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#78 - your story has just convinced me not to make the same mistake.…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2013 on huehuehue +1
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#79 - newguyontheblock (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks, I just need to figure a way of making her know how I feel. She said she has somewhat changed, but I don't care if she has changed as long as I could go back to what I had. I just want her to know. I was a condescending prick hole about the break up and I deserve to be thrown into a dark hole for the rest of my life. I've lost a lot of sleep. She frequents reddit, but I don't think I could somehow get something to her that would change her mind.
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#85 - elise (08/22/2013) [-]
acknowledge your mistakes to her and make it clear your contrite and intend to rectify them. it is possible her saying she's changed could be her coping with your rejection. hopefully. just realise after being broken up for 6 months things are going to be exactly what they were. they will take time, effort, and earning of trust assuming she agrees. i really wish you luck.
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#91 - newguyontheblock (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks and best of luck to yourself.
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#86 - elise (08/22/2013) [-]
you're not your. sorry
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#87 - elise (08/22/2013) [-]
also they aren't going to be what they were. fuck i should proof read.
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#233 - newguyontheblock (09/01/2013) [-]
Long story short I opened up and told her what had been going on and how sorry I was and this is a very abridged version, but she took me back and I love her so much!
#790 - you live in canada? i live in canada. i would ******* take you… 07/14/2013 on Birthday -1
#93 - no problemo 07/02/2013 on Body Image +1
#91 - my aunt has BDD (body dimorphic disorder) she recently got…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Body Image 0
#92 - skvat (07/02/2013) [-]
thank you sir, interesting story you got there
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#93 - elise (07/02/2013) [-]
no problemo
#2 - my aunt in a nutshell. miss her. hasn't left her room in 5 years.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Body Image 0
#78 - skvat (07/02/2013) [-]
damn that is interesting. sorry to hear it but still.. can u tell more about that? if u want to
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#91 - elise (07/02/2013) [-]
my aunt has BDD (body dimorphic disorder)
she recently got appendicitis and was forced to leave her room, but before that incident hadn't been to a doctor for 18 years due to her illness. she used to be a bubbly, funny, giving person, but now she spends most of her time pissing away my grandma's retirement on snacks she orders from amazon and products like wrinkle cream though she looks 16 and she's 33. and thats not an exaggeration. she has been brought to a police station because they were convinced she was lying about her age.
thats pretty much the story.
#92 - skvat (07/02/2013) [-]
thank you sir, interesting story you got there
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#93 - elise (07/02/2013) [-]
no problemo
#76 - whelp.... 06/28/2013 on Looks like I have to kil... +1
#594 - they did not sing or tell stories that day, even though the we… 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#88 - good guy roll  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Real American Patriot? +1
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#89 - roll (06/11/2013) [-]
okay guy roll really
#18 - favourite muppet episode hands down 06/01/2013 on The good ol days 0
#28 - ew thats mayonnaise dude.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on cream +1
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#33 - kyouko (06/01/2013) [-]