steam name?

mysterykid

there, you owe me 15 bucks

I wasn't serious..
I only have keyboard and I don't even know how well I can run it.
;w;

"buy me somting on steam"

heres my steam name

i wasnt serious

Rightio, catcha there. Here's me. Easy to spot.

All good to go. How are we going to know who's who?

just post your irl's here and describe what shirt you are wearing on the day

all good

time moves fast when you. ******* , hi. i didnt mean.
how are you restaurateurs

I am doing well. Insomnia is keeping me up at this hour. But I'm working full time as a carpenter for my theater now. going to graduate college soon.

nice, im a desert chef now. moved out of home, got an apartment, car all the good stuff.
you still visit this place much?

I visit this place daily still. But it;s mostly for killing time. Most people I know don't come here anymore

same, its weird aint it

weirdest thinger ever

wuzzap

not much man, work mostly. ive got my on place, bought a car 2 months ago. been doing a lot of yoga to get me in shape.
im doing good, your self?

Dat independence

really though, congrats on getting settled in pretty well.

I'm alright, Uni started back up today

what made you think i died?

not literally, i meant "you're still around/ your account isn't Pepsi"

im pretty dead as far as community goes, there is like. 2 maybe 3 people i occasionally speak to here.
buts its a daily source of pictures. herd to quit

it is pretty hard to leave, yeah

im gonna get some sleep

goodnight stooge

stooge?

thats right stooge

wat...

go to bed whats wrong with you cant even comit to your won promises

i did after a few minutes

(y)

thats a thumbs up

o

yoga has been good for me

nice

hey look what i can do

watch girls und panzer

anime highschool girls in tank warfare
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtsCVEqfNiE

>woken up after 4 house of sleep
>Lady Gaga music and lots of yelling out side, wtf
>its a ******* gay pride parade going on
>spend next 10 minutes yelling'aids ******* go home'
>work in half an hour.
its going to be a cunt of a day

**** off back to reddit

wat

what the **** ?
did you get banned again?

sounds like a bad relationship if you have to hide **** like that, unless your doing the whole turning over a new leaf thing
did you ever cheat in her?

ok look hears what you need to undertsand, you dont **** a bitch who think she can be number one. when i cheat on my girl its with fat bitches who know what my girl look like and think ' number two is good, even number 3'

its not playa **** , its just confidance and its not wrong, cheatings not a bad thing. Im a decent guy and just becsaue i want some side pussy doesn't make me evil.

how you doin'

motha *****

>90 hours work plus school

dedicated, i like that

******* lord

Yes she is.

we should hang more

sorry i dont hang out with people that visit a **** site like funnyjunk

idk why i even come here anymore, i visit one small baord once every 4 days
i dont even talk to the people i know here

everyone I knew here is dead
i come for the vidya board because it's less autistic than other alternatives

fj was just a distraction from school tbh,

one time I was ranked 50th in comment thumbs

in breaking news, school results died

**elguso rolls 22**
didn't you get liek 8billion thumbs off of of dubs once

**misteranderson rolls 58** yeah but i've lost the knack
but i also edited a picture in ms paint for 2 minutes so im pretty serious

yes

yes

can I have the image?

bonjour or somthing

thanku

use it well

have anime jesus punch some dude in the dick while i look for it

deal

This was great
I love you

top kek

thx bro

np bro

Nig i said before that there is one rule.

and i disagreed with it, you banning be blocked most of your boards trafic and ensured that i could nolonger post there, a win/win for me

k, cya nerd

mad/mad

sucks to suck i guess

when the Riukanojutsu has evidence that the Riukanojutsu is wrong, it will procede to ignor any form ov argument and insult the present threat, compleat;y disregarding the situation where they were wrong, insted creating a new situation.
this is a trait common of the cunt people.

No but here's the thing. Oranges are fruits like hamburgers, and when the Riukanojutsu sees a hamburger, it sings out like a hummingbird horny for trap porn. And when this happens, a chemical reaction occurs in the grass banana lepard that makes it go grocery shopping and prepare it's family a nice ravioli dinner.

Athiests: 4
Lakers: 35

ARE THOSE PANTS OR A SHIRT

I get that youre salty and all but is there any reason for you to put so much effort in being a big baby?
like you cant even type my name you have to copy paste it.
you suck at spamming
you suck at annoying people
you suck at being friendly
you suck at pretty everything ive ever see you do

are you good at something?

what makes you think i do this for other peoples approval?
its entertainment, i find it funny, and i dont want to have to learn the name of some random dude on the internet im not going to remember tomorrow

you replied to the first one woopti doo
i bet you didnt even realise the last one was gibberish

alright, time check. one hour.
i wasted one hor of your life and enjoyed you getting pissed off at me for no sensible reason. i have to go to work now

pissed off?
when im pissed, i leave, i know when a fight is worth it or not.

This was a good read
10/10
would read again

who da fak r u

ur mum's booty call

The phoenix next to Grand Central Station told me a rumor that you like pen0rs, so I just assumed.

>i find it entertaining
o gee spamming mention is so much fun

getting insulted by you makes me feel better about myself.
I bet youre the kind of guy who think this is trolling.
Im not even reading your paragraph of mention because i can tell its going to damage my brain cells.
You should put more energy into not disappointing your parents and less energy into halfheartedly spamming mentions.
its not like my name is hard to remember, youre just too stupid to read it twice and remember it.
youre worse than mysterykid and thats just downright pathetic.

dude just drop it, ive tried to end the conversation like twice now, your wasting your own time here, no one is going to change after this argument, everything will be the same with the two of us. but you keep, on, yelling
Riukanojutsu

you tried to end it twice?
i thought you found this entertaining?
whats wrong? are you not entertained? is that not the reason you summoned me here?

if you cant handle me why call me here?
i know youre small fry but i expected more of you.
you really do suck at this.

protip:dont try to bite more than you can chew
protip 2: the least you can do is learn the name of the people you hate otherwise it just make you look like an idiot

i tried to explain to you why i stoped what i was doing and you got angry at me for it,
i tried to stop this because you are boring, theres more intresting things to do then let some one who knows nothing about me tell me whats wrong with my life
when they know nothing

>i explained
>"Riukanojutsu is an ignorant faggot who asumes to be better then pther and passes judgment when ever it fits, even if Riukanojutsu is wrong and completly ******* wrong, this will not stop the Riukanojutsu,
thanks for playing, you cunt"
best explanation NA
you just used this as an excuse to insult me because youre mad that i provoked you
youre just acting like you dont care but you still reply.
I know that deep down you really want to have the last word of the conversion because you think its the same as winning the argument. the thing is, your first move was the one where you pretty much gave away any possibilties of winning. you suck at arguyin, you suck not looking like an ass, you suck at not looking salty. youre like the incarnation of being bad at something.

"i tried to stop this because youre boring" you didnt try to stop **** , you just replied to my comment like the ******* retard you are.
thats not stopping, thats putting more oil on the fire.
god youre stupid.

why are you so obsessed with mr, why is this so important to you.
all im doing is teling you to lay off and you just keep throwing Homers Ulysses worth of reply mack at me

obsessed?
you summon me here telling me a ******** while im jsut browsing FJ and enjoying a time off.
you keep replying to my **** giving me an alert and suddenly im obsessed.
if anyone is obsessed its you, you keep replying and you cant admit that youre a ******** and a ****** for summoning me here.
if anything, this whole thing is your fault because you thought the swagity board was such a bad idea that you had to spam it.
you cant even come up with a good comeback youre just running away cause you suck at this.
do you crave attention this bad?


man being you must be suffering

so tl;dr elguso went yandere for you. But it's ok senpai, I will protect you

oh my god you just keep talking

well you keep sucking dicks
i thought it was only fair.

at this point its obvious you dont read what I write. You should try. Youll prolly cry bitter tears of defeat but it can prolly make you understand my reasoning.

how long do you plan to go on?
cus im leaving in half an hour and dont want to miss out if this startd getting good

Thats a lie tho
you arent reading what i wrote
otherwise you wouldnt be replying because at this point gorilla banana monster truck lemon tea party.org its pretty obviosu that mustache man is caving holy ice cream potato apple bee. if indiana jones is dead who else can be jesus? at this hour th man rose and a flower grew.
>orange flying everywhere
so yea, patient man can go train trian and choo choo

>ice cream potato
>not lego terramorpher wombo combo into supper knee eggslam
it's like you never gamgo played wumbo gamers rekt status male combee three fitty three fitty three fitty three fitty three fitty

im reading what your writing, like i said, i find it entertaining. but if this is as far as it goes then ive lost intrest

ye nah
u aint reading
unless u proof it

how do i prove it?

and by that i mean sensical replies
not your average "omg you type lots"

but i already said i dont do this for peoples aproval, were you even reading what i said?

replying to what I say would be a good start

>leaving
ew casual

tfw employed

omg same here. we're like twinning

hey am i still blocked?

No, go ahead.

Nig I ain't ending **** . Last time I ended something was when I tried to cut an earthworm in half, but it only grew into more worms that learned how to divide themselves. Long story short dirt is actually dead worms. Long live hitler-chan.

I HERE ITS AMAZING WHEN THE FAMOUS PURPLE STUFFED WORM IN FLAP-JAW SPACE WITH A TUNING FORK DOES A RAW BLINK ON HARA-KIRI ROCK. I NEED SCICORS, SIXTY ONE!

>quoting mgs2
cant you come up with your own original stuff?

man you suck at this

'green text outside of 4chan"
"regognising Mega Giant ******** 2"
suck at what? yelling nonsence?

>says greentext
>it's white
YOOOO NIG YOU GOTTA USE YOUR EYES FOR COLORS? SPEAKING OF COLORS I ONCE SAW A ****** . BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY WHITE SO IT WAS OK. I'M NOT A RACIST THOUGH, ALL COLORS ARE GOOD BECAUSE THIS IS 1956 AND JESUS HELL THE CIVIL WAR MADE ME CUM LIKE A HISTORIAN FINDING A HITLER SUIT.

>hurr i dont greentext im better than you
**** ****** its like saying having a better grammar makes you more right
thats outright retarded

yes you suck at saying gibberish, i didnt know it was possible but you cant even come up with your own stuff.
its like you have to copy it from somewhere or else it wont be random enouhg

holy **** youre like a new level of bad

SIXTY ONE? MORE LIKE SIXTY NINE! I ONCE DID THAT TO MY COUSIN WHILE RIDING A ROLLER COASTER, AND THAT'S HOW THE PHRASE "DON'T **** YOUR COUSIN ON A ROLLER COASTER" FORMED!

thats some real wisodm there mako

yeah i'm a smart dude

What the **** are you "yelling" about?

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M&Ms are better

I WILL GINGER SALT YOUR TITS WITH A GUN UNTIL YOU LACTATE URINE BECAUSE YOUR FAT SACK OF INSTRUCTION BOOK CAN'T MAKE SPAGHETTI

thanks mate

Seems like it's still going to be raining on Saturday. Hopefully it isn't much, but you still down to hang? the one and only and I are still down for it.

rain aint going to stop me

Row row fight the power!

yeah, for real though.
its easy to stay in the city and not let the rain be an isue.
and if it clreas up well show you southbank

Sounds good to me.

Hey man. Brisbane is a great city, I like it so far. We found a couple of places, but my mother had to do a lot of running around to get her papers sorted, so we had no luck with them, but now we found another place and things are looking good so far. The weather is getting cooler, so that's a blessing. The place I'm staying at right now is close to Chinatown, so as a lover of Asian food that's always a good thing. For some reason though, I've been feeling sick these last couple of days. I threw up and all, which is weird because it takes a lot to make me throw up.

Meeting up sounds good, I could use the company, haha. I can just barely find my way down to the Queens Plaza (hopefully I got the name right). If all goes well, we'll be at our own place any time between the end of the week to the middle of next week.

im free next week so sure sounds good man, also its just queens street, that what people call the whole plaza, street. (its stupid i know)
and yeah you kinda came to brisbane and got to see the hotest day since 2005, mmmmh that 42 degrees, savour it

When I was back in Morocco the heat was 42ish as well, on some days. That wasn't fun at all.

I've got to say, I'm experiencing quite the culture shock. In a good way. But culture shock is culture shock. I'm not used to people being as nice as they are over here. It's almost unsettling, haha.

Queensland in general is the laid back seings how its the farm state of the country and Brisbane is just the boy from the bush pretending to be a capital city in this sunday best.
But yeah i like that about brisbane, you can have a conversation with almost anyone, very relaxed and no tourists.

Oh, awesome. I'm all about laid back. A bit too laid back, I'm afraid.

I saw a bunch of tourists, but still, nothing compared to Dubai. That place is teeming with tourists, whatever time of the year you go. Also, is it just me, or did a lot of Asians come to Australia in the last 10 years?

well your bowned to see a few backbackers but like you said, not like dubai.

and thats very trew, 10 yeasr ago brisbane was a very white city and now theres **** loads of asian, but you mostly see them in the CBD, i live and hang around in outer suberebs brisbane so dont see meny asains there.
chrust im starting to sound racists, sorry

Nah, you don't really sound racist. I'm the one who brought the subject up, hehe. And where abouts do you live?

morningside, but 90% of what is east of there to Birkdale and south as far as Carindale.
thast brisbane to me

Oh, cool. I might be living in Morningside, too.

Morning sides great man, its so close to the city while being far away enough to be quiet, no bit greatrants but close to oxford street (the nice suburban restraunt street) and its south side, which i find persoanly, the better side of brisbane.
anyway let me know what day you want to meat up next week, i gotsa sleep