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Date Signed Up:6/06/2012
Last Login:10/19/2013
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#78 - your story has just convinced me not to make the same mistake.…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2013 on huehuehue +1
User avatar #79 - newguyontheblock (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks, I just need to figure a way of making her know how I feel. She said she has somewhat changed, but I don't care if she has changed as long as I could go back to what I had. I just want her to know. I was a condescending prick hole about the break up and I deserve to be thrown into a dark hole for the rest of my life. I've lost a lot of sleep. She frequents reddit, but I don't think I could somehow get something to her that would change her mind.
User avatar #85 - elise (08/22/2013) [-]
acknowledge your mistakes to her and make it clear your contrite and intend to rectify them. it is possible her saying she's changed could be her coping with your rejection. hopefully. just realise after being broken up for 6 months things are going to be exactly what they were. they will take time, effort, and earning of trust assuming she agrees. i really wish you luck.
User avatar #91 - newguyontheblock (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks and best of luck to yourself.
User avatar #86 - elise (08/22/2013) [-]
you're not your. sorry
User avatar #87 - elise (08/22/2013) [-]
also they aren't going to be what they were. fuck i should proof read.
User avatar #233 - newguyontheblock (09/01/2013) [-]
Long story short I opened up and told her what had been going on and how sorry I was and this is a very abridged version, but she took me back and I love her so much!
#790 - you live in canada? i live in canada. i would ******* … 07/14/2013 on Birthday -1
#93 - no problemo 07/02/2013 on Body Image +1
#91 - my aunt has BDD (body dimorphic disorder) she recently got…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Body Image 0
#92 - skvat (07/02/2013) [-]
thank you sir, interesting story you got there
User avatar #93 - elise (07/02/2013) [-]
no problemo
#2 - my aunt in a nutshell. miss her. hasn't left her room in 5 years.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Body Image 0
#78 - skvat (07/02/2013) [-]
damn that is interesting. sorry to hear it but still.. can u tell more about that? if u want to
User avatar #91 - elise (07/02/2013) [-]
my aunt has BDD (body dimorphic disorder)
she recently got appendicitis and was forced to leave her room, but before that incident hadn't been to a doctor for 18 years due to her illness. she used to be a bubbly, funny, giving person, but now she spends most of her time pissing away my grandma's retirement on snacks she orders from amazon and products like wrinkle cream though she looks 16 and she's 33. and thats not an exaggeration. she has been brought to a police station because they were convinced she was lying about her age.
thats pretty much the story.
#92 - skvat (07/02/2013) [-]
thank you sir, interesting story you got there
User avatar #93 - elise (07/02/2013) [-]
no problemo
#76 - whelp.... 06/28/2013 on Looks like I have to kil... +1
#594 - they did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the we… 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#88 - good guy roll  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Real American Patriot? +1
User avatar #89 - roll (06/11/2013) [-]
okay guy roll really
#18 - favourite muppet episode hands down 06/01/2013 on The good ol days 0
#28 - ew thats mayonnaise dude.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on cream +1
User avatar #33 - kyouko (06/01/2013) [-]
Mayonegg*
#60 - do you want the most ****** up show on netflix? -… 05/24/2013 on Maybe enlarge? 0
#121 - well **** . im visiting san diego. and i has jew. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Military base in San Diego 0
User avatar #123 - zomaru (05/24/2013) [-]
U r b Kill son.
#13 - you know that hurts the tree right? and it takes a long ass ti…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on Smooth as eggs +4
User avatar #50 - thatguycrow (05/21/2013) [-]
Tree was struck by lightning bro, nobody did this to it.
#10 - california to canada...still works for me 05/20/2013 on Don't be a Dick +2
#34 - he really looks like a completely different person. crazy 05/20/2013 on The world is an alright... +1
#204 - i apologise for that. 05/18/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
#44 - im a girl, so if you mean would i have sex with a vagina, i wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #72 - willisteal (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol, you just mind fucked me, all along, I thought you were a man!
User avatar #204 - elise (05/18/2013) [-]
i apologise for that.
#42 - right-o. back at ya  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #43 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So when you say 2 on the kinsey scale would you have sex with a man's anus if given the right man/opportunity?
User avatar #44 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
im a girl, so if you mean would i have sex with a vagina, i would if i loved the girl it belonged to.
User avatar #72 - willisteal (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol, you just mind fucked me, all along, I thought you were a man!
User avatar #204 - elise (05/18/2013) [-]
i apologise for that.
#41 - cool. 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
#39 - more or less.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
#36 - i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
#34 - don't be sorry. i think you're ******* cool for s…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
User avatar #36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
#32 - sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out. 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
#31 - sigh*  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
#30 - that fine. don't be angry though man. don't you actually want …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #33 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm sorry, I'm a dick on the internet, but an asshole in the bedroom! ;)
User avatar #34 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
don't be sorry. i think you're fucking cool for standing up for people who are misunderstood. people like you are what keep a smile on my brother's face!
User avatar #35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
User avatar #36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sigh*
User avatar #32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
i am going to put this as nicely as i can, because this is the internet. **** off you cunt.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
well yes, but i was named for a song called 'a letter to elise' by the cure. :)
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User avatar #5 to #4 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
yes, Beethoven is lovely.
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