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#28 - you're ability to be black and white is truly amazing. its cal…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #29 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to continue commenting her when we both keep repeating the same arguements on both sides is getting boring, go and suck a priest, I know u want to.
User avatar #30 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
that fine. don't be angry though man. don't you actually want to feel glad that there is a point we've reached an agreement on? thats what this was all for. this whole debate. yet you feel the need to end it not with a sight of relief that im not a homophobe, but still attack me. im glad i got to clear up the mistake i made in my first comment with you. thank you for helping me point it out.
User avatar #33 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm sorry, I'm a dick on the internet, but an asshole in the bedroom! ;)
User avatar #34 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
don't be sorry. i think you're fucking cool for standing up for people who are misunderstood. people like you are what keep a smile on my brother's face!
User avatar #35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
User avatar #36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sigh*
User avatar #32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
#26 - i never said i LIKE vagina, but you put those words in my mout…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #27 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
You said "...they don't even dislike it." To not dislike something, you like it, it's easy logic to understand but clearly you do not. Those were your words, I didn't slip them into your mouth, but if you don't shut up I have something else that I can slide into your mouth.
User avatar #28 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to be black and white is truly amazing. its called indifference. thats what happens when you neither like or dislike something. wow. i know. incredible.
User avatar #29 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to continue commenting her when we both keep repeating the same arguements on both sides is getting boring, go and suck a priest, I know u want to.
User avatar #30 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
that fine. don't be angry though man. don't you actually want to feel glad that there is a point we've reached an agreement on? thats what this was all for. this whole debate. yet you feel the need to end it not with a sight of relief that im not a homophobe, but still attack me. im glad i got to clear up the mistake i made in my first comment with you. thank you for helping me point it out.
User avatar #33 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm sorry, I'm a dick on the internet, but an asshole in the bedroom! ;)
User avatar #34 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
don't be sorry. i think you're fucking cool for standing up for people who are misunderstood. people like you are what keep a smile on my brother's face!
User avatar #35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
User avatar #36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sigh*
User avatar #32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
#23 - thats the thing. gay people aren't gay because they hate v…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #25 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I never said they HATE vagina at all, stop twisting my words, In human sexuality if you are gay you are sexually attracted to penis', not vagina, that was my point, I am not confused in the slightest.
User avatar #26 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i never said i LIKE vagina, but you put those words in my mouth. maybe prefer was not the correct word to use. allow me to correct my mistake with replacing the word prefer with fancy. it was never my intention to imply being gay was a choice. that you still are arguing that after i've made the point i do not believe it is redundant. my brother, who is gay, has used the word prefer to describe how he feels about men and woman. when i asked him about his phase of dating women before he came out of the closet, he informed me that even though he didn't really feel attracted to woman, sex was not difficult, it just never felt right. i understand your point very clearly.
User avatar #27 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
You said "...they don't even dislike it." To not dislike something, you like it, it's easy logic to understand but clearly you do not. Those were your words, I didn't slip them into your mouth, but if you don't shut up I have something else that I can slide into your mouth.
User avatar #28 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to be black and white is truly amazing. its called indifference. thats what happens when you neither like or dislike something. wow. i know. incredible.
User avatar #29 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to continue commenting her when we both keep repeating the same arguements on both sides is getting boring, go and suck a priest, I know u want to.
User avatar #30 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
that fine. don't be angry though man. don't you actually want to feel glad that there is a point we've reached an agreement on? thats what this was all for. this whole debate. yet you feel the need to end it not with a sight of relief that im not a homophobe, but still attack me. im glad i got to clear up the mistake i made in my first comment with you. thank you for helping me point it out.
User avatar #33 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm sorry, I'm a dick on the internet, but an asshole in the bedroom! ;)
User avatar #34 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
don't be sorry. i think you're fucking cool for standing up for people who are misunderstood. people like you are what keep a smile on my brother's face!
User avatar #35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
User avatar #36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sigh*
User avatar #32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
#21 - lol and how in the hell did you make the jump from two gay p…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #40 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
here's some free likes
User avatar #42 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
right-o. back at ya
User avatar #43 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So when you say 2 on the kinsey scale would you have sex with a man's anus if given the right man/opportunity?
User avatar #44 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
im a girl, so if you mean would i have sex with a vagina, i would if i loved the girl it belonged to.
User avatar #72 - willisteal (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol, you just mind fucked me, all along, I thought you were a man!
User avatar #204 - elise (05/18/2013) [-]
i apologise for that.
User avatar #24 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
What's insulting to gay people is the fact that women in skimpy clothing is more accepted in public than two men holding hands, that was my point.
#20 - lol i never implied its a choice. you're right its not. but th…  [+] (28 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #22 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
For it to be a preference, you must prefer it over the other possible choices, 2 choices (Penis/Vagina). So you like vagina, but you prefer penis? No, because being gay is not a preference.
User avatar #23 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
thats the thing. gay people aren't gay because they hate vagina. thats not at all how it works. they don't even dislike it. they just don't fancy it. you're so very confused.
User avatar #25 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I never said they HATE vagina at all, stop twisting my words, In human sexuality if you are gay you are sexually attracted to penis', not vagina, that was my point, I am not confused in the slightest.
User avatar #26 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i never said i LIKE vagina, but you put those words in my mouth. maybe prefer was not the correct word to use. allow me to correct my mistake with replacing the word prefer with fancy. it was never my intention to imply being gay was a choice. that you still are arguing that after i've made the point i do not believe it is redundant. my brother, who is gay, has used the word prefer to describe how he feels about men and woman. when i asked him about his phase of dating women before he came out of the closet, he informed me that even though he didn't really feel attracted to woman, sex was not difficult, it just never felt right. i understand your point very clearly.
User avatar #27 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
You said "...they don't even dislike it." To not dislike something, you like it, it's easy logic to understand but clearly you do not. Those were your words, I didn't slip them into your mouth, but if you don't shut up I have something else that I can slide into your mouth.
User avatar #28 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to be black and white is truly amazing. its called indifference. thats what happens when you neither like or dislike something. wow. i know. incredible.
User avatar #29 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to continue commenting her when we both keep repeating the same arguements on both sides is getting boring, go and suck a priest, I know u want to.
User avatar #30 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
that fine. don't be angry though man. don't you actually want to feel glad that there is a point we've reached an agreement on? thats what this was all for. this whole debate. yet you feel the need to end it not with a sight of relief that im not a homophobe, but still attack me. im glad i got to clear up the mistake i made in my first comment with you. thank you for helping me point it out.
User avatar #33 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm sorry, I'm a dick on the internet, but an asshole in the bedroom! ;)
User avatar #34 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
don't be sorry. i think you're fucking cool for standing up for people who are misunderstood. people like you are what keep a smile on my brother's face!
User avatar #35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
User avatar #36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sigh*
User avatar #32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
User avatar #21 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
lol and how in the hell did you make the jump from two gay people holding hands to naked women on tv? thats an insulting comparison to gay people.
User avatar #40 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
here's some free likes
User avatar #42 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
right-o. back at ya
User avatar #43 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So when you say 2 on the kinsey scale would you have sex with a man's anus if given the right man/opportunity?
User avatar #44 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
im a girl, so if you mean would i have sex with a vagina, i would if i loved the girl it belonged to.
User avatar #72 - willisteal (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol, you just mind fucked me, all along, I thought you were a man!
User avatar #204 - elise (05/18/2013) [-]
i apologise for that.
User avatar #24 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
What's insulting to gay people is the fact that women in skimpy clothing is more accepted in public than two men holding hands, that was my point.
#18 - who says normal = straight? you can be normal and gay . norma…  [+] (31 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality 0
User avatar #66 - Sethorein (05/13/2013) [-]
well normal kinda is straight....much like being right handed... Though to be honest the only associated risks with being abnormal is a higher likelihood of having other abnormalities... yay...
User avatar #19 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Being gay is not a sexual preference, it's a sexual orientation, and it does make a difference to confuse the two because if straight people think that being gay is a choice (preference), then straight people (the majority of the population) will vote against gay rights because they believe being gay can be turned on and off like a light bulb. And to be quite frank about it, there's plenty of half naked women all over tv, advertisements and in public, but I don't see you complaining, but god forbid one gay man holds hands with his boyfriend and it causes a riot!!! You people make me sick!
User avatar #20 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
lol i never implied its a choice. you're right its not. but that doesn't stop it from also being a preference. i like dick. i didn't choose to like dick. but i fucking like it. therefor i prefer it.
User avatar #22 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
For it to be a preference, you must prefer it over the other possible choices, 2 choices (Penis/Vagina). So you like vagina, but you prefer penis? No, because being gay is not a preference.
User avatar #23 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
thats the thing. gay people aren't gay because they hate vagina. thats not at all how it works. they don't even dislike it. they just don't fancy it. you're so very confused.
User avatar #25 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I never said they HATE vagina at all, stop twisting my words, In human sexuality if you are gay you are sexually attracted to penis', not vagina, that was my point, I am not confused in the slightest.
User avatar #26 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i never said i LIKE vagina, but you put those words in my mouth. maybe prefer was not the correct word to use. allow me to correct my mistake with replacing the word prefer with fancy. it was never my intention to imply being gay was a choice. that you still are arguing that after i've made the point i do not believe it is redundant. my brother, who is gay, has used the word prefer to describe how he feels about men and woman. when i asked him about his phase of dating women before he came out of the closet, he informed me that even though he didn't really feel attracted to woman, sex was not difficult, it just never felt right. i understand your point very clearly.
User avatar #27 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
You said "...they don't even dislike it." To not dislike something, you like it, it's easy logic to understand but clearly you do not. Those were your words, I didn't slip them into your mouth, but if you don't shut up I have something else that I can slide into your mouth.
User avatar #28 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to be black and white is truly amazing. its called indifference. thats what happens when you neither like or dislike something. wow. i know. incredible.
User avatar #29 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
you're ability to continue commenting her when we both keep repeating the same arguements on both sides is getting boring, go and suck a priest, I know u want to.
User avatar #30 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
that fine. don't be angry though man. don't you actually want to feel glad that there is a point we've reached an agreement on? thats what this was all for. this whole debate. yet you feel the need to end it not with a sight of relief that im not a homophobe, but still attack me. im glad i got to clear up the mistake i made in my first comment with you. thank you for helping me point it out.
User avatar #33 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm sorry, I'm a dick on the internet, but an asshole in the bedroom! ;)
User avatar #34 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
don't be sorry. i think you're fucking cool for standing up for people who are misunderstood. people like you are what keep a smile on my brother's face!
User avatar #35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
User avatar #36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sigh*
User avatar #32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
User avatar #21 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
lol and how in the hell did you make the jump from two gay people holding hands to naked women on tv? thats an insulting comparison to gay people.
User avatar #40 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
here's some free likes
User avatar #42 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
right-o. back at ya
User avatar #43 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So when you say 2 on the kinsey scale would you have sex with a man's anus if given the right man/opportunity?
User avatar #44 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
im a girl, so if you mean would i have sex with a vagina, i would if i loved the girl it belonged to.
User avatar #72 - willisteal (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol, you just mind fucked me, all along, I thought you were a man!
User avatar #204 - elise (05/18/2013) [-]
i apologise for that.
User avatar #24 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
What's insulting to gay people is the fact that women in skimpy clothing is more accepted in public than two men holding hands, that was my point.
#27 - gay cure gay smiths gay maiden cocteau gay … 05/12/2013 on If every band had the word... 0
#12 - takes* 05/07/2013 on i was speechless 0
#11 - update: my brother take responsibility for this.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on i was speechless 0
User avatar #13 - satrenkotheone (05/07/2013) [-]
Hm... ok.
User avatar #12 - elise (05/07/2013) [-]
takes*
#9 - my brother's name is Mo. 0.0  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2013 on i was speechless 0
User avatar #10 - satrenkotheone (05/07/2013) [-]
But... the guy in the picture is named Mo too!
User avatar #11 - elise (05/07/2013) [-]
update: my brother take responsibility for this.
User avatar #13 - satrenkotheone (05/07/2013) [-]
Hm... ok.
User avatar #12 - elise (05/07/2013) [-]
takes*
#37 - i actually like this one. 05/07/2013 on Bad Tattoo Comp +1
#103 - as a girl with russian heritage, i can confirm this is true. 05/07/2013 on Cup sizes 0
#31 - ah i see. then this joke is a lot less funny than i thought. thanks. 05/07/2013 on This kid was born for politics 0
#26 - Is he implying he'll burn down the school if you don't vote for him?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on This kid was born for politics -1
User avatar #30 - Nystro (05/07/2013) [-]
The O isn't red. I read it that way at first as well.
User avatar #31 - elise (05/07/2013) [-]
ah i see. then this joke is a lot less funny than i thought. thanks.
#32 - as a female, i do not delay replies - because i *******… 05/07/2013 on Fucking girls +2
#78 - Comment deleted 05/07/2013 on Proof That Women Vote Based... 0
#15 - this ******* happened to me last year. why don't … 05/01/2013 on i know that feel 0
#32 - i applaud the writers for somehow forming a plot to support this. 04/14/2013 on Trixie doesn't trust wheels +1
#18 - this was on my pack of yakisoba.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on So that's what it's made of? 0
User avatar #30 - beloth (04/14/2013) [-]
it scared the crap out of me when i enlarged
User avatar #24 - EnergizierAnon (04/14/2013) [-]
holy crap that was big when i enlarged it (that's what s/he said.)
#55 - who is this comedian? 04/14/2013 on what a twist! +1
#79 - This looks like the highschool i went to. Could this be chambl… 04/08/2013 on Hallway Swimming 0
#13 - Picture 04/03/2013 on Origninal poster +3
#8 - i see, thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on oh youtube, you so silly +2
#12 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
Man, no harm done by you. I enjoyed the content.
#337 - that ******* sucks. i will miss 'gravy'... 04/02/2013 on Rest in Peace, voice actor... +1
#4 - sorry, i don't know who that is. i just screencapped this from…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2013 on oh youtube, you so silly +1
User avatar #5 - thatsnumberwang (04/03/2013) [-]
He's a British comedian
User avatar #8 - elise (04/03/2013) [-]
i see, thanks.
#12 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
Man, no harm done by you. I enjoyed the content.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
i am going to put this as nicely as i can, because this is the internet. **** off you cunt.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
well yes, but i was named for a song called 'a letter to elise' by the cure. :)
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User avatar #5 to #4 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
yes, Beethoven is lovely.
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