2013) [-]
This tatoo is horrible because I bet my ass the fucker doesn't even listen to decent music. Not even remotely close to a real music lover as a musician or producer is. I'm both a musician and producer, and I don't need shitty tatoos to make people know I truly love music.
User avatar #28 - anthonyh (03/05/2013) [-]
How the fuck do you have a post with +95 and one with -24 in the same thread?
#37 - forfakssake (03/05/2013) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk.
User avatar #25 - theincorrigibleone (03/05/2013) [-]
There right and wrong types of music? Do elaborate please.
I know types of music I like or dislike as my own standards go, but I'm pretty certain there are people out there who feel differently than I when it comes to some of it.
#36 - forfakssake (03/05/2013) [-]
Takes skill, knowledge, and talent to make = good. Opposite= bad music.
User avatar #23 - kingrayne (03/05/2013) [-]
"i bet this guy doesnt listen to decent music"
You know thats a matter of OPINION right?
#22 - jellyneau (03/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - ainsleyreborn (03/05/2013) [-]
You don't have to get a tattoo, you just have to tell a bunch of strangers online in a comments thread.
User avatar #14 - killerliquid (03/05/2013) [-]
You don't need to preach it either. The way we know you love music, is through your own music.
#5 - op is korean? 03/04/2013 on Can your macbook do this?... 0
#76 - YES!! THE PUNS!!!! 03/04/2013 on Must...not...rook.. 0
#99 - indubitably. 02/26/2013 on Twatter 0
#97 - obviously. still it wasn't really relevant to the zombie state…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Twatter +1
User avatar #98 - poniesareghey (02/26/2013) [-]
It was relevant to the prince of darkness
User avatar #99 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
indubitably.
#155 - im sorry 02/26/2013 on Lincoln +11
#83 - um...okay?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Twatter 0
User avatar #95 - poniesareghey (02/26/2013) [-]
Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness.
C'mon man
I expect more from you
User avatar #97 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
obviously. still it wasn't really relevant to the zombie statement i was trying to make.
User avatar #98 - poniesareghey (02/26/2013) [-]
It was relevant to the prince of darkness
User avatar #99 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
indubitably.
#81 - Prince of Darkness is a movie.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Twatter 0
User avatar #82 - shiningfinger (02/26/2013) [-]
I know this
User avatar #83 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
um...okay?
User avatar #95 - poniesareghey (02/26/2013) [-]
Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness.
C'mon man
I expect more from you
User avatar #97 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
obviously. still it wasn't really relevant to the zombie statement i was trying to make.
User avatar #98 - poniesareghey (02/26/2013) [-]
It was relevant to the prince of darkness
User avatar #99 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
indubitably.
#153 - its being retired in all of canada.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Lincoln 0
#154 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
Oh shit. We got a Canadian showdown, eh?
User avatar #155 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
im sorry
#147 - then how do you not know the penny has recently been retired?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Lincoln 0
User avatar #148 - largilloquent (02/26/2013) [-]
its been retired alot of places not all, and you said got rid of. which is it obama
User avatar #153 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
its being retired in all of canada.
#154 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
Oh shit. We got a Canadian showdown, eh?
User avatar #155 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
im sorry
#144 - i live in canada bro.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Lincoln +1
User avatar #146 - largilloquent (02/26/2013) [-]
me too bro
User avatar #147 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
then how do you not know the penny has recently been retired?
User avatar #148 - largilloquent (02/26/2013) [-]
its been retired alot of places not all, and you said got rid of. which is it obama
User avatar #153 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
its being retired in all of canada.
#154 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
Oh shit. We got a Canadian showdown, eh?
User avatar #155 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
im sorry
#141 - oh and canada got rid of their penny too recently...  [+] (8 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Lincoln 0
User avatar #143 - largilloquent (02/26/2013) [-]
still have it
User avatar #144 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
i live in canada bro.
User avatar #146 - largilloquent (02/26/2013) [-]
me too bro
User avatar #147 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
then how do you not know the penny has recently been retired?
User avatar #148 - largilloquent (02/26/2013) [-]
its been retired alot of places not all, and you said got rid of. which is it obama
User avatar #153 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
its being retired in all of canada.
#154 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
Oh shit. We got a Canadian showdown, eh?
User avatar #155 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
im sorry
#139 - pshh ***** you still got the $5 bill.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Lincoln +2
User avatar #141 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
oh and canada got rid of their penny too recently...
User avatar #143 - largilloquent (02/26/2013) [-]
still have it
User avatar #144 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
i live in canada bro.
User avatar #146 - largilloquent (02/26/2013) [-]
me too bro
User avatar #147 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
then how do you not know the penny has recently been retired?
User avatar #148 - largilloquent (02/26/2013) [-]
its been retired alot of places not all, and you said got rid of. which is it obama
User avatar #153 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
its being retired in all of canada.
#154 - anonymous (02/26/2013) [-]
Oh shit. We got a Canadian showdown, eh?
User avatar #155 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
im sorry
#76 - I think Alice Cooper makes a good zombie, like in Prince of Darkness.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Twatter 0
User avatar #79 - shiningfinger (02/26/2013) [-]
And I think Ozzy Osbourn makes a good Prince of Darkness.
User avatar #81 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
Prince of Darkness is a movie.
User avatar #82 - shiningfinger (02/26/2013) [-]
I know this
User avatar #83 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
um...okay?
User avatar #95 - poniesareghey (02/26/2013) [-]
Ozzy is the Prince of Darkness.
C'mon man
I expect more from you
User avatar #97 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
obviously. still it wasn't really relevant to the zombie statement i was trying to make.
User avatar #98 - poniesareghey (02/26/2013) [-]
It was relevant to the prince of darkness
User avatar #99 - elise (02/26/2013) [-]
indubitably.
#77 - im sorry to hear that bro :( 02/26/2013 on Happy Birthday Mom! +2
#12 - is it so hard to search joker hat on google images?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Furbies... +8
#13 - RageGuyyourmom (02/25/2013) [-]
Okay, I was trying to point out without being an ass that you meant a "jester's" hat, not a "joker's" hat numb nuts. Now, sit in the corner and think about your mistake and when your ready to make a response that isn't not only stupid, but ignorant of your original mistake then please respond.
User avatar #47 - TheHutchie (02/25/2013) [-]
You also said "isn't not only stupid" which unfortunately made you look like a hypocrite. And a retard.
User avatar #35 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/25/2013) [-]
You see, it's harder to interpret sarcasm in text than it is verbally, and sarcasm is more rude than simply pointing it out and wishing the other person a merry day. Those that don't understand it's sarcasm simply assume you to be an idiot. Sarcasm over the internet tends to blast right back in your face. Not trying to make you feel stupid, but just so you know in the future.
#33 - psychrophile (02/25/2013) [-]
you're*
#6 - i thought that was a catholic thing? And anyway, bashing other…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Christianity +1
User avatar #26 - stallwallwriter (02/25/2013) [-]
Yes, he is catholic, and one of the things that makes his show so great is the fact that he's even able to see the humour in his own faith.
Humour - when gentle and true - is another great way of helping people to understand the other side of an argument.
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#27 - verby (02/25/2013) [-]
That's right. It's called transubstantiation
User avatar #14 - kayen (02/25/2013) [-]
This is how Catholics believe yes, I read it in my religion book when I had Religion in school.
#9 - i still have one of these ******* in a joker hat.…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Furbies... +2
#11 - RageGuyyourmom (02/25/2013) [-]
What is a joker hat?
#12 - elise (02/25/2013) [-]
is it so hard to search joker hat on google images?
#13 - RageGuyyourmom (02/25/2013) [-]
Okay, I was trying to point out without being an ass that you meant a "jester's" hat, not a "joker's" hat numb nuts. Now, sit in the corner and think about your mistake and when your ready to make a response that isn't not only stupid, but ignorant of your original mistake then please respond.
User avatar #47 - TheHutchie (02/25/2013) [-]
You also said "isn't not only stupid" which unfortunately made you look like a hypocrite. And a retard.
User avatar #35 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/25/2013) [-]
You see, it's harder to interpret sarcasm in text than it is verbally, and sarcasm is more rude than simply pointing it out and wishing the other person a merry day. Those that don't understand it's sarcasm simply assume you to be an idiot. Sarcasm over the internet tends to blast right back in your face. Not trying to make you feel stupid, but just so you know in the future.
#33 - psychrophile (02/25/2013) [-]
you're*
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User avatar #7 to #6 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
i am going to put this as nicely as i can, because this is the internet. **** off you cunt.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
well yes, but i was named for a song called 'a letter to elise' by the cure. :)
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User avatar #5 to #4 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
yes, Beethoven is lovely.
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