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elijahhaha

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 113
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/JewBoyFTW/
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Playstation
X-box Gamertag: jewboyftw
PSN: JewBoyFTW
Date Signed Up:11/09/2009
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:austrailia
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6309
Comment Ranking:#14569
Highest Content Rank:#3979
Highest Comment Rank:#2385
Content Thumbs: 1079 total,  1258 ,  179
Comment Thumbs: 1612 total,  2281 ,  669
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 93 Content: Srs Business → Level 94 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:54172
Times Content Favorited:205 times
Total Comments Made:824
FJ Points:2312
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latest user's comments

#98 - >been on funnyjunk a long time >account created in …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/11/2014 on I am the Adult 0
User avatar #103 - infinitereaper (05/11/2014) [-]
>not going through multiple accounts
>putting your age as 112
>Not even leveled to a wizard
User avatar #105 - elijahhaha (05/11/2014) [-]
also you knew you were wrong so you went and deleted all your comments, go back to your cave you filthy pleb.
User avatar #108 - infinitereaper (05/11/2014) [-]
I wasn't wrong.
I'm just not in the mood to deal with the brigade of overgrown idiots and teenagers today.
User avatar #104 - elijahhaha (05/11/2014) [-]
>i'm gonna go ahead and doubt you
>you're right i'm 113
>I don't post often
#106 - infinitereaper (05/11/2014) [-]
Well I do.

Trust me, the faggotry around here gets pretty bad.
I've seen it happen countless times.

People getting thumbed down even though they are right with the published evidence to back it up, people getting thumbed down for no reason, petty arguments, thumb whoring, thumbing something a certain way just because everyone else is doing it.

This community is kind of bipolar too, people will get thumbed up and down for the same shit.

It's incredible really.
#135 - thedippestofshits (05/11/2014) [-]
dude i'm sorry to say this, but every comment i've seen of you (and there are a lot, you seem to like rants) was drenched with a sense of self importance you seem to have. also with the hypocrisy.

Sorry, but you're the kind of user i kinda classify with the faggotry that you so like to rant about.
#165 - infinitereaper (05/11/2014) [-]
Nice username.
Try drenched with rationality, and I never claim to be important, other people do.
There is an irony there.

Anyways, that's fine, plenty of users think plenty of different things about me. But it's kind of my job to edgy around here. Especially with all the general nonsense.

Trust me I'm from the internet.
#129 - jubajubejiblets (05/11/2014) [-]
You don't seem to need any validation, but you are absolutely right. Been lurking off and on for a while since this site was green. Since it featured flash animations, and "end of ze world." was top ten for months. The one thing that seems to define this site is bullshit of the kind you were talking about. Don't know why I keep coming back. Part of the charm I guess.
User avatar #177 - validation (05/12/2014) [-]
Everyone needs me, don't lie to yourselves.
User avatar #166 - infinitereaper (05/11/2014) [-]
As upset as I get sometimes, yeah, I always try to remember the good. Because it's not just FJ, this kind of bullshit seems to be a human nature kind of bullshit. Maybe it's just a little more obvious on this site.

It's always the same. The same exact patterns, the same exact bullshit.
Hurt people's egos and they call you egotistical, almost anything to pat themselves on the back.

The same kind of logic that deems whistleblowers terrorists.

People man.
#88 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Now back to me 0
#95 - anonexplains Comment deleted by elijahhaha
#96 - elijahhaha Comment deleted by elijahhaha
#8 - Calm down now sally there isn't any need to hurt anybody now is there. 05/08/2014 on Photogenic white girl 0
#54 - I'm now the oldest name in the thread. 05/06/2014 on Safety Warning! Heads Up! +4
#15 - Dwayne "the wok" Johnson  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on (untitled) +9
User avatar #21 - cumbersome (05/05/2014) [-]
Wow, that totally wasn't a top comment last time this was posted
#30 - Dwayne "The Wok" Johnson  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Meanwhile, in Japan +195
#89 - anonexplains (05/02/2014) [-]
copy pasta comment from last time this gif was posted fuck you.
#88 - heatmon (05/02/2014) [-]
The Rock was cooking dogs this whole time, and we didn't even know it.
#56 - hotschurl (05/02/2014) [-]
#33 - I don't like you and i'm going to do nothing about it so carry on. 04/30/2014 on karaokecrab's profile 0
#618 - Been here long as **** I go on Funnyjunk… 04/28/2014 on Apply for modship here +1
#67 - I'm rocking out on there with a guy that had the username funn…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Some cool websites 0
User avatar #137 - fappingniggers (04/29/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Sites+to+kill+5+minutes/funny-pictures/5117709/

It was this guy. I'm pretty sure my comment brought him there
#182 - Your comment made me happy, thank you also have a thumb 04/20/2014 on my happiest moment on FJ 0
#49 - i've never had coloured text and i've had an account for since…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on my happiest moment on FJ +2
#59 - reaperboy (04/19/2014) [-]
damn, you have been here so long i can tell if your name is blue or purple. damn my colour blindness
User avatar #182 - elijahhaha (04/20/2014) [-]
Your comment made me happy, thank you

also have a thumb
#4 - That's not very well manerd. 03/28/2014 on (untitled) +1
#93 - We are pretty much black people that should get more benefits … 03/23/2014 on "How ?" +1
#60 - You and I are to blue.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on "How ?" 0
#72 - rdobet (03/23/2014) [-]
Made this before color change.
User avatar #93 - elijahhaha (03/23/2014) [-]
We are pretty much black people that should get more benefits against the dirty white's
#119 - you're all faggots <3 03/11/2014 on The FJ community is... +1
#3 - but then no Mcdonalds for you.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Go big or go home +13
User avatar #6 - resbiansrock (03/11/2014) [-]
>Kill manager
>Become manager
User avatar #8 - boomerpyro (03/11/2014) [-]
manager of the imaginary airport... i no longer have to be the imaginary janitor
#308 - yeah 03/10/2014 on Pic of my abs + underwear shot 0
#271 - Guys gold accounts are only available for members that signed …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Pic of my abs + underwear shot +1
User avatar #296 - themassivefail (03/10/2014) [-]
Is that why only us purple-names have them? That would make sense...
User avatar #308 - elijahhaha (03/10/2014) [-]
yeah
#591 - make my username admin the great. you wouldn't homo <3 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#134 - are you homophobic or something faggot.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#132 - Stick your finger in your ass and feel around a bit and come b…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows +1
User avatar #133 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
God, no! I hate that.
User avatar #134 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
are you homophobic or something faggot.
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#126 - Searching for proof that it doesn't exist?  [+] (10 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #130 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
No, searching for the G-Spot. No one has found solid evidence yet.
User avatar #132 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
Stick your finger in your ass and feel around a bit and come back to me.
User avatar #133 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
God, no! I hate that.
User avatar #134 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
are you homophobic or something faggot.
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#119 - Do you have any proof at all that it doesn't exist?  [+] (12 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #122 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
hm, touché. No, I have no proof, scientists are still searching for it.
User avatar #126 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
Searching for proof that it doesn't exist?
User avatar #130 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
No, searching for the G-Spot. No one has found solid evidence yet.
User avatar #132 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
Stick your finger in your ass and feel around a bit and come back to me.
User avatar #133 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
God, no! I hate that.
User avatar #134 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
are you homophobic or something faggot.
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#111 - Also isn't what you are saying quite contradictory how you're …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #115 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
I said that Gräfenberg said he found it on a woman appearently.
#107 - Read the part about anal stimulation. 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #10 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
As you might have heard the wild west in the 1870's was a dangerous place, but our main protagonist, the cucumber Jerry, didnt believe the stories told about the cities of the west. After a long ride to hedgehogville Jerry got of his horse and went in to the first bar he saw. There he saw a man, manlier than all the man. He looked the man in his eyes and said "Feeling ***** punk?" Then the man proceeded to do buttstuf with the cucumber
#9 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - whomadewho (01/20/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #7 to #3 - elijahhaha (12/24/2013) [-]
i remember your content man, i always look forward to seeing your posts. Thank you for them good times.
User avatar #5 to #5 - elijahhaha (01/20/2011) [-]
i cant believe theres a famous funnyjunker on my profile
User avatar #6 to #7 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
lol, just stoppin by to say hi
User avatar #4 to #5 - elijahhaha (01/20/2011) [-]
hi
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