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Gender: male
Age: 113
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/JewBoyFTW/
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Playstation
X-box Gamertag: jewboyftw
PSN: JewBoyFTW
Date Signed Up:11/09/2009
Last Login:9/21/2014
Location:austrailia
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#30 - Dwayne "The Wok" Johnson  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Meanwhile, in Japan +195
#89 - 4chan refugee (05/02/2014) [-]
copy pasta comment from last time this gif was posted fuck you.
#88 - heatmon (05/02/2014) [-]
The Rock was cooking dogs this whole time, and we didn't even know it.
#56 - hotschurl (05/02/2014) [-]
#33 - I don't like you and i'm going to do nothing about it so carry on. 04/30/2014 on karaokecrab's profile 0
#618 - Been here long as **** I go on Funnyjunk… 04/28/2014 on Apply for modship here +1
#67 - I'm rocking out on there with a guy that had the username funn…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Some cool websites 0
User avatar #137 - fappingniggers (04/29/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Sites+to+kill+5+minutes/funny-pictures/5117709/

It was this guy. I'm pretty sure my comment brought him there
#182 - Your comment made me happy, thank you also have a thumb 04/20/2014 on my happiest moment on FJ 0
#49 - i've never had coloured text and i've had an account for since…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on my happiest moment on FJ +2
#59 - reaperboy (04/19/2014) [-]
damn, you have been here so long i can tell if your name is blue or purple. damn my colour blindness
User avatar #182 - elijahhaha (04/20/2014) [-]
Your comment made me happy, thank you

also have a thumb
#4 - That's not very well manerd. 03/28/2014 on (untitled) +1
#93 - We are pretty much black people that should get more benefits … 03/23/2014 on "How ?" +1
#60 - You and I are to blue.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on "How ?" 0
#72 - rdobet (03/23/2014) [-]
Made this before color change.
User avatar #93 - elijahhaha (03/23/2014) [-]
We are pretty much black people that should get more benefits against the dirty white's
#119 - you're all faggots <3 03/11/2014 on The FJ community is... +1
#3 - but then no Mcdonalds for you.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Go big or go home +13
User avatar #6 - resbiansrock (03/11/2014) [-]
>Kill manager
>Become manager
User avatar #8 - boomerpyro (03/11/2014) [-]
manager of the imaginary airport... i no longer have to be the imaginary janitor
#308 - yeah 03/10/2014 on Pic of my abs + underwear shot 0
#271 - Guys gold accounts are only available for members that signed …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Pic of my abs + underwear shot +1
User avatar #296 - themassivefail (03/10/2014) [-]
Is that why only us purple-names have them? That would make sense...
User avatar #308 - elijahhaha (03/10/2014) [-]
yeah
#591 - make my username admin the great. you wouldn't homo <3 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#134 - are you homophobic or something faggot.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#132 - Stick your finger in your ass and feel around a bit and come b…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows +1
User avatar #133 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
God, no! I hate that.
User avatar #134 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
are you homophobic or something faggot.
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#126 - Searching for proof that it doesn't exist?  [+] (10 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #130 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
No, searching for the G-Spot. No one has found solid evidence yet.
User avatar #132 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
Stick your finger in your ass and feel around a bit and come back to me.
User avatar #133 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
God, no! I hate that.
User avatar #134 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
are you homophobic or something faggot.
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#119 - Do you have any proof at all that it doesn't exist?  [+] (12 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #122 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
hm, touché. No, I have no proof, scientists are still searching for it.
User avatar #126 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
Searching for proof that it doesn't exist?
User avatar #130 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
No, searching for the G-Spot. No one has found solid evidence yet.
User avatar #132 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
Stick your finger in your ass and feel around a bit and come back to me.
User avatar #133 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
God, no! I hate that.
User avatar #134 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
are you homophobic or something faggot.
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#111 - Also isn't what you are saying quite contradictory how you're …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #115 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
I said that Gräfenberg said he found it on a woman appearently.
#107 - Read the part about anal stimulation. 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
#13 - I know the government here is pretty ******* … 02/13/2014 on Computer help 0
#10 - Thanks alot for the help man 02/13/2014 on Computer help 0
#8 - The computer is for a friend and i doubt very much that he wou… 02/13/2014 on Computer help 0
#6 - Thanks a lot man would you know any sort or site at al…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Computer help 0
User avatar #7 - kingmonkeydoo (02/13/2014) [-]
Im not sure about that. sorry. but building a pc isn't very difficult. It's fairly simple, like putting together a puzzle.
User avatar #8 - elijahhaha (02/13/2014) [-]
The computer is for a friend and i doubt very much that he would be able to put it together himself hahaha, thank you so much for all the help with the parts though.
#4 - To be fair in australia we actually have alot of pretty good g…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Computer help +2
User avatar #11 - marlton (02/13/2014) [-]
Too bad your government censors like the whole country is ten year olds. What am I saying, I'm working in America, where they censor "shit" on late night television. I wished I was in Australia, everyone is so nice there.
User avatar #13 - elijahhaha (02/13/2014) [-]
I know the government here is pretty fucking shit, we only got R18+ games here in Australia last year and they still don't let alot of games here we didn't even got a good version of saints row 4 it was cut down alot so i get alot of my games imported from over seas.

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User avatar #10 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
As you might have heard the wild west in the 1870's was a dangerous place, but our main protagonist, the cucumber Jerry, didnt believe the stories told about the cities of the west. After a long ride to hedgehogville Jerry got of his horse and went in to the first bar he saw. There he saw a man, manlier than all the man. He looked the man in his eyes and said "Feeling ***** punk?" Then the man proceeded to do buttstuf with the cucumber
User avatar #8 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #3 - whomadewho ONLINE (01/20/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #7 to #3 - elijahhaha ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
i remember your content man, i always look forward to seeing your posts. Thank you for them good times.
User avatar #5 to #5 - elijahhaha ONLINE (01/20/2011) [-]
i cant believe theres a famous funnyjunker on my profile
User avatar #6 to #7 - whomadewho ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
lol, just stoppin by to say hi
User avatar #4 to #5 - elijahhaha ONLINE (01/20/2011) [-]
hi
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