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#204 - i apologise for that. 05/18/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
#44 - im a girl, so if you mean would i have sex with a vagina, i wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #72 - willisteal (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol, you just mind fucked me, all along, I thought you were a man!
User avatar #204 - elise (05/18/2013) [-]
i apologise for that.
#42 - right-o. back at ya  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #43 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So when you say 2 on the kinsey scale would you have sex with a man's anus if given the right man/opportunity?
User avatar #44 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
im a girl, so if you mean would i have sex with a vagina, i would if i loved the girl it belonged to.
User avatar #72 - willisteal (05/13/2013) [-]
Lol, you just mind fucked me, all along, I thought you were a man!
User avatar #204 - elise (05/18/2013) [-]
i apologise for that.
#41 - cool. 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
#39 - more or less.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
#36 - i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
#34 - don't be sorry. i think you're fucking cool for standing up fo…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
User avatar #36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
#32 - sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out. 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
#31 - sigh*  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
#30 - that fine. don't be angry though man. don't you actually want …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Heterosexuality +1
User avatar #33 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm sorry, I'm a dick on the internet, but an asshole in the bedroom! ;)
User avatar #34 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
don't be sorry. i think you're fucking cool for standing up for people who are misunderstood. people like you are what keep a smile on my brother's face!
User avatar #35 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you aren't gay?
User avatar #36 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
i am a two on the kinsey scale. but i do tend to identify as straight.
User avatar #38 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
I would be fully gay on that scale, I have never had a heterosexual thought regarding sex, from the second I hit puberty until now.
User avatar #41 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #37 - willisteal (05/12/2013) [-]
So kind of bisexual then?
User avatar #39 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
more or less.
#46 - noneckcomics (05/12/2013) [-]
#63 - flixoe (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sigh*
User avatar #32 - elise (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry i mean thank you for helping me BY pointing that out.
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User avatar #6 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #7 to #6 - elise (10/03/2012) [-]
i am going to put this as nicely as i can, because this is the internet. fuck off you cunt.
User avatar #8 to #7 - alZii (10/03/2012) [-]
Ahahaha.
#1 - effervescent **User deleted account** (06/06/2012) [-]
Did you know, Beethoven wrote a composition for you
#2 to #1 - effervescent **User deleted account** (06/06/2012) [-]
?
User avatar #3 to #2 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
well yes, but i was named for a song called 'a letter to elise' by the cure. :)
#4 to #3 - effervescent **User deleted account** (06/06/2012) [-]
Meh. Beethoven is still better.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBLIdB33HOw
User avatar #5 to #4 - elise (06/06/2012) [-]
yes, Beethoven is lovely.
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