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#27 - touching story! i got a feel! what a nice person!! the man was… 10/16/2012 on Feelz +4
#17 - Comment deleted 10/16/2012 on Something, something, OC... 0
#20 - praise (insert deity of your choosing here) for backlight. 10/16/2012 on Quite The Opposite 0
#160 - im sorry, she is a musician (if you can call her that) not a p…  [+] (30 new replies) 10/16/2012 on famous quotes +4
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#234 - lisjustice (10/17/2012) [-]
you guys should really get your facts straight
Shakespeare is famous as a playwright but he was also an actor, musician, and a poet
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User avatar #243 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
I'm not rejecting popular opinion, you idiot.

I'm stating what I know/was taught as facts, and about 95% of the time, they're correct.
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User avatar #248 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
Oh god, you're keeping score.

No one gives a shit, you haven't proven me wrong in anything, outside the Shakespeare not writing lyrics.
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User avatar #250 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
I did.

How the fuck did you prove me wrong in the Buddha thing?
I stated what the man was trying to say before you went off on him about you not caring.

Again, the thing about Mary being of sin differs from religious circles. Some see her as without sin, some with.
It's a matter of what you were taught in your religion.
#251 - republicanwarlord has deleted their comment.
User avatar #252 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
Lolk

Agnosticism.

But thanks for the compliment, you idiot, you.
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User avatar #254 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
I know him.

I just choose not to believe in what cannot be proven
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User avatar #256 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
Who said I believe in that?

I sure as shit didn't.
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#221 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
Did you just...
Shakespeare...
Musician...
I don't even...
#232 - lisjustice (10/17/2012) [-]
Shakespeare was not only a playwright...
he was an actor, musician, poet, and a writer.
User avatar #237 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
No, he was just a poet and actor/playwright

I'm not saying he didn't know how to play an instrument, but he wasn't known for it and it's not documented (to the best of my knowledge)
#240 - lisjustice (10/17/2012) [-]
He wrote a lot of the music for his plays, remember a lot of his plays are in verse.
It is little known. But technically he was a musician.
User avatar #246 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
Okay, I accepted that I was wrong in the aspect that he didn't write any music in his plays.

But from what I just read in the link provided by the other guy, it seems as if he just wrote lyrics, which makes him a lyricist/poet, which we already knew he was.

While that can be considered a musician, it typically isn't
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User avatar #230 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
THE FIRST FUCKING SENTENCE

THE FIRST FUCKING SENTENCE YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOT

"Not surprisingly, Shakespeare alludes to or includes the text of well over one hundred songs in his works"

Do you fucking know what that means?

Allude: To reference
He fucking referenced or included the lyrics to songs that were ALREADY FUCKING MADE

God damn you're fucking stupid.
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User avatar #236 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
Includes the text of well over a hundred songs

He didn't write any.
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User avatar #241 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
Okay, I was wrong in the aspect that he didn't write songs.

BUT, writing lyrics doesn't qualify you as a musician, that makes you a lyricist/poet or whatever you want to call it, which we already knew he was.

If there was music to the songs, I doubt he made it himself.
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User avatar #247 - Vpirate (10/17/2012) [-]
....You clearly didn't read.

He wrote LYRICS, making him a LYRICIST, which can also be known as a POET.

Not typically a musician.
#13 - NO CHOCOLATE CHIPS?!! 10/15/2012 on Metal cookies +6
#16 - two of those things are delicious. can you guess which?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Shhhh.... +1
User avatar #18 - alfjnn (10/15/2012) [-]
Dicks and Chocolate Creamsicles (Or whateverthefuck)
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on the wonders of life 0
User avatar #19 - Salasar (10/11/2012) [-]
Is May Kanker sucking Ed's dick?
#375 - oh i see you cut yourself and took a picture. tell me more abo… 10/10/2012 on Im Tired of This Shit +2
#6 - your grace knows no bounds! 10/10/2012 on BSZ40198 Workplace training... +1
#4 - for me? 10/10/2012 on BSZ40198 Workplace training... +1
#10 - isn't the girl from the ring named sadako?!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on did you know? 0
User avatar #11 - temporalguardian (10/09/2012) [-]
nah son, sadako has a dick. samara has a cunt. biiig difference
#45 - id be in it more for the pie and mashed potatoes. have you eve…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Happy Thanksgiving 0
User avatar #55 - DrBobsPatient (10/09/2012) [-]
nope? i don't even know what it is... sounds like a weird erotic dish..
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
IT'S FRIES, GRAVY, AND CHEESE AND IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN.
#41 - it would just be me celebrating alone.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Happy Thanksgiving 0
User avatar #43 - DrBobsPatient (10/09/2012) [-]
sad... it's a lot of hard work for mediocre food... i mean the turkey alone takes at least 5 hours to prepare/cook and that's not including the cutting and serving part either...
User avatar #45 - elise (10/09/2012) [-]
id be in it more for the pie and mashed potatoes. have you ever had thanksgiving poutine? that shit is amazing.
User avatar #55 - DrBobsPatient (10/09/2012) [-]
nope? i don't even know what it is... sounds like a weird erotic dish..
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
IT'S FRIES, GRAVY, AND CHEESE AND IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN.
#63 - DLOD at the SBBQ with an OMGB laughing so hard PMC, LKAB later… 10/09/2012 on Text lingo 0
#32 - i really should celebrate thanksgiving. im missing out on grea…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Happy Thanksgiving +5
User avatar #37 - DrBobsPatient (10/09/2012) [-]
why don't you?
User avatar #41 - elise (10/09/2012) [-]
it would just be me celebrating alone.
User avatar #43 - DrBobsPatient (10/09/2012) [-]
sad... it's a lot of hard work for mediocre food... i mean the turkey alone takes at least 5 hours to prepare/cook and that's not including the cutting and serving part either...
User avatar #45 - elise (10/09/2012) [-]
id be in it more for the pie and mashed potatoes. have you ever had thanksgiving poutine? that shit is amazing.
User avatar #55 - DrBobsPatient (10/09/2012) [-]
nope? i don't even know what it is... sounds like a weird erotic dish..
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/09/2012) [-]
IT'S FRIES, GRAVY, AND CHEESE AND IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN.
#34 - nyanpoptart (10/09/2012) [-]
Yes, you should. I had 3 turkey dinners over the weekend. Twas a brutal battle for my stomach, but i managed.
#30 - Picture 10/09/2012 on Soon +14
#71 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2012 on When my parents discuss... -5
#100 - vashtehstampede (10/09/2012) [-]
#90 - tickleshits (10/09/2012) [-]
#77 - lonelyboy (10/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #73 - Toshiro (10/09/2012) [-]
Nobody cares.

Take that #71
#8 - i. ******* . wish. 10/09/2012 on I fucking hate titles 0
#4 - hmmm yes.....sneaky.. 10/09/2012 on OC - +8
#122 - i read, all we have to go on is potato.... 10/09/2012 on What She Means +1
#83 - taught the elephant 10/08/2012 on No. Fucking. Way! +1
#72 - dat description 10/08/2012 on Spooderman 0
#6 - he's fabulous! 10/06/2012 on My father had just learned... +1
#1 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Ordinary Batman Adventures +2
#13 - thank you good sir 10/06/2012 on Only in japan +1
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User avatar #7 to #6 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
i am going to put this as nicely as i can, because this is the internet. **** off you cunt.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
well yes, but i was named for a song called 'a letter to elise' by the cure. :)
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User avatar #5 to #4 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
yes, Beethoven is lovely.
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