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elijahhaha

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/JewBoyFTW/
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Playstation
X-box Gamertag: jewboyftw
PSN: JewBoyFTW
Date Signed Up:11/09/2009
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:austrailia
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Comment Ranking:#14751
Highest Content Rank:#3979
Highest Comment Rank:#2385
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Level 93 Content: Srs Business → Level 94 Content: Srs Business
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Times Content Favorited:205 times
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latest user's comments

#93 - We are pretty much black people that should get more benefits … 03/23/2014 on "How ?" +1
#60 - You and I are to blue.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on "How ?" 0
#72 - rdobet (03/23/2014) [-]
Made this before color change.
User avatar #93 - elijahhaha (03/23/2014) [-]
We are pretty much black people that should get more benefits against the dirty white's
#119 - you're all faggots <3 03/11/2014 on The FJ community is... +1
#3 - but then no Mcdonalds for you.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Go big or go home +13
User avatar #6 - resbiansrock (03/11/2014) [-]
>Kill manager
>Become manager
User avatar #8 - boomerpyro (03/11/2014) [-]
manager of the imaginary airport... i no longer have to be the imaginary janitor
#308 - yeah 03/10/2014 on Pic of my abs + underwear shot 0
#271 - Guys gold accounts are only available for members that signed …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Pic of my abs + underwear shot +1
User avatar #296 - themassivefail (03/10/2014) [-]
Is that why only us purple-names have them? That would make sense...
User avatar #308 - elijahhaha (03/10/2014) [-]
yeah
#591 - make my username admin the great. you wouldn't homo <3 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#134 - are you homophobic or something faggot.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#132 - Stick your finger in your ass and feel around a bit and come b…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows +1
User avatar #133 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
God, no! I hate that.
User avatar #134 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
are you homophobic or something faggot.
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#126 - Searching for proof that it doesn't exist?  [+] (10 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #130 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
No, searching for the G-Spot. No one has found solid evidence yet.
User avatar #132 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
Stick your finger in your ass and feel around a bit and come back to me.
User avatar #133 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
God, no! I hate that.
User avatar #134 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
are you homophobic or something faggot.
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#119 - Do you have any proof at all that it doesn't exist?  [+] (12 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #122 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
hm, touché. No, I have no proof, scientists are still searching for it.
User avatar #126 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
Searching for proof that it doesn't exist?
User avatar #130 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
No, searching for the G-Spot. No one has found solid evidence yet.
User avatar #132 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
Stick your finger in your ass and feel around a bit and come back to me.
User avatar #133 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
God, no! I hate that.
User avatar #134 - elijahhaha (03/06/2014) [-]
are you homophobic or something faggot.
User avatar #135 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, I just don't like pushing stuff up my ass.
#136 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Well, if you were to do so, you'd find that there's a particular spot that feels real nice.

It's called your prostate.

And it very much exists.
User avatar #137 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
I know that it exists, dude. And no, I do NOT like it.
User avatar #140 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
Ok, so stop saying it doesn't exist then.
User avatar #141 - seras (03/07/2014) [-]
No, no, no, the problem was that you guys keep calling the prostate the G-Spot, and I was going by the medical definition, why says that it is a supposed area in the vagina.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
#143 - wheresthefudge (03/07/2014) [-]
#59: "i\It's the male equivalent"
#63: "Nope, still a myth. Seriously there is NO evidence that it exists."

So... what was that you were saying?
#111 - Also isn't what you are saying quite contradictory how you're …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
User avatar #115 - seras (03/06/2014) [-]
I said that Gräfenberg said he found it on a woman appearently.
#107 - Read the part about anal stimulation. 03/06/2014 on Flanders Knows 0
#13 - I know the government here is pretty ******* **** … 02/13/2014 on Computer help 0
#10 - Thanks alot for the help man 02/13/2014 on Computer help 0
#8 - The computer is for a friend and i doubt very much that he wou… 02/13/2014 on Computer help 0
#6 - Thanks a lot man would you know any sort or site at al…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Computer help 0
User avatar #7 - kingmonkeydoo (02/13/2014) [-]
Im not sure about that. sorry. but building a pc isn't very difficult. It's fairly simple, like putting together a puzzle.
User avatar #8 - elijahhaha (02/13/2014) [-]
The computer is for a friend and i doubt very much that he would be able to put it together himself hahaha, thank you so much for all the help with the parts though.
#4 - To be fair in australia we actually have alot of pretty good g…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2014 on Computer help +2
User avatar #11 - marlton (02/13/2014) [-]
Too bad your government censors like the whole country is ten year olds. What am I saying, I'm working in America, where they censor "shit" on late night television. I wished I was in Australia, everyone is so nice there.
User avatar #13 - elijahhaha (02/13/2014) [-]
I know the government here is pretty fucking shit, we only got R18+ games here in Australia last year and they still don't let alot of games here we didn't even got a good version of saints row 4 it was cut down alot so i get alot of my games imported from over seas.
#2 - The computer i'm looking for isn't for me it's for a friend an… 02/13/2014 on Computer help 0
#531 - i also see shadows everyday,. 01/27/2014 on The Most Dangerous Drugs In... +5
#205 - i can only give 16 thumbs up. 01/17/2014 on DYK Funnyjunk 0
#47 - That's ******* sick man. 01/03/2014 on Wonder trades +1
#11 - I've used wonder trade and it's a gamble, you win some and you…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2014 on Wonder trades 0
User avatar #26 - mchurtstab (01/03/2014) [-]
i was wonder trading last week and some dude from spain sent me a lvl 76 zygarde... i hadnt even caught my zygarde in my own game yet lol
User avatar #47 - elijahhaha (01/03/2014) [-]
That's fucking sick man.
#24 - Phroggy (01/03/2014) [-]
how to wondertrade: stacks on stacks of bunnelbys. free loot.
User avatar #22 - ajrin (01/03/2014) [-]
>I only trade Riolu
#9 - > Game was released last year > Shut the **** up  [+] (13 new replies) 01/03/2014 on Wonder trades +19
User avatar #10 - jokeface (01/03/2014) [-]
I realize that, my point is simply that I'm amazed that anyone thinks Wonder Trade is actually a good idea.
User avatar #50 - magickarcher (01/07/2014) [-]
Pokebank came out last month or so for a few days before it was taken down again. People are getting Gen II / III / IV / V starters from wondertrade now, I've gotten a Chimchar and a Totodile from a friend.
User avatar #51 - jokeface (01/07/2014) [-]
Seriously? I've been keeping up with the news about that. I didn't hear anything about the Bank ever coming online. All I read was that there was so much traffic on Christmas that it crashed the servers and the whole eShop had to be taken down. This is the first I'm hearing that the Bank ever worked.
User avatar #52 - magickarcher (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, it came up for like, a day or two. In Japan, that is, sorry. People were swarming WT and I got a Porygon, but gave it to a friend since it was one of her favorites
User avatar #53 - jokeface (01/07/2014) [-]
Are those Pokemon on the GTS? Because I'm about to be all over that shit.
User avatar #54 - magickarcher (01/07/2014) [-]
Yup, sure are.
User avatar #55 - jokeface (01/07/2014) [-]
Worddd. Thank you sir.
User avatar #42 - stealthpsybeast (01/03/2014) [-]
I use Wonder Trade so I can get different IDs easier and win the Loto-ID easier.
User avatar #11 - elijahhaha (01/03/2014) [-]
I've used wonder trade and it's a gamble, you win some and you lose some.
User avatar #26 - mchurtstab (01/03/2014) [-]
i was wonder trading last week and some dude from spain sent me a lvl 76 zygarde... i hadnt even caught my zygarde in my own game yet lol
User avatar #47 - elijahhaha (01/03/2014) [-]
That's fucking sick man.
#24 - Phroggy (01/03/2014) [-]
how to wondertrade: stacks on stacks of bunnelbys. free loot.
User avatar #22 - ajrin (01/03/2014) [-]
>I only trade Riolu
#21 - actually they ****** an islam girl.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2014 on Yes. +17
#167 - ilikethisusername (01/03/2014) [-]
"an islam" girl

shes a muslim girl.
#33 - thewisedane (01/03/2014) [-]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #10 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
As you might have heard the wild west in the 1870's was a dangerous place, but our main protagonist, the cucumber Jerry, didnt believe the stories told about the cities of the west. After a long ride to hedgehogville Jerry got of his horse and went in to the first bar he saw. There he saw a man, manlier than all the man. He looked the man in his eyes and said "Feeling ***** punk?" Then the man proceeded to do buttstuf with the cucumber
User avatar #8 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #3 - whomadewho (01/20/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #7 to #3 - elijahhaha (12/24/2013) [-]
i remember your content man, i always look forward to seeing your posts. Thank you for them good times.
User avatar #5 to #5 - elijahhaha (01/20/2011) [-]
i cant believe theres a famous funnyjunker on my profile
User avatar #6 to #7 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
lol, just stoppin by to say hi
User avatar #4 to #5 - elijahhaha (01/20/2011) [-]
hi
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