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Date Signed Up:6/06/2012
Last Login:10/19/2013
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#18 - who says normal = straight? you can be normal and gay . norma…  [+] (31 replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality 0
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#66 - Sethorein (05/13/2013) [-]
well normal kinda is straight....much like being right handed... Though to be honest the only associated risks with being abnormal is a higher likelihood of having other abnormalities... yay...
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#19 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Being gay is not a sexual preference, it's a sexual orientation, and it does make a difference to confuse the two because if straight people think that being gay is a choice (preference), then straight people (the majority of the population) will vote against gay rights because they believe being gay can be turned on and off like a light bulb. And to be quite frank about it, there's plenty of half naked women all over tv, advertisements and in public, but I don't see you complaining, but god forbid one gay man holds hands with his boyfriend and it causes a riot!!! You people make me sick!
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#20 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
lol i never implied its a choice. you're right its not. but that doesn't stop it from also being a preference. i like dick. i didn't choose to like dick. but i fucking like it. therefor i prefer it.
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#22 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
For it to be a preference, you must prefer it over the other possible choices, 2 choices (Penis/Vagina). So you like vagina, but you prefer penis? No, because being gay is not a preference.
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#23 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
thats the thing. gay people aren't gay because they hate vagina. thats not at all how it works. they don't even dislike it. they just don't fancy it. you're so very confused.
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#25 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I never said they HATE vagina at all, stop twisting my words, In human sexuality if you are gay you are sexually attracted to penis', not vagina, that was my point, I am not confused in the slightest.
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#26 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i never said i LIKE vagina, but you put those words in my mouth. maybe prefer was not the correct word to use. allow me to correct my mistake with replacing the word prefer with fancy. it was never my intention to imply being gay was a choice. that you still are arguing that after i've made the point i do not believe it is redundant. my brother, who is gay, has used the word prefer to describe how he feels about men and woman. when i asked him about his phase of dating women before he came out of the closet, he informed me that even though he didn't really feel attracted to woman, sex was not difficult, it just never felt right. i understand your point very clearly.
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#27 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
You said "...they don't even dislike it." To not dislike something, you like it, it's easy logic to understand but clearly you do not. Those were your words, I didn't slip them into your mouth, but if you don't shut up I have something else that I can slide into your mouth.
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#28 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to be black and white is truly amazing. its called indifference. thats what happens when you neither like or dislike something. wow. i know. incredible.
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#29 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to continue commenting her when we both keep repeating the same arguements on both sides is getting boring, go and suck a priest, I know u want to.
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#30 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
that fine. don't be angry though man. don't you actually want to feel glad that there is a point we've reached an agreement on? thats what this was all for. this whole debate. yet you feel the need to end it not with a sight of relief that im not a homophobe, but still attack me. im glad i got to clear up the mistake i made in my first comment with you. thank you for helping me point it out.
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#33 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm sorry, I'm a dick on the internet, but an asshole in the bedroom! ;)
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#34 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
don't be sorry. i think you're fucking cool for standing up for people who are misunderstood. people like you are what keep a smile on my brother's face!
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#35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
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#36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
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#38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
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#41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
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#37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
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#39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
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#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
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#31 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sigh*
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#32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
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#21 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
lol and how in the hell did you make the jump from two gay people holding hands to naked women on tv? thats an insulting comparison to gay people.
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#40 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
here's some free likes
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#42 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
right-o. back at ya
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#43 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So when you say 2 on the kinsey scale would you have sex with a man's anus if given the right man/opportunity?
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#44 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
im a girl, so if you mean would i have sex with a vagina, i would if i loved the girl it belonged to.
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#72 - willisteal (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol, you just mind fucked me, all along, I thought you were a man!
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#204 - elise (05/18/2013) [-]
i apologise for that.
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#24 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
What's insulting to gay people is the fact that women in skimpy clothing is more accepted in public than two men holding hands, that was my point.
#12 - takes* 05/07/2013 on i was speechless 0
#11 - update: my brother take responsibility for this.  [+] (2 replies) 05/07/2013 on i was speechless 0
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#13 - satrenkotheone (05/07/2013) [-]
Hm... ok.
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#12 - elise (05/07/2013) [-]
takes*
#9 - my brother's name is Mo. 0.0  [+] (4 replies) 05/07/2013 on i was speechless 0
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#10 - satrenkotheone (05/07/2013) [-]
But... the guy in the picture is named Mo too!
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#11 - elise (05/07/2013) [-]
update: my brother take responsibility for this.
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#13 - satrenkotheone (05/07/2013) [-]
Hm... ok.
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#12 - elise (05/07/2013) [-]
takes*
#26 - Is he implying he'll burn down the school if you don't vote for him?  [+] (2 replies) 05/07/2013 on This kid was born for politics -1
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#30 - Nystro (05/07/2013) [-]
The O isn't red. I read it that way at first as well.
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#31 - elise (05/07/2013) [-]
ah i see. then this joke is a lot less funny than i thought. thanks.