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#3459 - can we talk about rick rude and how his name was rick rood 01/29/2015 on EllieMuffin's profile 0
#242 - i dont even know how to botch a ms paint job like htat 01/29/2015 on Fury of the Furry 0
#160 - neither option is plesant  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Fury of the Furry 0
User avatar #177 - franklyimaperson (01/28/2015) [-]
Indeed, it is when they switch back and forth that bothers me, they can't seem to have just a normal mouth, to see my idea just browse through some of the older comics

I mean nothing against the artist, but just prefer not having the mouths at all because I can still figure out who is saying what and I don't have to look at the serpent tongues
#62 - no mouths, no noses, no feet  [+] (12 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Fury of the Furry +91
#235 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
forgive my horrible paint skills
but there is indeed a mouth
#242 - elguso (01/29/2015) [-]
i dont even know how to botch a ms paint job like htat
User avatar #167 - maybetraffy (01/28/2015) [-]
must be anime
#159 - ppheadbuttface (01/28/2015) [-]
What are you talkin' 'bout?
This man's got a mouth.
#155 - hemming (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't think you understand how much of an improvement Tardaasas comics are when she aren't drawing mouths.
Also all her comics used to be about penis and how she wants to fuck everyone and how she fucks everyone yadda yadda.
Now it's mainly about periods and girls having hairy legs and armpits.
#125 - datmine (01/28/2015) [-]
#117 - franklyimaperson (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't think you truly understand the improvement here
#160 - elguso (01/28/2015) [-]
neither option is plesant
User avatar #177 - franklyimaperson (01/28/2015) [-]
Indeed, it is when they switch back and forth that bothers me, they can't seem to have just a normal mouth, to see my idea just browse through some of the older comics

I mean nothing against the artist, but just prefer not having the mouths at all because I can still figure out who is saying what and I don't have to look at the serpent tongues
#152 - lukashein (01/28/2015) [-]
how horrifying
#116 - venomthc (01/28/2015) [-]
BUT IF IT BLEEDS YOU CAN KILL IT!
User avatar #77 - xoyv (01/28/2015) [-]
these comics might take place after some nuclear incident which caused humans to evolve into such creatures

because gods know they aren't human
#555 - dude the cancleation page on the network crashed it alread… 01/26/2015 on saltyfries's profile 0
#553 - i like to think it was aimed for cenas dick  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on saltyfries's profile 0
#554 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
<seth rollins

I really marked out for Bubba Ray Dudley, wish Devon made it, and that moment with Boogeyman and Wyatt was pretty cool. All in all though WWE is going to hurt from this bad, they dun goofed 2 years in a row and as far as I know, for a while, #cancelwwenetwork was trending.
User avatar #555 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
dude the cancleation page on the network crashed
it already hurt them, hard.
yeah wat was with d von not being there. they had r truth fill in the blank
#551 - here it is that catch by lesner was insane, becasue 9…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2015 on saltyfries's profile 0
User avatar #552 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
ha, rollins botched it! he didn't get all of it Cena
User avatar #553 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
i like to think it was aimed for cenas dick
#554 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
<seth rollins

I really marked out for Bubba Ray Dudley, wish Devon made it, and that moment with Boogeyman and Wyatt was pretty cool. All in all though WWE is going to hurt from this bad, they dun goofed 2 years in a row and as far as I know, for a while, #cancelwwenetwork was trending.
User avatar #555 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
dude the cancleation page on the network crashed
it already hurt them, hard.
yeah wat was with d von not being there. they had r truth fill in the blank
#549 - 3 way was ******* gold, Rollins phoenix splash ha…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2015 on saltyfries's profile 0
User avatar #550 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
I didn't see that splash O_o, I saw him trying to dive press on Lesnar which he caught him for an F5, which was sick...
User avatar #551 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
gfycat.com/InsidiousFrequentCurlew
here it is
that catch by lesner was insane, becasue 90 kilos of anything hitting you in the sholders is enough to knock you to the ground
unless your lesner
User avatar #552 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
ha, rollins botched it! he didn't get all of it Cena
User avatar #553 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
i like to think it was aimed for cenas dick
#554 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
<seth rollins

I really marked out for Bubba Ray Dudley, wish Devon made it, and that moment with Boogeyman and Wyatt was pretty cool. All in all though WWE is going to hurt from this bad, they dun goofed 2 years in a row and as far as I know, for a while, #cancelwwenetwork was trending.
User avatar #555 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
dude the cancleation page on the network crashed
it already hurt them, hard.
yeah wat was with d von not being there. they had r truth fill in the blank
#547 - did you catch that rumble?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/26/2015 on saltyfries's profile 0
User avatar #548 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
yeah, wwe title match was nice, rumble had 3 neat legends, the rock at the end, but it was BS and as soon as D Bry was eliminated, everyone knew what was coming. Philly fucking knew better
User avatar #549 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
3 way was fucking gold, Rollins phoenix splash had me out of my seat.
Bubba showing up and wreaking shit was cool, DDP hitting cutters everywere.
natalya had sweet entrance gear, there match was cool but should have gone a bit longer.i really liked the show untill d bry got eliminated
User avatar #550 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
I didn't see that splash O_o, I saw him trying to dive press on Lesnar which he caught him for an F5, which was sick...
User avatar #551 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
gfycat.com/InsidiousFrequentCurlew
here it is
that catch by lesner was insane, becasue 90 kilos of anything hitting you in the sholders is enough to knock you to the ground
unless your lesner
User avatar #552 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
ha, rollins botched it! he didn't get all of it Cena
User avatar #553 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
i like to think it was aimed for cenas dick
#554 - saltyfries (01/26/2015) [-]
<seth rollins

I really marked out for Bubba Ray Dudley, wish Devon made it, and that moment with Boogeyman and Wyatt was pretty cool. All in all though WWE is going to hurt from this bad, they dun goofed 2 years in a row and as far as I know, for a while, #cancelwwenetwork was trending.
User avatar #555 - elguso (01/26/2015) [-]
dude the cancleation page on the network crashed
it already hurt them, hard.
yeah wat was with d von not being there. they had r truth fill in the blank
#1059 - same, its weird aint it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on elguso's profile 0
User avatar #1060 - wildberk (01/24/2015) [-]
weirdest thinger ever

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User avatar #849 - mysterykid (11/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
stickied by elguso
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buy me pls
#1054 - wildberk (01/23/2015) [-]
Holy **** it's been like two years.
#1055 to #1054 - elguso (01/23/2015) [-]
time moves fast when you. 						*******					, hi. i didnt mean.   
how are you  restaurateurs
time moves fast when you. ******* , hi. i didnt mean.
how are you restaurateurs
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - wildberk (01/23/2015) [-]
I am doing well. Insomnia is keeping me up at this hour. But I'm working full time as a carpenter for my theater now. going to graduate college soon.
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - elguso (01/23/2015) [-]
nice, im a desert chef now. moved out of home, got an apartment, car all the good stuff.
you still visit this place much?
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - wildberk (01/23/2015) [-]
I visit this place daily still. But it;s mostly for killing time. Most people I know don't come here anymore
User avatar #1059 to #1058 - elguso (01/24/2015) [-]
same, its weird aint it
User avatar #1060 to #1059 - wildberk (01/24/2015) [-]
weirdest thinger ever
User avatar #1033 - garymotherfingoak (01/20/2015) [-]
you're alive.
cool.
User avatar #1036 to #1035 - elguso (01/21/2015) [-]
not much man, work mostly. ive got my on place, bought a car 2 months ago. been doing a lot of yoga to get me in shape.
im doing good, your self?
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - garymotherfingoak (01/21/2015) [-]
Dat independence

really though, congrats on getting settled in pretty well.

I'm alright, Uni started back up today
User avatar #1038 to #1037 - elguso (01/21/2015) [-]
what made you think i died?
User avatar #1039 to #1038 - garymotherfingoak (01/21/2015) [-]
not literally, i meant "you're still around/ your account isn't Pepsi"
#1040 to #1039 - elguso (01/21/2015) [-]
im pretty dead as far as community goes, there is like. 2 maybe 3 people i occasionally speak to here.   
buts its a daily source of pictures. herd to quit
im pretty dead as far as community goes, there is like. 2 maybe 3 people i occasionally speak to here.
buts its a daily source of pictures. herd to quit
User avatar #1041 to #1040 - garymotherfingoak (01/21/2015) [-]
it is pretty hard to leave, yeah

im gonna get some sleep
User avatar #1042 to #1041 - elguso (01/21/2015) [-]
goodnight stooge
#1044 to #1043 - elguso (01/21/2015) [-]
thats right stooge
thats right stooge
#1047 to #1044 - Stooge (01/21/2015) [-]
3 Notifications yay!
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - elguso (01/21/2015) [-]
go to bed whats wrong with you cant even comit to your won promises
User avatar #1049 to #1046 - garymotherfingoak (01/22/2015) [-]
i did after a few minutes
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - elguso (01/22/2015) [-]
(y)
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - elguso (01/22/2015) [-]
thats a thumbs up
User avatar #1029 - Rei (01/05/2015) [-]
Christmas is over nerd
#1030 to #1029 - elguso (01/05/2015) [-]
yoga has been good for me
User avatar #1031 to #1030 - Rei (01/05/2015) [-]
nice
#1027 - murpmurp (12/07/2014) [-]
did you hate me?
did you hate me?
#1028 to #1027 - elguso (12/07/2014) [-]
hey look what i can do
#991 - dermuffen ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
#1013 to #991 - elguso (09/13/2014) [-]
watch girls und panzer
#1014 to #1013 - dermuffen ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
is it about girls having an orgy in a panzer tank?

Because I seriously hope it is
#1015 to #1014 - elguso (09/13/2014) [-]
anime highschool girls in tank warfare
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtsCVEqfNiE
#1016 to #1015 - dermuffen ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
CLOSE ENUF
#1022 to #1021 - elguso (09/20/2014) [-]
>woken up after 4 house of sleep
>Lady Gaga music and lots of yelling out side, wtf
>its a ******* gay pride parade going on
>spend next 10 minutes yelling'aids ******* go home'
>work in half an hour.
its going to be a cunt of a day
#1019 to #1018 - elguso (09/19/2014) [-]
****					 off back to reddit
**** off back to reddit
#993 to #991 - elguso (09/12/2014) [-]
what the **** ?
did you get banned again?
#994 to #993 - dermuffen ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
was flirting with zombeenehrs

gf googled my username and saw

didn't like

deleted account to dive back into the pussy

gf left for no raisin, cheated on me I'm pretty sure

here I am
#995 to #994 - elguso (09/12/2014) [-]
sounds like a bad relationship if you have to hide **** like that, unless your doing the whole turning over a new leaf thing
did you ever cheat in her?
User avatar #997 to #996 - elguso (09/12/2014) [-]
ok look hears what you need to undertsand, you dont **** a bitch who think she can be number one. when i cheat on my girl its with fat bitches who know what my girl look like and think ' number two is good, even number 3'
#998 to #997 - dermuffen ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
i dunno, i suck at the playa ****
#999 to #998 - elguso (09/12/2014) [-]
its not playa **** , its just confidance and its not wrong, cheatings not a bad thing. Im a decent guy and just becsaue i want some side pussy doesn't make me evil.
#1001 to #1000 - elguso (09/12/2014) [-]
how you doin'
#1002 to #1001 - dermuffen ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
other than my gf leaving me, i'm pretty excited. got the thousandth post on yo profile nucka
other than my gf leaving me, i'm pretty excited. got the thousandth post on yo profile nucka
#1004 to #1003 - dermuffen ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
also car is 						******					, nuke school is 						*******					 hard, working 90 hours a week and getting treated like 						****
also car is ****** , nuke school is ******* hard, working 90 hours a week and getting treated like ****
#1005 to #1004 - elguso (09/12/2014) [-]
>90 hours work plus school
#1006 to #1005 - dermuffen ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
well work is school
#1012 to #1011 - dermuffen ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
#988 to #987 - elguso (06/20/2014) [-]
dedicated, i like that
dedicated, i like that
User avatar #971 - elguso (06/17/2014) [-]
misteranderson
#989 to #975 - Rei (09/04/2014) [-]
Yes she is.
#976 to #975 - misteranderson has deleted their comment [-]
#979 to #978 - elguso (06/17/2014) [-]
we should hang more
User avatar #980 to #979 - misteranderson (06/17/2014) [-]
sorry i dont hang out with people that visit a **** site like funnyjunk
#981 to #980 - elguso (06/17/2014) [-]
idk why i even come here anymore, i visit one small baord once every 4 days   
i dont even talk to the people i know here
idk why i even come here anymore, i visit one small baord once every 4 days
i dont even talk to the people i know here
User avatar #982 to #981 - misteranderson (06/17/2014) [-]
everyone I knew here is dead
i come for the vidya board because it's less autistic than other alternatives
#983 to #982 - elguso (06/17/2014) [-]
fj was just a distraction from school tbh,
User avatar #984 to #983 - misteranderson (06/17/2014) [-]
one time I was ranked 50th in comment thumbs

in breaking news, school results died
User avatar #985 to #984 - elguso (06/17/2014) [-]
**elguso rolls 22**
didn't you get liek 8billion thumbs off of of dubs once
User avatar #986 to #985 - misteranderson (06/17/2014) [-]
**misteranderson rolls 58** yeah but i've lost the knack
but i also edited a picture in ms paint for 2 minutes so im pretty serious
User avatar #964 - thetoyscissors (06/06/2014) [-]
cunts
#962 - Rei (04/01/2014) [-]
I thought you'd like this.
User avatar #954 - mikli ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
are you the one who usually posts the 'don't reply to french posts' picture?
User avatar #955 to #954 - elguso (03/10/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #956 to #955 - mikli ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
can I have the image?
#959 to #956 - elguso (03/10/2014) [-]
bonjour or somthing
User avatar #960 to #959 - mikli ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
thanku
User avatar #961 to #960 - elguso (03/10/2014) [-]
use it well
#957 to #956 - elguso (03/10/2014) [-]
have anime jesus punch some dude in the dick while i look for it
have anime jesus punch some dude in the dick while i look for it
User avatar #958 to #957 - mikli ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
deal
User avatar #950 - elguso (01/31/2014) [-]
**elguso rolled a random comment #90 posted by etrian at Middle school... ** :
I remember when we would do those endurance running tests, each lap would get faster and faster. I had surprisingly high endurance for a fat guy, I'm not so sure any more though since I haven't really done anything since I got out of high school. I just recall running until my throat hurt and I couldn't breathe.
#897 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
Riukanojutsu is an ignorant faggot who asumes to be better then pther and passes judgment when ever it fits, even if Riukanojutsu is wrong and completly ******* wrong, this will not stop the Riukanojutsu,
thanks for playing, you cunt
User avatar #968 to #897 - thetoyscissors (06/06/2014) [-]
This was great
I love you
User avatar #951 to #897 - luppix **User deleted account** (02/08/2014) [-]
top kek
User avatar #952 to #951 - elguso (02/08/2014) [-]
thx bro
#953 to #952 - luppix **User deleted account** (02/08/2014) [-]
np bro
np bro
User avatar #899 to #897 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Nig i said before that there is one rule.
#901 to #899 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
and i disagreed with it, you banning be blocked most of your boards trafic and ensured that i could nolonger post there, a win/win for me
User avatar #902 to #901 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
k, cya nerd
User avatar #898 to #897 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
mad/mad

sucks to suck i guess
User avatar #900 to #898 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
when the Riukanojutsu has evidence that the Riukanojutsu is wrong, it will procede to ignor any form ov argument and insult the present threat, compleat;y disregarding the situation where they were wrong, insted creating a new situation.
this is a trait common of the cunt people.
User avatar #904 to #900 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
No but here's the thing. Oranges are fruits like hamburgers, and when the Riukanojutsu sees a hamburger, it sings out like a hummingbird horny for trap porn. And when this happens, a chemical reaction occurs in the grass banana lepard that makes it go grocery shopping and prepare it's family a nice ravioli dinner.

Athiests: 4
Lakers: 35
User avatar #907 to #906 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
ARE THOSE PANTS OR A SHIRT
User avatar #903 to #900 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
I get that youre salty and all but is there any reason for you to put so much effort in being a big baby?
like you cant even type my name you have to copy paste it.
you suck at spamming
you suck at annoying people
you suck at being friendly
you suck at pretty everything ive ever see you do

are you good at something?
User avatar #905 to #903 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
what makes you think i do this for other peoples approval?
its entertainment, i find it funny, and i dont want to have to learn the name of some random dude on the internet im not going to remember tomorrow
User avatar #947 to #905 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
you replied to the first one woopti doo
i bet you didnt even realise the last one was gibberish
User avatar #948 to #947 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
alright, time check. one hour.
i wasted one hor of your life and enjoyed you getting pissed off at me for no sensible reason. i have to go to work now
User avatar #949 to #948 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
pissed off?
when im pissed, i leave, i know when a fight is worth it or not.
User avatar #967 to #949 - thetoyscissors (06/06/2014) [-]
This was a good read
10/10
would read again
User avatar #969 to #967 - Riukanojutsu (06/07/2014) [-]
who da fak r u
User avatar #970 to #969 - thetoyscissors (06/07/2014) [-]
ur mum's booty call
User avatar #909 to #905 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
The phoenix next to Grand Central Station told me a rumor that you like pen0rs, so I just assumed.
User avatar #908 to #905 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
>i find it entertaining
o gee spamming mention is so much fun

getting insulted by you makes me feel better about myself.
I bet youre the kind of guy who think this is trolling.
Im not even reading your paragraph of mention because i can tell its going to damage my brain cells.
You should put more energy into not disappointing your parents and less energy into halfheartedly spamming mentions.
its not like my name is hard to remember, youre just too stupid to read it twice and remember it.
youre worse than mysterykid and thats just downright pathetic.
User avatar #910 to #908 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
dude just drop it, ive tried to end the conversation like twice now, your wasting your own time here, no one is going to change after this argument, everything will be the same with the two of us. but you keep, on, yelling
Riukanojutsu
User avatar #912 to #910 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
you tried to end it twice?
i thought you found this entertaining?
whats wrong? are you not entertained? is that not the reason you summoned me here?

if you cant handle me why call me here?
i know youre small fry but i expected more of you.
you really do suck at this.

protip:dont try to bite more than you can chew
protip 2: the least you can do is learn the name of the people you hate otherwise it just make you look like an idiot
User avatar #918 to #912 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
i tried to explain to you why i stoped what i was doing and you got angry at me for it,
i tried to stop this because you are boring, theres more intresting things to do then let some one who knows nothing about me tell me whats wrong with my life
when they know nothing
User avatar #925 to #918 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
>i explained
>"Riukanojutsu is an ignorant faggot who asumes to be better then pther and passes judgment when ever it fits, even if Riukanojutsu is wrong and completly ******* wrong, this will not stop the Riukanojutsu,
thanks for playing, you cunt"
best explanation NA
you just used this as an excuse to insult me because youre mad that i provoked you
youre just acting like you dont care but you still reply.
I know that deep down you really want to have the last word of the conversion because you think its the same as winning the argument. the thing is, your first move was the one where you pretty much gave away any possibilties of winning. you suck at arguyin, you suck not looking like an ass, you suck at not looking salty. youre like the incarnation of being bad at something.

"i tried to stop this because youre boring" you didnt try to stop **** , you just replied to my comment like the ******* retard you are.
thats not stopping, thats putting more oil on the fire.
god youre stupid.
#928 to #925 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
why are you so obsessed with mr, why is this so important to you.
all im doing is teling you to lay off and you just keep throwing Homers Ulysses worth of reply mack at me
User avatar #929 to #928 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
obsessed?
you summon me here telling me a ******** while im jsut browsing FJ and enjoying a time off.
you keep replying to my **** giving me an alert and suddenly im obsessed.
if anyone is obsessed its you, you keep replying and you cant admit that youre a ******** and a ****** for summoning me here.
if anything, this whole thing is your fault because you thought the swagity board was such a bad idea that you had to spam it.
you cant even come up with a good comeback youre just running away cause you suck at this.
do you crave attention this bad?


man being you must be suffering
#933 to #929 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
so tl;dr elguso went yandere for you. But it's ok senpai, I will protect you
User avatar #930 to #929 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
oh my god you just keep talking
User avatar #931 to #930 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
well you keep sucking dicks
i thought it was only fair.

at this point its obvious you dont read what I write. You should try. Youll prolly cry bitter tears of defeat but it can prolly make you understand my reasoning.
#932 to #931 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
how long do you plan to go on?
cus im leaving in half an hour and dont want to miss out if this startd getting good
#937 to #932 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
Thats a lie tho
you arent reading what i wrote
otherwise you wouldnt be replying because at this point gorilla banana monster truck lemon tea party.org its pretty obviosu that mustache man is caving holy ice cream potato apple bee. if indiana jones is dead who else can be jesus? at this hour th man rose and a flower grew.
>orange flying everywhere
so yea, patient man can go train trian and choo choo
User avatar #945 to #937 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
>ice cream potato
>not lego terramorpher wombo combo into supper knee eggslam
it's like you never gamgo played wumbo gamers rekt status male combee three fitty three fitty three fitty three fitty three fitty
User avatar #940 to #937 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
im reading what your writing, like i said, i find it entertaining. but if this is as far as it goes then ive lost intrest

User avatar #941 to #940 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
ye nah
u aint reading
unless u proof it
#942 to #941 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
how do i prove it?
User avatar #944 to #942 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
and by that i mean sensical replies
not your average "omg you type lots"
User avatar #946 to #944 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
but i already said i dont do this for peoples aproval, were you even reading what i said?
User avatar #943 to #942 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
replying to what I say would be a good start
User avatar #934 to #932 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
>leaving
ew casual
#935 to #934 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
tfw employed
User avatar #936 to #935 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
omg same here. we're like twinning
User avatar #938 to #936 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
hey am i still blocked?
User avatar #939 to #938 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
No, go ahead.
User avatar #911 to #910 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Nig I ain't ending **** . Last time I ended something was when I tried to cut an earthworm in half, but it only grew into more worms that learned how to divide themselves. Long story short dirt is actually dead worms. Long live hitler-chan.
#913 to #911 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
I HERE ITS AMAZING WHEN THE FAMOUS PURPLE STUFFED WORM IN FLAP-JAW SPACE WITH A TUNING FORK DOES A RAW BLINK ON HARA-KIRI ROCK. I NEED SCICORS, SIXTY ONE!
User avatar #915 to #913 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
>quoting mgs2
cant you come up with your own original stuff?

man you suck at this
User avatar #924 to #915 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
'green text outside of 4chan"
"regognising Mega Giant ******** 2"
suck at what? yelling nonsence?
User avatar #927 to #924 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
>says greentext
>it's white
YOOOO NIG YOU GOTTA USE YOUR EYES FOR COLORS? SPEAKING OF COLORS I ONCE SAW A ****** . BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY WHITE SO IT WAS OK. I'M NOT A RACIST THOUGH, ALL COLORS ARE GOOD BECAUSE THIS IS 1956 AND JESUS HELL THE CIVIL WAR MADE ME CUM LIKE A HISTORIAN FINDING A HITLER SUIT.
User avatar #926 to #924 - Riukanojutsu (01/28/2014) [-]
>hurr i dont greentext im better than you
**** ****** its like saying having a better grammar makes you more right
thats outright retarded

yes you suck at saying gibberish, i didnt know it was possible but you cant even come up with your own stuff.
its like you have to copy it from somewhere or else it wont be random enouhg

holy **** youre like a new level of bad
User avatar #914 to #913 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
SIXTY ONE? MORE LIKE SIXTY NINE! I ONCE DID THAT TO MY COUSIN WHILE RIDING A ROLLER COASTER, AND THAT'S HOW THE PHRASE "DON'T **** YOUR COUSIN ON A ROLLER COASTER" FORMED!
#920 to #914 - elguso (01/28/2014) [-]
thats some real wisodm there mako
User avatar #922 to #920 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
yeah i'm a smart dude
User avatar #916 to #914 - sixty (01/28/2014) [-]
What the **** are you "yelling" about?
User avatar #917 to #916 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
SKITTLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#919 to #917 - sixty (01/28/2014) [-]
M&amp;Ms are better
M&Ms are better
User avatar #921 to #919 - makotoitou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I WILL GINGER SALT YOUR TITS WITH A GUN UNTIL YOU LACTATE URINE BECAUSE YOUR FAT SACK OF INSTRUCTION BOOK CAN'T MAKE SPAGHETTI
User avatar #895 - saltyfries (01/25/2014) [-]
I'll be honest with ya, your "My dick" comment on the 20th, still has me in stitches, that was ******* funny dude
#896 to #895 - elguso (01/26/2014) [-]
thanks mate
User avatar #878 - elguso (01/15/2014) [-]
Draserszes mate, hows moving into brisbane going for ya
once your steled in you the one and only and i should meet up to celerbrate
User avatar #890 to #878 - Draserszes (01/23/2014) [-]
Seems like it's still going to be raining on Saturday. Hopefully it isn't much, but you still down to hang? the one and only and I are still down for it.
#891 to #890 - elguso (01/23/2014) [-]
rain aint going to stop me
User avatar #892 to #891 - Draserszes (01/23/2014) [-]
Row row fight the power!
User avatar #893 to #892 - elguso (01/23/2014) [-]
yeah, for real though.
its easy to stay in the city and not let the rain be an isue.
and if it clreas up well show you southbank
User avatar #894 to #893 - Draserszes (01/23/2014) [-]
Sounds good to me.
User avatar #879 to #878 - Draserszes (01/15/2014) [-]
Hey man. Brisbane is a great city, I like it so far. We found a couple of places, but my mother had to do a lot of running around to get her papers sorted, so we had no luck with them, but now we found another place and things are looking good so far. The weather is getting cooler, so that's a blessing. The place I'm staying at right now is close to Chinatown, so as a lover of Asian food that's always a good thing. For some reason though, I've been feeling sick these last couple of days. I threw up and all, which is weird because it takes a lot to make me throw up.

Meeting up sounds good, I could use the company, haha. I can just barely find my way down to the Queens Plaza (hopefully I got the name right). If all goes well, we'll be at our own place any time between the end of the week to the middle of next week.
User avatar #880 to #879 - elguso (01/15/2014) [-]
im free next week so sure sounds good man, also its just queens street, that what people call the whole plaza, street. (its stupid i know)
and yeah you kinda came to brisbane and got to see the hotest day since 2005, mmmmh that 42 degrees, savour it
User avatar #881 to #880 - Draserszes (01/15/2014) [-]
When I was back in Morocco the heat was 42ish as well, on some days. That wasn't fun at all.

I've got to say, I'm experiencing quite the culture shock. In a good way. But culture shock is culture shock. I'm not used to people being as nice as they are over here. It's almost unsettling, haha.
User avatar #882 to #881 - elguso (01/15/2014) [-]
Queensland in general is the laid back seings how its the farm state of the country and Brisbane is just the boy from the bush pretending to be a capital city in this sunday best.
But yeah i like that about brisbane, you can have a conversation with almost anyone, very relaxed and no tourists.
User avatar #883 to #882 - Draserszes (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh, awesome. I'm all about laid back. A bit too laid back, I'm afraid.

I saw a bunch of tourists, but still, nothing compared to Dubai. That place is teeming with tourists, whatever time of the year you go. Also, is it just me, or did a lot of Asians come to Australia in the last 10 years?
User avatar #884 to #883 - elguso (01/15/2014) [-]
well your bowned to see a few backbackers but like you said, not like dubai.

and thats very trew, 10 yeasr ago brisbane was a very white city and now theres **** loads of asian, but you mostly see them in the CBD, i live and hang around in outer suberebs brisbane so dont see meny asains there.
chrust im starting to sound racists, sorry
User avatar #885 to #884 - Draserszes (01/15/2014) [-]
Nah, you don't really sound racist. I'm the one who brought the subject up, hehe. And where abouts do you live?
User avatar #886 to #885 - elguso (01/15/2014) [-]
morningside, but 90% of what is east of there to Birkdale and south as far as Carindale.
thast brisbane to me
User avatar #887 to #886 - Draserszes (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh, cool. I might be living in Morningside, too.
User avatar #888 to #887 - elguso (01/15/2014) [-]
Morning sides great man, its so close to the city while being far away enough to be quiet, no bit greatrants but close to oxford street (the nice suburban restraunt street) and its south side, which i find persoanly, the better side of brisbane.
anyway let me know what day you want to meat up next week, i gotsa sleep
User avatar #889 to #888 - Draserszes (01/15/2014) [-]
All right, dude. Sleep well.
#877 - elguso (01/05/2014) [-]
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#874 - wildberk (12/26/2013) [-]
Tonight. You
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#862 - miia ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
thanks for not getting me tomb raider...i would have felt really bad if i had gotten a $20 gift when everyone else getting a game from you was only getting $8

im not even joking
#863 to #862 - elguso (12/26/2013) [-]
uuuuuh
uuuuuh
User avatar #866 to #865 - miia ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
$10*
#867 to #866 - elguso (12/26/2013) [-]
i remeber just,
you welcome for me not buying somthing for you?
User avatar #868 to #867 - miia ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
i would have felt really bad if everyone else only got an $8 game and i got a $10 game because i couldnt find an $8 game i wanted
#869 to #868 - elguso (12/26/2013) [-]
its like, 2 bucks difference
User avatar #870 to #869 - miia ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
still...it wouldnt have been fair
#871 to #870 - elguso (12/26/2013) [-]
its free **** mate, i would have been on that like daym
User avatar #872 to #871 - miia ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
i have a thing about not being spoiled...

plus i didnt want other threadgoers to get mad or jealous and whatnot
#873 to #872 - elguso (12/26/2013) [-]
well then 						*******					 i dont know   
do what makes and others happy
well then ******* i dont know
do what makes and others happy
#859 - schindewolforch (12/24/2013) [-]
elguso chan I love you so if there is anythign you might want or need... you know whwat i mean... i can do it for you
#860 to #859 - elguso (12/24/2013) [-]
12 cups of flower, a sweedish hamburger, 3 barrels or port a small coffe table 2 kit kats and a jar of marmite
12 cups of flower, a sweedish hamburger, 3 barrels or port a small coffe table 2 kit kats and a jar of marmite
#861 to #860 - schindewolforch (12/24/2013) [-]
wear do you live again/
#864 to #861 - elguso (12/26/2013) [-]
brisbane australia
brisbane australia
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