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#2 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Fierce lion +4
#11 - i need to buy this for my little brothers. it would make their…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Only in japan +2
User avatar #13 - elise (10/06/2012) [-]
thank you good sir
#4 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Andrew Ryan's Cat +3
#33 - this cat makes my cat really confused and uncomfortable. 10/06/2012 on This Cat Has Something To Say 0
#17 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Did you know? 0
#11 - its weird because with the little i know about her, she was pr…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/05/2012 on the ultimate super-power. +43
#13 - Womens Study Major (10/05/2012) [-]
actually her record company made her lose weight. It was part of her contract that she couldn't go on tour until she became a certain weight that was deemed "healthy"
#51 - Womens Study Major (10/06/2012) [-]
well wouldn't it be because if she is on tour she has to perform. If she fat the less she can perform, so its a benefit. But what i don't know is why people bitch at being healthy...so what they are looking after themselves if you want to be fat that should be good for you.
User avatar #19 - thegirlyoudespise (10/05/2012) [-]
what does weight have to do with your singing voice
User avatar #52 - Fgner (10/06/2012) [-]
Am I the only who identifies the fact that being up on stage is hot as balls and that you have to move around, which makes you even hotter, and it takes a lot of energy. You see a lot of fit musicians being exhausted after a show. Being fat, they were probably afraid she wouldn't be able to sing properly while moving around because of a lack of breathe, heart problems, heat stroke, et cetera.
User avatar #53 - thegirlyoudespise (10/06/2012) [-]
i guess that makes sense
User avatar #35 - helenwheels (10/06/2012) [-]
Little. But the post explains it sorta. People shun the over weights, her record company thinks if she loses weight she'll sell more records because she'll have more sex appeal...and they're probably right.
#25 - Womens Study Major (10/05/2012) [-]
Imagine how popular Miley cyrus would be if she was fat. Or how far would Justin Bieber would get if he was unattractive to girls.
User avatar #12 - MurphyUK (10/05/2012) [-]
Or health?
#52 - Comment deleted 10/05/2012 on Bitches can't resist 0
#50 - thats ****** sweet. love the 9th doctor 10/05/2012 on He was there... +36
#100 - you can also place phone in bowl and that'll serve as speakers... 10/05/2012 on Ghetto speakers +3
#84 - hurting more than helping. indeed, and to further prove their … 10/04/2012 on Sharing is caring +1
#92 - the dolphin there looks like he is smiling at her discomfort. 10/04/2012 on Kids love animals 0
#7 - i am going to put this as nicely as i can, because this is the…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2012 on elise's profile 0
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#4 - you're not 'old', but i'd say anyone who remembers that is pre…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2012 on Getting older +7
User avatar #100 - daentraya (10/03/2012) [-]
False. But i am 16, and i like to fiddle around in paint, just doodling.. Theres something stressrelieving in just making some random shit in paint
#12 - Womens Study Major (10/03/2012) [-]
I am 14.
User avatar #5 - novabird (10/03/2012) [-]
pretty true but i'm 26 and i still do this on occasion.
#2 - Picture 10/03/2012 on Rape. Now 40% off. +3
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2012 on /k/ - CPL Wiseass +78
#42 - youxbarstard (10/04/2012) [-]
#5 - my theory is that krabby patties are actually made of his poop… 10/03/2012 on Truth Reveald 0
#8 - i think you mean 'any'.... 10/03/2012 on religious debate, go! 0
#11 - garden state has awesome music, but the movie itself was a bit… 10/03/2012 on lying in bed +3
#604 - i do realize that. nothing i said contradicted that, and nothi… 10/03/2012 on people need to see this... 0
#592 - i know, and its only getting worse. the amount of time if has …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2012 on people need to see this... 0
#595 - themanwithnoplan (10/03/2012) [-]
The point I was trying to make is that all generations think this of generations past them.

You're only further proving OP's point.
User avatar #604 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
i do realize that. nothing i said contradicted that, and nothing i said disagreed with that statement either. knowing that every generation has felt that way does not lesson my hate for this generation. it just proves that moving at the rate it is means its only going to get worse. that makes me sad when i think about it, which i try not to do.
#579 - you don't get it do you? the only reason i hate this generatio…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/03/2012 on people need to see this... 0
#582 - themanwithnoplan (10/03/2012) [-]
"The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority, they show disrespect to their elders.... They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and are tyrants over their teachers."

--Aristotle, 4th century BCE
User avatar #592 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
i know, and its only getting worse. the amount of time if has taken to get to this point may have taken many generations, but at this rate its only getting worse. does that not sadden you?
#595 - themanwithnoplan (10/03/2012) [-]
The point I was trying to make is that all generations think this of generations past them.

You're only further proving OP's point.
User avatar #604 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
i do realize that. nothing i said contradicted that, and nothing i said disagreed with that statement either. knowing that every generation has felt that way does not lesson my hate for this generation. it just proves that moving at the rate it is means its only going to get worse. that makes me sad when i think about it, which i try not to do.
#586 - npfortytwo (10/03/2012) [-]
And with that, his future arguments are invalidated.
#94 - food in canada (at least on the east coast) is pretty expensive.... 10/03/2012 on Genius. 0
#92 - im away from home, and this makes me want to go back to canada 10/03/2012 on Genius. 0
#139 - there is a valuable lesson to be learned here.....somewhere  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2012 on well... shit +19
#141 - Womens Study Major (10/03/2012) [-]
double check shit
#6 - i had a feeling.... 10/02/2012 on free bracelets! +1
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User avatar #7 to #6 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
i am going to put this as nicely as i can, because this is the internet. **** off you cunt.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
well yes, but i was named for a song called 'a letter to elise' by the cure. :)
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User avatar #5 to #4 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
yes, Beethoven is lovely.
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